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[RamRod1172]

Don't go here. Lead me to lake street. Didn't bother to go in I learned my lessen about these places years ago.

http://chicago.backpage.com/FemaleEs...-70hh/20250472

[Jqatkins]

You have to pay attention to who is doing the review. Some are just tout jobs probably by the handler. Be careful when there is only one review, its great, and the reviewer doesn't have any other reviews. I find the oThER site to be useful and review there myself. Too many reviewers write more to brag about their big dicks or the 12 O's they gave the lady in question. I try to make mine all about her. That's what is helpful to other mongers. None or you care about how big my dick is or if I can bring a lady to orgasm, but you might want to know what she is willing and able to do for you. My $. 02.

Have to say, my first review on Lola was like those penthouse forum, because Lola was really that good, and I was new to review and hobby. Over time I don't spend much time to praise providers.

Also, everyone has his own taste, she is a 10 for me but could be a 2 for you. (This is not for DMichael, but for previous posts about reviews on the other site).

By the way, it is 14 days for a review on the other site.

[CoolPatrick]

On the the other site I think you still get 10 free days per review so you see a lot of dolts writing penthouse forum like fake reviews. I usually look for one that is "normally" written if there are any. Then I think sometimes providers ask mongers to write good reviews. In the end sometimes its difficult to weed through all the BS.

Have to say, my first review on Lola was like those penthouse forum, because Lola was really that good, and I was new to review and hobby. Over time I don't spend much time to praise providers.

Also, everyone has his own taste, she is a 10 for me but could be a 2 for you. (This is not for DMichael, but for previous posts about reviews on the other site).

By the way, it is 14 days for a review on the other site.

[RedNoFive5]

I thought that when I saw her pics, too.

I've never experienced one, but a dentist friend of mine told me about a denture wearing former patient who was a swinger.

He said there's nothing like it, best BBBJ you could possibly get.

I've never heard of a girl advertising that as a menu item. How much extra would that be?

There was someone advertising on Chicago BP not too long ago about being a "gummer". Gumjob is another term. What a great time to be alive. .

[Rollie]

Her jaws look a bit sunken, does she have teeth?

I thought that when I saw her pics, too.

I've never experienced one, but a dentist friend of mine told me about a denture wearing former patient who was a swinger.

He said there's nothing like it, best BBBJ you could possibly get.

I've never heard of a girl advertising that as a menu item. How much extra would that be?

[VPutin]

I'm pretty new to this and saw the same ads from Aryanna. Appreciate the info, I will NOT check her out.

I will be checking her out. Sounds intriguing.

[DMichaels69]

I don't like 5 guys, LOL. Thanks for the candid report.

Chatter on the board is both accurate and inaccurate. Posts go up, come down almost immediately sometimes. Suspect many of these girls have outside gigs and / or young dependents, so personal flexibility is a must. I imagine myself as a not infrequent user of this setup, and most of the dreams follow the same script before I awaken. It is, above all, an experiential dream: a cool, often darker room in an anonymous motel (I dream I hold out for some of their more palatable locales, I. E. Morton Grove over the string of semi-airport motels off 294) with an attractive mostly naked young woman who speaks English well and is more or less pleasant. In my dreams FS is a nonentity, and often I dream that the girls complain about those gentlemen who show up and grow angry that an EE escort has not been magically placed before him for $. 2, tip not included. You get what you pay for: not a good massage from a pretty but clothed EE young woman, which is easy to find on other boards within five minutes. Not a mind-blowing erotic dream. What you get is a burger at Five Guys: not too much, not too little, leaves a good taste in retrospect. Point is, there are better deals out there for the money that I have dreamed about if one wants elite hardbodies, or crazy sexy young latinas, and more reliable contacts at the other end of the phone (short notice, negotiable services) but if what you want is a good burger.

Mmm. Now I want a burger at 9 in the morning. Damn.

[Riina]

Maybe I put more value on looks that performance, I don't know. Maybe I am chasing the golden unicorn of an utra-GFE hottie at a reasonable rate. I had it once with my old ATF before she moved away last winter. Damn. She messed up my mind.

I use to be of the same thinking but reality is we live in Chicago with not too many hot needy girls. My only expectation from my favorite agency (262) is that the booker tries her best to work only with good attitude girls with a minimum standard of sex appeal. I suspect that when you say that you put more value on looks then performance, the real truth is that the girl you just met was a cash sucking machine that spit you out with shitty service.

[DMichaels69]

On the the other site I think you still get 10 free days per review so you see a lot of dolts writing penthouse forum like fake reviews. I usually look for one that is "normally" written if there are any. Then I think sometimes providers ask mongers to write good reviews. In the end sometimes its difficult to weed through all the BS.

Thank You! This is something I have been thinking about recently. I have seen a few well reviewed providers and I was happy with the service, but I wasn't blown away by it either. Also I feel like I need to temper expectation on looks because it seems like in some reviews there are some hotties out there but when you show up, its nothing more than an average looking gal or someone with more flab than I expected. The problem is probably me since I have high standards.

