Massage Parlor Reports

[MrSmartyPants]

First post under this name (Sorry. Got to stay private), but Bob (side note. You're a hero) and everyone else. Think about whether you might want to just stop using the term legit. There are guys on this site who I respect who use it to mean exactly the opposite from what other respectable guys on this site mean by the same term. Not saying one is better or worse, but in our world of careful terminology, you don't want to mistake one for the other. I think, due to the confusion, we'd all be better off using a different term. Thanks!

There are a couple other Midwest cities I lurk & occasionally monger in a few times a year, and on their boards, they say always say "Legit" either when describing an Escort who is real (not LE) and sometimes say a massage place is Legit if it provides, um. Upgraded Services.

But here, everyone says Legit which to me means a licensed, (non-happiness-providing) massage therapist who isn't breaking any laws. Like going to Massage Envy.

They say Soda, we say Pop.

However it's not a big deal, I can tell what they mean, my brain automatically processes the term Legit to fit the situation. I can't think of a single time I went to see a provider that was reviewed as "Legit" and I got the meaning backwards. (On the other hand, I also stopped using the word Legit when doing reviews because it's kind of ambiguous.)

[JohnRambo2016]

I can see now there are multiple definitions. Just for the record, and hopefully to eliminate any misunderstandings, when I say "L" and my shop is legit, what I mean is it is a very strong professional massage and no extras are available. I don't want my friends to visit with the incorrect expectations.

As a side note, in the next couple of months we will evaluating potential therapists. Part time, either certain full days or certain afternoons. We are looking for somebody (a) Legit/Professional only (b) licensed only. (c) Needs their own transportation, however, we are a 7 minute walk from the Buffalo Grove train station. (d) Any ethnicity, but speaking (at least a little English) is needed. So if you know anybody who fits those parameters. Let me know. Bob.

First post under this name (Sorry. Got to stay private), but Bob (side note. You're a hero) and everyone else. Think about whether you might want to just stop using the term legit. There are guys on this site who I respect who use it to mean exactly the opposite from what other respectable guys on this site mean by the same term. Not saying one is better or worse, but in our world of careful terminology, you don't want to mistake one for the other. I think, due to the confusion, we'd all be better off using a different term. Thanks!

[Bob521]

I can see now there are multiple definitions. Just for the record, and hopefully to eliminate any misunderstandings, when I say "L" and my shop is legit, what I mean is it is a very strong professional massage and no extras are available. I don't want my friends to visit with the incorrect expectations.

As a side note, in the next couple of months we will evaluating potential therapists. Part time, either certain full days or certain afternoons. We are looking for somebody (a) Legit/Professional only (b) licensed only. (c) Needs their own transportation, however, we are a 7 minute walk from the Buffalo Grove train station. (d) Any ethnicity, but speaking (at least a little English) is needed. So if you know anybody who fits those parameters. Let me know. Bob.

Legit to me means no play.

[Satriani]

A while back I got a my who spoke no English and after 20 min of worthless massage I use sign language to signal what I want. She says no so she calls in co worker who finished the job all in all nothing great for $.

[Confucius]

As it relates to massage, I always say "legit" means no extras. I can't say what the poster meant, but that's my guess.

Legit to me means no play.

[HeadFirst80]

Recently made a trip to M-2 and was surprised by the location. Isolated building with private parking. Very interesting. Still decided to go in since it was reviewed positive here and was glad I did.

All in all it was good. She tried to upcharge but I stayed firm and she said "only this time! I tried to catch her name but didn't understand it.

[Elpatron]

I used the word legit meaning to us mongers as to go ahead you're good to go, ont meaning as an professional Massage no extras.

They were on Elston closed to Pulaski at one time, They are legit, They have very attractive Ladies, don't know Their present location good luck

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[FrankyCando]

Visited a great place on Irving the other night. Great experience after a couple sub par, but it was late and I was getting separate. Pm me for details if you're a senior.

Visited last night. Yes good massage and the usual.

Will return when in that area.

[Jayp80]

As it relates to massage, I always say "legit" means no extras. I can't say what the poster meant, but that's my guess.

Sorry legit meaning you will not get arrested or mugged.

[Bob521]

As it relates to massage, I always say "legit" means no extras. I can't say what the poster meant, but that's my guess.

Please clarify, Legit means that there is no extras, or it means that it is our kind of place?

Thank You.

[Gerkin Jerkin]

Hello fellow enthusiasts. Any intel on this thinking of booking this afternoon.

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...-loop/45369957

Pics are accurate. Location is convenient if you are in the Loop. Menu is limited and not too enthusiastic. I would not see again.

[HomeSlice]

Hello fellow enthusiasts. Any intel on this thinking of booking this afternoon.

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...-loop/45369957

Search her name here and in the backpage section. Discussed many times.

[Walker333]

Pictures are not her but a close representative, works out of downtown office building. Legit.

Please clarify, Legit means that there is no extras, or it means that it is our kind of place?

Thank You.

[Jayp80]

Hello fellow enthusiasts. Any intel on this thinking of booking this afternoon.

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...-loop/45369957

Pictures are not her but a close representative, works out of downtown office building. Legit.

[Rodney1117]

Hello fellow enthusiasts. Any intel on this thinking of booking this afternoon.

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...-loop/45369957