BackPage Advertiser Reviews

[Chicago41]

Bored and browsing BP, I stumbled on an interesting situation:

Aryanna: http://chicago.backpage.com/FemaleEs...-call/34037217.

Katie: http://chicago.backpage.com/Therapeu...d-fun/30709650.

They're sisters who share a disgusting basement apartment near Clark and Devon.

I had responded to Aryanna's ad months ago, and didn't get past the front door, because she's a good eighty pounds heavier and ten years older than her pics, and because I could both see and smell the messy apartment behind her.

Tonight I responded to Katie's ad. When I showed up at the corner she gave me (I was supposed to text her from there), I recognized Aryanna's building.

I text Katie, and she comes out to get me; she's a flabby mess, nothing like her pics. I laughed and started walking away. She yelled at me, which brought out the sister, who was also expecting some poor guy, who happened to drive up as I was walking away. He sees me walking away, rolls down his window, I point back at the Hell sisters and just shake my head. He nods, and drives away.

Just one of those fucking nights, right?

I've seen Aryanna advertising for a while. This is a bummer as I like bigger girls but not hugely obese ones and definitely don't like nasty smelly apartments.

[Ron M]

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...y-dds/29591088

Made an appointment, got to her incall, she wasn't there, and didn't answer the phone.

Bored and browsing BP, I stumbled on an interesting situation:

Aryanna: http://chicago.backpage.com/FemaleEs...-call/34037217.

Katie: http://chicago.backpage.com/Therapeu...d-fun/30709650.

They're sisters who share a disgusting basement apartment near Clark and Devon.

I had responded to Aryanna's ad months ago, and didn't get past the front door, because she's a good eighty pounds heavier and ten years older than her pics, and because I could both see and smell the messy apartment behind her.

Tonight I responded to Katie's ad. When I showed up at the corner she gave me (I was supposed to text her from there), I recognized Aryanna's building.

I text Katie, and she comes out to get me; she's a flabby mess, nothing like her pics. I laughed and started walking away. She yelled at me, which brought out the sister, who was also expecting some poor guy, who happened to drive up as I was walking away. He sees me walking away, rolls down his window, I point back at the Hell sisters and just shake my head. He nods, and drives away.

Just one of those fucking nights, right?

ZD13, sorry you're having such a string of Bad Luck. It's just part of this game. Hopefully things will look better for you soon.

[ZeroDark13]

Bored and browsing BP, I stumbled on an interesting situation:

Aryanna: http://chicago.backpage.com/FemaleEs...-call/34037217.

Katie: http://chicago.backpage.com/Therapeu...d-fun/30709650.

They're sisters who share a disgusting basement apartment near Clark and Devon.

I had responded to Aryanna's ad months ago, and didn't get past the front door, because she's a good eighty pounds heavier and ten years older than her pics, and because I could both see and smell the messy apartment behind her.

Tonight I responded to Katie's ad. When I showed up at the corner she gave me (I was supposed to text her from there), I recognized Aryanna's building.

I text Katie, and she comes out to get me; she's a flabby mess, nothing like her pics. I laughed and started walking away. She yelled at me, which brought out the sister, who was also expecting some poor guy, who happened to drive up as I was walking away. He sees me walking away, rolls down his window, I point back at the Hell sisters and just shake my head. He nods, and drives away.

Just one of those fucking nights, right?

[Ron M]

Why did she place an ad 10 minutes before I called? Why did she answer the phone? Why make an appointment with me? I fully support anyone wanting to take a night off, but if your open sign is up, it's pretty shitty to ghost on a customer.

I was just giving her the benefit of the doubt. I know how this feels. I set up an appointment with a provider, get to her location, call when I got there, no response. I'll never call her again. I'd move on and find another provider to play with.

[ZeroDark13]

You may have to wait after the July 4th Holiday to play. Most providers are probably taking the Holiday off.

Why did she place an ad 10 minutes before I called? Why did she answer the phone? Why make an appointment with me? I fully support anyone wanting to take a night off, but if your open sign is up, it's pretty shitty to ghost on a customer.

