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[TheTonyShow]

Amen to the Tijuana rule! Miss universe isn't worth $350/ hr to me.

I completely disagree, you pay for what you get. When you are getting $50 worth, it's with a chick that normally maxes out at a 6. These memories will not last long. When you get a model material non addicted girl, it's a much better experience. I've read so many reviews of guys that are daty with a skeezer. I recently spent $350 on a city-girl and I ACTUALLY wanted to daty and in fact, it was beyond tasty. She also treated me like a long lost lover and dfking along with eye contact and multiple pops if needed.

http://liana.city-girls.com/

That's who I saw last Monday.

[MilwaukeeTJ]

I understand. Sometimes though, its quality over quantity. I can't think of any $50 dates where I came away feeling like I do with my $350 dates. The old adage, you get what you pay has rang true for me more times than not. That said, I have had some high priced dates that didn't work out and decent lower priced dates that were worth the money. Just letting you know if you wanted to splurge, odds are you'll find Makenzie worth the money.

I may just take you up on that.

[X Factor414]

She is smoking hot. But I need to follow the Tijuana rule #1. Do not go crazy for a $350 date because that is 7 BBBJCIM $50 dates.

Amen to the Tijuana rule! Miss universe isn't worth $350/ hr to me.

[FerrariForMe]

She is smoking hot. But I need to follow the Tijuana rule #1. Do not go crazy for a $350 date because that is 7 BBBJCIM $50 dates.

I understand. Sometimes though, its quality over quantity. I can't think of any $50 dates where I came away feeling like I do with my $350 dates. The old adage, you get what you pay has rang true for me more times than not. That said, I have had some high priced dates that didn't work out and decent lower priced dates that were worth the money. Just letting you know if you wanted to splurge, odds are you'll find Makenzie worth the money.

[MilwaukeeTJ]

I saw her late last week after seeing her pop up on P411. Started in the hobby out of state, but a local girl that will hopefully be around for a while. Makenzie is the ultimate girl next door. Young, cute as hell face and flawless body. I jumped at the chance to see her, because her pics looked great. When she opened the door I can't tell you how happy I was as she looks even better in person. Makenzie is new to this and needs someone that can take the lead. To me this just adds to her girl next door charm, but if your someone that likes to lay back and let the provider take control she may not be for you. She has a great personality and provides intelligent conversation on topics from politics to sports. Explored the full menu, except CIM and Greek which I didn't ask for. She was very responsive to DATY and FS. Claims to have had multiple O's which was pretty evident. She's at a higher price point at 350 for the hour. She offered me 1-1/2 hrs for 4 and I took her up on it. She did have room at a upscale downtown hotel which I like.

I will be seeing her again, in fact I'm currently working on something for next week.

https://www.preferred411.com/P195755

http://www.providerphone.com/913-730-0293/?id=7548809

She is smoking hot. But I need to follow the Tijuana rule #1. Do not go crazy for a $350 date because that is 7 BBBJCIM $50 dates.

[FerrariForMe]

I saw her late last week after seeing her pop up on P411. Started in the hobby out of state, but a local girl that will hopefully be around for a while. Makenzie is the ultimate girl next door. Young, cute as hell face and flawless body. I jumped at the chance to see her, because her pics looked great. When she opened the door I can't tell you how happy I was as she looks even better in person. Makenzie is new to this and needs someone that can take the lead. To me this just adds to her girl next door charm, but if your someone that likes to lay back and let the provider take control she may not be for you. She has a great personality and provides intelligent conversation on topics from politics to sports. Explored the full menu, except CIM and Greek which I didn't ask for. She was very responsive to DATY and FS. Claims to have had multiple O's which was pretty evident. She's at a higher price point at 350 for the hour. She offered me 1-1/2 hrs for 4 and I took her up on it. She did have room at a upscale downtown hotel which I like.

I will be seeing her again, in fact I'm currently working on something for next week.

https://www.preferred411.com/P195755

http://www.providerphone.com/913-730-0293/?id=7548809

[RndmFF]

Will be visiting next week. She is hot, but a handjob is worth more to me. Strict rules (covered everything, no daty / fluid exchange), snob attitude. Her price is fairly inflated.

