Massage Parlor Reports

[Bob521]

I actually do remove my shoes when the weather is bad. Snow, etc. The girls have to clean the floor. Why give them extra crap to do? Bob.

Cool story, you paint a very vivid picture. In my mind's eye I see your tipping your hat to the ladies!!

You have clued me in on the idea to pretend to remove the shoes as the mamasan greets you ('Hey I thought I will follow your culture') and see if it bypasses the LE check on the first visit.

[Sam Singer]

One time, I exited to find three servers and prep chefs -- all hot alt-chicks in their 20's -- looked at me weirdly -- sort of like shock +
disgust + confusion -- I'm sure they knew where I was coming from...Somehow, I managed to keep my cool, respectfully nod to them, said "good evening", and
casually strolled around the corner to get back to the main street. To this day, I have no idea where that Zen suaveness came from.

Last story -- "stupidity upon entering the AMP" -- I started to take my boots off, and as the mamasan came out she said in a shocked and apologetic voice, "You don't have to do that!" I told her, "I don't mind. " She said I must have lots of Asian friends and pecked me on the cheek. Even though it was then obvious that I had never been there before, that apparently got me a pass on LEO checks plus special treatment, because I got the girl that people on a local board said was the best one and rarely available, plus a little extra time in the session. It's the single time stupidity has paid off for me in this hobby.

Cool story, you paint a very vivid picture. In my mind's eye I see your tipping your hat to the ladies!!

You have clued me in on the idea to pretend to remove the shoes as the mamasan greets you ('Hey I thought I will follow your culture') and see if it bypasses the LE check on the first visit.

[Troy Akerman]

They had to go four times to figure that out! Sounds like if you LE got their rocks off before they made the bust. I've heard from providers that LE has done everything with them complete a FS and then arrested them. Kinda BS.

[E6671]

Anyone try this one? Its a stones throw from my domicile.

Check the South Suburbs thread, I remember reading a report either earlier this month or in March. If I remember correctly a child answered the door when a USSG member stopped to inquire about rates. That and this place is in the heart of Downtown Homewood tells me it is strictly legit. They had an AMP many years ago that got busted for prostitution. I am sure they will watch this one very carefully.

[Eddinger]

Was just there recently, but I've never had anyone other than raquel there. But she's the best. And every single thing on her is open for business with her.

I've been there 5 times and every time was a different girl. Three were attractive young ones in their 20's then a 2 out of 10 and Raquel. Never dreamed of anything more than a handshake and only one person would say more was available on my next visit. Anyone have any better luck and with who? Pm me if you would like. Thanks!

[Troy Akerman]

They had to go four times to figure that out! Sounds like if you LE got their rocks off before they made the bust. I've heard from providers that LE has done everything with them complete a FS and then arrested them. Kinda BS.

[Member #5884]

Anyone try this one? Its a stones throw from my domicile.

[Garbonzo]

Your very first post contains some useful information. And doesn't ask a lot of questions. You TOFTT and the team appreciates it.

Pull up a chair. Welcome!

I definitely agree! You, sir, are on the endangered species list: the lurker / new member who provides info instead of expecting that they'll get it for free!

[Garbonzo]

Sort of like this, I was at a video store, in the porn section looking at sofme titles when my supervisor walked in.

Center City Philadelphia is littered with AMPs (of two types: Chinese HE w / great massage and Korean w / FS). However, I knew a lot of other people -- mostly work colleagues and clients -- who lived in CC, and there are lots of bars / restaurants / around, so in a relatively small area, so I was always worried about that sort of encounter -- or worse, meeting someone inside an AMP.

That never did happen to me, but one time leaving was really funny. I went fairly regularly to a Chinese AMP, because I needed massages for stress relief anyway, and a handy is a nice relaxing ending. I always asked to leave out the back door, which apparently a lot of guys didn't do (but I insisted). One time, I exited to find three servers and prep chefs -- all hot alt-chicks in their 20's -- smoking cigarettes in the alley outside their restaurant, just five feet away from the AMP's back door. They looked at me weirdly -- sort of like shock + disgust + confusion -- I'm sure they knew where I was coming from, but they weren't used to seeing guys leaving that way. Somehow, I managed to keep my cool, respectfully nod to them, said "good evening", and casually strolled around the corner to get back to the main street. To this day, I have no idea where that Zen suaveness came from.

Closest I ever came to the chance encounter was running into a good friend when I was leaving a porn store just as he was coming in. (Our younger members might not realize that once upon a time to get porn, you had to go to a physical location and exchange money for it, instead of downloading it. It was truly the Dark Ages of Humanity.) Even wearing Chicago winter hoods, I recognized him and I'm sure he recognized me. That was about 15 years ago and of course neither of us have said a thing about it ever.

Last story -- "stupidity upon entering the AMP" -- The first time I went to a certain Korean AMP, supposedly the best in the area, I saw lots of shoes all out in the open at the top of the stairs. Because my little brain was the one that was working at that moment, I assumed this was standard practice at this AMP. (It was winter, so there were lots of boots, so I didn't immediately notice they were all women's shoes.) I started to take my boots off, and as the mamasan came out she said in a shocked and apologetic voice, "You don't have to do that!" I told her, "I don't mind. " She said I must have lots of Asian friends and pecked me on the cheek. Even though it was then obvious that I had never been there before, that apparently got me a pass on LEO checks plus special treatment, because I got the girl that people on a local board said was the best one and rarely available, plus a little extra time in the session. It's the single time stupidity has paid off for me in this hobby.

