Massage Parlor Reports

[SCJohn]

Was there 3 times my friend.

So anyone can recommend of something in LA / OC?

Suggest you read through forum. Lots of good intel. Come on man, do some research.

You'll also see that any noobie asking for info w / o offering any is going to get slammed.

[Habit]

Hey fellow mongers.

Noticed two massage places on Beverly bl just west of Alvarado street across from each other. Since I've been having some aches & pains in both arms and back figured that by being fairly new joints I might get a good rub and who knows what else, LOL.

Went yesterday past 7 pm, called the place from outside and got no answer. So, today after visiting my Doc to figure out what's causing the aches and pains went to the joint again.

First went to check out the place across the street which has a small parking lot just to see the help there. Well the place is under construction so nothing there.

From there went to the massage place across the street located on the 2nd floor.

Was greeted by a late 30's gal. Since they had a banner outside the building advertising hour massage for $ 25, told her that I'd like to have the hour session.

She took me to a room and I gave her the 25 fee. As I'm getting ready to take my clothes off she comes back and lays a pillow on the table, WTF!

I don't know what to make of it and she tells me to only take off the shoes. I explained to her that I wanted a full back massage, so she tells me that it's $45 hr.

She then tells me that the $25 massage is only over the clothes on front and the feet.

By now I'm thinking not TOFTT since probably I will not get a good massage or a happy one so I asked for my money back and bailed.

Mondo.

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lac...066310725.html

I think the two places across from each other is related or affiliated. I think I saw a girl run over from one place to the other.

Anyway I went to the one that's in the smaller building. It was totally empty except two older male / female that work there, paid 45 to the guy and went in. Long story short, got a massage only nothing else was offered but I personally think they do and she was being cautious. I say this because she didn't seem to mind a little otc. I'm sure you could get better results there with a different provider or after a couple visits.

[Dildo Baggens]

Man, that makes it tough. My goal was to find a top heavy Latina, but it's hit or miss if I don't ask beforehand. I'll most likely just get an Asian chick, no? Any subtle ways to drop hints without raising eyebrows? The one I got at JR was thin but it was her or the Asian chick.

There are MP's that only have Latin providers. Typically they're more expensive, with less and more unpredictable quality. In fact, in all my years in this hobby, I've never received a memorable massage from a Latin provider.

Now I've had some decent sex. However, the ratio's about 1 in 5. If you do the math, you're really spending about 500 clams for one session of Good fucking. This may be different down in Tijuana, so I've been told.

Baggens.

[Member #5725]

Have you tried Thailand? I hear they love you long time, good boom boom.

Or maybe Mexico.

I hear they do Mucho Chaka Chaka.

[Ben2020]

Have you tried Thailand? I hear they love you long time, good boom boom.

Was there 3 times my friend.

So anyone can recommend of something in LA / OC?

[AsianPussy]

I'm looking for a decent massage. Not really in need FS but I'd love some HE and DFK.

If the massage itself is good too it's great. Can travel to any area. Anyone knows any place?

Have you tried Thailand? I hear they love you long time, good boom boom.

[Ben2020]

I'm looking for a decent massage. Not really in need FS but I'd love some HE and DFK.

If the massage itself is good too it's great. Can travel to any area. Anyone knows any place?

[CapPhantasm]

Well, 3rd time is not a charm. Was seduced by a sexy BP ad of a thick, busty Latina. Now mind you, I had scheduled earlier this week and they flaked on me. Then out of the blue they reached out to me and said they wanted to make it up to me for being a no-show. I was hesitant, but the more I looked at the ad the more it worked its magic on me. Sadly to say HJ was only thing on the menu which was very far from what I was looking for. Sigh. On top of that, I over donated steeply. Lesson learned. At the end she told me to call back and ask for * Bigger menu I suppose. I'll be taking a break until I learn more about the game.

[Snuggle Bunny]

I'm in town from Hunts Vegas on family business and have already hit pay dirt! I love this freaking town! Today was my first free day. After going down the list on back page I found someone that answered the phone. It was a massage parlor that had Latinas. I did a quick search on this site to find some reviews but couldn't. Since I haven't been with a Latin girl since high school, I decided to take a chance. Real glad I did. The place is nice with both a sauna and shower in the room. Hip hop music is piped in but whatever, I've never been to an all Latina parlor so I guess that's how they get down.

My masseuse was Cindy. 5 ft at the most, bleach blonde and dang cute. Probably in her mid 20's. She came in wearing all black, heel shoes, pants and sweater and I say in my head, crap! Either no fun today or bad baby damage. Good massage. Not as good as a legit Thai massage but that's not what I was after.