Case in point, I saw Anastasia out by norridge before I went out of town last week and honestly she wasnt that hot. She was not ugly and had a good hhr session at a good rate. But not the smoking hot chick I was expecting based on reviews. She had a girlfriend hanging out and she was just as good looking if not better, but still not drop dead gorgeous. Maybe I put more value on looks that performance, I don't know. Maybe I am chasing the golden unicorn of an utra-GFE hottie at a reasonable rate. I had it once with my old ATF before she moved away last winter. Damn. She messed up my mind.

Anyway I don't mean to call out people at all, I just want to share my perspective.

[SamTheMan7]

I'm pretty new to this and saw the same ads from Aryanna. Appreciate the info, I will NOT check her out.

Bored and browsing BP, I stumbled on an interesting situation:

Aryanna: http://chicago.backpage.com/FemaleEs...-call/34037217.

Katie: http://chicago.backpage.com/Therapeu...d-fun/30709650.

They're sisters who share a disgusting basement apartment near Clark and Devon.

I had responded to Aryanna's ad months ago, and didn't get past the front door, because she's a good eighty pounds heavier and ten years older than her pics, and because I could both see and smell the messy apartment behind her.

Tonight I responded to Katie's ad. When I showed up at the corner she gave me (I was supposed to text her from there), I recognized Aryanna's building.

I text Katie, and she comes out to get me; she's a flabby mess, nothing like her pics. I laughed and started walking away. She yelled at me, which brought out the sister, who was also expecting some poor guy, who happened to drive up as I was walking away. He sees me walking away, rolls down his window, I point back at the Hell sisters and just shake my head. He nods, and drives away.

Just one of those fucking nights, right?

[DaddyOne23]

Your basic research can eliminate that from ever happening. Unfortunately, some people are too generous with their reviews.

Thank You! This is something I have been thinking about recently. I have seen a few well reviewed providers and I was happy with the service, but I wasn't blown away by it either. Also I feel like I need to temper expectation on looks because it seems like in some reviews there are some hotties out there but when you show up, its nothing more than an average looking gal or someone with more flab than I expected. The problem is probably me since I have high standards.

Case in point, I saw Anastasia out by norridge before I went out of town last week and honestly she wasnt that hot. She was not ugly and had a good hhr session at a good rate. But not the smoking hot chick I was expecting based on reviews. She had a girlfriend hanging out and she was just as good looking if not better, but still not drop dead gorgeous. Maybe I put more value on looks that performance, I don't know. Maybe I am chasing the golden unicorn of an utra-GFE hottie at a reasonable rate. I had it once with my old ATF before she moved away last winter. Damn. She messed up my mind.

Anyway I don't mean to call out people at all, I just want to share my perspective.

[Member #5884]

Just realized an old UTR friend turned poster pro is back in town. Some of you guys know who I'm talking about. LOL.

I haven't seen her yet, so not ready to post openly. I got to hit it first. Just thought I'd send a signal out to old friends who know who I'm talking about. Hope you don't beat me to it!

How have things been out there for you.

[PlayDude2000]

You're lucky that she wasn't a transsexual. I am very wary about setting up appointments with anyone who doesn't at least post a head shot of themselves so you can at least get an idea of what their face looks like and whether they are a woman or a tranny.

Your basic research can eliminate that from ever happening. Unfortunately, some people are too generous with their reviews.

[GeorgeHerbert]

Chatter on the board is both accurate and inaccurate. Posts go up, come down almost immediately sometimes. Suspect many of these girls have outside gigs and / or young dependents, so personal flexibility is a must. I imagine myself as a not infrequent user of this setup, and most of the dreams follow the same script before I awaken. It is, above all, an experiential dream: a cool, often darker room in an anonymous motel (I dream I hold out for some of their more palatable locales, I. E. Morton Grove over the string of semi-airport motels off 294) with an attractive mostly naked young woman who speaks English well and is more or less pleasant. In my dreams FS is a nonentity, and often I dream that the girls complain about those gentlemen who show up and grow angry that an EE escort has not been magically placed before him for $. 2, tip not included. You get what you pay for: not a good massage from a pretty but clothed EE young woman, which is easy to find on other boards within five minutes. Not a mind-blowing erotic dream. What you get is a burger at Five Guys: not too much, not too little, leaves a good taste in retrospect. Point is, there are better deals out there for the money that I have dreamed about if one wants elite hardbodies, or crazy sexy young latinas, and more reliable contacts at the other end of the phone (short notice, negotiable services) but if what you want is a good burger.

Mmm. Now I want a burger at 9 in the morning. Damn.

[Magooski]

You may have to wait after the July 4th Holiday to play. Most providers are probably taking the Holiday off.

I'm curious if her adds auto post, maybe they get a deal on prepayments and it slipped through.