Massage Parlor Reports

[Ben2020]

I'm looking for a decent massage. Not really in need FS but I'd love some HE and DFK.

If the massage itself is good too it's great. Can travel to any area. Anyone knows any place?

[CapPhantasm]

Well, 3rd time is not a charm. Was seduced by a sexy BP ad of a thick, busty Latina. Now mind you, I had scheduled earlier this week and they flaked on me. Then out of the blue they reached out to me and said they wanted to make it up to me for being a no-show. I was hesitant, but the more I looked at the ad the more it worked its magic on me. Sadly to say HJ was only thing on the menu which was very far from what I was looking for. Sigh. On top of that, I over donated steeply. Lesson learned. At the end she told me to call back and ask for * Bigger menu I suppose. I'll be taking a break until I learn more about the game.

[Snuggle Bunny]

I'm in town from Hunts Vegas on family business and have already hit pay dirt! I love this freaking town! Today was my first free day. After going down the list on back page I found someone that answered the phone. It was a massage parlor that had Latinas. I did a quick search on this site to find some reviews but couldn't. Since I haven't been with a Latin girl since high school, I decided to take a chance. Real glad I did. The place is nice with both a sauna and shower in the room. Hip hop music is piped in but whatever, I've never been to an all Latina parlor so I guess that's how they get down.

My masseuse was Cindy. 5 ft at the most, bleach blonde and dang cute. Probably in her mid 20's. She came in wearing all black, heel shoes, pants and sweater and I say in my head, crap! Either no fun today or bad baby damage. Good massage. Not as good as a legit Thai massage but that's not what I was after.

No playfulness during the massage or after the flip. By this time I've resigned myself to having a decent massage today and nothing more. Cindy sees Mr. Happy standing at attention and proceeds to massage him. Again I say, crap! Only a hand job. But to my relief Candy strips off all her clothes to reveal a lithe tight body with smooth skin. No baby damage. Fuck yeah! I'm not saying she hasn't had a kid but at least she used something to keep from screwing up her body. Good for her! Damn AL providers need to take a lesson.

We enjoyed a good long covered MISH to completion. Showered, dressed, and was on the road in an hour. Candy says she doesn't normally give what I got but something came over her. Probably a lack of funds if I had to guess. YMMV. I don't care,+ she delivered what I can't get in the bible belt so I was good. I'll hit it again before I leave town.

I intentionally didn't leave the address because I want to hit this again before I leave town this week. Fucking Uncle LEO may be watching. Senior members can PM for details and contact info. Regular members can take one for the team. I love LA! Boo on fat ass country girls!

I just noticed that I switched names from Cindy to Candy. I think it's Candy but I'm on my 9th shot of Johnny Walker Black. Sorry about that. I can't wait to get back here.

Be safe out there.

[CapPhantasm]

Reporting back from West Therapy. I do not approve. Went at 8:30 (they close at 10) and apparently only the mamasan was working. She had nice ones so I said why not. $70 for an actually decent oil massage. Wet towel and everything. I was relaxed. Of course I got stiff after 15 min or so when she asked if I wanted to flip. I did then she went BBBJ. Her mouth was so tiny. Sh could barely get 1/2 way down. I kid you not, she blew and HJ for about 45 min and did not get me off. She used oil, weird pressure points, all types of stuff. We went over a tad but after she told me to come back tomorrow around 2 and there would be more girls. I asked if any were, not as petite. She sadly shook her head no. I left unsatisfied although it felt great throughout. I won't be returning bc it seems they only keep tiny girls in stock. My search continues for the busty Latina. West Hollywood area of anyone has any recommendations.

[Adm888]

My ATF was not working this weekend so I decided to go back here since its been awhile. Got a cute mid 40's lady.

Gave a above average massage and did a nice reach under. Massaged my balls for about 5 minutes.

Flipped and she requested the standard for HE 20 more to suck her tits.

House fee went up to 45 from 40. They used to have rooms here but now it's thick curtains.

[CapPhantasm]

IME, in contrast, it's better NOT to ask for a lineup at a rub and tug as many of the HJ artistes like to think of themselves as primarily professional "therapists" with the HJ being a natural completion of the total relaxation process. Bottom line some of them feel degraded to be paraded in a lineup. Makes them feel more like prostitutes than they think of themselves as being.

Man, that makes it tough. My goal was to find a top heavy Latina, but it's hit or miss if I don't ask beforehand. I'll most likely just get an Asian chick, no? Any subtle ways to drop hints without raising eyebrows? The one I got at JR was thin but it was her or the Asian chick.

[The Camel]

$50 for massage that never happened and $100 for extras.

So you can ask for lineup before you pay for the massage? It was almost like I had to pay for entering.

When you go to a FS MP you are paying the house to provide you with a secure and comfortable venue to conduct your business along with a selection of providers. Take away the "house" and you are either cruising for SWs for car dates or additional cost seedy motel rooms, or inviting a working girl and whoever may be trailing her to your home, or meeting at her place (anybody lurking in the bathroom? You will rarely to never receive any kind of quality massage in a FS establishment. Visit an MP that doesn't cross the line past basic HE service (I. E. Rub and tugs) and you should expect some kind of competent to great massage, especially if you book a full hour. House fees at the rub and tug joints are lower than at the FS brothels.

