The Rat Trap

[Member #5013]

Get your head out of Billy Boy Asshole and try dating a WOMAN!! Lmao!! You seem very angry and hostile towards Chris5. My advice to you Bacon Boy is to either move to boy's town or go to the highest skyscraper in Boston and take the elevator to the rooftop and simply JUMP!! Just get it over with GAY man!! I'll be sure to pay a visit to the cemetery and take a HUGE shit right on your tombstone asshole! LOL!

Chris5.

You're game is lame son. You have nothing new to say. Think of some new material in between sucking dick and flipping burgers.

BB.

[GeorgeMason]

1. Before Chriss come here 'cocksucker' was a word for a good woman. Now its a word for a bad man.

2. Last time Chriss in prison they take his prostetic legs away leaving him only 4 feet tall. He was the purfect height tall to be the prison cocksucker.

3. Chriss like to wear fingernail Polish so when he jerk his noodle it looks like a girl is doing it. Sometime he forgets to wear the Polish and he think another man is jerking his noodle. He likes that even better.

4. I ask Chriss if he suck my dick if I washed it. He say no. So he must really be a dirty cocksucker.

5. How can you tell if you end up in Chriss's bar? Even the pool tables don't have balls.

6. Years ago Chriss star of a gay TV show. It was called Leave It -- Its Beaver.

7. Ever time Chriss go to Diary Queen he order a penis butter parfait.

8. What you call a pimple on Chriss ass? A brain tumor.

9. Why do Chriss eat beans ever Friday? So he can have a bubble bath on Saturday.

10. Why do Chriss not eat M&Ms? He get tired of trying to peel them.

11. Chriss start out as a 'hobo'. Then he decide he want to be a 'homo'. Reason is a hobo has no friends and a homo has friends up the ass.

12. Chriss and his boyfriend make so much noise having sex that neighbors nicknamed Chriss the 'Demon of Screamin'.

13. Chriss is really one of a pair of gay irish twins. They real names are Ben Dover and Phil McAvity.

14. Last month Chriss put a nicotine patch on his dick. Now he down to only 3 butts a week.

15. Chriss got catch by police last night when he with his boyfriend. Charge was cocksucking in public with intent to swallow.

16. I ask Chriss what difference of gay men and jello? He say jello come in more than 1 flavor.

17. What did Chriss say to the gay man he meet in the bar? Your face or mine?

18. What did Chriss say to his gay boyfriend? The girls be right, we do taste like chicken.

Ever one please tell me what ones are your favorites!

[Chris5]

#18696.

BuffGuy111.

Senior Member.

Posts: 432.

Bella BBW.

Had to go see her again. This time she offered to make breakfast for me as I was hungry. As usual her service was impeccable then went off to make breakfast while I kick back and watched some tv. I ate and was on my way. No upsell on anything for the breakfast but I had to throw in a few more for the kind gesture. Great service and food. I will be repeating. Guys if you give her a heads up she will go out her way to make you happy from food to Greece!

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...esbbw/14102617

BG111.

Dude are you fucking serious? What was the purpose of this review of a backpage chick you have seen multiple times. In your review you say you were hungry and she offered to cook you breakfast, while you kicked back and watched fucking tv! While encouraging other mongers to run to this FAT chick for her to cook for them as well! This is the problem here with silly ass Orlando Mongers! The only thing you should do is show up, get your dick sucked, fuck her, bust a nut, pull up your pants and LEAVE! You asshole Orlando Mongers are pathetic!

Chris5.

[Chris5]

Christina5 you are a punk ass cocksucker plain and simple. Be thankful you have your computer to act tough on and your 30 dollar hookers to feel powerful. Bottom line is you are a fucking coward. I'm 100 percent sure that you've sucked more than a few dicks. Why don't you get off this site betch!

BB.

Get your head out of Billy Boy Asshole and try dating a WOMAN!! Lmao!! You seem very angry and hostile towards Chris5. My advice to you Bacon Boy is to either move to boy's town or go to the highest skyscraper in Boston and take the elevator to the rooftop and simply JUMP!! Just get it over with GAY man!! I'll be sure to pay a visit to the cemetery and take a HUGE shit right on your tombstone asshole! LOL!

Chris5.

[Chris5]

You're not bored of me you are bored of not understanding my posts you moron.

Everyone knows I have kicked your as from Boston to Orlando but don't go quitting on me now you pussy. Take your beatings like a man, you deserve them.

Calm down you fucking Faggot! You're in Boston in a fucking blizzard so I understand the hostility. You need To switch to pussy instead of dick and get laid GAY boy.

I Immediately call for you to retire your account.

Chris5.

[BillyBaloney]

You got it right BB.

Chriss and TH make so much noise when porking each another that neighbors now call Chriss the "Demon of Screamin"! HA ha.

Thats fucking funny George, thanks. I knew I had seen Chris in a movie but couldn't put my finger on it, your DoS reference helped.

Chris in the woods: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRxUbv90lLI.

[Member #5013]

I couldn't make this shit up if I tried. Thank you!!

So do you two get a room and circle jerk each other while patting each others backs?

TH " you're the best monger Chrissy!

C5 " No, you are TH".

Camera pulls back as they start to blow each other.

* Ok, I admit I added the "my lover" part! LMAO.

CHRIS5 is a sausage smoker! LOL!

I knew you had skeletons in your closet you sick fuck.

You're a homo!

LOL!

BB.

[BillyBaloney]

#2752.

BillyBaloney.

Regular Member.

Posts: 84.

Chrissy, did you miss this one?

Originally Posted by BillyBaloney.

