Massage Parlor Reports

[Bigsqueeze]

Jojos Massage, 5660 Appallatian Highway (515), Blue Ridge, GA.

I've stopped off there for the past few years, passing through to the mountains and got a little "handy" work. Nice old Owl by the name of Mary covers you and she does the rub on top of the towel. YMMV, but she pulls her top down, hauls out her old lady titties and jacks me off. Massage $55 + tip. Pay when you're done.

There is / was a couple of months ago on 515, once you pass Blue Ridge look on the right and it's in a strip mall. Haven't been, report back if you go please.

[Niteluvr]

http://atlanta.craigslist.org/atl/thp/5710176441.html

I saw this one about 2 weeks or so ago. Typical two call setup, she was pleasant over the phone and gave some easy to follow directions. She's in a quiet suburban space. I got to a slightly kept home, there was a dog running around and there was a hint of an odor but not potent enough to be a deal breaker for me. The massage room was clean, so were the towels, table, etc. She is the girl in the pic, the "blue" hair is more noticeable in person, she's extremely petite and 5 foot 2 at best maybe B cup but perky and nice nipples, shaved with a decent ass. Over the phone she told me 1. 0 for the hour, but for nude and the HE the total damage was 1. 3. The massage was a very good deep tissue style massage, she didn't do much roaming. I'll repeat for the massage, everything else was pretty standard. The HE there wasn't much ball play just a lot of lube and she went right to it.

Everything you said is correct except that she's only 4'9". She's done adult videos as Little Mina.

[Runon99]

Rose, just down the street on Alpharetta Highway, not so much.

Too many Roses. There's this place you're talking about (good place? Do you recommend?) that's on the Alpharetta Highway, there's Rose Massage on Jones Bridge IN Alpharetta, and there's this other Rose that people are talking about with the used splooge towels. They should at least tweak their names to White Rose, Red Rose, and Splooge Rose or something, kind of like how Dallas has Blue One, Pink One, Gold One.

[SunSin1]

http://atlanta.craigslist.org/sat/thp/5712735484.html

Googling the number from the CL ad pulls up hits for "Lavendar Chi" spa. Not sure if that's still the name; there's no biz name in the CL ad.

Another $40/ hr spot just down the street from (the original) Rose is, ah, interesting. Anybody got any hands-on experience at this spot? It'll be a minute until I'm back in that neck of the woods again and able to do my own recon.

The Lavender place is totally legit.

Rose, just down the street on Alpharetta Highway, not so much.

[Petey1015]

There is / was a couple of months ago on 515, once you pass Blue Ridge look on the right and it's in a strip mall. Haven't been, report back if you go please.

I think I recall reading that place is legit on RM's.

[Apollo007]

Hit the other ga boards but couldn't fin d anything anybody aware of a good spot In the mtns.

There is / was a couple of months ago on 515, once you pass Blue Ridge look on the right and it's in a strip mall. Haven't been, report back if you go please.

[JWSouth]

http://atlanta.craigslist.org/sat/thp/5712735484.html

Googling the number from the CL ad pulls up hits for "Lavendar Chi" spa. Not sure if that's still the name; there's no biz name in the CL ad.

Another $40/ hr spot just down the street from (the original) Rose is, ah, interesting. Anybody got any hands-on experience at this spot? It'll be a minute until I'm back in that neck of the woods again and able to do my own recon.

[TheBlackHat]

http://atlanta.craigslist.org/atl/thp/5710176441.html

I saw this one about 2 weeks or so ago. Typical two call setup, she was pleasant over the phone and gave some easy to follow directions. She's in a quiet suburban space. I got to a slightly kept home, there was a dog running around and there was a hint of an odor but not potent enough to be a deal breaker for me. The massage room was clean, so were the towels, table, etc. She is the girl in the pic, the "blue" hair is more noticeable in person, she's extremely petite and 5 foot 2 at best maybe B cup but perky and nice nipples, shaved with a decent ass. Over the phone she told me 1. 0 for the hour, but for nude and the HE the total damage was 1. 3. The massage was a very good deep tissue style massage, she didn't do much roaming. I'll repeat for the massage, everything else was pretty standard. The HE there wasn't much ball play just a lot of lube and she went right to it.