Yeah its great if you can get a lineup at a FS store. Many of the places will either have just a couple of girls available or claim others are busy so they can only put 1-2 providers on display. IME, in contrast, it's better NOT to ask for a lineup at a rub and tug as many of the HJ artistes like to think of themselves as primarily professional "therapists" with the HJ being a natural completion of the total relaxation process. Bottom line some of them feel degraded to be paraded in a lineup. Makes them feel more like prostitutes than they think of themselves as being. Also IME, you always get the best service when you honor an asian provider with respect and make her feel good about herself. If you really like her and want her as a regular, it will really make the future bright.

[CapPhantasm]

Yes ask for lineup.

So in summary for clarity. Lineup or leave if you do not like the girl they gave you. GET YOUR MONEY BACK.

There are far too many options for massage parlors to be spending your money on something unless you are 100% sure you want it.

Thanks for that. May check out west therapy today or tomorrow and see how it goes.

[Doctorz]

Not with you at all. Of course your scenario happens but no tip? That just gives mongers a bad name.

Do you ever try to go back to these places after you leave no tip?

Mongers already have a bad name. Look at it this way. Its like rewarding a dog for shitting in the house. Would you give rover a treat for crapping on your slippers or do you think its better to reward him for going outside to take care of business?

[Hadez]

$50 for massage that never happened and $100 for extras.

So you can ask for lineup before you pay for the massage? It was almost like I had to pay for entering.

Yes ask for lineup.

Most places I been will not give me a lineup. So if I do not like the girl I leave before taking my cloths off. In my experiences girls are kind of use to this as they seem to walk in and look at me like "this ok?" look. Usually they will send in another girl if you leave but a couple times I think they pulled one right out of another customer's room so I do not like this either.

So in summary for clarity. Lineup or leave if you do not like the girl they gave you. GET YOUR MONEY BACK.

There are far too many options for massage parlors to be spending your money on something unless you are 100% sure you want it.

Also yes some girls give a very bad massage...in my experience the hotter chicks give worse quality massages. My very first Asian girl was named June and she spoiled me with a great massage, fantastic body and great time.....now every girl I meet has to live up to her standards or I look for a new girl.

[CapPhantasm]

Yes that's normal lots prefer you to be on top but you'll figure it out. So what'd you pay in total, ie for massage then for extras?
Oh and learn to ask for a lineup and walk if you don't like it. This will save you a ton of time and money.

$50 for massage that never happened and $100 for extras.

So you can ask for lineup before you pay for the massage? It was almost like I had to pay for entering.

[Zman429]

So she does CBJ for a while, then I do mish, then I ask her to get on top. She did for a little then she says her legs are tired, let's do doggystyle. Is that normal?

Yes that's normal lots prefer you to be on top but you'll figure it out. So what'd you pay in total, ie for massage then for extras?
Oh and learn to ask for a lineup and walk if you don't like it. This will save you a ton of time and money.

[CapPhantasm]

New guy reporting back. Just Relax. So after being a stalker on these forums for the past few days I decided to dip my toes. I'm in West Hollywood so I went to one of the map sites that were referenced and found several that were nearby. Walked down, it looked closed but I rang the doorbell anyway. Nothing so I walked to other side and before I could reach the door a buzzer went off. I opened the door and there was an older lady that greeted me. She walked me to the back then left. I chilled for a few min then a very pretty busty Asian chick walked in. She smiled then left. A few moments later this very pretty Spanish chick walks in. She had a deeper voice and said it was Gabriella. Then the older lady came back and without hesitation said "Latina?" I was like yup. She said $50 for the massage (sorry I don't know the currency lingo yet).

The Latina chick was nice but here is where I need guidance. I told her it was my first time so she walked me through some of the basics. She asked what I wanted to do so I asked what I couldn't do. She had a very short list of donts. So she does CBJ for a while, then I do mish, then I ask her to get on top. She did for a little then she says her legs are tired, let's do doggystyle. Is that normal? I oblige but it wasn't what I had in mind. After a while she goes back to CBJ then I finished out in mish.

It was a good experience but I guess on Christmas Day there's slim pickings in the early afternoon. I can't justify paying the entrance fee then walking out if my type isn't there, so a bit of a gamble IMO. You know how you can check the strip club lineup the night before? Is there something like that for AMP? Anywho, just sharing my experience.

One last thing, donation was taken at the start and at the end I asked if we were good or does she need more. Her response was unless you want to go again we're good. So the "happy tip" that I've seen elsewhere wouldn't apply in that situation, right? I felt like I was supposed to but she was pretty definitive that we were settled. Thanks guys.

[Adm888]

Do you guys tip when your masseuse leaves to answer the phone mid massage. This has happened to me many times once when I was about 30 seconds form the pop. That was a few years ago and since then I tip zero when that happens. Even worse is when they bring the phone into the room with them and answer it mid stroke. Anyone with me on this? Why tip when you're not getting good attentive service?

Not with you at all. Of course your scenario happens but no tip? That just gives mongers a bad name.

Do you ever try to go back to these places after you leave no tip?

[BigBadNut]

http://losangeles.backpage.com/BodyR...-2258/56831670

Took one for the team. This place is all over BP and says they have "attractive attendants". FALSE and the massage was legit but not the menu I wanted. The mamasan was kinda cute but the attendant was a bulldog, mid-thirties and offered me the oil at the end. That would have worked, maybe, if she was at all cute. So if you want some fun. Keep on keepin on! But if any credit is due its that they did have a clean place and a decent massage.