Massage Parlor Reports

[Truthfu11]

I hope you realize that this is a guy.

Oh, he is such a cute one, though!

[PussyPoker]

http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/thp/5390281716.html

I hope you realize that this is a guy.

[BenBeck]

Many times I've left with the evidence wrapped up neatly (after tying it off) in a paper towel or tissue. Nowadays its just proper etiquette for us to volunteer to remove it from their shop. Sorta like picking up after taking our dog for a walk and he drops a deuce on the neighbor's lawn.

Agree on the equipment being recycled. I've seen it many many times. Always bring your own.

Over the weekend I didn't. I asked her if she had one. She said no. Ok. 5 minutes later she said she had one in her car. I didn't feel like going out in the cold so I just finished another way. The past few days I've been wondering if it had a wrapper on it or was a loose one. And where in the car was it? Pretty risky for a married woman to be stashing condoms in her car. Keeps her away from trouble at work but what if the hubby borrows the car some day?

Familiar with the "I need to run out to the car" move when caught in a pinch.

On the other hand, I recently had a two-fer going with a duo of eager beavers who insisted (rightly) on switching covers every time I switched lanes and we ripped through the stock. Theirs and mine. Rinsing them almost seemed like a good idea. Almost. At least I knew who'd used them.

Desperate times.

BB.

[BenBeck]

Been to Belmont spa few times usually go with Helen. Massage isn't that great, offers fse worst BJ I've received. Too much teeth when sucking.

Ok, I'm stumped. Been at this awhile but not sure what you meant by "fse".

Anyway, heah, Helen: "If you've got the time, I've got the teeth. ".

[Member #5030]

Any newer reviews on this one? Or do the old reviews still hold true?

http://illinois.backpage.com/BodyRub...apist/30125583

[SaintChuck]

http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/thp/5390281716.html

I wanted to start by stating that I am sorry, but I will NOT TOFTT in this situation. I do love the fact that he refers to himself in 3rd person. Tyler gives a good massage, Tyler only takes cash. Does this guy think he is Jimmy from Seinfeld? Reading the ad did provide a good laugh. I can't wait to read a report from somebody about Tyler's massage skill's. LOL. SaintChuck.

[Head First]

I had the saran wrap and it was better than I expected.

I've always said no to this but now I may reconsider if offered again sometime if she's really hottt and I'm really bothered.

It also brings up the possibility of some kink play. Figure if she's willing to play with saran wrap what else might she be willing to say yes or maybe to?

I watched a Japanese vid a couple weeks ago where the girl was wrapped up in saran wrap then 100 guys came and bukakkeyed her. Gotta admit it was exciting and got the juices flowing.

Sick fuk that I am I'm pretty sure I could come up with something weird that would be harmless and beneficial to her and fun for me.

Hmmm.

[Head First]

One other reason to carry your own 'hats': some women will provide FS only if you provide your own protection. They don't want to risk being caught in a 'raid' with covers that could be used to prove they engaged in illegal acts (after all, why else would they have them? You might end up walking out with your used coat wrapped in a piece of paper towel, but they won't be caught with anything that Uncle LEO could use to hassle them, which means they stand a better chance of being around for our further enjoyment.

Many times I've left with the evidence wrapped up neatly (after tying it off) in a paper towel or tissue. Nowadays its just proper etiquette for us to volunteer to remove it from their shop. Sorta like picking up after taking our dog for a walk and he drops a deuce on the neighbor's lawn.

Agree on the equipment being recycled. I've seen it many many times. Always bring your own.

Over the weekend I didn't. I asked her if she had one. She said no. Ok. 5 minutes later she said she had one in her car. I didn't feel like going out in the cold so I just finished another way. The past few days I've been wondering if it had a wrapper on it or was a loose one. And where in the car was it? Pretty risky for a married woman to be stashing condoms in her car. Keeps her away from trouble at work but what if the hubby borrows the car some day?

[FngrBngr]

http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/thp/5390281716.html

[DMichaels69]

Go forth on your broom and research the AMP cellars and let us know how it goes.

Xie Xie, Bob. Thank you for your thoughtful post. Spot on.

My Divvy bike privileges actually do limit me from exploring suburban oasis. So it's with parched thoat that I accept the ubiquitous water bottle in Chicago.

Your posts are a breath of fresh air on this forum. To paraphrase your advice, success cums to those who are in touch with their motives AND the environment.

I'd hoped you'd substituted the word "dickhead" for "shithead' in your response. It's a more appropriate moniker to use on this forum.

My quest to bring to the forum the broomstick of the wicked witch starts today!

[Whamster123]

Been to Belmont spa few times usually go with Helen. Massage isn't that great, offers fse worst BJ I've received. Too much teeth when sucking.

[AuggieDoggie]

Xie Xie, Bob. Thank you for your thoughtful post. Spot on.

My Divvy bike privileges actually do limit me from exploring suburban oasis. So it's with parched thoat that I accept the ubiquitous water bottle in Chicago.

Your posts are a breath of fresh air on this forum. To paraphrase your advice, success cums to those who are in touch with their motives AND the environment.

I'd hoped you'd substituted the word "dickhead" for "shithead' in your response. It's a more appropriate moniker to use on this forum.

My quest to bring to the forum the broomstick of the wicked witch starts today!

What Mr MILF is telling you is that knowledge is gained through hard work. Something about your particular post, however polite and well-intentioned it might be, came off as a request to be "spoon-feed". The folks on this forum are great guys who share extensively. But the last thing anyone wants to do is to target a good provider for undue attention. Most of the guys will drive pretty far to find the right place. So the idea of staying in Bridgeport is rather silly, unless you are restricted to bicycle travel.

Now if you really are a newbie, you would do well to read some of the posts on how to act in a massage parlor. How to treat women, both as a matter of humanity, as well as a way to ensure that you get maximum mileage. I've written extensively on that topic, because I believe you can be "successful" almost anyplace. And by the same token, if you are a shithead, you will rarely be successful. In addition to general behavior, figure out what you want. Euros? Koreans? Chinese? Latinas? Etc. HE, BJ, FS. In other words, assess your goals then it will be less of a needle in a haystack. Read the Chicago MP threads. Read Mt Prospect. A few interesting things on the southside. Good luck. If you want to earn your stripes with this group educate yourself. Try a place. Report back. Bob.

[Gopher88]

Once saw woman washing out a condom in the sink (Lux) . From that point forward I knew they recycled them. Since then, I always bring my own. Besides, not all brands are alike. Some are too small, too fat, too large etc. Find yours and bring it for a better fit if nothing else.

I new about this for many years. How about The hot towels Recycled all the time. I have seen many in the sink.

They ring them out use them over and over. OMG.

[Humpfree]

Why not a Glad Aligator Baggie? For her pleasure.

I had one, One time try and use a Walmart Bag.

[Humpfree]

Why not a Glad Aligator Baggie? For her pleasure.

I had one, Ome time try and use a Walmart.