Escort Reports

[Tomamy]

Just wondering if you've ever seen Haley Hotness, Smiles, or Cuban Barbie. All three have good eating coochies!

[Coochie Eater]

God be with you at 29th and Hampton. She would have to pay me to go into the combat zone to see her. I'd be so scared pimp daddy would jump out any second and put a cap in my wig.

I'm glad you had a great time. But I wouldn't be able to have a good time because I would be scared to death.

I don't know Lefty, I understand your apprehension, but I been fucking on the north side for damn near 25 years. I've had girls rip me off, do a cash and dash, I've had guys smoke crack in the house where I went to fuck a provider, I've had mothers greet me so I could fuck their daughters, I've had really pretty girls turn out to be really pretty guys, I've had little preggo girls throw fucks into me like I was their last meal before execution, I've had cops stop me and roust me up for mongering (but never busted), but I've never had my car broken into, been threatened with a weapon, or had any interaction with men, other that the really pretty ones I thought were girls. Twenty five years is a long time to push my luck, and maybe it will run out one of these days, but either I'm brave and brash or just plain stupid, but I'm still going back for that chocolate coochie.

So I offer again to anyone who's not scared, this girl is a keeper! Single family home, not neat, but not dirty. If the neighborhood scares you, offer to pick her up and take her to a notel. She has all the qualities we complain about. She didn't harangue me for money, she didn't go through my pockets, she didn't smoke crack or cigarettes, she didn't smell, or rather, she smelled good. DFK, GFE, fun body to play with, almost pain proof titties for pinching, squeezing and slapping, man I can go on and on.

I parked on the street in front of her house. Were there neighbors out when I left? Yep, sure were. Did I care? Nope, sure didn't. Did she offer me to park in back? Yep, sure did. Did I? Guess not. Did someone pop a cap in my ass?

You be the judge.

Coochie (God watches out for children and idiots, so I guess I know which side my bread is buttered on) Eater.

God Bless You All!

P.S. It could also be that I'm just bat-shit crazy. Hell, I don't know.

PPS And yes, Mom watched me do her daugher (she was of age, you sick fucks).

[Wanttoknow67]

Coochie you are a true legend in my mind.

Over the years you have provided me with some quality leads and I appreciate that. When I ask for a number I try to follow up. It is the right thing to do guys.

I don't get to sample often but Coochie's descriptions have been exactly what showed up when I have met them. If only Backpage was so accurate.

So guys, if I'm out here taking one or two for the team, please respect my experience and my judgement. And most of all, let's have some FUN!

Coochie (my rant is over) Eater.

God Bless You All.

[LookingForLefty]

Ok, so I've been gone from the boards for a while. I come back and start reading messages from back in April on to today. Every thread is 90% crap. Crap encounters, crap hunting, crap LEO, crap crap crap. We shouldn't be called mongers, we should be called chronic complainers.

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Coochie (my rant is over) Eater.

God Bless You All.

God be with you at 29th and Hampton. She would have to pay me to go into the combat zone to see her. I'd be so scared pimp daddy would jump out any second and put a cap in my wig.

I'm glad you had a great time. But I wouldn't be able to have a good time because I would be scared to death.

[Coochie Eater]

Ok, so I've been gone from the boards for a while. I come back and start reading messages from back in April on to today. Every thread is 90% crap. Crap encounters, crap hunting, crap LEO, crap crap crap. We shouldn't be called mongers, we should be called chronic complainers.

Ok, so I strike GOLD on the chat line. Cute, sexy, friendly, accommodating, clean, non-rushed, friendly, freaky, funny, great GFE! Doesn't hound me for money, even after the experience. WHAT THE HELL MORE DO YOU WANT?? Cindy Crawford? Beyonce? I mean Jesus!

So I tell her I'll hook her up with some good people. I'm in contact with a bunch of guys that would love her.

A Bunch.

A bunch = 3.

