Massage Parlor Reports

**JohnWarhammer** · 03-07-16 22:13

Lucy in Cville.

http://nova.backpage.com/BodyRubs/ma...-lucy/21230665

Apparently visits from Seattle and stays at her friends apartment in Cville. Massage was decent and it was decent setup that rivaled that of Nikki in Vienna and Nalee in Cville (as well.) She's a talker and probably in her late 30's early 40's. She's definitely Thai or at the very least from Isan. A lot of upsell towards the end, but the fact that she opened the conversation to more possibilities was good with out it coming off as awkward. However the menu was incredibly expensive. Maybe if I was to just ask for what was on the menu and skip the massage all together would have been a lot better. That being said, I don't know if I would repeat. She's decent one timer at the very least, but I've had better and cheaper.

**OldPilot71** · 03-07-16 11:55

Originally Posted by JayNova [View Original Post]

Been to Oasis / Dumfries. Standard NOVA, . 60-. 40. Anyone know if it is worth it above the older woman who seems to always greet?

I went quite a few times for a while hoping things would improve. I only saw one other provider other than Mink (the old lady). The other woman (don't remember her name at this point) gave an ok massage and a simply ok HJ finish. I tipped the normal 40 and she got kind of pissed off and said 'next time bring more'. That was the last time I went.

**Jay Nova** · 03-06-16 09:20

Originally Posted by SlateGravel [View Original Post]

If you are going down Telegraph road, it's just past IKEA on the right side of the street. Not facing the street, but in a small industrial park looking lot (we turned around there and that's how we came across it). It is called XY massage and had a neon Open sign.

It was 60 for an hour, (full hour given) added a "body shampoo" for extra 20. This was not a table shower, it was soap and washcloth on the massage table. I would pass on that if I go again. No table shower was offered, I thought that was what was meant when she asked if I wanted body shampoo. Her English was not too understandable. But good massage and HE.

Book ahead, they seem busy for walk-ins so I haven't had a chance. Any new updates? Ladies seemed nice, at door she was older but friendly, one that peeked around the corner was younger and looked nice.

**Jay Nova** · 03-06-16 09:17

Originally Posted by OldPilot71 [View Original Post]

Anyone been by Oasis lately? I see she raised her prices back up to. 8 for the hour. Did she bring any new talent in or is she just trying to stay afloat? I quit going about a year ago. The massage was getting more sub-par each time and the finish was never that good.

Back to 60/40. And same same.

**Jay Nova** · 03-05-16 23:40

Been to Oasis / Dumfries. Standard NOVA, . 60-. 40. Anyone know if it is worth it above the older woman who seems to always greet?

**JmSuttr** · 03-05-16 07:51

Originally Posted by MrSunnyHills [View Original Post]

One question. Can't see any place called Bowery. Do you have a link or phone number?

http://washingtondc.backpage.com/The...s-spa/20588976

The name choice is amusing since the Bowery was NYC's skid row until it was cleaned up and gentrified. It's in Manhattan just north of Chinatown so I assume the owner has NY connections.

**MrSunnyHills** · 03-05-16 07:04

Originally Posted by ButtersStotch [View Original Post]

New guy post. Please be patient.

Greeted and led back to the room by older lady, late 40's early 50's, but still attractive. Took the hour for. 6 and received standard massage (no TS) mostly covered / draped as a standard massage, and was pretty good. No walk on back but did thing where she got on table and knee'd her way up from rear to front. Did another trick getting between legs and rubbed up from thighs to neck (that was actually pretty excellent). Finished off back with a hot towel wipe off. At this point I didn't think it was going anywhere, ie no opportunities for roaming, etc (their tables are so wide that arms don't do the normal drape over). No problem, massage was good and was relaxing anyway.

On the flip she asked if I needed "help" and looked down there. I said yes, she asked if I would take care of her. What was I going to say at that point? She started the magic fingers thing for a minute or so then got some lotion. She sat down beside me with her back to me and started bending over there, performing soft caresses. I couldn't help but look since I wasn't sure if she was going to go the whole way, but I guess she was just blowing air on it (couldn't tell, couldn't feel it, but why else would she be down there? Allowed limited OTC at this point but access to any of the good areas were quite limited due to her position (maybe that was planned? Any way, things took their normal course and she cleaned me up nicely. Still time left on the clock so she continued the frontal massage. All done and that was it.

