Massage Parlor Reports

**MotoMadman** · 10-18-16 13:15

Originally Posted by Averily [View Original Post]

Why is it I cannot find Luxsa anywhere? I can't find a backpage ad. I can't find it on rubmaps.

They don't use that name in their ads anymore. Here's a link to one of their hourly BP ads.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...-rest/12954209

**SamPoulos** · 10-18-16 12:35

Nice visit to to Orlando AMP just west of Semoran. Saw Lucy. Fun shower that made sure everything was clean. Talanted mefium massage with fireworks ending. No inturruption for discussion of gratuity. Time was right on.

**HandzOfGold** · 10-18-16 11:29

No one has yet to ask me if I have stopped bodyrubs. You are all assuming because of someones false rumor. First of all I've been in this industry for close to 12 years. I have always done bodyrubs. To clear this up, I have 2 seperate numbers and ad. ! One for bodyrub and one for massage. So please, next time instead of talking crap about me and my relationship, Just ask!

**Miketastic69** · 10-18-16 11:21

Originally Posted by Averily [View Original Post]

Thanks a lot Orlando. Not a single response. Here is my report anyway. I'm not into paying high prices and not looking for full service so BB and CB were out for me. I don't want a 50 something working on me though. I called a bunch of places and asked if they had girls under 30. Many were surprisingly honest and I eventually settled on this place: http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...and536/7357209.

Took an Uber and found a mid 40's 3/10 woman offering me a massage. I politely declined and out comes and much nicer looking girl about 30. She was acceptable. Not a 10 but cute. She asked if I wanted to tip her right away and I asked how much. She said 20. I should have known right there that this wasn't going to work but nope, I gave it to her and went in and yes, nothing happened.

You locals may not realize how hard it is to do research in an unfamiliar town. It is even harder when you don't have transportation. Back home I would visit a place and if the vibe or the girl didn't meet my expectations I would have no problem dashing off and checking out the next place.

I have since spent a shitload of money ubering here and there and finally found a gem elsewhere. No thanks to why'all.

Sorry for the runaround. If you rtff here CB and Luxsa are the guaranteed fun spots here. However I know how it is to travel. I am in Detroit in two weeks. The casino action in Detroit was pretty fruitful when I was there earlier this years. Next time you travel east hit me with a pm.

**Averily** · 10-18-16 10:46

Originally Posted by LawDog17 [View Original Post]

Anyone who has ever traveled knows what a pain it can be to be in a different city hunting for a good time. Sorry I ddin't see your post sooner. If you had taken Apopka Vineland Rd furthher south to state road 192 you would have found some more hospitable AMP's. If you review my posts I think I reported on one within the last 6 months. Sorry I can't be of much more use as the Disney resort area is usually a no go zone for me. Too many rip offs and too many Uncle LEO's. BTW Polk County is just west of Disney and has a very bad sheriff for us, stay away. If you get closer to universal there are some better AMP and a real gem called Luxsa. The best places are downtown Cherry Blossom or Bora Bora. Not much on rub but really good on everything else. Enjoy the city beautiful. -- Dog.

Why is it I cannot find Luxsa anywhere? I can't find a backpage ad. I can't find it on rubmaps.

**Sex Xes** · 10-18-16 10:10

Originally Posted by Chipper321 [View Original Post]

http://orlando.craigslist.org/thp/5830430221.html

Has anyone taken the plunge here?

It is a massage school. Cute girl but no extras. Good massage for only $45.

**LawDog17** · 10-18-16 09:24

Originally Posted by Averily [View Original Post]

Thanks a lot Orlando. Not a single response. Here is my report anyway. I'm not into paying high prices and not looking for full service so BB and CB were out for me. I don't want a 50 something working on me though. I called a bunch of places and asked if they had girls under 30. Many were surprisingly honest and I eventually settled on this place: http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...and536/7357209.