Three guys contact me. As per the rules of this board, I only make her digits available to traders and seniors. A couple of seniors contact me, and one regular who really trades. But given the quality of complaining on this board, I thought I'd be flooded. I shared another not long back and one guy says she's psycho without even meeting her. If she were psycho, I'd a told you, and I wouldn't promote her. But there's a lot of YMMV posts out there. YAY!

So guys, if we have someone who's great, and we want them to flourish, let's do right by them. Let's not dis anyone until they give us reason. If someone gives you a number and you can't use it right away, call the girl up and tell her "Hey, Coochie gave me your number, and I really want to get with you. I can't afford you right now, but your on my 'next to do' list. ".

For fuck's sake, I don't even promote girls I've had a good experience with, if everything isn't right. I pick up a BSW on Lisbon. Tall, light skinned, slim, very pretty. Go to my spot and she gives me great head. Big titties with milk still in them (GOD I love titty milk! I ask if she kisses. She lays a big lip lock on me. I ask if she does anal, and she says "Yeah, I prefer it. I cum harder. " I ask for digits and she gives me her number. I put it in my phone immediately and call it. I get a a voicemail of some guy saying "Yuh. ".

"That's my brother," she says. Okay, maybe it is and maybe it aint. I drop her off. I try to call her a couple of days later - "Yuh. " Leave message. No response. "Yuh" again, no response. I text. I get a text back saying he? She? Never heard of this person. Then two days later I get a text from this girl saying "Where are you?

Did I promote this nut-case? Did I offer digits to the board? If she had lived even an inch and a half closer to sane, I might have. Physically this girl was great. Approach to sex. Magnificent! Weird, bizarre, Twilight Zone living arrangement? Hells Yeah! No promotion here.

So guys, if I'm out here taking one or two for the team, please respect my experience and my judgement. And most of all, let's have some FUN!

Coochie (my rant is over) Eater.

God Bless You All.

[Coochie Eater]

So I'm on Quest listening to the local talent promoting their wares. I give a bunch of them my number, but the first to call me was Jamine. She sounded very perky and friendly. A couple of the other girls called me back, but I had already made up my mind for Jasmine. I was fairly far south when I talked to her, and she was up off 29th and Hampton. It took me a bit to get there, so she called me back and we talked about what we'd do to each other when I arrived.

She was standing out front of her house when I pulled up. She was very friendly and accommodating, a cute little black girl with just enough baby fat to give her shape. I followed her into her house and upstairs to a cluttered but clean bedroom. We stripped and I found myself in bed with a very cute, slightly chubby, delicious little provider. She told me on the phone that she likes to kiss, so I lost myself in her full, shapely lips. I worked around her neck and ears while I squeezed her nice sized titties. They're not perky, but they're nice handfuls with chewy nipples. I worked on her titties with my mouth for a while, then slid down to work on her clean, tasty coochie.

Her love bump is prominent but not large, so it made eating her very easy. I slid a couple of fingers up inside her and manipulated her g-spot while I sucked her lips and her clit. She popped off two orgasms then turned her attention on me. She started with a little head, then we moved on to more fun stuff. While she was sitting on top of me, I experimented with squeezing her nipples. MAN! I cranked and pulled on those babies like a vice-grips on steroids. She never flinched. Then I slapped them a little and she said that was fine. FUCK!

She was completely unrushed throughout the whole encounter, which is great because I have ol' leather dick syndrome, and getting me off takes more effort than negotiating with Iran. She never asked for money, even at the end. She was just waiting for me to get it for her.

So as always, I told her that I belong to a group of guys that promotes good providers, and this on is GREAT! She's cute, prolly a 7, she's short, maybe 5'2" or so, and she's shapely in a pleasantly chubby way. But she is a real freak! Has been done by a girl, has done two guys, and seems to enjoy the prospect of other sexual experiences.

HIGHLY RECOMMEND!!!

Digits for seniors and traders (no tradee no digie!

Coochie (Yes, I ate the hell out of that coochie) Eater.

God bless you all!

[RayDonovan2000]

Saw KK yesterday. In town for a couple more days. Advertises on eccie and the other board. Looks as good or better than pics. Rules are a bummer, but so hot that its easy to live without them. A fun ride from an out of town touring gal that could be headlining at any strip joint or starring in any porn film out there. Nice girl and absolutely beautiful. Wow!

