Massage Parlor Reports

[AlexYummy187]

Swung by Friday evening and noticed one too many squad cars (3) and uniformed cops (6) in the lot where this joint is at thinking it got raided, but those bastards were just dining in the restaurant right next to it. Decided not to take any chances and just drove out. Hopefully they don't raid this place.

Is that this one?

http://longbeach.backpage.com/BodyRu...06-22/43023655

[KimDdoim]

Thanks Mondo, Bella sounds awesome.

East Hollywood is a little far for me, but I know it seems to be an epicenter of massage talent and AMPs are younger there in my several times when I have ventured. In West LA to LAX, the massage scene seems to be more frustrating here and leading me back to hx LOL. But I certainly am open and very much welcome wise guidance.

I appreciate your comments on age relativity, I'm early middle age. I wouldn't mind 40+ provider who gives great massage and happy endings, but I find it so weird that the ancients give both the lackluster massage and bad happy ending.

Man, I'm mid 20's and ended up getting a HE from a woman around 60 years old of age. She was relatively good looking for her age, not fat or ugly anything, but she was just way too old. Not exaggerating when I say I've been traumatized by the experience. The HJ itself were good but I just can't stomach the fact that I got a HJ from such an old woman.

How common are experiences like this? Not sure how I can get over this trauma.

[SeanTime53]

Hey ST 53.

I read your post and I know how it is. I take it you are on the younger side.

Thing is on this site a lot of us mongers are on the older side.

So, what might seem old and not acceptable for your taste might be just fine for an older monger.

I agree and it would be a great idea to have a thread about providers age for us to post about.

I for one when posting give out info on an approximate age of the provider I'm posting about, since I know older providers are not what some mongers here look for.

Maybe you can start a new thread about provider's age and it would take off, like I mentioned before I think it's a good idea although sometimes with Asian women it's hard to tell an approximate age.

BTW, since you ask about a HE with a young provider, read my post about Bella.

She told me she's 26 and I believe her and she provides a sensual HE / HJ.

Mondo.

Thanks Mondo, Bella sounds awesome.

East Hollywood is a little far for me, but I know it seems to be an epicenter of massage talent and AMPs are younger there in my several times when I have ventured. In West LA to LAX, the massage scene seems to be more frustrating here and leading me back to hx LOL. But I certainly am open and very much welcome wise guidance.

I appreciate your comments on age relativity, I'm early middle age. I wouldn't mind 40+ provider who gives great massage and happy endings, but I find it so weird that the ancients give both the lackluster massage and bad happy ending.

[SeanTime53]

Was that the upstairs place? Because I had a super hottie a couple months back at the downstairs place. (reported in Santa Monica forum).

Hey Willie23,

It was at the one story building across from WF, but a hottie nearby sounds awesome. Please pm at your convenience.

Thanks,

Sean.

[The Tall Man]

Thank you Tall Man.

Sorry I forgot: How about the ages and are the girls asians? What's the looks?

Appreciate your help.

Well from about 15 of my visits there over the past 2. 5 years 80% were Asians in the 28 to 35 yo range and the other have been white girls about 25 to 30 yo. Hope this helps, so just go try and you might be pleasantly surprised.

The Tall Man.

[Wicked1]

Swung by Friday evening and noticed one too many squad cars (3) and uniformed cops (6) in the lot where this joint is at thinking it got raided, but those bastards were just dining in the restaurant right next to it. Decided not to take any chances and just drove out. Hopefully they don't raid this place.

No problems I've heard of. They have some smoking hot girls working there.

[Bbbjcifcim]

Well September 2015 was that last visit I had at HT but if I recall the standard. 50 to enter and 1. 0 to the girl. Depending on the day of week the choice is limited to 2 or 3 at most girls, IMHO however every time I have visited over the past 2. 5 years has left me satisfied.

The Tall Man.

Thank you Tall Man.

Sorry I forgot: How about the ages and are the girls asians? What's the looks?

Appreciate your help.

[Mondo72]

Thanks for the laughs, that was the best comedy report I've seen in years. La AMPs are retirement home shows 70% of the time, and we should all take such care to write up these tragic comedies more often. Maybe someone can create an ancients and youth map so we can chart where the under 35 year olds might work.

This week I also visited an AMP / dinosaur retirement home near pricey organics on lincoln, had a session with a retiree, breath could have passed for a corpse, hands were lizard like, and throughout I alternated thinking about how dirty everything was and how sad humans are. This sadness was despite the fact that I walked in after a great day. Once again, a mediocre regular massage and self finish would have been way better.

I especially welcome and would appreciate any tips on decent massages with HE from under 35 year olds!

Hey ST 53.

I read your post and I know how it is. I take it you are on the younger side.

Thing is on this site a lot of us mongers are on the older side.

So, what might seem old and not acceptable for your taste might be just fine for an older monger.

I agree and it would be a great idea to have a thread about providers age for us to post about.

I for one when posting give out info on an approximate age of the provider I'm posting about, since I know older providers are not what some mongers here look for.

Maybe you can start a new thread about provider's age and it would take off, like I mentioned before I think it's a good idea although sometimes with Asian women it's hard to tell an approximate age.

BTW, since you ask about a HE with a young provider, read my post about Bella.

She told me she's 26 and I believe her and she provides a sensual HE / HJ.

Mondo.

[Stickens]

I especially welcome and would appreciate any tips on decent massages with HE from under 35 year olds!

I'm still fairly new to this, but I did get pretty lucky at a Thai place near Hollywood. Massage was amazing, masseuse was very cute and friendly. She may have been 19, with a funky hair color. She asked $. 6 for a HE, and I obliged because the massage was great, she drew out the HE by stopping and starting, and the look of accomplishment and satisfaction on her face after was delightful.

