Massage Parlor Reports

[Amakaris]

167th st in Miami gardens. Not sure if this is the right forum, or maybe in Dade. Either way.

Was in a rush, out of town, going solo to Dolphins game, had a couple hours.

Found the closest AMP to stadium, had taxi deliver me from downtown. As we pulled up, and as I was settling up, seen monger walking in. I came in behind him, and the first thing I heard when opening the door "let him go first". The momma sin was old and ugly. I guess I missed his first question "anyone else here? Like I said, short on time, and not knowing the area, I rolled the dice thinking no fking way she will be my masseuse. I am not the best judge on Asians age, but if I called her 60, I would be lying. Sure enough, she is my masseuse. And she spoke zero English. . Well shit, what now? Game starting soon, no idea of other options, I went with it. Let her rub for 5 min, rubbed her leg, flipped and she did give one of the best BBBJ I have had.

Not proud, not recommending, felt dirty after. BUT, if that's your thing, you certainly have an option.

I feel your pain and have had my share of, "Damn, where is the closest shower?, "Who should be paying who?, "I need to gouge my eyes out!, and "Did I just pay for that, because I'd gladly pay 5 times the price to take it back!

[Gringo2123]

I think the fact you got a bbj at an AMP is the rare thing.

I had many PMs having a hard time locating.

Again, not recommending at 1:00 on Sunday, but this is the address. YMMV.

303 NE 167th.

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[February2]

167th st in Miami gardens. Not sure if this is the right forum, or maybe in Dade. Either way.

Was in a rush, out of town, going solo to Dolphins game, had a couple hours.

Found the closest AMP to stadium, had taxi deliver me from downtown. As we pulled up, and as I was settling up, seen monger walking in. I came in behind him, and the first thing I heard when opening the door "let him go first". The momma sin was old and ugly. I guess I missed his first question "anyone else here? Like I said, short on time, and not knowing the area, I rolled the dice thinking no fking way she will be my masseuse. I am not the best judge on Asians age, but if I called her 60, I would be lying. Sure enough, she is my masseuse. And she spoke zero English. . Well shit, what now? Game starting soon, no idea of other options, I went with it. Let her rub for 5 min, rubbed her leg, flipped and she did give one of the best BBBJ I have had.

Not proud, not recommending, felt dirty after. BUT, if that's your thing, you certainly have an option.

I had many PMs having a hard time locating.

Again, not recommending at 1:00 on Sunday, but this is the address. YMMV.

303 NE 167th.

[SaveMoney43]

Making the trip to area this weekend, looking for a solid AMP (preferentially LMP) that's not too heavy on the pockets. Any suggestions?

[February2]

167th st in Miami gardens. Not sure if this is the right forum, or maybe in Dade. Either way.

Was in a rush, out of town, going solo to Dolphins game, had a couple hours.

Found the closest AMP to stadium, had taxi deliver me from downtown. As we pulled up, and as I was settling up, seen monger walking in. I came in behind him, and the first thing I heard when opening the door "let him go first". The momma sin was old and ugly. I guess I missed his first question "anyone else here? Like I said, short on time, and not knowing the area, I rolled the dice thinking no fking way she will be my masseuse. I am not the best judge on Asians age, but if I called her 60, I would be lying. Sure enough, she is my masseuse. And she spoke zero English. . Well shit, what now? Game starting soon, no idea of other options, I went with it. Let her rub for 5 min, rubbed her leg, flipped and she did give one of the best BBBJ I have had.

Not proud, not recommending, felt dirty after. BUT, if that's your thing, you certainly have an option.

[JohnnyBrown]

Visited Ting Ting in Hollywood. Went for the hour massage and it was ok. The extra service was good but slightly overpriced. I will visit again if I come back to town.

[PiruGuy]

This place is located in a small mall near a cup cake bakery and Vietnamese restaurant. I was greeted by an average looking petite woman in her twenties. I opted for the half hour session for 40. There are several rooms and it appeared I was the only customer as it was very quiet.

She instructed me to undress and left the room. She was gone for what felt like a good ten to fifteen minutes. When she returned she was fully dressed and stayed that way the entire time. The massage which it was not was terrible. It was more rubbing than anything thing. She did ask me to turn over and it was the same. All rubbing and all above the waist. After 15 minutes she announce time was up. I told her she had not given me a 30 minute massage but of course she did not understand English at this time. I decided not to make a scene and got dressed.

