Massage Parlor Reports

[Whamster123]

Anyone know of any providers in the south loop or by the Uic area?

[CoolPatrick]

I can confirm this. She is gorgeous and does give good service. But if your looking for more than a HJ finish for an hour massage, then you're going to spend well over $$$ and leave feeling very ripped off.

Last time she was in town, she offered foot job and reviews from the other site seemed to indicated a good quality service of such a kink. Her posts were pretty normal, even the one on the other site recently.

My. 02 about pricing: the hr rate is the key / base. It's normal to have a more expensive MPD (minute per dollar) rate for 30 minutes as compared to 60 minutes, given the amount of prep she should do over the same period of work hours with all short appointments. For 90 or 120 minutes, it's normal to have the same MPD for 60 minutes.

Sometimes, the MPD for 90 minutes can be better given the round-up. For example: 250-1 hr, 350-1. 5 hr and 500-2 hrs. It's doable to prepare 375 in a envelope, but asking 350 just makes the counting easier.

Better situation would be the MPD is getting better with longer times. This is actually mutually beneficial, since providers have fewer preps for fewer meetings over the same period of work hours; and have better chance to retain repeats, and clients would be more inclined to book longer given the incentives. For example: 250-1 hr, and 450-2 hrs.

I can accept the pricing for 90 minutes session being slightly off due to wrong math or the ease of counting bills. But from a business / marketing standpoint, having more expensive MPD for multiple hours is just non-sense.

[Old Biker]

Will be in the area next week, I'm looking for a mature outcall provider in the area. Any recommendations? I will not have a vehicle so I am limited to outcall or a short cab ride.

Thanks!

[Explorer8]

I have had a good dream with Senina aka Vivian. Good value for the money. Would go back.

You'll find several good Chinatown service options. For my money, I'd recommend you call Vivian (formerly with Senina, WW and Yun Ping) at Macau Spa at 27th and Wentworth for your table shower, excellent massage and sensual pleasure. Storefront is relatively new and welcoming. Here's link to her ad: http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/thp/5412210397.html.

Other surefire options are Mercy (2nd floor next to fire station) on 22nd and Wentworth and Unwind on 23rd and Moon on Canal. Place the 'tip' money you want to spend on a table in your room and you'll need not negotiate services.

I've recently heard that Jin Ding on Archer near Walgreens (next door to Yun Ping) has an attractive new therapist named Lola.

Hope this helps!

[AuggieDoggie]

Any AMPs you could recommend in Chinatown? I love the table showers so that's a must. Have never ventured into Chinatown and am thinking its probably good area since the Chinese isolate themselves very well. PM me some info.

You'll find several good Chinatown service options. For my money, I'd recommend you call Vivian (formerly with Senina, WW and Yun Ping) at Macau Spa at 27th and Wentworth for your table shower, excellent massage and sensual pleasure. Storefront is relatively new and welcoming. Here's link to her ad: http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/thp/5412210397.html.

Other surefire options are Mercy (2nd floor next to fire station) on 22nd and Wentworth and Unwind on 23rd and Moon on Canal. Place the 'tip' money you want to spend on a table in your room and you'll need not negotiate services.

I've recently heard that Jin Ding on Archer near Walgreens (next door to Yun Ping) has an attractive new therapist named Lola.

Hope this helps!

[GotMilf]

I'm not going to seriously argue against your point. Also her math is dead wrong because 220 * 1. 5 = 330 so why pay 360 for 90 minutes?

However, I will mention that she does have a few things going for her. Out of curiosity, I saw this provider more than a year ago for 60 minutes / 220. While her massage was average, she has a completely banging body, and her standard HE was delivered in a quasi-69 position (kinda interesting), but featuring *by far* the most perfect, beautiful lady bits that I have ever had shoved up in my face. I mean, I'm looking at pussy and asshole and thinking "these can't be photoshopped, they're right in front of me" type of quality. And I've seen more than a few in my time. Of course, it was an upcharge to do anything but look at them, so your point is pretty valid, and I didn't repeat because once was enough and the price point is not quite right, as you say. I just thought I'd give a data point in case anyone is eager to spend extra dough for quality look-sees.