[NuGuy36]

Hit the other ga boards but couldn't fin d anything anybody aware of a good spot In the mtns.

Sorry bud, you're out of luck. You have no other choice than to put some pedal to the metal and head down to Atlanta or up to Asheville. Dream catcher who worked in Asheville, was one of my best ATF's, but she unfortunately retired about 3 months ago and moved to Florida.

[Apollo007]

I'll let your dick keep in contact with someone else's spunk for 10 seconds. Sounds like the mythical 5-second rule for food dropped on the floor. My guess is that those situations were really meant as 5 or 10 nanoseconds, but typos when they went to print.

So I drew Alice, very good massage. Of course strong massage is $10 extra, OK fine. Then she ask "you want 90 min? I said no, 60 minutes, so she looks at me like I just said Newton's First Law of Motion. Some how she should patent that puzzled look. So, what can I say, I'm a sucker so I did 2 hrs for 100. She's ok looking, nothing special. I saw 2 girls on the way out better looking. No roaming allowed for Alice, but I left happy. I'll repeat but I'm calling ahead and asking who's available and taking anyone else besides Alice. Going to pay more attention to the towel situation.

[Letter Carrier]

Hit the other ga boards but couldn't fin d anything anybody aware of a good spot In the mtns.

[Niteluvr]

That is like the famous 10-second rule. If it's not in direct contact with your junk for more than 10 seconds, it's considered clean and reusable!

I'll let your dick keep in contact with someone else's spunk for 10 seconds. Sounds like the mythical 5-second rule for food dropped on the floor. My guess is that those situations were really meant as 5 or 10 nanoseconds, but typos when they went to print.

[Gashy Guy]

Inch, thanks for the updated link. Unfortunately I tried the place out and have to report a towel re-use. I drew Coco, who I know I'd seen before but couldn't place it. Kinda weird session. She spoke no English, so the only attempt at conversation was asking for upgrades via a translator app on her phone. Seriously, how fucked is that? Average, maybe slightly below average massage, but didn't hesitate to make me happy. Tipped her 30 in the room, and then she took the towel, folded it, and rolled it up neatly back on the massage table. So whichever one of you fukkers was next got draped with a towel soaked in cream of cocknballs soup. Just makes me wonder which one of you fukkers' baby batter I got covered with. Paid the 40 house up front and bolted. Got home and took a shower. Then took another one. Not likely to repeat.

That is like the famous 10-second rule. If it's not in direct contact with your junk for more than 10 seconds, it's considered clean and reusable!

[JWSouth]

Inch, thanks for the updated link. Unfortunately I tried the place out and have to report a towel re-use. I drew Coco, who I know I'd seen before but couldn't place it. Kinda weird session. She spoke no English, so the only attempt at conversation was asking for upgrades via a translator app on her phone. Seriously, how fucked is that? Average, maybe slightly below average massage, but didn't hesitate to make me happy. Tipped her 30 in the room, and then she took the towel, folded it, and rolled it up neatly back on the massage table. So whichever one of you fukkers was next got draped with a towel soaked in cream of cocknballs soup. Just makes me wonder which one of you fukkers' baby batter I got covered with. Paid the 40 house up front and bolted. Got home and took a shower. Then took another one. Not likely to repeat.

Well, that's just plain nasty. Not that yet another incarnation of upcharging not-so-romper room was tempting, but that would have nuked it for sure. Steer clear, fellas. Seriously. Much better things to drop your green on.

[Niteluvr]

Inch, thanks for the updated link. Unfortunately I tried the place out and have to report a towel re-use. I drew Coco, who I know I'd seen before but couldn't place it. Kinda weird session. She spoke no English, so the only attempt at conversation was asking for upgrades via a translator app on her phone. Seriously, how fucked is that? Average, maybe slightly below average massage, but didn't hesitate to make me happy. Tipped her 30 in the room, and then she took the towel, folded it, and rolled it up neatly back on the massage table. So whichever one of you fukkers was next got draped with a towel soaked in cream of cocknballs soup. Just makes me wonder which one of you fukkers' baby batter I got covered with. Paid the 40 house up front and bolted. Got home and took a shower. Then took another one. Not likely to repeat.

Damn, I would have told her to was that towel!