Massage Parlor Reports

[Penis]

At least mine are real and not internet balls. People that can't handle divergent viewpoints on even such a small topic as this amuse the shit out of me.

I don't think it's harsh at all. The guy is too lazy to scroll through a few pages of threads. There's plenty of intel on this forum. Hey Penis, do you know why your screen name is just "Penis?" Because you're lacking balls. Do you want some cheese with your wine?

-LCB.

[Madmaxon]

I don't think it's harsh at all. The guy is too lazy to scroll through a few pages of threads. There's plenty of intel on this forum. Hey Penis, do you know why your screen name is just "Penis?" Because you're lacking balls. Do you want some cheese with your wine?

-LCB.

LOL shit just got real!

[LCB]

I don't think it's harsh at all. The guy is too lazy to scroll through a few pages of threads. There's plenty of intel on this forum. Hey Penis, do you know why your screen name is just "Penis?" Because you're lacking balls. Do you want some cheese with your wine?

-LCB.

A bit harsh. Many won't share info publicly. I will make this type of post when I go to a new city because I find, like it or nor, that most mongers prefer to share in PM vs on the board.

[Penis]

Sure, but I think the reply that I responded to was still a bit much.

In some cities I would agree. But I would always read a couple pages before asking. And really there is so much info on the Seattle mp pages that if you ask here you're just too lazy to read down the screen. It's all there right in the open.

[Madmaxon]

A bit harsh. Many won't share info publicly. I will make this type of post when I go to a new city because I find, like it or nor, that most mongers prefer to share in PM vs on the board.

In some cities I would agree. But I would always read a couple pages before asking. And really there is so much info on the Seattle mp pages that if you ask here you're just too lazy to read down the screen. It's all there right in the open.

[Penis]

A bit harsh. Many won't share info publicly. I will make this type of post when I go to a new city because I find, like it or nor, that most mongers prefer to share in PM vs on the board.

I'm so tired of seeing these type of posts. Do you not know how to read or are just too lazy? READ THE FORUM! Same with all the dudes with no contributions to the board hitting me up with PMs for info. Go Take one for the team, contribute your experience, share, suck it up. A lot of us did. You're not even a lurker, you're a lazy letch.

-LCB.

[LCB]

I'm so tired of seeing these type of posts. Do you not know how to read or are just too lazy? READ THE FORUM! Same with all the dudes with no contributions to the board hitting me up with PMs for info. Go Take one for the team, contribute your experience, share, suck it up. A lot of us did. You're not even a lurker, you're a lazy letch.

-LCB.

I will be in seattle next week and was wondering about the "must see" parlors in the city.

[GoodTimeSoahu]

I will be in seattle next week and was wondering about the "must see" parlors in the city.

[WangDang23]

Yung was at ET as recently as a month ago that I know of. Recently enough that you can call BS if they act like they don't know who she is. They used to pull that crap when Michelle was there too. Yung is probably attracting the most business so they lie to get some business for themselves. What I have done in the past when they do that, is tell them "Oh, then there is nothing here for me. I'll just go to Elite then. " Usually, they suddenly remember who she is and go to get her. Like shopping used cars, be prepared to walk away and go to another lot.

[Putzy]

My guess is that you saw Coffee. Her english isn't that good. But your description matches my experience with her.

She said her name was "owie" she had a decent rack so I thought maybe that was her. She did have some man mades but they were older ones, kinda hard.

[SpaSearcher]

I got a message to ask for Yung at ET for a provider with large assets. I called first to see if she was available and the lady who answered didn't seem to recognize that name. I double checked here on the forums and the PM I got and I was saying the right name. I decided to stop in myself to see. I got there and told the lady at the door I wanted to see Yung, still she said nobody worked there by that name, so maybe she changed her name. I explained what I was looking for and another provider soon walked in. She said her name was "owie" she had a decent rack so I thought maybe that was her. She did have some man mades but they were older ones, kinda hard. Went for TS which was nice, she asked if I wanted the full experience so I said sure. Sauna was next and then a body rub. She had asked if I had been there before and I said no. I say this because after the flip everything was covered and she said next time maybe no cover and to come find out, LOL. So if you are looking for anything natural make sure you say you have been there before, to me I would rather have a cover so it wasn't a game changer. Ok experience, I may try to try out the other spas if I have time while in town. If anyone has a scoop on someone with a big rack at a spa let me know.

[WebbHoes]

Who is good at Eurotouch these days?

[LurkingDog]

Was in town visiting in business and found Parvati through p411. Contact initially through email, then she requested a telephone call and subsequent email confirmation. Her studio is a nice, cozy apartment near the University. Candles, warm moisturizing massage cream, and The Doors playing in the background made for a very relaxing experience. Seems like a limited menu but didn't really expect much more than that.

LD.

[Fatty Arbuckle]

I suggest you try Teresa (https://www.tnaboard.com/showthread....l-Body-Massage) She's a Chinese MILF with a private studio in Bellevue near Factoria. She gives a great massage with a nice finish, and is a nice lady too.

Saw everyone's endorsement and after a trip to Comfort Spa, which is 100% not what you are looking for, I called Teresa. Stellar massage quality, better than the one I had earlier in the day far and away. Offered three levels of "tissue pressure" and was good enough that I only got through the first two. She even laces your shoes up on the way out. I'm definitely not trekking to Elite anymore, LOL.

[Ocean Explorer]

Continuing my short return to Seattle I went to see an old favorite for a GFE. Seven is now at VIP. She came through like a charm. Nice welcome, DFK and table shower. I still couldn't get her to get soapy and climb on for a body rub, even though the table shower at VIP is larger and more stable than the one at Kings. She did a pretty good massage then started the turn on activities that included some very nice anal rimming. Its so sexy when I get part way up on my knees and Seven reaches under and plays with my dong while licking my butt with her tongue. More on the other side. BBBJ, doggie (which is her favorite position) then missionary to finish (bbfscip). The standard fee of $$. Very nice GFE experience.