[Howard5354]

Hoo ha! Smiles! Don't you just love her? I know Smiles personally, not professionally. She is great! She is very cute and she has a sweet personality. I have found her to be generous, honest, friendly and a little more intelligent than the typical provider.

And I can tell you this. She makes damn good money and unlike every other provider I've ever met, whether I like them or not, she uses her money wisely. NO SHIT!

I should prolly get with her professionally some day. It would be fun to horse that little body around! You could hold her in one hand, eat her pussy, and still watch the football game. YEAH! A true gem.

Coochie (How the fuck do you know her personally?) Eater.

God Bless You All.

Tried to get with Hotness a few times so I could taste her sweet pussy and pound it but she told me that I was the wrong complexion so she could not make the connection. Cool, its her snatch! There is so much good pussy in the world you don't give it a second thought, just move on to the next. Better get that pussy Coochie! When you do put in a good word for me so I can follow you on in and get myself a taste of the hotness. LOL.

[Coochie Eater]

Just wondering if you've ever seen Haley Hotness, Smiles, or Cuban Barbie. All three have good eating coochies!

Hoo ha! Smiles! Don't you just love her? I know Smiles personally, not professionally. She is great! She is very cute and she has a sweet personality. I have found her to be generous, honest, friendly and a little more intelligent than the typical provider.

And I can tell you this. She makes damn good money and unlike every other provider I've ever met, whether I like them or not, she uses her money wisely. NO SHIT!

I should prolly get with her professionally some day. It would be fun to horse that little body around! You could hold her in one hand, eat her pussy, and still watch the football game. YEAH! A true gem.

Coochie (How the fuck do you know her personally?) Eater.

God Bless You All.

[X Factor414]

I am in awe of you.

Me too! Cooch is without a doubt one of the best contributing members on this board. Unfortunately, I don't have the same preference in providers.

[LookingForLefty]

I don't know Lefty, I understand your apprehension, but I been fucking on the north side for damn near 25 years. I've had girls rip me off, do a cash and dash, I've had guys smoke crack in the house where I went to fuck a provider, I've had mothers greet me so I could fuck their daughters, I've had really pretty girls turn out to be really pretty guys, I've had little preggo girls throw fucks into me like I was their last meal before execution, I've had cops stop me and roust me up for mongering (but never busted), but I've never had my car broken into, been threatened with a weapon, or had any interaction with men, other that the really pretty ones I thought were girls. Twenty five years is a long time to push my luck, and maybe it will run out one of these days, but either I'm brave and brash or just plain stupid, but I'm still going back for that chocolate coochie.

So I offer again to anyone who's not scared, this girl is a keeper! Single family home, not neat, but not dirty. If the neighborhood scares you, offer to pick her up and take her to a notel. She has all the qualities we complain about. She didn't harangue me for money, she didn't go through my pockets, she didn't smoke crack or cigarettes, she didn't smell, or rather, she smelled good. DFK, GFE, fun body to play with, almost pain proof titties for pinching, squeezing and slapping, man I can go on and on.

I parked on the street in front of her house. Were there neighbors out when I left? Yep, sure were. Did I care? Nope, sure didn't. Did she offer me to park in back? Yep, sure did. Did I? Guess not. Did someone pop a cap in my ass?

You be the judge.

Coochie (God watches out for children and idiots, so I guess I know which side my bread is buttered on) Eater.

God Bless You All!

P.S. It could also be that I'm just bat-shit crazy. Hell, I don't know.

PPS And yes, Mom watched me do her daugher (she was of age, you sick fucks).

I am in awe of you.

[Miltown]

I don't know Lefty, I understand your apprehension, but I been fucking on the north side for damn near 25 years. I've had girls rip me off, do a cash and dash, I've had guys smoke crack in the house where I went to fuck a provider, I've had mothers greet me so I could fuck their daughters, I've had really pretty girls turn out to be really pretty guys, I've had little preggo girls throw fucks into me like I was their last meal before execution, I've had cops stop me and roust me up for mongering (but never busted), but I've never had my car broken into, been threatened with a weapon, or had any interaction with men, other that the really pretty ones I thought were girls. Twenty five years is a long time to push my luck, and maybe it will run out one of these days, but either I'm brave and brash or just plain stupid, but I'm still going back for that chocolate coochie.