Hey, when I go to Orlando in March I plan to hook up with Savanna. Of course I will pass her screening and have no issue with her reasonable donation amount. Since you and I are buds if you want I will mail you the used condom. We all know that is about as close to fucking her as you will ever get.

BTG.

What cat got your sore infested tongue?

This will be probably my last response to you Billy Boy. I will be honest with you GAY man. You are not interesting at all. I find you boring. I have very few special people on this board that get my undivided attention. Unfortunately for you cocksucker you're not one!! So goodbye Faggot!

Members that always have my full attention.

Camera3, YragFag, and that Boston gay boy Bacon Boy. Who I will get to retire his account very soon as he is GAY as fuck!

Chris5.

You're not bored of me you are bored of not understanding my posts you moron.

Everyone knows I have kicked your as from Boston to Orlando but don't go quitting on me now you pussy. Take your beatings like a man, you deserve them.

[Member #5013]

#2752.

BillyBaloney.

Regular Member.

Posts: 84.

Chrissy, did you miss this one?

Originally Posted by BillyBaloney.

Hey, when I go to Orlando in March I plan to hook up with Savanna. Of course I will pass her screening and have no issue with her reasonable donation amount. Since you and I are buds if you want I will mail you the used condom. We all know that is about as close to fucking her as you will ever get.

BTG.

What cat got your sore infested tongue?

This will be probably my last response to you Billy Boy. I will be honest with you GAY man. You are not interesting at all. I find you boring. I have very few special people on this board that get my undivided attention. Unfortunately for you cocksucker you're not one!! So goodbye Faggot!

Members that always have my full attention.

Camera3, YragFag, and that Boston gay boy Bacon Boy. Who I will get to retire his account very soon as he is GAY as fuck!

Chris5.

Christina5 you are a punk ass cocksucker plain and simple. Be thankful you have your computer to act tough on and your 30 dollar hookers to feel powerful. Bottom line is you are a fucking coward. I'm 100 percent sure that you've sucked more than a few dicks. Why don't you get off this site betch!

BB.

[GeorgeMason]

What PURE entertainment this Rat Trap provides. The monger crowd from Boston now hammering Sissy Chrissy 5 on here. Have at it guys, us locals have exposed him and repudiated him for the past year and quite frankly we are tired of it and him. LOVE the fake accent poster making great strides in abusing Sissy too! Jazak, shut the fuck up already unless you have more abuse to dump upon Sissy Chrissy 5, your ONLY value to this board.

What make entertain so great is how often in Chriss posts that his mouth start racing before his mind even get in the car. Ha ha.

[GeorgeMason]

I couldn't make this shit up if I tried. Thank you!!

So do you two get a room and circle jerk each other while patting each others backs?

TH " you're the best monger Chrissy!

C5 " No, you are TH".

Camera pulls back as they start to blow each other.

* Ok, I admit I added the "my lover" part! LMAO.

You got it right BB.

Chriss and TH make so much noise when porking each another that neighbors now call Chriss the "Demon of Screamin"! HA ha.

[GeorgeMason]

I'm guessing that won't be up long once guys start calling and showing up then running away as fast as they can. She is definitely not a BP girl anymore maybe 2 yrs ago but now her body is covered in scabs and her face too. A few days ago I opted for headache relief cause when she pulled her pants down scabs we're peeling and falling off. She also has this littlie beard on the left side of her face where you can see the hairs under all the makeup. I watch those porn videps and it gives me the itch to go see her but then I get there and am reminded that she is no longer that pornstar. Also not even in my top 5 of bjs. I have a streetwalker I posted about months ago Tiffany on Edgewater she is my go to girl I'm going to ask if I can share digits cause she hits me up everyday and is a excellent provider.

Say it aint true. She one of Chriss like-a-model girls. Ha ha.

He problly seen so many scabs in his time that it don't even register any more. All his white like-a-model girls look the same to him. Ha ha.

Chriss don't mind scab. He say they all fall off in time. He really like the creme center when you suck them off. Ha ha.

[DreamForever]

So she admit she see Chriss.

A=B, B=C, then A=C.

Swag see Chriss, and Chriss see SW, then Swag is SW.

Poor girl.

Probably is streeet walker, drop dead chris.

[Chris5]

#2752.

BillyBaloney.

Regular Member.

Posts: 84.

Chrissy, did you miss this one?

Originally Posted by BillyBaloney.

Hey, when I go to Orlando in March I plan to hook up with Savanna. Of course I will pass her screening and have no issue with her reasonable donation amount. Since you and I are buds if you want I will mail you the used condom. We all know that is about as close to fucking her as you will ever get.

BTG.

What cat got your sore infested tongue?

This will be probably my last response to you Billy Boy. I will be honest with you GAY man. You are not interesting at all. I find you boring. I have very few special people on this board that get my undivided attention. Unfortunately for you cocksucker you're not one!! So goodbye Faggot!

Members that always have my full attention.

Camera3, YragFag, and that Boston gay boy Bacon Boy. Who I will get to retire his account very soon as he is GAY as fuck!

Chris5.

[Chris5]

The Truth About Bacon Boy From Boston Massachusetts.

After going back several pages reviewing your POST history I have come to realize what I already knew. That you are a worthless GAY piece of shit. I could not find ANY actual reviews of women that you have done. ZERO! Not even a Boston street walker? You're completely useless to this board. I am so glad you're there in blizzard Boston and not the sunshine state. This board is for contributors who seek women to fuck! You're contributed ZERO! I wish I could take a long piss down your throat. There is ZERO doubt in my mind that you are a worthless GAY man masquerading on this great forum. I call for you to immediately terminate your account on this great forum and move to San Francisco which is where you belong.

LOSER.

Chris5.