Massage Parlor Reports

[DMichaels69]

This is my assessment too, so so. I had a nice looking older MILF type woman last time I went. She did a good massage and TS but she was a sour puss, bad attitude.

Pine tree was excelent. Joanne, Pearl and Bobby were great. I took a long break since they closed, and I was just there last week and drew Helen 7/10 looks, 6/10 body. Great table shower 8/10, okay massage 6/10, less than okay finish 5/10. It is okay in a pinch, but seems spotty right now. Has anyone had someone there they would recommend since the reopen? Feel free to PM.

[DonTheMon]

Pine tree was excelent. Joanne, Pearl and Bobby were great. I took a long break since they closed, and I was just there last week and drew Helen 7/10 looks, 6/10 body. Great table shower 8/10, okay massage 6/10, less than okay finish 5/10. It is okay in a pinch, but seems spotty right now. Has anyone had someone there they would recommend since the reopen? Feel free to PM.

Thanks for the info on pine tree. You had Helen. Was there another girl working? Did you see her? Still thinking about stopping in. They do offer fFS? What about BBFS?

[Booey230]

Well it seems the last time the ad was updated was the 20th. Did you go by there by any chance? If I didn't have chilli chicken rice for lunch I would go this evening. Only place I need to go now is home for though.

No not yet, but from the fellow members have said, it's not worth it.

[Jammit2]

Gentlemen, I know there are a number of spas in Kankakee but only one offering table shower. If anyone here knows if FS is availbale at any of the spas please PM with the details, in return, I will share a Kankakee experience.

Thanks in advance.

Pm sent, short answer is no.

[Al Bundy78]

Has anyone had any good sessions at pine tree in willowbrook. I know they were cloaed last summer but have reopened. Have noticed many customers entering the place lately. Just curious if it would be worth it to stop there. Not sure how much the cost is and not sure if they have a full menu? Would appreciate some info. And feel free to pm If you want.

Pine tree was excelent. Joanne, Pearl and Bobby were great. I took a long break since they closed, and I was just there last week and drew Helen 7/10 looks, 6/10 body. Great table shower 8/10, okay massage 6/10, less than okay finish 5/10. It is okay in a pinch, but seems spotty right now. Has anyone had someone there they would recommend since the reopen? Feel free to PM.

[Angai]

Has anyone partaken with this service? It's right around the corner for me and I'd like to give a mp a shot since I usually stick to other means.

http://chicago.backpage.com/WomenSee...ction/49554907

Well it seems the last time the ad was updated was the 20th. Did you go by there by any chance? If I didn't have chilli chicken rice for lunch I would go this evening. Only place I need to go now is home for though.

[Walker333]

I hope Trump does the following. I hope he gives them the following ultimatum:

1. Post only real pictures of the girls. Blurry faces is acceptable. Or post accurate representations. If your place if full of grandmas, then post grandma pics. Etc.

2. No more bait and switch.

3. If you say young girls in the ad, there better be young girls.

4. Have good quality massage lotion for those who don't like oil.

5. it's 2017, Wax the muffs already.

Additional Demand,

1. all above demands are equally applicable to Latina!

2. to provide a small opening (12 X18 inches) in the Wall, but exclusively for females Ilegales.

[ApplePiePussy]

Me? I hope he does NOT give it to them. I also love these girls. What are we going to do when they are all deported? Go looking for pretty senoriitas? Or nice Polish girls? Or what? What are you asking for? Law and order?

I hope Trump does the following. I hope he gives them the following ultimatum:

1. Post only real pictures of the girls. Blurry faces is acceptable. Or post accurate representations. If your place if full of grandmas, then post grandma pics. Etc.

2. No more bait and switch.

3. If you say young girls in the ad, there better be young girls.

4. Have good quality massage lotion for those who don't like oil.

5. it's 2017, Wax the muffs already.

[Klano]

Anyone check out these ladies?

http://www.hotbodyrubs.com/

[Paleface]

Is there no limit to their deception? I mean they are posting clips from Chinese television and expecting us to believe that that is the girl you are going to get because there is a video of her? LOL I mean the watermark is right freaking there. Why even bother? I love the Chinese but they are fuckers and I hope Trump gives it to them.

Me? I hope he does NOT give it to them. I also love these girls. What are we going to do when they are all deported? Go looking for pretty senoriitas? Or nice Polish girls? Or what? What are you asking for? Law and order?

[ApplePiePussy]

Has anyone partaken with this service? It's right around the corner for me and I'd like to give a mp a shot since I usually stick to other means.

http://chicago.backpage.com/WomenSee...ction/49554907

Is there no limit to their deception? I mean they are posting clips from Chinese television and expecting us to believe that that is the girl you are going to get because there is a video of her? LOL I mean the watermark is right freaking there. Why even bother? I love the Chinese but they are fuckers and I hope Trump gives it to them.

[FrankyCando]

I'm in my low 50's and what you guys call grannies would surprise you.

Besides I'm looking for mpg. The young ones make me squirt to fast I have to close my eyes and try to forget what they look like, older ones I can get better mpg LOL even on a handshake or FS.
yep you can have your turbo fast sleek looking little cars with the coffee can mufflers but I will take an older caddy/lincoln any day , I like getting to the red light a little later ahhahaahh cruising

[FrankyCando]

Does anyone go to the place on Irving near Austin? Nothing recent on the forum. It's convenient, and I don't have a huge budget.

Been there months ago and not even a handshake, have had a few buddies tell me the same.

Better off at the one on Gunnison by far. And not far from that one.

[StanleyStankas]

You are mostly right when it comes to age. Older women have a lot more experience and can please a man in ways younger women are just discovering or haven't learned yet, especially oral. The only problem is when they get naked you have two buckets of ass to deal with, a vagina the size of a sugar bowl, their breasts are somewhere under her armpit near her waist, and her stomach looks like a road map of New Jersey. I am 72 and still hitting it once a week so enjoy younger women while you can. Older women do understand more when you go limp and automatically go oral to get it back.

Agree agree! I can get old broads for free at the local grocery store! They love me! Now if the young girls (over 18 I am sure, I checked) that check out the customers would give me a minute or two to lay on my charms I am in, but no. I ain't payin for granny or don't even want that for free! Sorry. Imo.

[Booey230]

Has anyone partaken with this service? It's right around the corner for me and I'd like to give a mp a shot since I usually stick to other means.

http://chicago.backpage.com/WomenSee...ction/49554907