Took an Uber and found a mid 40's 3/10 woman offering me a massage. I politely declined and out comes and much nicer looking girl about 30. She was acceptable. Not a 10 but cute. She asked if I wanted to tip her right away and I asked how much. She said 20. I should have known right there that this wasn't going to work but nope, I gave it to her and went in and yes, nothing happened.

You locals may not realize how hard it is to do research in an unfamiliar town. It is even harder when you don't have transportation. Back home I would visit a place and if the vibe or the girl didn't meet my expectations I would have no problem dashing off and checking out the next place.

I have since spent a shitload of money ubering here and there and finally found a gem elsewhere. No thanks to why'all.

Anyone who has ever traveled knows what a pain it can be to be in a different city hunting for a good time. Sorry I ddin't see your post sooner. If you had taken Apopka Vineland Rd furthher south to state road 192 you would have found some more hospitable AMP's. If you review my posts I think I reported on one within the last 6 months. Sorry I can't be of much more use as the Disney resort area is usually a no go zone for me. Too many rip offs and too many Uncle LEO's. BTW Polk County is just west of Disney and has a very bad sheriff for us, stay away. If you get closer to universal there are some better AMP and a real gem called Luxsa. The best places are downtown Cherry Blossom or Bora Bora. Not much on rub but really good on everything else. Enjoy the city beautiful. -- Dog.

**McWired** · 10-18-16 08:50

Originally Posted by Averily [View Original Post]

Thanks a lot Orlando. Not a single response. Here is my report anyway. I'm not into paying high prices and not looking for full service so BB and CB were out for me. I don't want a 50 something working on me though. I called a bunch of places and asked if they had girls under 30. Many were surprisingly honest and I eventually settled on this place: http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...and536/7357209.

Took an Uber and found a mid 40's 3/10 woman offering me a massage. I politely declined and out comes and much nicer looking girl about 30. She was acceptable. Not a 10 but cute. She asked if I wanted to tip her right away and I asked how much. She said 20. I should have known right there that this wasn't going to work but nope, I gave it to her and went in and yes, nothing happened.

You locals may not realize how hard it is to do research in an unfamiliar town. It is even harder when you don't have transportation. Back home I would visit a place and if the vibe or the girl didn't meet my expectations I would have no problem dashing off and checking out the next place.

I have since spent a shitload of money ubering here and there and finally found a gem elsewhere. No thanks to why'all.

Yes, we spend way too much time talking about CB and BB on this forum.

Are you familiar with Rubmaps? Next time you find yourself in an unfamiliar place. Go to Rubmaps and search by zip code (32821 in that area). You should be able to find several places, especially in Orlando, which has well over 50 AMPs. If the AMP has been around a while, you should be able to see some old reviews. That's a good place to start. You can also do a map search on that site.

As far as that AMP goes. Been there. It was just okay (standard HE) with upselling, but others have given it a high rating in the past. I think it is called Eastern Massage.

Now that I have provided that (hopefully) useful information for you. Next time, get a car (instead of spending a shitload of money on Uber), and use Rubmaps and do your research well ahead of time. I went to Texas last month, no car. Had no problem researching and finding what I wanted and making arrangements to get there.

**Fers7321** · 10-17-16 19:45

Originally Posted by JohnyBig [View Original Post]

Anyone have any luck with this one? If you have any info PM me. Seen several times and nothing. Just wondering if anyone has any tips?

https://orlando.craigslist.org/thp/5832594703.html

If you've seen her several times and nothing. My tip would be to move on and find someone else.

**ToyTundra2006** · 10-17-16 18:24

Originally Posted by MasajoViro [View Original Post]

Very true. In addition to all that, she is an excellent therapist that can do wonderful deep work and understands the underlying anatomy and physiology -- unlike some therapists who claim to do deep work and you hurt for days afterward. I've sometimes found her hard to schedule, but worth making the effort. Recommended.

Definitely a hidden gem. The way she teases you by blowing in ear during the massage. The body to body is amazing. If you can ever get her off the table and the laydown on the couch The experience will be unforgettable.

