Massage Parlor Reports

[George W. Bush]

Was up north and decide to try this place

Can you provide phone number so if I see ad I can ignore it? Or a link if ad is still up?

[Wood Street]

There are several phone apps out there. One good one is Talkatone. Lets you talk and text, but can't send or receive images. I'm pretty sure on their end it looks just like a regular call and has the advantage of not being Google! You get your own phone number and all calls and texts are handled within the app.

Get the Text Now ap. You can text, talk, and send images. I stopped using all others.

[Halfa Nut]

There are several phone apps out there. One good one is Talkatone. Lets you talk and text, but can't send or receive images. I'm pretty sure on their end it looks just like a regular call and has the advantage of not being Google! You get your own phone number and all calls and texts are handled within the app.

I simply use the google voice to make calls mainly. I will call a location to see if they are busy and let them know that I am on my way, that's pretty much it. So for me it works out well and by no means am I at the level of bob. .

[Ron M]

I just dont understand how any place that does strictly massages survive in the racket

Believe it or not most people men and women want just a legit massage. There aren't many who want or expect a "Happy Ending". I like getting a legitmassage. When I want a "Happy Ending" massage, I have girls I see for that.

[HandsomeDan]

Dropped by old faithful today after a few months. My MT was Alyssa, 9 out 10 on looks, nice slim body and very friendly. The massage was a 10. I asked her if she could walk on my back before she started and she replied of course. She spent a good 30 minutes on my backside and then came down and worked with her hands. She does great stretches with lifting my arms backwards while holding her wrists. The flip was nice and slow and with plenty of soft touch play. Needless to say left happy as always.

[FrankyCando]

Was up north and decide to try this place, they were advertising on CL for $49 Per hour.On Townline Rd called them up and made an appointment. I got there and the price changed to 60 anyways long story short massage was great but nothing else offered not even he. a fella ran the desk in front and asked me how my massage was and I said Massage very good but I was looking for a lil extra help at the end ,he smiled and said that all they concentrate on is massage only

For massage only I would repeat if in the area again and the price was as first advertised.
I just dont understand how any place that does strictly massages survive in the racket

[Angai]

I noticed a lot of places have been popping up in tinley or orland lately, so I decided to check one off I need to check out a couple more.

This one had very nice Massage tables wide and comfortable that was only accompanied by a phenomenal massage that I haven't had in awhile. The last best massage was a Sunny Spa now they have a couple workers in there that are mediocre though. This massage however was a 10 and ended with hot stones and the standard finish. If anyone else has place on 17139,167th and 159th I'd be interested in hearing from them. Stay safe!

http://chicago.backpage.com/Therapeu...-down/31364888

[Member #5589]

I use AT&T because you don't have to talk to anyone or logon to a website in order to activate and / or add minutes. If Tracfone can do the same, I'll be glad to switch as the AT&T rates could be better.

Tracfone is that easy. Buy the refill card (with cash), scrape off the PIN, add airtime via the phone. Done.

[BlueUc]

I simply use the google voice to make calls mainly. I will call a location to see if they are busy and let them know that I am on my way, that's pretty much it. So for me it works out well and by no means am I at the level of bob. .

I have not used a burner but I have used Google voice. Actually, I have two google voice numbers which forward to my cell. But I don't know if I recommend it. It creates an enormous paper trail. All my contacts, including women, are in my phone and my google contacts account. I rename the contacts and add business names to make them look a little less obvious. All the calls and texts and voice-mails are preserved for posterity. I spend way too much time deleting stuff. I always leave the ringer off the phone in case someone calls. My only protection is needle in the haystack strategy. 2000 legit contacts. Hundreds of calls each week to legit contacts. And I do erase those incriminating calls and texts. So I really don't know about recommending Google Voice for this pursuit. Bob.

[StayPuff]

I use AT&T because you don't have to talk to anyone or logon to a website in order to activate and / or add minutes. If Tracfone can do the same, I'll be glad to switch as the AT&T rates could be better.

[Bob521]

I have not used a burner but I have used Google voice. Actually, I have two google voice numbers which forward to my cell. But I don't know if I recommend it. It creates an enormous paper trail. All my contacts, including women, are in my phone and my google contacts account. I rename the contacts and add business names to make them look a little less obvious. All the calls and texts and voice-mails are preserved for posterity. I spend way too much time deleting stuff. I always leave the ringer off the phone in case someone calls. My only protection is needle in the haystack strategy. 2000 legit contacts. Hundreds of calls each week to legit contacts. And I do erase those incriminating calls and texts. So I really don't know about recommending Google Voice for this pursuit. Bob.

Have anyone managed to hook up such burner apps with Google Voice? Google voice says it will call you on the Burner app number you provide but it never does for me.

If you want to post an ad with say Craiglist using a burner app, that does not work either. It says it is not a valid number to use. I guess they somehow know.

