Massage Parlor Reports

[Andariego]

I don't contribute to the board nearly as much as I should, but what I learned quickly is that you must check the pages first. I've had my hand slapped a few times for essentially doing the same thing as our fellow member. Penis. I know it's kind of strange, but there is a level of respect that we need to give the mongerers that contribute regularly such as LCB.

Posting 'I will be in seattle next week and was wondering about the "must see" parlors in the city. ' is very disrespectful and comes across to other members as someone wanting a handout. It's essentially the guy panhandling for money all day then hops in his Porsche for the drive to his Dad's McMansion.

If you'd asked something like 'hey, I'm coming from out of town. I noticed that Eurotouch and Elite seem to be the hot places. While I am in Seattle should I try those or is there a new must see?' You probably wouldn't have gotten the backlash.

Just my two cents.

At least mine are real and not internet balls. People that can't handle divergent viewpoints on even such a small topic as this amuse the shit out of me.

[Duke Of Exeter]

... She said her name was "owie" ... after the flip everything was covered and she said next time maybe no cover...

My experience with AMPs only just began recently:

(1) My first experience was probably with this same woman, phonetically sounded like "oh-ee" to me. She handed me a condom saying "you choice. " I said no and she started BBBJ. Before climbing on for ACG she slyly slipped it on. But she was soon struggling with it to keep it on; looked at me quizzically; I told her to toss it and the rest was bareback, cip. Pretty good for my first time; I was hooked!

(2) Went back and saw "Sissie". Better shower. Skipped the massage. BBFScip. Out short of the hour but left quite happy!

(3) Saw "Bonnie". Perhaps older of the three, but best body. Great shower. (Would love to get off there someday!) Skipped the massage. Spent more time in BBFScip. I bottomed out too easily inside her, but otherwise a great experience.

[Penis]

At least mine are real and not internet balls. People that can't handle divergent viewpoints on even such a small topic as this amuse the shit out of me.

I don't think it's harsh at all. The guy is too lazy to scroll through a few pages of threads. There's plenty of intel on this forum. Hey Penis, do you know why your screen name is just "Penis?" Because you're lacking balls. Do you want some cheese with your wine?

-LCB.

[Madmaxon]

I don't think it's harsh at all. The guy is too lazy to scroll through a few pages of threads. There's plenty of intel on this forum. Hey Penis, do you know why your screen name is just "Penis?" Because you're lacking balls. Do you want some cheese with your wine?

-LCB.

LOL shit just got real!

[LCB]

I don't think it's harsh at all. The guy is too lazy to scroll through a few pages of threads. There's plenty of intel on this forum. Hey Penis, do you know why your screen name is just "Penis?" Because you're lacking balls. Do you want some cheese with your wine?

-LCB.

A bit harsh. Many won't share info publicly. I will make this type of post when I go to a new city because I find, like it or nor, that most mongers prefer to share in PM vs on the board.

[Penis]

Sure, but I think the reply that I responded to was still a bit much.

In some cities I would agree. But I would always read a couple pages before asking. And really there is so much info on the Seattle mp pages that if you ask here you're just too lazy to read down the screen. It's all there right in the open.

[Madmaxon]

A bit harsh. Many won't share info publicly. I will make this type of post when I go to a new city because I find, like it or nor, that most mongers prefer to share in PM vs on the board.

In some cities I would agree. But I would always read a couple pages before asking. And really there is so much info on the Seattle mp pages that if you ask here you're just too lazy to read down the screen. It's all there right in the open.

[Penis]

A bit harsh. Many won't share info publicly. I will make this type of post when I go to a new city because I find, like it or nor, that most mongers prefer to share in PM vs on the board.

I'm so tired of seeing these type of posts. Do you not know how to read or are just too lazy? READ THE FORUM! Same with all the dudes with no contributions to the board hitting me up with PMs for info. Go Take one for the team, contribute your experience, share, suck it up. A lot of us did. You're not even a lurker, you're a lazy letch.

-LCB.

[LCB]

I'm so tired of seeing these type of posts. Do you not know how to read or are just too lazy? READ THE FORUM! Same with all the dudes with no contributions to the board hitting me up with PMs for info. Go Take one for the team, contribute your experience, share, suck it up. A lot of us did. You're not even a lurker, you're a lazy letch.

-LCB.

I will be in seattle next week and was wondering about the "must see" parlors in the city.

[GoodTimeSoahu]

I will be in seattle next week and was wondering about the "must see" parlors in the city.

[WangDang23]

Yung was at ET as recently as a month ago that I know of. Recently enough that you can call BS if they act like they don't know who she is. They used to pull that crap when Michelle was there too. Yung is probably attracting the most business so they lie to get some business for themselves. What I have done in the past when they do that, is tell them "Oh, then there is nothing here for me. I'll just go to Elite then. " Usually, they suddenly remember who she is and go to get her. Like shopping used cars, be prepared to walk away and go to another lot.

[Putzy]

My guess is that you saw Coffee. Her english isn't that good. But your description matches my experience with her.

She said her name was "owie" she had a decent rack so I thought maybe that was her. She did have some man mades but they were older ones, kinda hard.

[SpaSearcher]

I got a message to ask for Yung at ET for a provider with large assets. I called first to see if she was available and the lady who answered didn't seem to recognize that name. I double checked here on the forums and the PM I got and I was saying the right name. I decided to stop in myself to see. I got there and told the lady at the door I wanted to see Yung, still she said nobody worked there by that name, so maybe she changed her name. I explained what I was looking for and another provider soon walked in. She said her name was "owie" she had a decent rack so I thought maybe that was her. She did have some man mades but they were older ones, kinda hard. Went for TS which was nice, she asked if I wanted the full experience so I said sure. Sauna was next and then a body rub. She had asked if I had been there before and I said no. I say this because after the flip everything was covered and she said next time maybe no cover and to come find out, LOL. So if you are looking for anything natural make sure you say you have been there before, to me I would rather have a cover so it wasn't a game changer. Ok experience, I may try to try out the other spas if I have time while in town. If anyone has a scoop on someone with a big rack at a spa let me know.

[WebbHoes]

Who is good at Eurotouch these days?

[LurkingDog]

Was in town visiting in business and found Parvati through p411. Contact initially through email, then she requested a telephone call and subsequent email confirmation. Her studio is a nice, cozy apartment near the University. Candles, warm moisturizing massage cream, and The Doors playing in the background made for a very relaxing experience. Seems like a limited menu but didn't really expect much more than that.

LD.