**MrBill469** · 10-17-16 17:57

Originally Posted by JohnyBig [View Original Post]

I went there for first time last week. Gave them cash. I would have left if asked for card or I'd. I don't even bring it in with me. They screened me by coming and kissing me and I grabbed her tits. She asked if I had tips. Said yes and paid my $80.

I've had girls "screen" me in various ways when I make first visits to some AMP's. Often, it's something similar to what Johny reports above. At one place, she took me to the room, asked for how long I wanted, then asked for the $80 when I replied "one hour. " Once she had the house fee in her hand, she nuzzled up to me and stealthily pulled her halter top a bit to the side, inviting not only a kiss, but a tit grab if I so chose. I did choose (just TOO tempting), and that was all it took to pass that particular girl's screening process. She immediately pulled back, satisfied I wasn't her uncle LEO, and sort of business-like made for the door with my House Fee donation and told me to get comfortable and she would be right back. After that, it was all good.

Not that all girls will conduct their screening in the same way, but mine did it this way, and others may want to see government identification (license, etc.). I think if anyone ever ASKED me to use a CC, I would just tell them I'm not about to put a charge on my card, regardless of how discreet the transaction may appear on my statement, but I'm happy to SHOW them my license, business card, or anything else they want to see. I've never actually had anyone ask me that (maybe I don't have the appearance that would alarm them), but if it was a sticking point, I would also walk out. Of course, if you're standing there with ample cash in hand to cover their House Fee + desired tip, there are a LOT of sticking points that can suddenly become UN-sticky! LOL!

**JohnyBig** · 10-17-16 17:37

Anyone have any luck with this one? If you have any info PM me. Seen several times and nothing. Just wondering if anyone has any tips?

https://orlando.craigslist.org/thp/5832594703.html

**JohnyBig** · 10-17-16 17:31

Originally Posted by Ramjj2015 [View Original Post]

I paid house fee with cc once. The tip was cash. This was at cb.

I went there for first time last week. Gave them cash. I would have left if asked for card or I'd. I don't even bring it in with me. They screened me by coming and kissing me and I grabbed her tits. She asked if I had tips. Said yes and paid my $80.

**Averily** · 10-17-16 16:30

Originally Posted by Averily [View Original Post]

Visiting from Canada, eh? Can anyone recommend an AMP not too far from the Disney resorts?

Seems hard to do searches because so many ads don't have searchable names. I found one on Eustis call "best asian massage". How's that?

Thanks a lot Orlando. Not a single response. Here is my report anyway. I'm not into paying high prices and not looking for full service so BB and CB were out for me. I don't want a 50 something working on me though. I called a bunch of places and asked if they had girls under 30. Many were surprisingly honest and I eventually settled on this place: http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...and536/7357209.

Took an Uber and found a mid 40's 3/10 woman offering me a massage. I politely declined and out comes and much nicer looking girl about 30. She was acceptable. Not a 10 but cute. She asked if I wanted to tip her right away and I asked how much. She said 20. I should have known right there that this wasn't going to work but nope, I gave it to her and went in and yes, nothing happened.

You locals may not realize how hard it is to do research in an unfamiliar town. It is even harder when you don't have transportation. Back home I would visit a place and if the vibe or the girl didn't meet my expectations I would have no problem dashing off and checking out the next place.

I have since spent a shitload of money ubering here and there and finally found a gem elsewhere. No thanks to why'all.

**Elysium** · 10-17-16 15:41

Found myself back here again after the nice time I had last round. This time Runa was busy and I pulled Yumi. I go to AMP's because I like a good massage with a little something. I couldn't talk Yumi into the same fun that Runa was game for, unfortunately. So in this dream, the massage was great as always, and on the flip, she promptly got totally nude exposing a great (MILF-ish) body. Let me DATY but she only returned the favor with HJ. Damage in the dream was usual 0. 8 for the house (one hour) and then 0. 6 for Yumi.