Left a tip of. 4 and she seemed happy with that. Have had problems in the past with Smile and Far East asking for. 6. I don't know, maybe that's the standard now for an hour? You guys would probably know better than I, I'm a bit new to this.

One question. Can't see any place called Bowery. Do you have a link or phone number?

**Butters Stotch** · 03-04-16 23:11

New guy post. Please be patient.

Greeted and led back to the room by older lady, late 40's early 50's, but still attractive. Took the hour for. 6 and received standard massage (no TS) mostly covered / draped as a standard massage, and was pretty good. No walk on back but did thing where she got on table and knee'd her way up from rear to front. Did another trick getting between legs and rubbed up from thighs to neck (that was actually pretty excellent). Finished off back with a hot towel wipe off. At this point I didn't think it was going anywhere, ie no opportunities for roaming, etc (their tables are so wide that arms don't do the normal drape over). No problem, massage was good and was relaxing anyway.

On the flip she asked if I needed "help" and looked down there. I said yes, she asked if I would take care of her. What was I going to say at that point? She started the magic fingers thing for a minute or so then got some lotion. She sat down beside me with her back to me and started bending over there, performing soft caresses. I couldn't help but look since I wasn't sure if she was going to go the whole way, but I guess she was just blowing air on it (couldn't tell, couldn't feel it, but why else would she be down there? Allowed limited OTC at this point but access to any of the good areas were quite limited due to her position (maybe that was planned? Any way, things took their normal course and she cleaned me up nicely. Still time left on the clock so she continued the frontal massage. All done and that was it.

Left a tip of. 4 and she seemed happy with that. Have had problems in the past with Smile and Far East asking for. 6. I don't know, maybe that's the standard now for an hour? You guys would probably know better than I, I'm a bit new to this.

**Telcova** · 03-03-16 14:45

Originally Posted by JmSuttr [View Original Post]

http://washingtondc.backpage.com/Bod...hoice/19982929

I was there last week, used to FS back in the day. I did 40 for the half and left 40 for her. She seemed ok with it and smilingly asked me to come back.

**Roger1286** · 03-02-16 20:26

Back in January I asked the board for suggestions for an upcoming trip I had planned for later in the month. I want to thank: MrSunnyHills, Bunker Buster, Roamin Roman, Jackbenimble17, JimSuttr for their helpful suggestions. I had been given hockey tickets for 2 Capitals games, one on Friday night and the other on Sunday. Well as luck would have it, they were the 2 games that were cancelled because of the blizzard. Of course they were not cancelled until I had driven up that Friday morning, and even with all the great suggestions at my option, the blizzard nixed most of them. Yet another oft mentioned option had posted availability that morning and I went to see Nurse JJ. I guess she has had my attention for a while and I figured it was fate that she was available. She is as pictured, she is pleasant. IMO she has no massage skills, but she does offer a dynamite oral upgrade. I enjoyed! But somehow was a bit disappointed. I guess there was not that mental chemistry that I had hoped for. Been there done that and will not repeat. For Part 2 head to the Backpage thread.

**Roamin Roman** · 03-01-16 16:58

Originally Posted by TedWilliams [View Original Post]

I was in Chantilly and decided that I would have a Best massage. I was surprised today because I drew a young provider named BB. She is the youngest one I ever seen and has to be in her 30's. I thought this would either be great or it was going to be bad. Well, it started off like the best TS I have ever had. She knows exactly how to tease you to think the session will be fantastic. I requested medium and she obliged and did some teasing to make me think it would be great yet to come on the flip. The bad part started on the flip. Yes, negotiations (wanted 5 Jacksons for a handshake!) I was like sure it is, but I wasn't born yesterday. So there ended the session and I figured since she was so young she would want a premium anyway. There was no roaming at all or any chance for me to see the goods, so I have no idea to describe them to you. I said no thanks and went on my way still stressed out. Maybe you won't do the same now.

Declining to pay such an exorbitant tip, and opting instead to say "No thanks" and walk out, is the best policy. Not only do you save some funds for another day, you make it known that you won't be played for a sucker. After a few such times like this (assuming enough other mongers likewise decline such a request), the therapist will either gain an understanding of market rates or she will discover that the first 30 minutes of the session were for naught.

Basically, since the therapist gets little to no portion of the House Fee, the first part of the massage session is a "loss leader" for her. So, until the second part of the massage session, she is working for free (or a very low rate). She makes most of her money as a result of the second part of the session. But, if she upsells, performs poorly, or cops a crappy attitude, she won't get her tip.