As I was paying for the lousy rubbing / massage she had the nerve to ask that I pay her a tip. I politely said no and left.

Definitely would not recommend this place.

[Gringo2123]

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/nati...icle-1.2392388

[BlackBoss69]

So I know everyone agrees a AMP is a whatever type service and your generally better with a true provider. Regardless I still kind of like AMP visits personally. Something cool about seeing a random establishment and thinking / knowing you can get your rocks off in there .

Anyway. I had a moment from my life and wanted to try a place that I haven't read much about but figured it would suck anyway. But I've been surprised in the past. Well the location is on University Dr. In the plaza with Panera bread near Nova university. The AMP was ok to walk in, beds were ok, prices are high at 49/ HH 69 HR. The massage itself was good, lady was attractive, on the flip she said " all done " I smiled and was polite / professional and naked the whole time mind you and asked for her to really finish. She said they don't do that and walked out the room. So for all you out there. Just keep that in mind at this establishment. So all in all, a decent massage and a word wiser for next time.

I'm in the University area a lot recently so if anyone has suggestions around here please let me know!

First time poster east jing off griffin is good decent girls ok massage. Everything on the table and you can haggle if your pimp hand is strong. 1 of 3 similar establishments in that plaza but I've read paradise is too expensive and latina spa is full of hatians sobi haven't tried. Smoking hot lady on griffin rd AMP in cooper city by the regions bank but not sure what's on the table. I've done jing jing on stirling in hollywood but. Didn't like it sheets on the table rather then towles no wiggle room on the prices they offer table shower for 1. Massage was decent didn't like the flip he mechanicall. East jing is my fave roaming allowed and hot towel clean up. I'm married so can't take the risk associated with SW and BP girls. I look at AMPs like a business transaction.

[BlackBoss69]

So I know everyone agrees a AMP is a whatever type service and your generally better with a true provider. Regardless I still kind of like AMP visits personally. Something cool about seeing a random establishment and thinking / knowing you can get your rocks off in there .

Anyway. I had a moment from my life and wanted to try a place that I haven't read much about but figured it would suck anyway. But I've been surprised in the past. Well the location is on University Dr. In the plaza with Panera bread near Nova university. The AMP was ok to walk in, beds were ok, prices are high at 49/ HH 69 HR. The massage itself was good, lady was attractive, on the flip she said " all done " I smiled and was polite / professional and naked the whole time mind you and asked for her to really finish. She said they don't do that and walked out the room. So for all you out there. Just keep that in mind at this establishment. So all in all, a decent massage and a word wiser for next time.

I'm in the University area a lot recently so if anyone has suggestions around here please let me know!

First time poster east jing on griffin is good decent girls ok massage. Everything on the table and you can haggle if your pimp hand is strong. 1 of 3 similar establishments in that plaza but I've read paradise is too expensive and latina spa is full of hatians sobi haven't tried. Smoking hot lady on griffin rd AMP in cooper city by the regions bank but not sure what's on the table. I've done jing jing on stirling in hollywood but. Didn't like it sheets on the table rather then towles no wiggle room on the prices they offer table shower for 1. Massage was decent didn't like the flip he mechanicall. East jing is my fave roaming allowed and hot towel clean up. I'm married so can't take the risk associated with SW and BP girls. I look at AMPs like a business transaction.

[CakeZ]

So I know everyone agrees a AMP is a whatever type service and your generally better with a true provider. Regardless I still kind of like AMP visits personally. Something cool about seeing a random establishment and thinking / knowing you can get your rocks off in there .

Anyway. I had a moment from my life and wanted to try a place that I haven't read much about but figured it would suck anyway. But I've been surprised in the past. Well the location is on University Dr. In the plaza with Panera bread near Nova university. The AMP was ok to walk in, beds were ok, prices are high at 49/ HH 69 HR. The massage itself was good, lady was attractive, on the flip she said " all done " I smiled and was polite / professional and naked the whole time mind you and asked for her to really finish. She said they don't do that and walked out the room. So for all you out there. Just keep that in mind at this establishment. So all in all, a decent massage and a word wiser for next time.

