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[Redneck 1]

I agree. Red does the best reviews. The only problem is that some times the reviews are better than the girl.

Perhaps three key words should be added to that last sentence: "The only problem is that in my opinion some times the reviews are better than the girl".

Without those three words or some similar qualifier, the sentence seems to imply that one or more of the sentence writer's own superior qualities (such as intellect, perceptiveness, honesty, etc.) makes the writer a superior judge of providers than the other guy.

Of course, like movie reviews and book reviews, provider reviews are highly subjective. Intelligent, experienced and truthful mongers can easily have significantly different perspectives on a provider.

[Shipshape]

"You need to show that you are interested her. Then you need to show that you are worth cultivating as a customer (good job, listens when she speaks, dressed in business attire). You will have to spend money, but if you go later at night when she is feeling happy, you could save a couple Benjamins. In my opinion, you'd be better off at an AMP unless you hope to become her special customer.

Really comes down to several variables. If she finds you interesting, if she thinks you will be a loyal customer, if she is feeling aroused. I suggest having a plan of attack and be prepared to adjust to game time situations. You could score a TD on your first possession. Good luck. ".

I read this in the Korean Bar Reports. Not ragging on the poster specifically, but, it seems to me that this is what is problematical these days at the KBs. KBs are not your normal dating hookup spots I would think. In yesteryear you walk in, choose who you want and then see how far you can push the "service". And that my friends was for a $5 drinkee which elevated to $10 drinkees circa 1982 ish. Now-a-days the guys come in hoping that some KBG will approach them and if they past the test, hoping that they can hold their hand, and if they past the test, hoping that she'll take an interest in him, after he has dropped a few hundred. Spoiled, spoiled, spoiled, that is what has happened in KBs. The 1st guy to agree to pay $20 for a drinkee started a downward trend in the business. It was supposed to be a "Service" industry. The service was provided by the KBG not the other way around. The above post is just an example of how far we've changed and pretty much sums up the current climate of KBs and KBGs. Again, not ragging on the poster as he is pretty much accurately describing what that climate is like today. Too bad.

SS.

[Lonely Smiles]

Hey Mondo Badfoot! Look some other guy who reviews Happiness a lot stole your nickname for his cock! See below. What a coincidence?

lol Ahem. Little Mondo™.

[Blake123]

Hey Mondo Badfoot! Look some other guy who reviews Happiness a lot stole your nickname for his cock! See below. What a coincidence?

I noticed that too. Would that be copyright infringement?

[SureYourRight]

Hey Mondo Badfoot! Look some other guy who reviews Happiness a lot stole your nickname for his cock! See below. What a coincidence?

Doppelganger?

[Viet Whisperer]

Hey Mondo Badfoot! Look some other guy who reviews Happiness a lot stole your nickname for his cock! See below. What a coincidence?

Dropped by Happiness the other day to see if anyone wasn't busy. I know, I know, if I had half a brain I would have called ahead and made an appointment, but as my old Grampa used to say, "When the cock gets hard the brain gets soft!" Anyway, I kinda had ShaSha in mind because it's been so long since I spent time with her and she's been looking so very fine lately. But it was not to be. She was just getting dressed to leave- I went through a period of deep depression for about 2 1/2 minutes, then asked mama who else was available. She said, "Let's see, Naomi. ". "OK", I said, "I'm ready!" I forked over my money as she led me to the room. I got undressed, put on the towel and sat on the bed. Two minutes later someone knocked on the door and in rolled Naomi, laughing all the way. She seemed to be very happy to see me, put her arms around me and gave me a huge kiss. She was wearing this skin-tight little lace thing that showed everything she's got to offer. We started to laugh about what good advertising it was for her. Then she demonstrated how guy's eyes moved as they scanned her body when they first meet her. Then I demonstrated how this guys hands moved when they scanned her body! I love how responsive she is, how she really enjoys herself when we play and her great sense of humor! I haven't had so much fun since the pigs ate my sister! The table shower was such a turn on. When she puts on that nuru gel and starts to slide her voluptuous little body all over me, my dick gets so hard that it jumps every time my heart beats. Baby noticed that and slid little Mondo between her titties, then she was sitting up and sliding her little nani back and forth as a smile spread accross her lips, and then, OMG! Junior was sliping into paradise. What could I do? That's right, so I did it- just a few times. With that nuru gel it felt sooo good! She gasped with every thrust, then she jumped off and proceeded to slurp on little Mondo like it was the thing to do. She never broke eye contact which turned me on even more. She kept sucking, long and slow and deep like she wasn't going to stop til I came, but I had other ideas. I slid off the table and sat her down on the edge of the table, lifted her legs over my arms and aimed the sprayer so there was a light stream of water running down her body and over her crotch. I knelt down and very, very softly ran my tongue the length of her pussy. Her eyes got so big- I decided to do it some more! She was so juicy by then, that I was forced to stand up and slide inside. Her eyes really opened wider and she gasped and shook a little as I eased out and back in a few times. She put her arms around my neck and pulled me down for a serious kiss. That did it- we rinsed off and headed back to the room. Once we got there, it all morphed into a sexual blur. We did several positions with lots of DATY, DATO, DT, BBBJ mixed in. This voluptuous little girl is an orgasm machine. She kept repeating "Yes, yes", and, "Oh yes", as we fucked and sucked for nearly an hour. We had so many laughs and so much intense pleasure that I can't exaggerate how exceptional Naomi's service and attitude are. Plus- she is super cute with a killer curvy body!

