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03-17-16 00:29 #14680Banned Member

Posts: 223RE: Moon on Canal
You asked HER if the tip was enough? Would you have coughed up $80 or $100 if she'd asked for it? You don't leave money out before, and you don't ask if the tip is enough. No wonder the AMP experience is no longer an experience, but a crapshoot. Emphasis on crap.
Originally Posted by CougarBait
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03-16-16 23:03 #14679Senior Member

Posts: 63Moon on Canal
Hey all, first time posting a report here.
I've been itching to try an AMP for a while. Usually go with BP providers reviewed on the oThER site. I did get a massage at an AMP on broadway or clark quite few years ago, with a nice massage and table shower, but I had no idea how to make anything else happen. Had never been with any provider at that point. Now I can't remember the name of the place or exactly where it was, so I can't find it again (which I could).
So I've been snooping on here and read about Moon. Tonight I dreamt I visited. . 65 got me in the door for 1 hour. Cute petite little Chinese girl, I did not get the name, with some artwork on both shoulders showed up. Since I had never been, and I wanted it to be clear what I wanted, I left a few 20's folded up with a rubber in them, with just the corner showing, on the chair next to my pants pocket.
She started to give me my massage, and after about 5 minutes she must have noticed what I left out, turned on the lights and asked me to put that in my pocket because she "doesn't' want any trouble".
Damn, wrong move.
So the massage goes on, most of it was just OK. I'm comparing to legit massages from american and EU chicks, so maybe the AMP thing is just different. But she didn't even touch my IT band.
She DID eventually take off her shoes and walk / bounce on my back, which was pretty awesome. There were some sensual aspects, which don't exist from legit EU / American massages, but not many.
At 45 min she asked if I wanted a shower. Of course I do! She started the shower with me on my back, then on the flip she ran her hand across my junk, which was rock hard, I reacted with an intake of breath and she smiled. And then she repeated. Another smile, and a slight raise of the eye brows saying "should I? I nodded yes. She made the sign for money by rubbing her finger two fingers and her thump, and the pointed in the direction of the room. I nodded yes.
She did a nice job. I signaled for a BJ, she said no, same for taking off her shirt. But she got the job done and I enjoyed it.
When we got back to the room, I handed her. 4 and asked if that was enough. She said "1 more". So total damage was. 65 cover and. 6 for the HE / tip.
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03-16-16 14:29 #14678Regular Member

Posts: 8Searching
Anybody know where the Latina at Oki Doki went, think it was Amanda.
Also wondering if Lily from Tpro is still around of left.
PM me if you know.
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03-16-16 13:28 #14677Regular Member

Posts: 5Wallet
I always bring my wallet into the AMP, but it never leaves my side. You will find a zippered bag on the side table for personal items. In it I put my watch, car keys, wallet and bring with me to TS. When Paying the provider pull the money from your wallet. When they see this they are less concerned you are LE. Of course only bring the amount of money plan to spend so your little head doesn't spend more.
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03-16-16 13:05 #14676Regular Member

Posts: 8East Village / Noble Square / Ukranian Village / Humboldt Park
I've been to a few places around these neighborhoods, and looking to put in my 2 cents. Also looking for recommendations for similar parlors in the area.
Oki Doki. Happy with this place, girls are decent looking and give a fair massage. Have been shorted on time occasionally, but they usually do a great job of teasing.
Sunkiss. This place is nice inside, the girls are good looking but have never left a happy man after multiple visits.
Ashland Wellness Center. Only visited once and had an older lady give me a massage, she was probably the mommason. Won't go back.
T-Pro. Have been very happy with this place, have only seen one provider a couple times and she does a great job. Only complaint is that both times the mommason started the first 1/2 hour of massage and the younger girl finished it.
Anybody been to 7th Heaven or any others around the near West area?
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03-16-16 09:47 #14675Senior Member

Posts: 518Seconded
Seconded. I may take my monger phone with me just in case I need to make a call to the AMP (if the door is locked or I'm meeting an apartment girl). And I may take some extra cash in case the girl does a really good job and I want to tip a bit more. But that's it.
Originally Posted by RocketDork
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03-16-16 07:56 #14674Senior Member

Posts: 158If you are lucky enough to get a girl that has good massage skills, it is worth it. 30 minutes on the back and legs, flip over, discuss menu, get to business and if there is time left, they work on face, chest, and / or quads. I personally have such a jakked up back and legs that the girls I have had so far really work out my kinks. Even get a back walk which I am a big fan of getting. Who did you get at Lux?
Originally Posted by HeadFirst80
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03-16-16 07:49 #14673Senior Member

Posts: 210Lux
Another visit at lux. Above average looks and very good attitude. I'm not sure if its worth staying for an hour though.
Anyone else tried for an hour? Not a big fan of TS. What else would be different??
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03-15-16 19:58 #14672Senior Member

Posts: 1443Fyi
I never bring my wallet or phone anywhere. Leave it in my. Trunk of my car. I bring cash that I want to spend inside. Rocket Dork.
Originally Posted by Elpatron
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03-15-16 17:28 #14671Senior Member

Posts: 127Table shower
I want to put in my two cents so you guys be aware of what happens to your pants while you are in getting a table shower. A lot of providers used this opportunity to check your wallet for I'd they want to make sure you'are not LE or robbed you but most likely to screen you.
Originally Posted by JasperMalloy
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03-15-16 12:13 #14670Senior Member

Posts: 136United
So anybody have info on the NEW TALENT? Last time I was there I was shorted 20 min by a $$$ hungery Biatch.
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03-14-16 01:52 #14669Senior Member

Posts: 167Made a similar faux pas once with a smartwatch. Just unthinkingly put it on the table within my view along with some other belongings. It vibrated just as the session was over and it took a lot of convincing the young lady that nothing untowards was going on.
Fortunately, she believed me when I said it didn't have any kind of camera (it didn't), and showed her some text messages.
Since then, I leave my technology in a pocket.
Originally Posted by HeadFirst80
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03-14-16 00:34 #14668Senior Member

Posts: 1255Personal Belongings
It depends on the circumstances. First, Like others have said. Skip the table shower. Its a waste of fun time. Go early in the morning before you get dirty. Between a TS and Sauna, you are blowing 20 minutes you could spend fucking. So my stuff is always in the room with me. Never had any concern about any theft. Also, I tend to go places where I'm well known. If you really have concerns, as others have said, leave your stuff in the car. Bob.
Originally Posted by SouthSideRed
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03-13-16 23:31 #14667Senior Member

Posts: 57Unless you've built up good rapport, definitely leave the wallet in the car. I split the door fee and tip too and keep cell phone easily accessible and positioned a certain way just in case they decide to rummage through my stuff. I've only had to confront one mamasan about this. Of course she denied it.
Originally Posted by Castlerae
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03-13-16 14:35 #14666Senior Member

Posts: 625Another option- although probably not a popular one for many on here since they request it- is declining the table shower. Of course that's assuming you took a shower earlier. That way you don't have to worry about anyone going through your things since you're in the same room. Hopefully you'll get more massage time as well.
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