Massage Parlor Reports

**BenBeck** · 12-23-15 23:00

Originally Posted by Samperkins420 [View Original Post]

Just happened to me at a place in Wicker Park (PM for details). Cute-ish Chinese girl, let me play with her ass & puss OTC (no tits tho) and would rub my balls, prostate & ass, not to mention brush up against the cock with her forearm and back of her hand, but simply wouldn't jerk it. I ended up making her rub my balls & tickle my prostate while I finished myself off.

That's exactly the M. O. I'm talking about, except this particular spot isn't Wicker Park.

It's so odd. And she's not squeamish about the finish nor the clean-up. Seems to be some imaginary boundary.

BB.

**Head First** · 12-23-15 12:18

Originally Posted by WiNiteOwl [View Original Post]

I also think it's due to some girls being absolute cum-o-phobes. The worst HJ's are from clean freaks who will only lightly assist, using their thumb and index finger on the shaft, as if they were trying to give a full-body massage to a toad.

Good call.

Over the years I've been with a few girls / women that have actually admitted to me that the mere smell of cum makes them gag and feel like throwing up.

Whatta career. Imagine that. Where you know that the outcome of doing your job well is going to result in making you sick to your stomach.

**SamPerkins420** · 12-23-15 11:54

Originally Posted by BenBeck [View Original Post]

You feelin' me?

Ever get a girl who does 99% of the job, including using foearm (both forearms in a sandwiched thrusting move) and ball / taint rubbing but just won't choke up on the bat all the way? Seems like some insane hair-splitting idea of what's allowable to still be able to say "I didn't do that".

On the one hand it's puzzling. Although I secretly enjoyed it.

BB.

Just happened to me at a place in Wicker Park (PM for details). Cute-ish Chinese girl, let me play with her ass & puss OTC (no tits tho) and would rub my balls, prostate & ass, not to mention brush up against the cock with her forearm and back of her hand, but simply wouldn't jerk it. I ended up making her rub my balls & tickle my prostate while I finished myself off.

**ChineseDragon** · 12-23-15 09:44

I had a provider jump on the table amd she started to give me one. Sorry I didn't like it and ask her to stop. She wad young 25 yr old.

Originally Posted by NiceChicaGaGuy [View Original Post]

I actually should see if a provider will give me a foot job. I was never into footplay until about eight years ago, when a girlfriend gave me one on my living room couch. Don't know why it excited me so much- it's a lot more impersonal than a HJ. But, wow, did I empty myself on her feet. Never tried it again, with anyone. Thanks for the idea.

**HeadFirst80** · 12-23-15 08:11

Fellows, I'm getting overwhelmed on info request for UTR mongolian finds. I'm going through them and responding as I get a chance. As usual the preference will be to seniors first just to make sure they're around. Just remember though the location is low key. . so if you see a "Massage" sign in strip mall. That's not the one I'm referring to.

Also, I would appreciate if there is something to trade as well. You know. Just help the fellow monger out.

**AuggieDoggie** · 12-22-15 20:38

If you've tried Chinatown's Din Jing Spa recently, you already know the service isn't as represented on Craigslist. It wasn't always this way. When Din Jing Spa opened earlier this year in Chinatown, its manager. I think her name is Xiaoping. And several young massueses left Yun Ping Spa, next door and started working there. One of these young ladies by the name of 'Heidi", was an especially talented massuese and memorable service provider.

Over the last couple months, I've returned several times to Jin Ding Spa hoping to find her working there. No such luck. Has anyone else on this forum had the joy of visiting with her? Even more to the point, does anyone tell me where she may currently be plying her trade?

I'd appreciate help finding her again.

**Bob521** · 12-22-15 17:19

Me too. Only once. The sad end to the story is my friend moved to Iowa.

Originally Posted by NiceChicaGaGuy [View Original Post]

I actually should see if a provider will give me a foot job. I was never into footplay until about eight years ago, when a girlfriend gave me one on my living room couch. Don't know why it excited me so much- it's a lot more impersonal than a HJ. But, wow, did I empty myself on her feet. Never tried it again, with anyone. Thanks for the idea.