[Member #5810]

Oh, I feel like Nurse Nancy.


Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one day complaining about Nurse.
Nancy. "She's incredibly mixed up," said one doctor. "She does.
Everything absolutely backwards.
Just last week, I told her to give a patient 2 milligrams of morphine.
Every 10 hours. She gave him 10 milligrams every 2 hours. He damn near.
Died on us!
The second doctor said, "That's nothing. Earlier this week, I told her.
To give a patient an enema every 24 hours. She tries to give him 24.
Enemas in one hour! The guy damn near exploded!
Suddenly, they hear this bloodcurdling scream from down the hall. "Oh.
My God! Said the first doctor, "I just realized I told Nurse Nancy to.
Prick Mr. Smith's boil!

Haha hahahahaha. That's a good one! ! Love it!

[Lualualei808]

oh, i feel like nurse nancy.


Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one day complaining about nurse.
Nancy. "she's incredibly mixed up," said one doctor. "she does.
Everything absolutely backwards.
Just last week, i told her to give a patient 2 milligrams of morphine.
Every 10 hours. She gave him 10 milligrams every 2 hours. He damn near.
Died on us!
The second doctor said, "that's nothing. Earlier this week, i told her.
To give a patient an enema every 24 hours. She tries to give him 24.
Enemas in one hour! The guy damn near exploded!
Suddenly, they hear this bloodcurdling scream from down the hall. "oh.
My god! Said the first doctor, "i just realized i told nurse nancy to.
Prick mr. Smith's boil!

chee hoo lmao!

[Memahu]

I'm pretty sure he meant it like as a verb like small poke, prick not the other way.

Oh, I feel like Nurse Nancy.


Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one day complaining about Nurse.
Nancy. "She's incredibly mixed up," said one doctor. "She does.
Everything absolutely backwards.
Just last week, I told her to give a patient 2 milligrams of morphine.
Every 10 hours. She gave him 10 milligrams every 2 hours. He damn near.
Died on us!
The second doctor said, "That's nothing. Earlier this week, I told her.
To give a patient an enema every 24 hours. She tries to give him 24.
Enemas in one hour! The guy damn near exploded!
Suddenly, they hear this bloodcurdling scream from down the hall. "Oh.
My God! Said the first doctor, "I just realized I told Nurse Nancy to.
Prick Mr. Smith's boil!

[Member #5810]

What was the poipose of using a stereotype racial code of "small prick" to describe her husband? Unless, he's beating her. Then, the "small prick" means he's an Asshole.

I'm pretty sure he meant it like as a verb like small poke, prick not the other way.

[SureYourRight]

Good story. But, was a racial slur necessary to this story?

I think he meant that's how the woman he is fucking describes her husbands technique. I've seen this shit on some cheap Japanese porno vids. American style sex is all WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM but the Japanese sex (I saw) can be like hes just pricking her with his dick. Like the dude is mainly focusing on stimulating the entrance of her vagina so he avoids full penetration and does these mini prick thrust.

Also I'd like to add a recommendation to ClintonPortis.

http://sfmadison.com/

[Memahu]

As Chris Berman would say, "It's a Fumble" and "Tick, tick, tick, tick, tick. ".

You betta score as the time clock is running out. "He could go all the wayyyyyy. ".

[Memahu]

What racial slur?

What was the poipose of using a stereotype racial code of "small prick" to describe her husband? Unless, he's beating her. Then, the "small prick" means he's an Asshole.

[John Ross]

Good story. But, was a racial slur necessary to this story?

What racial slur?

[Memahu]

Good times with no strings attached sex. I'm headed to meet a girl I met at the Kahala 15 years ago. Saw her last year in Japan. She rocked my world again with all her screaming, iku at least 20-30 times, maybe more. She is taking the day off, dropping her 1 why / o off at the sitters, then meeting me at some hotel. She is really sex deprived. Said her husband only did her once this year. No daty. Just a small prick in and out and done in less than five minutes. I brought two V's with me just in case. If you don't hear back from me on this forum, maybe I o / d on the tablets. Or she is holding me captive. Yen is strong. 118. So good times coming.

Good story. But, was a racial slur necessary to this story?