Massage Parlor Reports

[Normal Guy]

I had many PMs having a hard time locating.

Again, not recommending at 1:00 on Sunday, but this is the address. YMMV.

303 NE 167th.

How much tip?

[CakeZ]

167th st in Miami gardens. Not sure if this is the right forum, or maybe in Dade. Either way.

Was in a rush, out of town, going solo to Dolphins game, had a couple hours.

Found the closest AMP to stadium, had taxi deliver me from downtown. As we pulled up, and as I was settling up, seen monger walking in. I came in behind him, and the first thing I heard when opening the door "let him go first". The momma sin was old and ugly. I guess I missed his first question "anyone else here? Like I said, short on time, and not knowing the area, I rolled the dice thinking no fking way she will be my masseuse. I am not the best judge on Asians age, but if I called her 60, I would be lying. Sure enough, she is my masseuse. And she spoke zero English. . Well shit, what now? Game starting soon, no idea of other options, I went with it. Let her rub for 5 min, rubbed her leg, flipped and she did give one of the best BBBJ I have had.

Not proud, not recommending, felt dirty after. BUT, if that's your thing, you certainly have an option.

Hah. Man we have all been there. One of my first visits to a AMP I had this experience. And to say that the lady wasnt great would be a lie. The extras were amazing her hands did wonders on me and I still haven't had anyone like her. Just kept my eyes closed and pretended otherwise.

BUT to report in now.

Tried a spot before work. It had been reported here before. Its on griffin rd on the S. Side before getting to 95. Near the publix in a plaza with a hydroponic store and a small coffee stand. The price is usually 50 or 60 an HH but if haggling is good I did 40 $. The girl was young and nice, soft spoken, massage was nice, she let me roam. Only body though no special areas. On the flip she gently asked if I want and then said tip? I don't really like when they ask but hey, wasn't bad. She was decent for the HJ. Didn't ask for extras.

[Amakaris]

167th st in Miami gardens. Not sure if this is the right forum, or maybe in Dade. Either way.

Was in a rush, out of town, going solo to Dolphins game, had a couple hours.

Found the closest AMP to stadium, had taxi deliver me from downtown. As we pulled up, and as I was settling up, seen monger walking in. I came in behind him, and the first thing I heard when opening the door "let him go first". The momma sin was old and ugly. I guess I missed his first question "anyone else here? Like I said, short on time, and not knowing the area, I rolled the dice thinking no fking way she will be my masseuse. I am not the best judge on Asians age, but if I called her 60, I would be lying. Sure enough, she is my masseuse. And she spoke zero English. . Well shit, what now? Game starting soon, no idea of other options, I went with it. Let her rub for 5 min, rubbed her leg, flipped and she did give one of the best BBBJ I have had.

Not proud, not recommending, felt dirty after. BUT, if that's your thing, you certainly have an option.

I feel your pain and have had my share of, "Damn, where is the closest shower?, "Who should be paying who?, "I need to gouge my eyes out!, and "Did I just pay for that, because I'd gladly pay 5 times the price to take it back!

[Gringo2123]

I think the fact you got a bbj at an AMP is the rare thing.

I had many PMs having a hard time locating.

Again, not recommending at 1:00 on Sunday, but this is the address. YMMV.

303 NE 167th.

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[February2]

167th st in Miami gardens. Not sure if this is the right forum, or maybe in Dade. Either way.

Was in a rush, out of town, going solo to Dolphins game, had a couple hours.

Found the closest AMP to stadium, had taxi deliver me from downtown. As we pulled up, and as I was settling up, seen monger walking in. I came in behind him, and the first thing I heard when opening the door "let him go first". The momma sin was old and ugly. I guess I missed his first question "anyone else here? Like I said, short on time, and not knowing the area, I rolled the dice thinking no fking way she will be my masseuse. I am not the best judge on Asians age, but if I called her 60, I would be lying. Sure enough, she is my masseuse. And she spoke zero English. . Well shit, what now? Game starting soon, no idea of other options, I went with it. Let her rub for 5 min, rubbed her leg, flipped and she did give one of the best BBBJ I have had.