**NiceChicaGaGuy** · 12-22-15 13:36

Originally Posted by Bob521 [View Original Post]

I had a friend who was just learning how to HE a guy, and she asked me to teach her. She was afraid to touch my dick with her hands though so she used her feet! It was really pretty insane. But when I came, she broke into tears. She felt like she had just gone over to the dark side. But. Part of the teaching process was for me to show her what to do, using my hands, then she would try it. So yeah, in the beginning it was a team effort. If I were to hazard a guess, I'd say there a combination of fear of getting arrested. And an actual uncertainty on how to do the deed. Bob.

I actually should see if a provider will give me a foot job. I was never into footplay until about eight years ago, when a girlfriend gave me one on my living room couch. Don't know why it excited me so much- it's a lot more impersonal than a HJ. But, wow, did I empty myself on her feet. Never tried it again, with anyone. Thanks for the idea.

**Lothar22** · 12-22-15 12:04

Originally Posted by Crikiter [View Original Post]

Saw this new ad. Looks like Gunnison has new owners?

I'm going to try to stop in there at some point to see what's changed.

**TonyDe** · 12-22-15 10:38

Originally Posted by HeadFirst80 [View Original Post]

Have tried all 3 girls there and each one has a rocking bod. Massage is decent, girls are young, modest and beautiful from all of them. As I mentioned earlier no shower so that could be a problem. So far only one speaks good english but all in all good trip!

Any clue on where the Mongolian massage is would be appreciated. PMs fine. I understand discretion but you've posted twice about them now.

**PussyPoker** · 12-22-15 10:09

Maybe we should pass out cards saying that we are holding a FREE class on the subject. WE rent out a VFW hall and serve drinks, a short video and then the real thing.

If they pass the test then we give them a red star to place in the window of the MP.

PP.

**Davidonecall** · 12-22-15 08:11

You should print cards so I can give them out to all this girls in the MP who just can't get it right. Nobody is teaching them. Now if you want to send this girl to me for more practice well let me know.

Originally Posted by Bob521 [View Original Post]

I had a friend who was just learning how to HE a guy, and she asked me to teach her. She was afraid to touch my dick with her hands though so she used her feet! It was really pretty insane. But when I came, she broke into tears. She felt like she had just gone over to the dark side. But. Part of the teaching process was for me to show her what to do, using my hands, then she would try it. So yeah, in the beginning it was a team effort. If I were to hazard a guess, I'd say there a combination of fear of getting arrested. And an actual uncertainty on how to do the deed. Bob.

**HeadFirst80** · 12-22-15 07:50

Have tried all 3 girls there and each one has a rocking bod. Massage is decent, girls are young, modest and beautiful from all of them. As I mentioned earlier no shower so that could be a problem. So far only one speaks good english but all in all good trip!

**Bob521** · 12-22-15 01:53

I had a friend who was just learning how to HE a guy, and she asked me to teach her. She was afraid to touch my dick with her hands though so she used her feet! It was really pretty insane. But when I came, she broke into tears. She felt like she had just gone over to the dark side. But. Part of the teaching process was for me to show her what to do, using my hands, then she would try it. So yeah, in the beginning it was a team effort. If I were to hazard a guess, I'd say there a combination of fear of getting arrested. And an actual uncertainty on how to do the deed. Bob.

Originally Posted by BenBeck [View Original Post]

You feelin' me?

Ever get a girl who does 99% of the job, including using foearm (both forearms in a sandwiched thrusting move) and ball / taint rubbing but just won't choke up on the bat all the way? Seems like some insane hair-splitting idea of what's allowable to still be able to say "I didn't do that".

On the one hand it's puzzling. Although I secretly enjoyed it.

BB.

**PussyPoker** · 12-22-15 01:18

Originally Posted by WiNiteOwl [View Original Post]

I also think it's due to some girls being absolute cum-o-phobes. The worst HJ's are from clean freaks who will only lightly assist, using their thumb and index finger on the shaft, as if they were trying to give a full-body massage to a toad.

Awesome quote Wi night Owl. Maybe they should learn to kiss the toad.