Massage Parlor Reports

[ChiefQueef]

You didn't identify the place you visited, so we can't add anything except comments regarding the price you paid.

What I can say with confidence is the $60 per hour legit Chinese massage places on Rockville Pike pay the massage therapists a decent part of the door fee and that the better massage therapists will average $20 per hour in tips. That $80 gets you one really great massage and a happy therapist; you will go home as horny as you started. I think your estimate of $120-$140 for a great 1-hour massage plus $20-$40 for the tip is far higher than is standard in the world of non-sexual massage.

There are very few massage girls that provide a first rate massage plus sex. The way I figure it, your $160 total was $80 for a great massage plus $80 for a happy ending. That's an expensive hand job.

I agree. Strong logic here. I can get a great hourly massage in Moco for $45 - $60. For the great service I'd tip $10 - $20. And go home and take care of myself for FREE. These AMP want to charge $. 60 for a mediocre massage and mediocre to average other skills. Why are we paying them $. 60? Go get a good massage for. 6 and then go get a BP girl for. 8 or take care of yourself! Better ROI.

[ChiefQueef]

I'm fine with a Chinese hooker that I can do pretty much anything I want with. Or Korean. Or Japanese. Or German, Or Irish, Or Marylandish. Or. . .

PM and we'll discuss.

[Horsetrader]

If it were the typical 5-20 minutes of a crap massage then a flip, then you'd be right. But my thought was that, in the real world, a massage of that quality would have cost me probably about $. 20 - 40 and then there would have been a tip of at least 20-40. So I got a great massage with a better end result, so why wouldn't I recognize the effort.

You didn't identify the place you visited, so we can't add anything except comments regarding the price you paid.

What I can say with confidence is the $60 per hour legit Chinese massage places on Rockville Pike pay the massage therapists a decent part of the door fee and that the better massage therapists will average $20 per hour in tips. That $80 gets you one really great massage and a happy therapist; you will go home as horny as you started. I think your estimate of $120-$140 for a great 1-hour massage plus $20-$40 for the tip is far higher than is standard in the world of non-sexual massage.

There are very few massage girls that provide a first rate massage plus sex. The way I figure it, your $160 total was $80 for a great massage plus $80 for a happy ending. That's an expensive hand job.

[BillyLus]

Meh. Just eh.

If you want a Chinese hooker, then visit. You can do pretty much ANYTHING you want with her. She doesn't speak english, so yeah that's awkward, and she acts awkward.

She looks alright (def not the ad pics. Duh) 6/10 looks. Her massage sucks and is very amateur.

I don't regret the $. 6 . But I def won't be repeating.

She is based in silver spring.

Where are the girls who deliver? Where are the thick big booty bitches who don't try to rush you (or oversell and under-deliver)?

I'm fine with a Chinese hooker that I can do pretty much anything I want with. Or Korean. Or Japanese. Or German, Or Irish, Or Marylandish. Or. . .

[Jusblaze1]

I hope he is saying that house fee was 60 and with tip he left $ in total with everything included. If I'm incorrect and he left $ . 60 then good for him, but smang is correct, it can ruin things for regular visitors and the MP if they start expecting that amount for massage with handshake. It already is evident from all the private home massage workers that $ is the going rate and a tip is expected on top.

You need to clarify. You tipped what after the house 60? If your total was $. 6 then congratulations on fucking it up for everybody. This is why the LMPs think they can charge what they do for mediocrity. Save that kind of tipping for something significant; better still, read back through this forum and find King's tipping scale (which I spelled out at one point as well.) Just my two cents, but that's fucking ridiculous.

If your total was $. then no problem, that's about right.

[JThoma13]

You need to clarify. You tipped what after the house 60? If your total was $. 6 then congratulations on fucking it up for everybody. This is why the LMPs think they can charge what they do for mediocrity. Save that kind of tipping for something significant; better still, read back through this forum and find King's tipping scale (which I spelled out at one point as well.) Just my two cents, but that's fucking ridiculous.

If your total was $. then no problem, that's about right.

If it were the typical 5-20 minutes of a crap massage then a flip, then you'd be right. But my thought was that, in the real world, a massage of that quality would have cost me probably about $. 20 - 40 and then there would have been a tip of at least 20-40. So I got a great massage with a better end result, so why wouldn't I recognize the effort.

Plus an initial outlay (even if it's overpriced by your way of looking at things) can POSSIBLY engender some good will for a second trip. It's money well spent. Plus, one jackass like me isn't setting prices for the entire market!

[ZebraSoile]

You need to clarify. You tipped what after the house 60? If your total was $. 6 then congratulations on fucking it up for everybody. This is why the LMPs think they can charge what they do for mediocrity. Save that kind of tipping for something significant; better still, read back through this forum and find King's tipping scale (which I spelled out at one point as well.) Just my two cents, but that's fucking ridiculous.

If your total was $. then no problem, that's about right.

I don't know. For MoCo he got pretty good service. Saved the trouble of driving across the river. It's his money.

[Smang]

I had been looking for a location in the Rockville area and today ventured into a Rockville Pike facility that caught my eye one day at lunch. When I first walked in, I got the impression that it was a completely legit facility and assumed that, even in the worst case, I would simply enjoy a decent massage and go on my merry way. Thankfully, I was to find out that there were some extras on the menu (I'm not sure how deep the menu is, but I may return to test the waters again). I was taken back past the lovely receptionist and into a curtained off area. The massage rooms (or I should say stalls) are well maintained, but consist entirely of a curtain and walls that do not go all the way to the ceiling so whispered communication is all that is possible.