I am curious about others' experience with either of the above issues I faced.

[Sam Singer]

Yes, the Burner app is pretty nice. Cheaper than any pre-paid phone, and you change change numbers at will.

But, since your purchase of Burner App credits goes through the Apple store, your Apple IDee is part of the transaction, not to mention the possibility that the Burner App folks might just cough up your IDee to the authorites (or a divorce lawyer).

Better safe than sorry. Just get a pre-paid phone any pay for the minutes with cash.

Have anyone managed to hook up such burner apps with Google Voice? Google voice says it will call you on the Burner app number you provide but it never does for me.

If you want to post an ad with say Craiglist using a burner app, that does not work either. It says it is not a valid number to use. I guess they somehow know.

I am curious about others' experience with either of the above issues I faced.

[OF Charlie]

Thanks for the clarification. Reminds me of the time I went to a house in LA with my friend who knew another friend and was recommended. Pretty chill spot and everyone knows what's the business. Kind of like the MP in SanJose in Costa Rica. Anyone can provide me with a apartment they recommend that I can try to set an appt for? Please Pm me.

I could be wrong, but I don't think there is an apartment on Michigan Ave. The high rent does not make the math work, not to mention the difficulty of finding a parking space. You can try Korean Palace. Look for Lakeview or South Loop locations. But you would need to take a taxi or uber to get there. Korean Palace is on the higher rate side. With taxi, you are probably better off getting an outcall to your hotel.

http://www.koreanpalace.us/models.php

[LadBak1]

I think RD summed it up pretty well. For what its worth, I'm 63 and have diabetes ED, use viagra, am married, and by no means am I a stud. I do pay a lot of attention to these women. I probably have a "type" that I go for. 40-50 year old (non-pro) divorced Chinese women, and a few 30 year olds. I don't deliberately pick them, but these are the ones that I seem to click with. For me 50 year old is "young", haha. Several of them speak little English, although over time, all are learning. In fact, I am teaching English to two right now. (Naked English lessons.) I also let two others practice driving using my car. I meet most of the women in foot spas, so they do not normally give hand-jobs to guys. These are all lonely women with no transportation, few friends, separated from their families. Also, it turns out, they have not had sex in quite a while. Until they meet me.

The real common theme is: Relationships. Not transactions. I actually care about them. Hopefully, it shows. For example, we posted about Island Spa. The current woman is probably 60. Scared to death of the police because she saw another woman arrested. It turns out this poor woman is putting her son through college in England. It breaks my heart to see the sacrifices these women make for their family. She's married, so I know sex is off the table.

I always get the name. And their Chinese name. Get to know where they are from in China. I memorize this shit. So when I see them again, I can ask about their mother, or son, or whatever. I save all this information in WeChat and my Google Contacts, along with the geocoordinates of where they live and work. I spend quite a bit of time. Hours - WeChatting with these people. So we truly have relationships and they all know I care about them. I buy presents. I learned about 100 Chinese words. And they love teaching me Chinese while I teach them English.

In a massage session, (sometimes even in a Foot Spa) I massage the woman, usually about 10 minutes into the hour. (Never ever get half hour).

So last Wednesday, for example, the woman I posted about was a legit masseuse, I've known for a couple years. WeChat contacts and many sessions at a foot spa. She's now at a conventional spa. (which shall go nameless to protect her). I went into the room with her, and asked her to stay. I took of my clothes in front of her. Then faced her and embraced her and kissed her. I happened to kiss her neck and she shudders and moaned and her knees sort of buckled. (Made a mental note to remember that "move").

I will digress to say, that since these women are non-pros, the whole idea is to give them pleasure first. They always reciprocate. And like I said, it's never about the money. Its about kindness, affection, and a good orgasm. A common theme in life. If you know how to give a girl a great orgasm, she will remember you.

So I went to the table laid down and asked her to lie next to me. Took all her clothes off, and made out. Whenever I did something that caused a moan or reaction, I filed that away and continued. By the way, oral sex is pretty uncommon in China, especially DATY. So each woman was initially afraid, but at the same time, tremendously aroused, since she probably never got it before. When we finished, she actually said, "I needed that". I felt good that I could give her that pleasure. I am certain, future sessions will be just as good. When I see her on her day off, I know there will be no charge. After all, she is not a prostitute. She's a woman who enjoys spending time with me and having sex.

The point here is not to talk about my session or my women. But rather to say it's just a mindset. Pick a few women you connect with. And make sure you take care of your partner, emotionally, and physically.

Very nicely done! Thanks!

[DMichaels69]

How about a report.

I have been a hobbyist for awhile now. I have hit many of the spas in the western burbs (near my work) and some in the south burbs as well. I am a regular at one particular spa but in the interest of trying new places I have been trying some other places with varying degrees of luck. However, I am tired of TOFTM. So, if you are looking to trade info let PM me.