[Ron M]

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...y-dds/29591088

Made an appointment, got to her incall, she wasn't there, and didn't answer the phone.

You may have to wait after the July 4th Holiday to play. Most providers are probably taking the Holiday off.

[ZeroDark13]

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...y-dds/29591088

Made an appointment, got to her incall, she wasn't there, and didn't answer the phone.

[Mr Charmo]

Just realized an old UTR friend turned poster pro is back in town. Some of you guys know who I'm talking about. LOL.

I haven't seen her yet, so not ready to post openly. I got to hit it first. Just thought I'd send a signal out to old friends who know who I'm talking about. Hope you don't beat me to it!

[Lil Pp]

That the ad is usually been written by the AA pimp who doesn't the competition showing up. That aside, yeah AA men more than most will show with some BS story or pay for 30 minutes and want to last for an hour or try to push their penis from the back to the front of their throat, so the girls say why bother. When that's not the case, the girls have explained to me that a AA male showing up on their street in Algonquin or Lake in the Hills, will set all types of alarms with the neighbors, so they will put no AA men in the ads.

I do have my own rules for backpage girls: I don't go to Harvey, Markham or Dolton, North Chicago or Waukegan, Gary or Hammond Indiana addresses, whether its a home or hotel. I don't go to the notel off 127th and I-57 or the Lansing Inn, or Motel 6 in Hammond whether the girl is black or white I don't' go. Generally speaking, I will go see backpage girls only if they are at O'hara airport hotels. That's my comfort level so I would say develop rules for yourself, adjust and evolve them as you see fit.

Wired.

I avoid girls with pimps. I usually ask straight up if they have a pimp, if they say yes "for my protection" etc. I hang up. If they say no I proceed to trash talk pimps and relay how I despise them and would not take any crap from one since any man who lives off a girl is IMO a pussy. If they have lied and have a pimp, by this time he is on the phone yelling.

[Rick39]

Anna is about as poor of a provider as there is. Her $/ hh is looks good, but her service isn't worth half that. Lousy CBJ follow by FS that is as boring as could be. She is on her phone the entire session, literally, and wants you gone as soon as possible.

http://chicago.backpage.com/FemaleEs...cials/26369001

You're lucky that she wasn't a transsexual. I am very wary about setting up appointments with anyone who doesn't at least post a head shot of themselves so you can at least get an idea of what their face looks like and whether they are a woman or a tranny.

[PlayDude2000]

Anna is about as poor of a provider as there is. Her $/ hh is looks good, but her service isn't worth half that. Lousy CBJ follow by FS that is as boring as could be. She is on her phone the entire session, literally, and wants you gone as soon as possible.

http://chicago.backpage.com/FemaleEs...cials/26369001

[ReadyForRub]

Doesn't take a lot of research to see the pics are totally fake and lifted from other sites. All signals point to something wrong, something bad will happen or something pointing to trouble.

What could anyone have been expecting from the driver? The areas' most expensive Uber ride ever? Was there an honest expectation the driver was going to put out?

[Mr Charmo]

Has anyone seen white girl Beth, early 20's outcall? I've noticed posts for months. She was up yesterday, but link now shows post of an Asian girl

[Truthfu11]

I read this this morning on the other site: The provider never showed. Total rip off. Total scam. Driver proceeded to take donation and rob me. Be very careful. Driver showed up to room 1 hour late, checked the room demanded the donation and said Anastia would be right up. TOTAL SCAM.

Also says he got took for $800 4 hrs, I don't know if all is true but worth some extra investigating before you call.

http://chicago.backpage.com/FemaleEs...icago/36975460

Doesn't take a lot of research to see the pics are totally fake and lifted from other sites. All signals point to something wrong, something bad will happen or something pointing to trouble.

[Lil Pp]

Nothing is not on the menu with Shannon. Worked briefly at youwannaseeme a couple of years ago. Friendly, nice girl.

Her jaws look a bit sunken, does she have teeth?