[JamesTChicago]

http://www.bodyrubschicago.com

The girls have reviews according to their BP posts but I don't have a TER. Who have you seen? How is the appointment set up? Have you had nuru there?

I'm sure it's not worth the money, but they are extremely good looking and I'm a sucker. You can pm me if you would like. I will report back if I go. Thanks all and welcome to spring with this darn rain.

Also, if you have been there did you go with a nuru option? How was it? Thanks all. Probably taking the dive soonish.

[Confucius]

I like how they didn't get busted until the fourth visit. It sounds like the undercover cop was using all of the undercover money to get HJ's. When the department ran out of funds he decided to make an arrest. SaintChuck.

Was just bought out by new owners recently, and hired new girls.

I know the one on the right pretty well and she is very cool and funny, but now f- up mentally and of course embarrassed.

Spoke with her last night.

They didn't run out of funds Bro. Orland has tons of money. It's just their MO on how to bust the girls.

They move on spas when they want to.

It will result in a wrist slap and a kangaroo court date, and that will be it. Probation for a year for the girls.

I've helped a Number of girls who got busted in the past, and some out here, and it is more of a nuisance then anything else, but Orland is Orland and I would never start a spa thereafter if I was looking to open one.

[CafeRaceritali]

Long time listener abd first time posting. I been to a bunch of places all over the country cause of you guys. I am never out in this area but saw this today and had to share.

http://patch.com/illinois/orlandpark...rk-massage-spa

Yeah, Orland Park is super aggressive in cracking down on AMPs. As a rule, I never go. I did go to Q once, but it was like a week after they were busted, so it was a fruitless venture.

[DMichaels69]

Yes, I was talking about EMP's and I had no intention of asking where.

Is this statement re: only EMP's? Because it certainly doesn't apply to AMP's.

I've been 'investing' my time and hard earned at an AMP for a few months. Young girl, 25, with not much experience. But she's cute and has a fun attitude so I go back on a regular basis.

First time massage only. No ending but no shut down. I've played at this shop before so I took it slow.

Next time some teasing and a little roaming.

3rd time a Hj with roaming.

4th time Hj with more roaming and fiv. No Bj.

Next time she was on her period but my dick was rock hard so she said yes to ANAL! No complaints from me, LOL. "Only one time. No one ever do." Yeah right.

Next time f / s, no anal.

Next time on her period again so a little anal then some bukkake. "I never do Bj."

Next time yep, Bj, with bukkake finish.

Next time wide open AYCE menu.

Point is, with a little effort and patience, it can happen. Anything can happen!

Different strokes for different folks.

She's gone now so plz don't ask for info. Next!!

[Head First]

Hey fellas, long time listener first time caller here.

There's a new spot that opened in the printers row portion of the south loop. They're currently advertising on CL. I haven't seen any reports on this place so I TOFTT.

House fee was $65 (though CL says $60). Taken to the room by a cute girl. Mid 20's I'd say. I didn't get her name. She told me to get undressed and gave me a towel, then she left the room.

I got undressed and covered my ass with the towel. She came in the room and immediately started to move the towel. For a split second this seemed like a good sign, but unfortunately she moved the towel just so she could drape it over my entire back and legs.

The massage itself was pretty good, but strictly legit. Not even the slightest hint of a tease. If my arm moved from the table so as to accidentally brush up against her it was moved right back. On the flip she massaged my neck then told me the hour was up and she was out the door.

The place is close to my apartment so I might go back if I'm looking for a legit massage, but I wouldn't expect anything else. That said, they were handing out cards showing how many times you've been there ($10 off your 5th massage or something like that). So maybe there's more to be had if you are a repeat customer.

Your very first post contains some useful information. And doesn't ask a lot of questions. You TOFTT and the team appreciates it.

Pull up a chair. Welcome!

[Head First]

For some reason some mongers waste a years worth of money (some EMP's) on something that never happens.

Is this statement re: only EMP's? Because it certainly doesn't apply to AMP's.

I've been 'investing' some of my time and hard earned at an AMP for a few months. Young girl, 25, with not much experience. But she's cute and has a fun attitude so I go back on a regular basis.

First time massage only. No ending but no shut down. I've played at this shop before so I took it slow.

2nd time some teasing and a little roaming.

3rd time a Hj with roaming.

4th time Hj with more roaming and fiv. No Bj.

Next time she was on her period but my dick was rock hard so she said yes to ANAL! No complaints from me, LOL. "Only one time. No one ever do." Yeah right.

Next time f / s, no anal.

Next time on her period again so a little anal then some bukkake. "I never do Bj."

Next time yep, Bj, with bukkake finish.

Next time wide open AYCE menu.

Point is, with a little effort and patience, it can happen. Anything can happen!

Different strokes for different folks.

She's gone now so plz don't ask for info. Next!!