I can confirm this. She is gorgeous and does give good service. But if your looking for more than a HJ finish for an hour massage, then you're going to spend well over $$$ and leave feeling very ripped off.

[UBeMyFriend99]

Any AMPs you could recommend in Chinatown? I love the table showers so that's a must. Have never ventured into Chinatown and am thinking its probably good area since the Chinese isolate themselves very well. PM me some info.

Try Moon spa. There is one attached on the same building right around the corner. Hit or miss there if any extras are offered. There is about 6 in Chinatown area. Not all have TS though (Moon spa does). I have been meaning to try Unwind Spa but haven't yet. Goodluck, let us know hoe it goes.

Ube.

[Amplify]

Any AMPs you could recommend in Chinatown? I love the table showers so that's a must. Have never ventured into Chinatown and am thinking its probably good area since the Chinese isolate themselves very well. PM me some info.

[AgingMonger]

Take a look at this one. Donation is ONLY 180 for the half hr, and 220 for the hr. For extended sessions, a 90 min session is 360. Cash ONLY. NON NEGOTIABLE. LMAO.

http://chicago.backpage.com/Therapeu...n-chi/25778489

This chicks have ALL lost their minds.

I'm not going to seriously argue against your point. Also her math is dead wrong because 220 * 1. 5 = 330 so why pay 360 for 90 minutes?

However, I will mention that she does have a few things going for her. Out of curiosity, I saw this provider more than a year ago for 60 minutes / 220. While her massage was average, she has a completely banging body, and her standard HE was delivered in a quasi-69 position (kinda interesting), but featuring *by far* the most perfect, beautiful lady bits that I have ever had shoved up in my face. I mean, I'm looking at pussy and asshole and thinking "these can't be photoshopped, they're right in front of me" type of quality. And I've seen more than a few in my time. Of course, it was an upcharge to do anything but look at them, so your point is pretty valid, and I didn't repeat because once was enough and the price point is not quite right, as you say. I just thought I'd give a data point in case anyone is eager to spend extra dough for quality look-sees.

[Gamma P]

Stopped in to see if things changed over there, and I didn't see the curtain rooms or papasan. Drew Ada and got nowhere.

Did you go to the "New Sun Kiss Spa of China Town", on Canal?

[TenderFoot1]

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...-8626/33558330

I went here today and had a great time! The massage was more on the light and sensual side, definitely no where near therapeutic. The provider is the one that's wearing all black. A bit on the thicker side, huge rack! Standard finish and topless. Have fun!

I second that review and also had an enjoyable time.

[Wenger]

Take a look at this one. Donation is ONLY 180 for the half hr, and 220 for the hr. For extended sessions, a 90 min session is 360. Cash ONLY. NON NEGOTIABLE. LMAO.

http://chicago.backpage.com/Therapeu...n-chi/25778489

This chicks have ALL lost their minds.

According to her site no oral or FS available. But she takes bitcoin.

[Lokkin4]

For all you mongers that get enamored by the young cute ones, take notice of how this was played. This is exactly what everyone should handle a situation like this. Well done!

Take a look at this one. Donation is ONLY 180 for the half hr, and 220 for the hr. For extended sessions, a 90 min session is 360. Cash ONLY. NON NEGOTIABLE. LMAO.

http://chicago.backpage.com/Therapeu...n-chi/25778489

This chicks have ALL lost their minds.

[TenderFoot1]

I'm looking for a MT with really big tits and more of bbw. I normally monger in NWI and haven't been out Chicago way in some time. I want to say Okidoki had a girl like that years ago? I know it's kind of an overly specific request but I'm getting bored with the same experience every time. Thank you, gentlemen.

Here's one for you. At least the big jugs part.

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ls-up/33474792

[Corncob]

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...-8626/33558330

I went here today and had a great time! The massage was more on the light and sensual side, definitely no where near therapeutic. The provider is the one that's wearing all black. A bit on the thicker side, huge rack! Standard finish and topless. Have fun!

I went here last week, Veronica was a stone cold stunner! ASked me if I knew what Russian was, LOL, she said let me show you and that was it from there! Will be back!