I'm in the University area a lot recently so if anyone has suggestions around here please let me know!

[Normal Guy]

Think that was the name. 3410 griffin rd. Ad on BP said $10 off, fugly asian answers the door, I mention ad, says she not the boss, can't give 10 off. I start to walk and all of a sudden she can tell boss I'm first time and give 10 off. Fucking people. Pretty decent massage, hot stones and everything. Light playing with the boys. On the flip just HE for 40 no bbj or f. S. 60 to touch and take her top off. Told her to keep her top and ass to herself. I agree with the previous poster that AMPs are generally a waste, better off getting a real massage and hiring a harlot after for 40 to suck and fuck you.

It is a common practice for the boss / owner to deny being the boss / owner as a way to avoid giving discounts. I have never heard of denying an advertised special, but in general "I'm not the boss" is very common, in just about any retail work.

[Gringo2123]

Think that was the name. 3410 griffin rd. Ad on BP said $10 off, fugly asian answers the door, I mention ad, says she not the boss, can't give 10 off. I start to walk and all of a sudden she can tell boss I'm first time and give 10 off. Fucking people. Pretty decent massage, hot stones and everything. Light playing with the boys. On the flip just HE for 40 no bbj or f. S. 60 to touch and take her top off. Told her to keep her top and ass to herself. I agree with the previous poster that AMPs are generally a waste, better off getting a real massage and hiring a harlot after for 40 to suck and fuck you.

[Jack76]

I had some free time the last few days and decided I would visit every single AMP in the 441 Stirling-Griffin Road area. I stopped at the three or four on Stirling just east of 441 and found nothing worthwhile. I was heading back West when I spotted something on my left. Around 90th Ave there's a small strip mall behind a Re Bank. I went in and was greeted by a very attractive middle aged lady named Jenny. Great rack and pretty face. I took 30 minutes for 40 and had high hopes. The massage was good, above average. I engaged in the usual small talk to gain some trust and thought things were going well. At the flip, the lights dimmed and she worked on the most important muscle but she barely let me sample the twins over her shirt and that was it. Too bad.

Yesterday I continued my quest and stopped at all the AMPs on 441 between Stirling and 595. Nothing great at the first couple next to Stirling, then moved to the one across from the Hard Rock, next to a Brazilian spa and strip mall church!! I was greeted by an older scary looking lady and almost turned right around and ran but I asked how many girls she had working and she quickly called up another one. This one was just as old and almost as unattractive. Yikes! Next. I drove a little further North and saw a big sign for AMAZING ASIAN MASSAGE. The door was locked so you ring a buzzer. I was about to leave when a petite cute girl answered. She looked like I had woken her up (it was 2 pm). She looked like those southern Chinese girls that look "less asian" than others. Pretty face and just overall adorable. Opted for 30 min for 40. Got in the room and she walked in as I was standing facing her in in my birthday suit (always a good way to get a reaction and predict what's available) She gasped and looked away, apologizing profusely. That was a bad sign. Then she set a little timer. (another bad sign) She asked if I wanted her to walk on my back and I said sure. It was pretty good. The ensuing massage was great. She's been trained and isn't one of these pretty girls with no technique. We talked a bunch and she was very friendly and flirty. The massage seemed to go on forever. Probably because most of the time you get 15 minutes of massage, then the flip. In this case she went the full 30 minutes. No flip. Damnit, she was soo cute. I said I would come back for an hour but that didn't elicit any hint of extras. For a good massage, she's the one. Maggie. I was so wound up that I continued north and stopped at the next strip mall with an AMP and LMP next door. Checked out the AMP and was greeted by a cute, slightly chubby younger girl "Hoho". I would have tried my luck but she really didn't seem like she wanted to be there. Kept looking down, didn't look at me while she was talking. LMPs are a waste of money so I ended my day and went home. I'll try some more today.

[Rustys]

Looking for a legit spa for a full release. Finders fee for an elegant establishment with the right service. I prefer white. Can trade MP info for Latina with couple extra pounds at unknown and less elegant spa in Pompano and also a cool unadvertised place in Boca with jacuzzi. I'm even able to offer $10 discounts at these locations.