Play safe!

S.

[ItaloSamoa]

Am I missing something? My searches on Facebook come up empty. Is there a trick to it?

She advertises publicly on Facebook and the dummy uses her work phone number to boot.

Notice, no problem giving out her real name as well, "REQUEST VIA PM IF NEEDED". Brags about the piles of cash, pics with drug use, etc. I see she's got some pics with Guns with high round mags on them as well. Probably both obtained illegally.

The "Blackface" look with blue lipstick is priceless and just screams schizophrenia. Looks like she walked around that way for a while, even to some poor kids graduation, LOL.

Yeah, that's a pass for me, and I like a lot of girls of color. A number come to mind who are without any of this kind of baggage.

I removed the Facebook link cause I'm not sure it's ok to post here.

[Howard5354]

She looks like my kinda freak in the sack, but her face book tells me she's a high risk for trouble.

I have seen her posts before. She sometimes wears blue lip stick. I cannot however speak to whether she is a high risk for trouble, as she does not see certain complexion people and usually when I see this I move on. However, I probably will not see her anyway before I like ladies with some junk in the trunk but wish everyone well. Good luck and god bless you all.

[ScooterAllCity]

Am I missing something? My searches on Facebook come up empty. Is there a trick to it?

Worked for me easy enough. I just put the phone number listed in Coochie's post in the search box and her page popped up. And I'm far form being a computer whiz.

[Wanttoknow67]

Am I missing something? My searches on Facebook come up empty. Is there a trick to it?

She looks like my kinda freak in the sack, but her face book tells me she's a high risk for trouble.

[ItaloSamoa]

Choochie always comes through. He finds these hot ladies and shares. This looks like nothing but good pussy and ass. So, as I always say. Better go get some of this pussy and leave her a tip.

She looks like my kinda freak in the sack, but her face book tells me she's a high risk for trouble.

[Howard5354]

Ok guys, You know I love my chocolate coochie, but I've fucking died and gone to heaven on this one. She is DARK chocolate. She has a perfect body 34 see 24 36 with the nicest natural titties and the roundest, high-riding booty ever.

AND she'll do just about anything! Suck fuck anal, DATY, she has a SWEET tasting pussy. She's actually very quiet, and not very talkative, but she's a freak in the sheets!! She can squirt too!

Here's some pics to get you going! She's out of town right now, but she'll be back on Thursday, so start making appointments now! I know I will.

Her name is Demi and her number is 414-888-1358. Hope you love her as much as I do!

Choochie always comes through. He finds these hot ladies and shares. This looks like nothing but good pussy and ass. So, as I always say. Better go get some of this pussy and leave her a tip.

[RockinAl]

Ok guys, You know I love my chocolate coochie, but I've fucking died and gone to heaven on this one. She is DARK chocolate. She has a perfect body 34 see 24 36 with the nicest natural titties and the roundest, high-riding booty ever.

AND she'll do just about anything! Suck fuck anal, DATY, she has a SWEET tasting pussy. She's actually very quiet, and not very talkative, but she's a freak in the sheets!! She can squirt too!

Here's some pics to get you going! She's out of town right now, but she'll be back on Thursday, so start making appointments now! I know I will.

Her name is Demi and her number is 414-888-1358. Hope you love her as much as I do!

Will be calling this one early next week. Great pictures.

[RockinAl]

Called Mason due to being a Monday, and wham, saw her an hour later. Had one wonderful time. She opened the door with a new outfit which I took off once in her bedroom. She laid on the bed upside down and gave me a great BBBJ for a good 10 min. Then mish. Then well ou name it we did it. She is great. I did shoot on her boobs. She is off his whole week so guys get busy. $. I am going to see her again on Friday. FYI she gained a little weight since I last seen her two weeks ago. I kind of wonder. ??

Saw Mason today. 2nd time and just as great, she is open to Bareback. And she was looking great and sexy at the door.

This one is a keeper.