Massage Parlor Reports

[MikeInDC]

I don't get it. I've been going there for years and it was always strictly therapeutic. Yes, the girls were cute but that only made it worse. Nada. All the places in Kentlands are legit--look at back posts about the town. Then someone on another board posted that he got an HE there, and the place was raided the next week. Not good.

Finding a condom didn't help. I wonder if LEO would ever plant one. Wouldn't put it past them.

I was in the area this evening and the neon open sign was lit. That might not mean anything. Maybe someone forgot to shut it off.

[ZebraSoile]

I don't get it. I've been going there for years and it was always strictly therapeutic. Yes, the girls were cute but that only made it worse. Nada. All the places in Kentlands are legit--look at back posts about the town. Then someone on another board posted that he got an HE there, and the place was raided the next week. Not good.

[BillyLus]

I don't recall the specifics of the county regulation but I vaguely recall a write up in the paper a few years ago when they closed a few of my favorite spots in moco because of it. In order to get a legit massage you really need to be completely nude in order to receive a proper massage. Plus who wants massage oil on their undergarments?

I routinely visited the place in Damascus a few years ago until they were forced to close because of licensing and the stupid nude massage policy. I never once received anything more than a damn good massage there and it's not like I didn't try to push for more. I kept going because their prices were economical and more importantly the quality of the legit massage was excellent. It's a shame legit providers are caught up in the county's ridiculous attempts to stop our hobby.

I go to a legitimate national massage chain twice a month. They give you your choice of nude or not. They drape a towel over you if nude.

[HandBanana]

Is that really the law? I thought you could undress to "your comfort. " I think I've gone nude at Red Door in the past.

I don't recall the specifics of the county regulation but I vaguely recall a write up in the paper a few years ago when they closed a few of my favorite spots in moco because of it. In order to get a legit massage you really need to be completely nude in order to receive a proper massage. Plus who wants massage oil on their undergarments?

I routinely visited the place in Damascus a few years ago until they were forced to close because of licensing and the stupid nude massage policy. I never once received anything more than a damn good massage there and it's not like I didn't try to push for more. I kept going because their prices were economical and more importantly the quality of the legit massage was excellent. It's a shame legit providers are caught up in the county's ridiculous attempts to stop our hobby.

[MikeInDC]

I haven't visited that place in years but I knew it to be a totally legit spa. They offered a decent massage and had some pretty cute women working there. It sounds like their only real "crime" is they were massaging nude men which is a stupid moco law which states customers must keep their underwear on. Seems very petty to me.

On a side note, don't be idiots and leave them your real name when visiting these places. Many have caller I'd so when you call for an appointment they record your name and number. It would be wise for anyone partaking in our hobby to buy a burner phone or at least get a VOIP phone number to use.

Be safe out there!

Is that really the law? I thought you could undress to "your comfort. " I think I've gone nude at Red Door in the past.

[HandBanana]

They caught some clients naked.

https://sites.google.com/site/beefea...cident-blotter

I haven't visited that place in years but I knew it to be a totally legit spa. They offered a decent massage and had some pretty cute women working there. It sounds like their only real "crime" is they were massaging nude men which is a stupid moco law which states customers must keep their underwear on. Seems very petty to me.

On a side note, don't be idiots and leave them your real name when visiting these places. Many have caller I'd so when you call for an appointment they record your name and number. It would be wise for anyone partaking in our hobby to buy a burner phone or at least get a VOIP phone number to use.

Be safe out there!

[BoMcC]

They caught some clients naked.

https://sites.google.com/site/beefea...cident-blotter

That's why we need to be real quiet and obscure on these boards.

[Mpduration]

They caught some clients naked.

https://sites.google.com/site/beefea...cident-blotter

[ChiefQueef]

Hi, Chief. Tried to send you a message, but your mailbox is full.

Whoops. Try again.

[RonJambo]

My first post.

Really needed a massage so walked in. $60 for the hour. Girl at desk asked where I liked the massage and how hard. I said everywhere, medium / hard. She wrote it down on a piece of paper. Took me to my stall. I undress down to my boxers and sit on the bed. In walks UU with the piece of paper. Asked me if I've been there before. I have (no extras). She sizes me up for a good ten seconds. Tells me to lie face down. Does not put the cover over me. Pulls my boxers down below my butt and starts massaging my back side from neck to glutes. Then to my legs. She positions herself so that my arm is hanging off the bed and in between her legs. Lots of "accidental" touches to the boys. The massage was great by the way! Tells me to turn over. Massages my chest and abdomen. She then turns my boxers in to a thong and massages my legs. The whole time she does not say a word. More "accidental" touches to the boys. At this point I get a semi. Then she sits on the bed besides me and tells me that there is 10 minutes left in the massage LOL. I get up and grab 40 out my pocket. Didn't need to say anything or negotiate. She works the twig and berries nice and slow. Everytime I got close I asked her to stop. She complied. Allowed roaming under the shirt and over the pants. Gave me a full ten minutes of fun. Cleaned me up with a hot towel. Nothing to look at but gave great service. She even seemed greatful. Got dressed. She was waiting at the front. Offered me water. Walked out the door. Overall was a great time. Would definitely repeat.

[LotteryDude411]

Went yesterday to the one advertising G-O on CL located on main. Did 30 mins not expecting any extras. Started uncovered face up and she went straight for the tease and suggesting a DIY. Didn't take long before got her to take control and left happy. Great rate good finish. 4/4.

[Smang]

I need some variety in my life. I have info to share with any mongers who can PM me about Germantown / Gaithersburg / Rockville (270 accessible basically) providers, bonus if they can act shy / sub, not necessarily GFE. I prefer petite Asians but I have preferences for Latin and Black too if they're around. Don't really care about age. I'll do private rooms in parlors or spas, whatever. Condos are nice too but usually cost more.

[BillyLus]

PM and we'll discuss.

Hi, Chief. Tried to send you a message, but your mailbox is full.

[Smang]

All,

I have tipped. 4 for mediocre HEs or to providers I knew I was not coming back to. But if the massage was great, the provider was cute and sweet, AND the HE was pretty good, I have always tipped. 6 because I left happy AND I knew I was coming back. I may have tipped. 8 once when I was exploring and had no idea what was out there. But that takes time and investment. Plus, we have so few good ones in Moco that overtipping them may be a way of making sure that they don't all leave for NoVA or PG. Just my two cents. Keep them happy o that we don't have to drive to Tysons Corners.

Just no. If what you're looking for are expensive HE's, by all means. But when we're talking about more menu options, setting the bar that high is ridiculous.

[Danielp]

I agree. Strong logic here. I can get a great hourly massage in Moco for $45 - $60. For the great service I'd tip $10 - $20. And go home and take care of myself for FREE. These AMP want to charge $. 60 for a mediocre massage and mediocre to average other skills. Why are we paying them $. 60? Go get a good massage for. 6 and then go get a BP girl for. 8 or take care of yourself! Better ROI.

All,

I have tipped. 4 for mediocre HEs or to providers I knew I was not coming back to. But if the massage was great, the provider was cute and sweet, AND the HE was pretty good, I have always tipped. 6 because I left happy AND I knew I was coming back. I may have tipped. 8 once when I was exploring and had no idea what was out there. But that takes time and investment. Plus, we have so few good ones in Moco that overtipping them may be a way of making sure that they don't all leave for NoVA or PG. Just my two cents. Keep them happy o that we don't have to drive to Tysons Corners.