Now, walking out still doesn't get you your House Fee back, but you have cut your losses to a minimum and saved what otherwise would've been the tip for another day. The only thing left to do after that is to report the therapist's and the AMP's name here on the USASG so your fellow mongers can also avoid the same situation at that location. Then, your only task is to find a place where you can get some decent stress relief. But, again, your fellow mongers can help out with that. In fact, check your Inbox.

Roman.

**Ted Williams** · 03-01-16 15:30

I was in Chantilly and decided that I would have a Best massage. I was surprised today because I drew a young provider named BB. She is the youngest one I ever seen and has to be in her 30's. I thought this would either be great or it was going to be bad. Well, it started off like the best TS I have ever had. She knows exactly how to tease you to think the session will be fantastic. I requested medium and she obliged and did some teasing to make me think it would be great yet to come on the flip. The bad part started on the flip. Yes, negotiations (wanted 5 Jacksons for a handshake!) I was like sure it is, but I wasn't born yesterday. So there ended the session and I figured since she was so young she would want a premium anyway. There was no roaming at all or any chance for me to see the goods, so I have no idea to describe them to you. I said no thanks and went on my way still stressed out. Maybe you won't do the same now.

Good Day.

**PhillipLee** · 02-29-16 06:29

Originally Posted by JmSuttr [View Original Post]

Of the four you named, Victoria, Mila, Anna and Alena, which are your faves and which would you recommend (for massage quality and menu options)? Also, can you give us some idea on what extras are on the menu and how they're priced?

I'm also curious about how you rate the four hand experience compared to seeing each of the girls by themselves?

Anna no longer works I believe. Victoria is not bad looking but her attitude is horrible. Alena looks good enough and her attitude is good. She's accommodating. I have yet to see MILA. I'd like to know info on her as well.

**JmSuttr** · 02-29-16 00:32

Originally Posted by Cracksmoak [View Original Post]

I've been using the Russian parlor for a couple years. Massage and HJ are included in price. I used to see Anna, and tall, thin Ukrainian girl. Right now the 4-hand for 1. 8 is awesome. I tried Victoria and Mila, and then Mila and Alena. Its not FS but read the ad. You can get some great extras but those are negotiated up front. No tipping.

Of the four you named, Victoria, Mila, Anna and Alena, which are your faves and which would you recommend (for massage quality and menu options)? Also, can you give us some idea on what extras are on the menu and how they're priced?

I'm also curious about how you rate the four hand experience compared to seeing each of the girls by themselves?

**JmSuttr** · 02-29-16 00:19

Originally Posted by Angular [View Original Post]

So, I actually ended up making it back here. I went to get an hour but it was close to closing time so I was only able to get 30 minutes for. 6. Drew Sara, new one here for me and so I was worried how things might go. She asked if I had been there before, I told her yes and gave up the other provider's names. Was ushered into a room and paid the house fee.

Sara isn't as youthful looking as Jenny, but she was still easy on the eyes and had a nice rack that I was hoping to see more of. No TS with the HH session so got right to the massage. I've mentioned that the massages at this place are generally very nice, and this time was probably one of the best I've gotten. She asked if I wanted hard or medium, I said hard and she obliged. It was fantastic and exactly what I was looking for since my neck and shoulders were aching.

She had been teasing a bit throughout the massage but then started the soft touch. Very nice and drawn out soft touch. Then came the flip and out came those headlights I'd been waiting for. All natural see's from what I could tell. The finish was one of the best I've had even if it was basic nova but her technique was flawless.

I've complained before about the haggling for tips over here. At the end I handed her. 4 for tip and she coyly asked for more. Given her excellent performance I handed her another. 2 for a total. 60 + . 60 which is what I expected to be out anyway for an hour. I was pleased and will definitely have to visit for a full hour.

JmSuttr, I was trying to figure out where on your scale the tip would fit in for this situation. Did I pay out too much?

Headlights coming out to shine in the dark are absolutely worthy of a $60 tip, IMHO, especially when combined with a good massage and excellent finish. That and the fact that she's a provider you'd like to see again (and have as good or even better session) is also a solid reason to tip that amount.

From your report, I'd say your tip is very likely to pay nice dividends in the future. There are so many average and below average AMP girls out there so, when you find a good one, it's definitely worthwhile to express your appreciation.