Massage Parlor Reports

[McWired]

Thanks a lot Orlando. Not a single response. Here is my report anyway. I'm not into paying high prices and not looking for full service so BB and CB were out for me. I don't want a 50 something working on me though. I called a bunch of places and asked if they had girls under 30. Many were surprisingly honest and I eventually settled on this place: http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...and536/7357209.

Took an Uber and found a mid 40's 3/10 woman offering me a massage. I politely declined and out comes and much nicer looking girl about 30. She was acceptable. Not a 10 but cute. She asked if I wanted to tip her right away and I asked how much. She said 20. I should have known right there that this wasn't going to work but nope, I gave it to her and went in and yes, nothing happened.

You locals may not realize how hard it is to do research in an unfamiliar town. It is even harder when you don't have transportation. Back home I would visit a place and if the vibe or the girl didn't meet my expectations I would have no problem dashing off and checking out the next place.

I have since spent a shitload of money ubering here and there and finally found a gem elsewhere. No thanks to why'all.

Yes, we spend way too much time talking about CB and BB on this forum.

Are you familiar with Rubmaps? Next time you find yourself in an unfamiliar place. Go to Rubmaps and search by zip code (32821 in that area). You should be able to find several places, especially in Orlando, which has well over 50 AMPs. If the AMP has been around a while, you should be able to see some old reviews. That's a good place to start. You can also do a map search on that site.

As far as that AMP goes. Been there. It was just okay (standard HE) with upselling, but others have given it a high rating in the past. I think it is called Eastern Massage.

Now that I have provided that (hopefully) useful information for you. Next time, get a car (instead of spending a shitload of money on Uber), and use Rubmaps and do your research well ahead of time. I went to Texas last month, no car. Had no problem researching and finding what I wanted and making arrangements to get there.

[Fers7321]

Anyone have any luck with this one? If you have any info PM me. Seen several times and nothing. Just wondering if anyone has any tips?

https://orlando.craigslist.org/thp/5832594703.html

If you've seen her several times and nothing. My tip would be to move on and find someone else.

[ToyTundra2006]

Very true. In addition to all that, she is an excellent therapist that can do wonderful deep work and understands the underlying anatomy and physiology -- unlike some therapists who claim to do deep work and you hurt for days afterward. I've sometimes found her hard to schedule, but worth making the effort. Recommended.

Definitely a hidden gem. The way she teases you by blowing in ear during the massage. The body to body is amazing. If you can ever get her off the table and the laydown on the couch The experience will be unforgettable.

[MrBill469]

I went there for first time last week. Gave them cash. I would have left if asked for card or I'd. I don't even bring it in with me. They screened me by coming and kissing me and I grabbed her tits. She asked if I had tips. Said yes and paid my $80.

I've had girls "screen" me in various ways when I make first visits to some AMP's. Often, it's something similar to what Johny reports above. At one place, she took me to the room, asked for how long I wanted, then asked for the $80 when I replied "one hour. " Once she had the house fee in her hand, she nuzzled up to me and stealthily pulled her halter top a bit to the side, inviting not only a kiss, but a tit grab if I so chose. I did choose (just TOO tempting), and that was all it took to pass that particular girl's screening process. She immediately pulled back, satisfied I wasn't her uncle LEO, and sort of business-like made for the door with my House Fee donation and told me to get comfortable and she would be right back. After that, it was all good.

Not that all girls will conduct their screening in the same way, but mine did it this way, and others may want to see government identification (license, etc.). I think if anyone ever ASKED me to use a CC, I would just tell them I'm not about to put a charge on my card, regardless of how discreet the transaction may appear on my statement, but I'm happy to SHOW them my license, business card, or anything else they want to see. I've never actually had anyone ask me that (maybe I don't have the appearance that would alarm them), but if it was a sticking point, I would also walk out. Of course, if you're standing there with ample cash in hand to cover their House Fee + desired tip, there are a LOT of sticking points that can suddenly become UN-sticky! LOL!

[JohnyBig]

Anyone have any luck with this one? If you have any info PM me. Seen several times and nothing. Just wondering if anyone has any tips?

https://orlando.craigslist.org/thp/5832594703.html

[JohnyBig]

I paid house fee with cc once. The tip was cash. This was at cb.

I went there for first time last week. Gave them cash. I would have left if asked for card or I'd. I don't even bring it in with me. They screened me by coming and kissing me and I grabbed her tits. She asked if I had tips. Said yes and paid my $80.