[Willie23]

Thanks for the laughs, that was the best comedy report I've seen in years. La AMPs are retirement home shows 70% of the time, and we should all take such care to write up these tragic comedies more often. Maybe someone can create an ancients and youth map so we can chart where the under 35 year olds might work.

This week I also visited an AMP / dinosaur retirement home near pricey organics on lincoln, had a session with a retiree, breath could have passed for a corpse, hands were lizard like, and throughout I alternated thinking about how dirty everything was and how sad humans are. This sadness was despite the fact that I walked in after a great day. Once again, a mediocre regular massage and self finish would have been way better.

I especially welcome and would appreciate any tips on decent massages with HE from under 35 year olds!

Was that the upstairs place? Because I had a super hottie a couple months back at the downstairs place. (reported in Santa Monica forum).

[SeanTime53]

Thanks for the laughs, that was the best comedy report I've seen in years. La AMPs are retirement home shows 70% of the time, and we should all take such care to write up these tragic comedies more often. Maybe someone can create an ancients and youth map so we can chart where the under 35 year olds might work.

This week I also visited an AMP / dinosaur retirement home near pricey organics on lincoln, had a session with a retiree, breath could have passed for a corpse, hands were lizard like, and throughout I alternated thinking about how dirty everything was and how sad humans are. This sadness was despite the fact that I walked in after a great day. Once again, a mediocre regular massage and self finish would have been way better.

I especially welcome and would appreciate any tips on decent massages with HE from under 35 year olds!

Haven't posted too much, forgive me if this is too explicit.

I've had some luck at the old location, HE on my first visit, and CBJ the second, and both times I saw a gorgeous, young, slightly chubby Korean girl that I was very interested in seeing. Their backpage ad says "we moved," so I figured it was up to me to follow.

New space is way better. At the old location, you pretty much had to walk through a cell phone store while trying not to make eye contact with the workers before you can open the door into a tiny back room. At this location, Mamasan took my hand and made the giggling noises they tend to make, as she walked me to my room. Massage was $. 4 which I paid up front.

I stripped down, got on the table and waited. Then mamasan walked in, and I heard the sad trombone from the price is right. She's a nice enough lady, but for me to even get the vibe that she was 60, meant she was probably closer to 70. The massage was pretty poor. It didn't hurt or anything, but it was more like an oily backrub than anything else. She did take her time, which I guess was nice.

I just wasn't feeling it at all. On the flip, I started asking if it would be possible to get a 4 hand. Like please bring in another girl, preferably half your age, so we can make some magic. No luck. She just kind of grabbed Mr. Floppy who may as well have been in a coma.

As much as I wasn't into it, and told myself before not to buy any extras unless she was hot, it's kinda hard when you're naked and a woman's got her hand on your junk. Finally she said for $1 I give you BJ.

F it. I say. Why not? I hand her the dough and it's off to the races. She straight up attacked it. Good depth, and no cover, but she was going faster than I wanted. I grabbed her head with both hands to slow her down, but she couldn't take the instruction. Alright you want this to be over quick, I can help you out. I took a stronger grip, and proceeded to jackhammer her face. She took it like a champ. I don't think you can make it as long as she has without knowing how to handle a rough BJ.

Finished up, she brought me a hot towel and I cleaned up and left.

All in all, it was $1. 5 (I didn't ask for my change from the. 4 massage) for an aggressive BBJ with CIM from a relatively good looking, if ancient Chinese lady. I didn't feel rushed, but if I went back, I'd probably ask for someone else. Maybe it's better if you call to set up an appointment.

[The Tall Man]

Any hint about the cost and the choice of WL?

Thanks.

Well September 2015 was that last visit I had at HT but if I recall the standard. 50 to enter and 1. 0 to the girl. Depending on the day of week the choice is limited to 2 or 3 at most girls, IMHO however every time I have visited over the past 2. 5 years has left me satisfied.

The Tall Man.

[Dokkebi]

Aside from west therapy, there arent many establishments that offer those services as a matter of store policy. You can get those services potentially at any FS location, but those services are usually incurred through multiple visits and building rapport with certain girls. But if you're after something a little more than just the whambamthankyouma'am, you should look for a good aamp girl, which usually come with a premium, typically at least $250 for the hour.

Agree. Wish WH had not closed down but the girls there were the best. For the most part they were more than willing to provide the true GFE. Forget the name of the gal worked at WH, but the girl w / all the tattoos was the best I've had. Don't know where she was off to after WH closed down.

[Member #5014]

Swung by Friday evening and noticed one too many squad cars (3) and uniformed cops (6) in the lot where this joint is at thinking it got raided, but those bastards were just dining in the restaurant right next to it. Decided not to take any chances and just drove out. Hopefully they don't raid this place.

[RyanPizone]

Long time lurker and monger. First post.

Hit up Sakura on SM late night on a Friday or Saturday. On a really busy street but discreet parking on back. Was met by Mamasan at front door thought of leaving since she was a bit older. Decided, fuck it let's see what happens. $50 to grandma and was shown to a room. Few minutes later a hot ass kgirl walks in. Tight body, super short skirt and heels on. She begins a really bad massage. Eventually climbs on top of the bed, sit on my back and begins rubbing her pussy on my back. I thoguht, that's enough. Turned around. She asked what I was looking for, opted for BJ, she grabbed the CBJ and went to town. Unfortunately I was carrying a loaded gun and busted in a matter of 2 minutes, can't really say if the BJ was good or not. I was just too quick. I was hoping for another pop since no more than 15 minutes had passed. She took rubber off, cleaned me up and left. Came back shortly after for a very lame massage and that was it. In all I have to say she was pretty hot so I would go back and hope to last a bit longer to truly evaluate her skills. 80 Tip.