The Rat Trap

**BillyBaloney** · 01-24-16 17:24

Originally Posted by Chris5 [View Original Post]

#2752.

BillyBaloney.

Regular Member.

Posts: 84.

Chrissy, did you miss this one?

Originally Posted by BillyBaloney.

Hey, when I go to Orlando in March I plan to hook up with Savanna. Of course I will pass her screening and have no issue with her reasonable donation amount. Since you and I are buds if you want I will mail you the used condom. We all know that is about as close to fucking her as you will ever get.

BTG.

What cat got your sore infested tongue?

This will be probably my last response to you Billy Boy. I will be honest with you GAY man. You are not interesting at all. I find you boring. I have very few special people on this board that get my undivided attention. Unfortunately for you cocksucker you're not one!! So goodbye Faggot!

Members that always have my full attention.

Camera3, YragFag, and that Boston gay boy Bacon Boy. Who I will get to retire his account very soon as he is GAY as fuck!

Chris5.

You're not bored of me you are bored of not understanding my posts you moron.

Everyone knows I have kicked your as from Boston to Orlando but don't go quitting on me now you pussy. Take your beatings like a man, you deserve them.

**Member #5013** · 01-24-16 16:27

Originally Posted by Chris5 [View Original Post]

#2752.

BillyBaloney.

Regular Member.

Posts: 84.

Chrissy, did you miss this one?

Originally Posted by BillyBaloney.

Hey, when I go to Orlando in March I plan to hook up with Savanna. Of course I will pass her screening and have no issue with her reasonable donation amount. Since you and I are buds if you want I will mail you the used condom. We all know that is about as close to fucking her as you will ever get.

BTG.

What cat got your sore infested tongue?

This will be probably my last response to you Billy Boy. I will be honest with you GAY man. You are not interesting at all. I find you boring. I have very few special people on this board that get my undivided attention. Unfortunately for you cocksucker you're not one!! So goodbye Faggot!

Members that always have my full attention.

Camera3, YragFag, and that Boston gay boy Bacon Boy. Who I will get to retire his account very soon as he is GAY as fuck!

Chris5.

Christina5 you are a punk ass cocksucker plain and simple. Be thankful you have your computer to act tough on and your 30 dollar hookers to feel powerful. Bottom line is you are a fucking coward. I'm 100 percent sure that you've sucked more than a few dicks. Why don't you get off this site betch!

BB.

**GeorgeMason** · 01-24-16 13:07

Originally Posted by AncientOne [View Original Post]

What PURE entertainment this Rat Trap provides. The monger crowd from Boston now hammering Sissy Chrissy 5 on here. Have at it guys, us locals have exposed him and repudiated him for the past year and quite frankly we are tired of it and him. LOVE the fake accent poster making great strides in abusing Sissy too! Jazak, shut the fuck up already unless you have more abuse to dump upon Sissy Chrissy 5, your ONLY value to this board.

What make entertain so great is how often in Chriss posts that his mouth start racing before his mind even get in the car. Ha ha.

**GeorgeMason** · 01-24-16 13:00

Originally Posted by BillyBaloney [View Original Post]

I couldn't make this shit up if I tried. Thank you!!

So do you two get a room and circle jerk each other while patting each others backs?

TH " you're the best monger Chrissy!

C5 " No, you are TH".

Camera pulls back as they start to blow each other.

* Ok, I admit I added the "my lover" part! LMAO.

You got it right BB.

Chriss and TH make so much noise when porking each another that neighbors now call Chriss the "Demon of Screamin"! HA ha.

**GeorgeMason** · 01-24-16 12:50

Originally Posted by MackMaine [View Original Post]

I'm guessing that won't be up long once guys start calling and showing up then running away as fast as they can. She is definitely not a BP girl anymore maybe 2 yrs ago but now her body is covered in scabs and her face too. A few days ago I opted for headache relief cause when she pulled her pants down scabs we're peeling and falling off. She also has this littlie beard on the left side of her face where you can see the hairs under all the makeup. I watch those porn videps and it gives me the itch to go see her but then I get there and am reminded that she is no longer that pornstar. Also not even in my top 5 of bjs. I have a streetwalker I posted about months ago Tiffany on Edgewater she is my go to girl I'm going to ask if I can share digits cause she hits me up everyday and is a excellent provider.

Say it aint true. She one of Chriss like-a-model girls. Ha ha.

He problly seen so many scabs in his time that it don't even register any more. All his white like-a-model girls look the same to him. Ha ha.

Chriss don't mind scab. He say they all fall off in time. He really like the creme center when you suck them off. Ha ha.

**DreamForever** · 01-23-16 22:00

Originally Posted by GeorgeMason [View Original Post]

So she admit she see Chriss.

A=B, B=C, then A=C.

Swag see Chriss, and Chriss see SW, then Swag is SW.

Poor girl.

Probably is streeet walker, drop dead chris.

**Chris5** · 01-23-16 21:34

#2752.

BillyBaloney.

Regular Member.

Posts: 84.

Chrissy, did you miss this one?

Originally Posted by BillyBaloney.