No playfulness during the massage or after the flip. By this time I've resigned myself to having a decent massage today and nothing more. Cindy sees Mr. Happy standing at attention and proceeds to massage him. Again I say, crap! Only a hand job. But to my relief Candy strips off all her clothes to reveal a lithe tight body with smooth skin. No baby damage. Fuck yeah! I'm not saying she hasn't had a kid but at least she used something to keep from screwing up her body. Good for her! Damn AL providers need to take a lesson.

We enjoyed a good long covered MISH to completion. Showered, dressed, and was on the road in an hour. Candy says she doesn't normally give what I got but something came over her. Probably a lack of funds if I had to guess. YMMV. I don't care,+ she delivered what I can't get in the bible belt so I was good. I'll hit it again before I leave town.

I intentionally didn't leave the address because I want to hit this again before I leave town this week. Fucking Uncle LEO may be watching. Senior members can PM for details and contact info. Regular members can take one for the team. I love LA! Boo on fat ass country girls!

I just noticed that I switched names from Cindy to Candy. I think it's Candy but I'm on my 9th shot of Johnny Walker Black. Sorry about that. I can't wait to get back here.

Be safe out there.

[CapPhantasm]

Reporting back from West Therapy. I do not approve. Went at 8:30 (they close at 10) and apparently only the mamasan was working. She had nice ones so I said why not. $70 for an actually decent oil massage. Wet towel and everything. I was relaxed. Of course I got stiff after 15 min or so when she asked if I wanted to flip. I did then she went BBBJ. Her mouth was so tiny. Sh could barely get 1/2 way down. I kid you not, she blew and HJ for about 45 min and did not get me off. She used oil, weird pressure points, all types of stuff. We went over a tad but after she told me to come back tomorrow around 2 and there would be more girls. I asked if any were, not as petite. She sadly shook her head no. I left unsatisfied although it felt great throughout. I won't be returning bc it seems they only keep tiny girls in stock. My search continues for the busty Latina. West Hollywood area of anyone has any recommendations.

[Adm888]

My ATF was not working this weekend so I decided to go back here since its been awhile. Got a cute mid 40's lady.

Gave a above average massage and did a nice reach under. Massaged my balls for about 5 minutes.

Flipped and she requested the standard for HE 20 more to suck her tits.

House fee went up to 45 from 40. They used to have rooms here but now it's thick curtains.

[CapPhantasm]

IME, in contrast, it's better NOT to ask for a lineup at a rub and tug as many of the HJ artistes like to think of themselves as primarily professional "therapists" with the HJ being a natural completion of the total relaxation process. Bottom line some of them feel degraded to be paraded in a lineup. Makes them feel more like prostitutes than they think of themselves as being.

Man, that makes it tough. My goal was to find a top heavy Latina, but it's hit or miss if I don't ask beforehand. I'll most likely just get an Asian chick, no? Any subtle ways to drop hints without raising eyebrows? The one I got at JR was thin but it was her or the Asian chick.

[The Camel]

$50 for massage that never happened and $100 for extras.

So you can ask for lineup before you pay for the massage? It was almost like I had to pay for entering.

When you go to a FS MP you are paying the house to provide you with a secure and comfortable venue to conduct your business along with a selection of providers. Take away the "house" and you are either cruising for SWs for car dates or additional cost seedy motel rooms, or inviting a working girl and whoever may be trailing her to your home, or meeting at her place (anybody lurking in the bathroom? You will rarely to never receive any kind of quality massage in a FS establishment. Visit an MP that doesn't cross the line past basic HE service (I. E. Rub and tugs) and you should expect some kind of competent to great massage, especially if you book a full hour. House fees at the rub and tug joints are lower than at the FS brothels.

Yeah its great if you can get a lineup at a FS store. Many of the places will either have just a couple of girls available or claim others are busy so they can only put 1-2 providers on display. IME, in contrast, it's better NOT to ask for a lineup at a rub and tug as many of the HJ artistes like to think of themselves as primarily professional "therapists" with the HJ being a natural completion of the total relaxation process. Bottom line some of them feel degraded to be paraded in a lineup. Makes them feel more like prostitutes than they think of themselves as being. Also IME, you always get the best service when you honor an asian provider with respect and make her feel good about herself. If you really like her and want her as a regular, it will really make the future bright.

[CapPhantasm]

Yes ask for lineup.

So in summary for clarity. Lineup or leave if you do not like the girl they gave you. GET YOUR MONEY BACK.

There are far too many options for massage parlors to be spending your money on something unless you are 100% sure you want it.

Thanks for that. May check out west therapy today or tomorrow and see how it goes.

[Doctorz]

Not with you at all. Of course your scenario happens but no tip? That just gives mongers a bad name.

Do you ever try to go back to these places after you leave no tip?

Mongers already have a bad name. Look at it this way. Its like rewarding a dog for shitting in the house. Would you give rover a treat for crapping on your slippers or do you think its better to reward him for going outside to take care of business?