So I offer again to anyone who's not scared, this girl is a keeper! Single family home, not neat, but not dirty. If the neighborhood scares you, offer to pick her up and take her to a notel. She has all the qualities we complain about. She didn't harangue me for money, she didn't go through my pockets, she didn't smoke crack or cigarettes, she didn't smell, or rather, she smelled good. DFK, GFE, fun body to play with, almost pain proof titties for pinching, squeezing and slapping, man I can go on and on.

I parked on the street in front of her house. Were there neighbors out when I left? Yep, sure were. Did I care? Nope, sure didn't. Did she offer me to park in back? Yep, sure did. Did I? Guess not. Did someone pop a cap in my ass?

You be the judge.

Coochie (God watches out for children and idiots, so I guess I know which side my bread is buttered on) Eater.

God Bless You All!

P.S. It could also be that I'm just bat-shit crazy. Hell, I don't know.

PPS And yes, Mom watched me do her daugher (she was of age, you sick fucks).

Coochie, you have big balls. That's all I can say. While I love sampling the black ladies, I had bad encounters 40 streets west of 29th. She could have gold in that pussy and it wouldn't be enough to get me to 29th and Hampton in broad daylight.

[Tomamy]

Just wondering if you've ever seen Haley Hotness, Smiles, or Cuban Barbie. All three have good eating coochies!

[Coochie Eater]

God be with you at 29th and Hampton. She would have to pay me to go into the combat zone to see her. I'd be so scared pimp daddy would jump out any second and put a cap in my wig.

I'm glad you had a great time. But I wouldn't be able to have a good time because I would be scared to death.

I don't know Lefty, I understand your apprehension, but I been fucking on the north side for damn near 25 years. I've had girls rip me off, do a cash and dash, I've had guys smoke crack in the house where I went to fuck a provider, I've had mothers greet me so I could fuck their daughters, I've had really pretty girls turn out to be really pretty guys, I've had little preggo girls throw fucks into me like I was their last meal before execution, I've had cops stop me and roust me up for mongering (but never busted), but I've never had my car broken into, been threatened with a weapon, or had any interaction with men, other that the really pretty ones I thought were girls. Twenty five years is a long time to push my luck, and maybe it will run out one of these days, but either I'm brave and brash or just plain stupid, but I'm still going back for that chocolate coochie.

So I offer again to anyone who's not scared, this girl is a keeper! Single family home, not neat, but not dirty. If the neighborhood scares you, offer to pick her up and take her to a notel. She has all the qualities we complain about. She didn't harangue me for money, she didn't go through my pockets, she didn't smoke crack or cigarettes, she didn't smell, or rather, she smelled good. DFK, GFE, fun body to play with, almost pain proof titties for pinching, squeezing and slapping, man I can go on and on.

I parked on the street in front of her house. Were there neighbors out when I left? Yep, sure were. Did I care? Nope, sure didn't. Did she offer me to park in back? Yep, sure did. Did I? Guess not. Did someone pop a cap in my ass?

You be the judge.

Coochie (God watches out for children and idiots, so I guess I know which side my bread is buttered on) Eater.

God Bless You All!

P.S. It could also be that I'm just bat-shit crazy. Hell, I don't know.

PPS And yes, Mom watched me do her daugher (she was of age, you sick fucks).

[Wanttoknow67]

Coochie you are a true legend in my mind.

Over the years you have provided me with some quality leads and I appreciate that. When I ask for a number I try to follow up. It is the right thing to do guys.

I don't get to sample often but Coochie's descriptions have been exactly what showed up when I have met them. If only Backpage was so accurate.

So guys, if I'm out here taking one or two for the team, please respect my experience and my judgement. And most of all, let's have some FUN!

Coochie (my rant is over) Eater.

God Bless You All.