Massage Parlor Reports

**SexFreak1001** · 02-02-16 11:54

Had a dream about going to this place hoping to have FS if the girl was hot enough, was greeted by Shrek like mamasan and a monster papasan. Was about to leave bc they were so effing ugly but it was raining so I said to myself "lets go for hh and just massage". Papasan massaged for 20 minutes and then mamasan with a VERY short skirt came in. Visibly no undies. She kept raising her skirt and touching my johnson to make me hard. It worked after a few minutes. She had a decent but big ass. She asked for. 6 for HJ and eventually settled for. 4. She kept insisting to go for FS for 160 but I didn't have enough cash. She could have done it for 120 for sure. She was too ugly for more than a HJ for me. Roaming was allowed.

Place was reeking of cum smell though. Would NEVER repeat.

**Member #5003** · 02-02-16 09:01

Originally Posted by Explorer8 [View Original Post]

Nylah seems hot. What are her rates? Also, not a very experienced massage patron. What is meant by "standard finish"?

See link to her ad rates are posted. Standard handshake / HJ finish only with only some mutual touching allowed.

**MrSmartyPants** · 02-01-16 23:54

Originally Posted by MandyChi [View Original Post]

See above. This is why so many "lurkers" don't post or try to share and just "lurk" and that's what I'll be back to doing, I'm done.

Seems to me he was just trying to contribute a bunch of reviews early, like I did. Of course he has a bunch of places saved up to review, if he is brand new to the forum, but not to the monger world. I have done bing-reporting as well, especially at the beginning.

**Explorer8** · 02-01-16 23:19

Nylah seems hot. What are her rates? Also, not a very experienced massage patron. What is meant by "standard finish"?

Originally Posted by MandyChi [View Original Post]

Nylah loop.

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...-loop/30398995

Provider name: nylah.

Age / appearance: photos very accurate = smoking hot.

Massage: mediocre light rubbing.

Spa setting: clean very small studio room in office building.

Standard finish (no discussion of tip but at least 20 tip seems fair / expected).

**Member #5003** · 02-01-16 22:02

Originally Posted by Castlerae [View Original Post]

Eleven spas visited for review? Is it me, or does anyone else wonder how he found the energy (or why he waited so long) to post?

See above. This is why so many "lurkers" don't post or try to share and just "lurk" and that's what I'll be back to doing, I'm done.

**Castlerae** · 02-01-16 21:33

Originally Posted by MandyChi [View Original Post]

Mia northside:

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...vance/22754685

Provider name: mia.

Age / appearance: photos very accurate = smoking hot.

Massage: excellent massage skills.

Spa setting: clean empty apartment.

Standard finish.

Eleven spas visited for review? Is it me, or does anyone else wonder how he found the energy (or why he waited so long) to post?

**Jadedone** · 02-01-16 17:22

Nice work. Don't venture to the city much, but great reports.

May have to start venturing out.

Originally Posted by Mandychi [View Original Post]

Have been reading dream reports over the past year and wanted to provide some dreams back. Dreams based on at least one visit at each site. Sometimes more than one. YMMV of course.

Also. I'm on the lookout for high quality body massage with attractive younger attendant including standard finish. Clean facility. Any recommendations greatly appreciated (pm or whatever).

Thanks and respect.

Belmont Spa:

Provider name: multiple providers.

Age / appearance: mid-twenty's to 40's. Quite a few choices some quite nice.

Spa setting: small but seems fairly clean. Changing of sheets / towels appears to happen at every visit.

Massage: sub-par on all occasions.

Standard finish / price with lots of fun / play.

**ChicagoCane** · 02-01-16 16:43

Guy told me kiki aka hongjiao aka judy-the owner of the OKI DOKI SPA sold him good massage + excellent rim job for 175 USD all in. Has anyone else bought this? Was it worth it? What tip does she get for BJs? I can say that she gives powerful HJs for sure (60 tip).

**MrTisBad** · 02-01-16 14:57

Dream of Mekenzie.

Very nice and friendly and willing $$.

Any info on Melanie?

**SexFreak1001** · 02-01-16 12:48

I was there last week late night before they close, greeted by a young petite. Probably early 20's. She said her name is mindy or cindy not sure. I had a feeling that no extras will be offered. Went into the room, massage was average with no teasing. She was trying to sweet talk me to repeat next time. I tipped. 10 and left. I don't think she will offer extras even if we repeat.

**Member #5003** · 02-01-16 12:40

Mia northside:

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...vance/22754685

Provider name: mia.

Age / appearance: photos very accurate = smoking hot.

Massage: excellent massage skills.

Spa setting: clean empty apartment.

Standard finish.

**Member #5003** · 02-01-16 12:40

Nylah loop.

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...-loop/30398995

Provider name: nylah.

Age / appearance: photos very accurate = smoking hot.

Massage: mediocre light rubbing.

Spa setting: clean very small studio room in office building.

Standard finish (no discussion of tip but at least 20 tip seems fair / expected).

**Member #5003** · 02-01-16 12:38

Linda:

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...in-us/26689496

Provider name: Unsure.

Age / appearance: 40+ with wear and tear.

Spa setting: old / small / dingy / greasy.

Massage: only ok.

Standard finish / price available.

Mercy downtown:

http://chicago.backpage.com/Therapeu...icago/33332375

Provider name: unsure.

Age / appearance: 30+ greasy / wear / tear not pleasant.

Massage: declined? Spa setting: greasy / unclean.

Left before massage.

Ping:

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...-5918/31480941

Provider name: unsure.

Age / appearance: 45/50 + with lots of wear and tear.

Spa setting: small dingy dirty.

Massage: no good.

Standard finish / price available.

**Member #5003** · 02-01-16 12:37

East Rhythm.

http://chicago.backpage.com/Therapeu...icago/29554587

Provider name: Cindy and unsure.

Age / appearance: 40+ thin / somewhat attractive.

Spa setting: somewhat dingy / greasy / unclean.

Massage: ok / decent. Massage: ok / decent.

Self-serve finish.

**Member #5003** · 02-01-16 12:37

OkiDoki.

http://chicago.backpage.com/Therapeu...ssage/12301229

Provider name: unsure (mamasan?

Age / appearance: 45+ however lots of other therapists younger / cute.

Spa setting: somewhat dingy / greasy / unclean.

Massage: no good.

Standard finish (asked for higher rate 60).