The provider I drew was no looker (probably in her late 40's) but she proceeded to give me one helluva massage. In fact, the massage was so good that I nearly fell asleep. I knew I was in for a treat when, while working my hamstrings there was some teasing strokes.

On the flip, she proceeded to provide a HE under the sheets and permitted my hands to walk.

House fee. 60 tipped $ for the great massage and overall experience. Am likely to return.

If anyone wants more details, PM me.

You need to clarify. You tipped what after the house 60? If your total was $. 6 then congratulations on fucking it up for everybody. This is why the LMPs think they can charge what they do for mediocrity. Save that kind of tipping for something significant; better still, read back through this forum and find King's tipping scale (which I spelled out at one point as well.) Just my two cents, but that's fucking ridiculous.

If your total was $. then no problem, that's about right.

[JThoma13]

I had been looking for a location in the Rockville area and today ventured into a Rockville Pike facility that caught my eye one day at lunch. When I first walked in, I got the impression that it was a completely legit facility and assumed that, even in the worst case, I would simply enjoy a decent massage and go on my merry way. Thankfully, I was to find out that there were some extras on the menu (I'm not sure how deep the menu is, but I may return to test the waters again). I was taken back past the lovely receptionist and into a curtained off area. The massage rooms (or I should say stalls) are well maintained, but consist entirely of a curtain and walls that do not go all the way to the ceiling so whispered communication is all that is possible.

The provider I drew was no looker (probably in her late 40's) but she proceeded to give me one helluva massage. In fact, the massage was so good that I nearly fell asleep. I knew I was in for a treat when, while working my hamstrings there was some teasing strokes.

On the flip, she proceeded to provide a HE under the sheets and permitted my hands to walk.

House fee. 60 tipped $ for the great massage and overall experience. Am likely to return.

If anyone wants more details, PM me.

[BoMcC]

Yes-the basement sessions in her home were beyond belief; no clock, no set fees, and totally UTR.

Abruptly ended when she announced that her BF ended her activities-so she said.

Any idea what happened to Amy (I think), the partner she had in Montgomery Village a few years ago? I'd love to look her up again, too. She gave a very intense massage as well.

[ChiefQueef]

Anyone have info about the asian ads that can be founs in the Maryland esc section of backpage for silver spring. They post in the baltimore section but are for silver spring.

Meh. Just eh.

If you want a Chinese hooker, then visit. You can do pretty much ANYTHING you want with her. She doesn't speak english, so yeah that's awkward, and she acts awkward.

She looks alright (def not the ad pics. Duh) 6/10 looks. Her massage sucks and is very amateur.

I don't regret the $. 6 . But I def won't be repeating.

She is based in silver spring.

Where are the girls who deliver? Where are the thick big booty bitches who don't try to rush you (or oversell and under-deliver)?

[ChiefQueef]

Anyone have info about the asian ads that can be founs in the Maryland esc section of backpage for silver spring. They post in the baltimore section but are for silver spring.

I'll toftt.

[Asian Kitty]

Anyone have info about the asian ads that can be founs in the Maryland esc section of backpage for silver spring. They post in the baltimore section but are for silver spring.

[JmSuttr]

I was in a hurry yesterday. The second meeting in Gaithersburg occurred a week later, with all new staff (unexpected). I was talked into a 4 hand. OK it was good but again no happiness, however the second pair of hands had to leave for another customer. No refund, and time was up. My lady said on a two hand she would have made it more exciting. She didn't want the other girl to know. Now the question? Should I believe such a thing? She was cute.

Unless you have advance intel, 4 hand massage is almost never worth it (from the sensual perspective). At any MP the girls see each other every day and are very concerned about their relationships within the spa. If you decide to see the cute girl again, make sure to mention that you've seen her before and that you returned specifically because you wanted to experience the more exciting session she mentioned. Your challenge is that you don't know exactly what she means by that statement. Maybe it means she'll do extras or maybe it just means that she'll only do some teasing. One thing that wasn't clear to me from your post, did the cute girl leave your session or was it the other one? If the cute girl was the one who stayed and finished your massage, then what prevented her from providing an "exciting" finish?

If you decide to take the plunge, my suggestion is not to let her talk you into giving the tip up front unless you're both clear as to what level of service will be provided. However it turns out, come back to the forum and let us know.

[Randalthor]

I was in a hurry yesterday. The second meeting in Gaithersburg occurred a week later, with all new staff (unexpected). I was talked into a 4 hand. OK it was good but again no happiness, however the second pair of hands had to leave for another customer. No refund, and time was up. My lady said on a two hand she would have made it more exciting. She didn't want the other girl to know. Now the question? Should I believe such a thing? She was cute.

Depends on the girl. Which place? I've had a couple of great experiences in the Gaithersburg area but most were UTR. The Latina place was terrific last year but then the ladies changed, the service dropped, prices stayed the same (they were always higher than average) and I stopped going. Lying or false advertising is my red line--if I can't trust a girl I won't waste my time (or $$.

Most of these places have policies of limited menu for obvious reasons. But the girls know there's money to be made. So the right girl will extend the menu if you make it worth their time and are discrete. And all of that is harder to do with another girl in the room. That's why I never go 4-hand unless there are reports to confirm. I also find that most girls are not as comfortable with another girl in the room. You want them comfortable. 😁.

I would say trust your gut. If you believe the girl, reschedule and remind her why you came back. If you don't believe her, walk and find other options. It really comes down to her openness and your ability to read her. This is the game that keeps some of us in MPs instead of more blatant services.

Play on.