Hey, when I go to Orlando in March I plan to hook up with Savanna. Of course I will pass her screening and have no issue with her reasonable donation amount. Since you and I are buds if you want I will mail you the used condom. We all know that is about as close to fucking her as you will ever get.

BTG.

What cat got your sore infested tongue?

This will be probably my last response to you Billy Boy. I will be honest with you GAY man. You are not interesting at all. I find you boring. I have very few special people on this board that get my undivided attention. Unfortunately for you cocksucker you're not one!! So goodbye Faggot!

Members that always have my full attention.

Camera3, YragFag, and that Boston gay boy Bacon Boy. Who I will get to retire his account very soon as he is GAY as fuck!

Chris5.

**Chris5** · 01-23-16 21:06

The Truth About Bacon Boy From Boston Massachusetts.

After going back several pages reviewing your POST history I have come to realize what I already knew. That you are a worthless GAY piece of shit. I could not find ANY actual reviews of women that you have done. ZERO! Not even a Boston street walker? You're completely useless to this board. I am so glad you're there in blizzard Boston and not the sunshine state. This board is for contributors who seek women to fuck! You're contributed ZERO! I wish I could take a long piss down your throat. There is ZERO doubt in my mind that you are a worthless GAY man masquerading on this great forum. I call for you to immediately terminate your account on this great forum and move to San Francisco which is where you belong.

LOSER.

Chris5.

**TrailHunter** · 01-23-16 20:48

Originally Posted by BillyBaloney [View Original Post]

I couldn't make this shit up if I tried. Thank you!!

So do you two get a room and circle jerk each other while patting each others backs?

TH " you're the best monger Chrissy!

C5 " No, you are TH".

Camera pulls back as they start to blow each other.

* Ok, I admit I added the "my lover" part! LMAO.

You baastard LOL.

**BillyBaloney** · 01-23-16 20:24

I couldn't make this shit up if I tried. Thank you!!

Originally Posted by TrailHunter [View Original Post]

I've got to know him personally. We've shared info that I will keep secret and take with me to my grave. And let me tell you mongers this man has a heart, he cares. I want to publicly thank him for all his hard work and endless contributions to the Orlando SW thread. He deserves to be called a LEGEND. You guys know him as Chris5 , and he is affectionately known by me as Bro, my friend, my lover*.

So do you two get a room and circle jerk each other while patting each others backs?

TH " you're the best monger Chrissy!

C5 " No, you are TH".

Camera pulls back as they start to blow each other.

* Ok, I admit I added the "my lover" part! LMAO.

**GeorgeMason** · 01-23-16 11:51

Originally Posted by Swaganna [View Original Post]

You are such a creeper. If read his posts he does talk about over paying for pussy, he is saying that why would he spend that much when he can get it for 30 $ on trail? I will say when I saw C5 I extended my travelers discount I extend to.

My regular clients that still travel to see me from orlando and he not only declined but left the full rate that's advertised.

Swags.

So she admit she see Chriss.

A=B, B=C, then A=C.

Swag see Chriss, and Chriss see SW, then Swag is SW.

Poor girl.

**BillyBaloney** · 01-22-16 17:56

Originally Posted by Chris5 [View Original Post]

No one can whine and complain like little girls without being gay.

Chris5.

Doesn't this statement then make you the gayest of them all? LMAO.

What do Chris and an ambulance have in common?

The both get loaded in the rear and go "whaa, whaa, whaa".

**Chris5** · 01-22-16 17:42

Swags this pos is a fucking LOSER! He continues texting my hobby phone trying to borrow 40 buck's!! LOL! Also he's a REAL tough guy. Claims he part of a biker gang. LOL! Wow I'm scared to death Savanna. Lmao! Sounds like a freaking red neck. Ignore this LOSER Savanna.

Chris5.

**Chris5** · 01-22-16 14:58

This asshole asks me for digits to a street walker who I posted about but says he doesn't post reviews? Then has the nerve to ask for ANOTHER chicks number who I reviewed yesterday! Listen you dumb motherfucker MasEutption, I don't bust my ass out on the trail everyday just to feed your punk ass digits and you don't POST a review! If I give out digits I expect and demand a fucking review! You are now cut off from my valuable intel motherfucker! And trust when I saw a know TONS of fine ass street girl's! How DUMB can theses Orlando MONGER be?

Smh.

Chris5.

**AncientOne** · 01-22-16 11:46

Originally Posted by Baconbits [View Original Post]

Swags,

Some of us are wondering if Chris5 ever saw you as he has a mommy complex for you?

Also, feel free to come to Boston as all of us here have heard great things about you.

BB.

Sissy Chrissy 5 and Swags had a TORRID love affair (supposedly) and both posted relentlessly on here, declaring their LOVE for each other. Made us all sick. I personally vomited in my mouth numerous times reading those posts. Rumor has it that Sissy even drove out to Daytona Beach and sprung for a fancy dinner at Dennys as a prelude to win her heart. LOL. Nobody knows the real story as to how their love affair suddenly got extinguished but I suspect that Sissy Chrissy 5 never actually coughed up the coin that Swag (reasonably) demands. They seem to have bitter feelings towards each other now.