Not proud, not recommending, felt dirty after. BUT, if that's your thing, you certainly have an option.

I had many PMs having a hard time locating.

Again, not recommending at 1:00 on Sunday, but this is the address. YMMV.

303 NE 167th.

[SaveMoney43]

Making the trip to area this weekend, looking for a solid AMP (preferentially LMP) that's not too heavy on the pockets. Any suggestions?

[February2]

167th st in Miami gardens. Not sure if this is the right forum, or maybe in Dade. Either way.

Was in a rush, out of town, going solo to Dolphins game, had a couple hours.

Found the closest AMP to stadium, had taxi deliver me from downtown. As we pulled up, and as I was settling up, seen monger walking in. I came in behind him, and the first thing I heard when opening the door "let him go first". The momma sin was old and ugly. I guess I missed his first question "anyone else here? Like I said, short on time, and not knowing the area, I rolled the dice thinking no fking way she will be my masseuse. I am not the best judge on Asians age, but if I called her 60, I would be lying. Sure enough, she is my masseuse. And she spoke zero English. . Well shit, what now? Game starting soon, no idea of other options, I went with it. Let her rub for 5 min, rubbed her leg, flipped and she did give one of the best BBBJ I have had.

Not proud, not recommending, felt dirty after. BUT, if that's your thing, you certainly have an option.

[JohnnyBrown]

Visited Ting Ting in Hollywood. Went for the hour massage and it was ok. The extra service was good but slightly overpriced. I will visit again if I come back to town.

[PiruGuy]

This place is located in a small mall near a cup cake bakery and Vietnamese restaurant. I was greeted by an average looking petite woman in her twenties. I opted for the half hour session for 40. There are several rooms and it appeared I was the only customer as it was very quiet.

She instructed me to undress and left the room. She was gone for what felt like a good ten to fifteen minutes. When she returned she was fully dressed and stayed that way the entire time. The massage which it was not was terrible. It was more rubbing than anything thing. She did ask me to turn over and it was the same. All rubbing and all above the waist. After 15 minutes she announce time was up. I told her she had not given me a 30 minute massage but of course she did not understand English at this time. I decided not to make a scene and got dressed.

As I was paying for the lousy rubbing / massage she had the nerve to ask that I pay her a tip. I politely said no and left.

Definitely would not recommend this place.

[Gringo2123]

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/nati...icle-1.2392388

[BlackBoss69]

So I know everyone agrees a AMP is a whatever type service and your generally better with a true provider. Regardless I still kind of like AMP visits personally. Something cool about seeing a random establishment and thinking / knowing you can get your rocks off in there .

Anyway. I had a moment from my life and wanted to try a place that I haven't read much about but figured it would suck anyway. But I've been surprised in the past. Well the location is on University Dr. In the plaza with Panera bread near Nova university. The AMP was ok to walk in, beds were ok, prices are high at 49/ HH 69 HR. The massage itself was good, lady was attractive, on the flip she said " all done " I smiled and was polite / professional and naked the whole time mind you and asked for her to really finish. She said they don't do that and walked out the room. So for all you out there. Just keep that in mind at this establishment. So all in all, a decent massage and a word wiser for next time.

I'm in the University area a lot recently so if anyone has suggestions around here please let me know!

First time poster east jing off griffin is good decent girls ok massage. Everything on the table and you can haggle if your pimp hand is strong. 1 of 3 similar establishments in that plaza but I've read paradise is too expensive and latina spa is full of hatians sobi haven't tried. Smoking hot lady on griffin rd AMP in cooper city by the regions bank but not sure what's on the table. I've done jing jing on stirling in hollywood but. Didn't like it sheets on the table rather then towles no wiggle room on the prices they offer table shower for 1. Massage was decent didn't like the flip he mechanicall. East jing is my fave roaming allowed and hot towel clean up. I'm married so can't take the risk associated with SW and BP girls. I look at AMPs like a business transaction.