[Averily]

Visiting from Canada, eh? Can anyone recommend an AMP not too far from the Disney resorts?

Seems hard to do searches because so many ads don't have searchable names. I found one on Eustis call "best asian massage". How's that?

Thanks a lot Orlando. Not a single response. Here is my report anyway. I'm not into paying high prices and not looking for full service so BB and CB were out for me. I don't want a 50 something working on me though. I called a bunch of places and asked if they had girls under 30. Many were surprisingly honest and I eventually settled on this place: http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...and536/7357209.

Took an Uber and found a mid 40's 3/10 woman offering me a massage. I politely declined and out comes and much nicer looking girl about 30. She was acceptable. Not a 10 but cute. She asked if I wanted to tip her right away and I asked how much. She said 20. I should have known right there that this wasn't going to work but nope, I gave it to her and went in and yes, nothing happened.

You locals may not realize how hard it is to do research in an unfamiliar town. It is even harder when you don't have transportation. Back home I would visit a place and if the vibe or the girl didn't meet my expectations I would have no problem dashing off and checking out the next place.

I have since spent a shitload of money ubering here and there and finally found a gem elsewhere. No thanks to why'all.

[Elysium]

Found myself back here again after the nice time I had last round. This time Runa was busy and I pulled Yumi. I go to AMP's because I like a good massage with a little something. I couldn't talk Yumi into the same fun that Runa was game for, unfortunately. So in this dream, the massage was great as always, and on the flip, she promptly got totally nude exposing a great (MILF-ish) body. Let me DATY but she only returned the favor with HJ. Damage in the dream was usual 0. 8 for the house (one hour) and then 0. 6 for Yumi.

[Chipper321]

http://orlando.craigslist.org/thp/5830430221.html

Has anyone taken the plunge here?

[ToyTundra2006]

This is a hidden gem, I have seen her multiple times now. She has a nice safe incall in Kissimmee with a room set up with a table. She gives the best most sensual massage I have ever had, even better then Gia in my opinion. Always finishes with a HJ, she will do nude for 120 coins and FS for 160 coins. She is a must see.

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...-1660/14948325

I agree she is amazing. As she gently blows in your ears during the massage. Even more if you can get her laid back on the couch in her studio.

[Batman6969]

I did say that it was my first visit. Think it was just a way to vet a new client?

It is VERY common for smaller businesses to ask for an I'd on CC payments. I don't think I have ever gone to an AMP that didn't ask for my I'd for a CC payment and I only use a CC for massages. Tips I ALWAYS pay in cash no matter what the amount is.

[Member #6038]

At Flowers business must be picking up as they have 3 therapists working these days. Current lineup is Lucy, Cindy and Jenny. Jenny leaves tomorrow so if you want to see this nice young cutie you need to make tracks over there. She is all natural and gives a decent massage to boot. She is non-committal about whether she will return. Someone new will be in to replace her. I recently visited with Cindy. She is a nice MILF. Has a somewhat thick mom body but carries it well. All natural. Gives a well above average massage. For the service she was a bit reserved to start but loosened up considerably as her motor got running. She became quite enthusiastic but clearly a YMMV gal (aren't they all?). I'll see her again.

Lucy remains a winner in my book based on massage skills, body and attitude. I hope Angela returns at some point. Great massage and lots of fun with her.

At Asahi recently my therapist noted they have been seeing LOTS of new customers. They are concerned it is a LEO check so are being very cautious with no table showers and no HE even. If you've been stiffed there lately (pun intended) go back soon so they remember you and you can get on their good list. Supposed to be a new therapist in starting yesterday. Haven't seen her so can't provide any insight.

Happy, and safe, hunting!

[Batman6969]

Hey, was wondering if it was common for CB to insist the massage is paid via CC w / I'd?

I've been doing the AMP thing for quite a while and my experience has been just the opposite. Most AMPs prefer to be paid in cash and some don't take CC payments at all.

[SuperNerd]

I paid house fee with cc once. The tip was cash. This was at cb.

They took your I'd as well?

[SuperNerd]

I have been going to CB for years and never paid via cc. Maybe you reminded her of a relative, maybe an uncle. She might have want to glance in your wallet to see your I'd.

I did say that it was my first visit. Think it was just a way to vet a new client?