Massage Parlor Reports

**Asianguy** · 12-04-16 15:58

Originally Posted by Shinho1997 [View Original Post]

Anybody have any success getting euro or elite level service at Lake Serene?

The ladies there are younger and hotter but so far I've only gotten glove only service.

Younger and hotter? =D.

Are we talking asian cuties in their 20's? It's been a while since I've encountered one of those outside the I'd.

**Shinho1997** · 12-04-16 00:06

Originally Posted by LCB [View Original Post]

That's interesting to hear that they are younger & hotter. I was a regular there for a long time, but over time, my favorites slowly evaporated. That's been quite a few years back, but as with most places if you put your time in, doors will open. Do you have any recommendations there? I'm up for trying them out again. Thank you for sharing your experience!

-LCB.

I believe I saw Tina. She told me that they don't do what the old ladies do at Euro LOL. On my way out, she introduced me to the two others who worked there. Coco, was a tall korean with fake tits and the other I forget the name, shorter with a cute face. Yah I got my favs at other places so I haven't put in the effort like I normally do.

**LCB** · 12-03-16 21:49

That's interesting to hear that they are younger & hotter. I was a regular there for a long time, but over time, my favorites slowly evaporated. That's been quite a few years back, but as with most places if you put your time in, doors will open. Do you have any recommendations there? I'm up for trying them out again. Thank you for sharing your experience!

-LCB.

Originally Posted by Shinho1997 [View Original Post]

Anybody have any success getting euro or elite level service at Lake Serene?

The ladies there are younger and hotter but so far I've only gotten glove only service.

**Jackie11** · 12-03-16 15:03

Anyone have any experience with nina. According to her reveiws, she will give you titty, ass and pussy play, but when I go there she claims she doesn't and all the reveiws are lies. And yes iv offered her more and a regular there. She has alot of reveiws, she loves giving you prostate, and a HJ. No BJ or FS. But I can never get close to her titts she backs off.

**Shinho1997** · 12-03-16 13:12

Anybody have any success getting euro or elite level service at Lake Serene?

The ladies there are younger and hotter but so far I've only gotten glove only service.

**Andariego** · 12-03-16 03:03

I don't contribute to the board nearly as much as I should, but what I learned quickly is that you must check the pages first. I've had my hand slapped a few times for essentially doing the same thing as our fellow member. Penis. I know it's kind of strange, but there is a level of respect that we need to give the mongerers that contribute regularly such as LCB.

Posting 'I will be in seattle next week and was wondering about the "must see" parlors in the city. ' is very disrespectful and comes across to other members as someone wanting a handout. It's essentially the guy panhandling for money all day then hops in his Porsche for the drive to his Dad's McMansion.

If you'd asked something like 'hey, I'm coming from out of town. I noticed that Eurotouch and Elite seem to be the hot places. While I am in Seattle should I try those or is there a new must see?' You probably wouldn't have gotten the backlash.

Just my two cents.

Originally Posted by Penis [View Original Post]

At least mine are real and not internet balls. People that can't handle divergent viewpoints on even such a small topic as this amuse the shit out of me.

**Duke Of Exeter** · 12-01-16 04:28

Originally Posted by SpaSearcher [View Original Post]

... She said her name was "owie" ... after the flip everything was covered and she said next time maybe no cover...

My experience with AMPs only just began recently:

(1) My first experience was probably with this same woman, phonetically sounded like "oh-ee" to me. She handed me a condom saying "you choice. " I said no and she started BBBJ. Before climbing on for ACG she slyly slipped it on. But she was soon struggling with it to keep it on; looked at me quizzically; I told her to toss it and the rest was bareback, cip. Pretty good for my first time; I was hooked!

(2) Went back and saw "Sissie". Better shower. Skipped the massage. BBFScip. Out short of the hour but left quite happy!

(3) Saw "Bonnie". Perhaps older of the three, but best body. Great shower. (Would love to get off there someday!) Skipped the massage. Spent more time in BBFScip. I bottomed out too easily inside her, but otherwise a great experience.

**Penis** · 11-30-16 10:03

At least mine are real and not internet balls. People that can't handle divergent viewpoints on even such a small topic as this amuse the shit out of me.

Originally Posted by LCB [View Original Post]

I don't think it's harsh at all. The guy is too lazy to scroll through a few pages of threads. There's plenty of intel on this forum. Hey Penis, do you know why your screen name is just "Penis?" Because you're lacking balls. Do you want some cheese with your wine?

-LCB.

**Madmaxon** · 11-29-16 21:14

Originally Posted by LCB [View Original Post]

I don't think it's harsh at all. The guy is too lazy to scroll through a few pages of threads. There's plenty of intel on this forum. Hey Penis, do you know why your screen name is just "Penis?" Because you're lacking balls. Do you want some cheese with your wine?

-LCB.

LOL shit just got real!

**LCB** · 11-29-16 20:57

I don't think it's harsh at all. The guy is too lazy to scroll through a few pages of threads. There's plenty of intel on this forum. Hey Penis, do you know why your screen name is just "Penis?" Because you're lacking balls. Do you want some cheese with your wine?

-LCB.

Originally Posted by Penis [View Original Post]

A bit harsh. Many won't share info publicly. I will make this type of post when I go to a new city because I find, like it or nor, that most mongers prefer to share in PM vs on the board.

**Penis** · 11-29-16 16:59

Sure, but I think the reply that I responded to was still a bit much.

Originally Posted by Madmaxon [View Original Post]

In some cities I would agree. But I would always read a couple pages before asking. And really there is so much info on the Seattle mp pages that if you ask here you're just too lazy to read down the screen. It's all there right in the open.

**Madmaxon** · 11-29-16 16:24

Originally Posted by Penis [View Original Post]

A bit harsh. Many won't share info publicly. I will make this type of post when I go to a new city because I find, like it or nor, that most mongers prefer to share in PM vs on the board.

In some cities I would agree. But I would always read a couple pages before asking. And really there is so much info on the Seattle mp pages that if you ask here you're just too lazy to read down the screen. It's all there right in the open.

**Penis** · 11-29-16 15:25

A bit harsh. Many won't share info publicly. I will make this type of post when I go to a new city because I find, like it or nor, that most mongers prefer to share in PM vs on the board.

Originally Posted by LCB [View Original Post]

I'm so tired of seeing these type of posts. Do you not know how to read or are just too lazy? READ THE FORUM! Same with all the dudes with no contributions to the board hitting me up with PMs for info. Go Take one for the team, contribute your experience, share, suck it up. A lot of us did. You're not even a lurker, you're a lazy letch.

-LCB.

**LCB** · 11-29-16 03:35

I'm so tired of seeing these type of posts. Do you not know how to read or are just too lazy? READ THE FORUM! Same with all the dudes with no contributions to the board hitting me up with PMs for info. Go Take one for the team, contribute your experience, share, suck it up. A lot of us did. You're not even a lurker, you're a lazy letch.

-LCB.

Originally Posted by GoodTimeSoahu [View Original Post]

I will be in seattle next week and was wondering about the "must see" parlors in the city.