[BlackBoss69]

So I know everyone agrees a AMP is a whatever type service and your generally better with a true provider. Regardless I still kind of like AMP visits personally. Something cool about seeing a random establishment and thinking / knowing you can get your rocks off in there .

Anyway. I had a moment from my life and wanted to try a place that I haven't read much about but figured it would suck anyway. But I've been surprised in the past. Well the location is on University Dr. In the plaza with Panera bread near Nova university. The AMP was ok to walk in, beds were ok, prices are high at 49/ HH 69 HR. The massage itself was good, lady was attractive, on the flip she said " all done " I smiled and was polite / professional and naked the whole time mind you and asked for her to really finish. She said they don't do that and walked out the room. So for all you out there. Just keep that in mind at this establishment. So all in all, a decent massage and a word wiser for next time.

I'm in the University area a lot recently so if anyone has suggestions around here please let me know!

First time poster east jing on griffin is good decent girls ok massage. Everything on the table and you can haggle if your pimp hand is strong. 1 of 3 similar establishments in that plaza but I've read paradise is too expensive and latina spa is full of hatians sobi haven't tried. Smoking hot lady on griffin rd AMP in cooper city by the regions bank but not sure what's on the table. I've done jing jing on stirling in hollywood but. Didn't like it sheets on the table rather then towles no wiggle room on the prices they offer table shower for 1. Massage was decent didn't like the flip he mechanicall. East jing is my fave roaming allowed and hot towel clean up. I'm married so can't take the risk associated with SW and BP girls. I look at AMPs like a business transaction.

[CakeZ]

So I know everyone agrees a AMP is a whatever type service and your generally better with a true provider. Regardless I still kind of like AMP visits personally. Something cool about seeing a random establishment and thinking / knowing you can get your rocks off in there .

Anyway. I had a moment from my life and wanted to try a place that I haven't read much about but figured it would suck anyway. But I've been surprised in the past. Well the location is on University Dr. In the plaza with Panera bread near Nova university. The AMP was ok to walk in, beds were ok, prices are high at 49/ HH 69 HR. The massage itself was good, lady was attractive, on the flip she said " all done " I smiled and was polite / professional and naked the whole time mind you and asked for her to really finish. She said they don't do that and walked out the room. So for all you out there. Just keep that in mind at this establishment. So all in all, a decent massage and a word wiser for next time.

I'm in the University area a lot recently so if anyone has suggestions around here please let me know!

[Normal Guy]

Think that was the name. 3410 griffin rd. Ad on BP said $10 off, fugly asian answers the door, I mention ad, says she not the boss, can't give 10 off. I start to walk and all of a sudden she can tell boss I'm first time and give 10 off. Fucking people. Pretty decent massage, hot stones and everything. Light playing with the boys. On the flip just HE for 40 no bbj or f. S. 60 to touch and take her top off. Told her to keep her top and ass to herself. I agree with the previous poster that AMPs are generally a waste, better off getting a real massage and hiring a harlot after for 40 to suck and fuck you.

It is a common practice for the boss / owner to deny being the boss / owner as a way to avoid giving discounts. I have never heard of denying an advertised special, but in general "I'm not the boss" is very common, in just about any retail work.

[Gringo2123]

Think that was the name. 3410 griffin rd. Ad on BP said $10 off, fugly asian answers the door, I mention ad, says she not the boss, can't give 10 off. I start to walk and all of a sudden she can tell boss I'm first time and give 10 off. Fucking people. Pretty decent massage, hot stones and everything. Light playing with the boys. On the flip just HE for 40 no bbj or f. S. 60 to touch and take her top off. Told her to keep her top and ass to herself. I agree with the previous poster that AMPs are generally a waste, better off getting a real massage and hiring a harlot after for 40 to suck and fuck you.