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07-18-15 18:35 #79
I Don't Get It
Ok, so I've been gone from the boards for a while. I come back and start reading messages from back in April on to today. Every thread is 90% crap. Crap encounters, crap hunting, crap LEO, crap crap crap. We shouldn't be called mongers, we should be called chronic complainers.
Ok, so I strike GOLD on the chat line. Cute, sexy, friendly, accommodating, clean, non-rushed, friendly, freaky, funny, great GFE! Doesn't hound me for money, even after the experience. WHAT THE HELL MORE DO YOU WANT?? Cindy Crawford? Beyonce? I mean Jesus!
So I tell her I'll hook her up with some good people. I'm in contact with a bunch of guys that would love her.
A Bunch.
A bunch = 3.
Three guys contact me. As per the rules of this board, I only make her digits available to traders and seniors. A couple of seniors contact me, and one regular who really trades. But given the quality of complaining on this board, I thought I'd be flooded. I shared another not long back and one guy says she's psycho without even meeting her. If she were psycho, I'd a told you, and I wouldn't promote her. But there's a lot of YMMV posts out there. YAY!
So guys, if we have someone who's great, and we want them to flourish, let's do right by them. Let's not dis anyone until they give us reason. If someone gives you a number and you can't use it right away, call the girl up and tell her "Hey, Coochie gave me your number, and I really want to get with you. I can't afford you right now, but your on my 'next to do' list. ".
For fuck's sake, I don't even promote girls I've had a good experience with, if everything isn't right. I pick up a BSW on Lisbon. Tall, light skinned, slim, very pretty. Go to my spot and she gives me great head. Big titties with milk still in them (GOD I love titty milk! I ask if she kisses. She lays a big lip lock on me. I ask if she does anal, and she says "Yeah, I prefer it. I cum harder. " I ask for digits and she gives me her number. I put it in my phone immediately and call it. I get a a voicemail of some guy saying "Yuh. ".
"That's my brother," she says. Okay, maybe it is and maybe it aint. I drop her off. I try to call her a couple of days later - "Yuh. " Leave message. No response. "Yuh" again, no response. I text. I get a text back saying he? She? Never heard of this person. Then two days later I get a text from this girl saying "Where are you?
Did I promote this nut-case? Did I offer digits to the board? If she had lived even an inch and a half closer to sane, I might have. Physically this girl was great. Approach to sex. Magnificent! Weird, bizarre, Twilight Zone living arrangement? Hells Yeah! No promotion here.
So guys, if I'm out here taking one or two for the team, please respect my experience and my judgement. And most of all, let's have some FUN!
Coochie (my rant is over) Eater.
God Bless You All.
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07-16-15 23:36 #78
Quest Chat GOLD!
So I'm on Quest listening to the local talent promoting their wares. I give a bunch of them my number, but the first to call me was Jamine. She sounded very perky and friendly. A couple of the other girls called me back, but I had already made up my mind for Jasmine. I was fairly far south when I talked to her, and she was up off 29th and Hampton. It took me a bit to get there, so she called me back and we talked about what we'd do to each other when I arrived.
She was standing out front of her house when I pulled up. She was very friendly and accommodating, a cute little black girl with just enough baby fat to give her shape. I followed her into her house and upstairs to a cluttered but clean bedroom. We stripped and I found myself in bed with a very cute, slightly chubby, delicious little provider. She told me on the phone that she likes to kiss, so I lost myself in her full, shapely lips. I worked around her neck and ears while I squeezed her nice sized titties. They're not perky, but they're nice handfuls with chewy nipples. I worked on her titties with my mouth for a while, then slid down to work on her clean, tasty coochie.
Her love bump is prominent but not large, so it made eating her very easy. I slid a couple of fingers up inside her and manipulated her g-spot while I sucked her lips and her clit. She popped off two orgasms then turned her attention on me. She started with a little head, then we moved on to more fun stuff. While she was sitting on top of me, I experimented with squeezing her nipples. MAN! I cranked and pulled on those babies like a vice-grips on steroids. She never flinched. Then I slapped them a little and she said that was fine. FUCK!
She was completely unrushed throughout the whole encounter, which is great because I have ol' leather dick syndrome, and getting me off takes more effort than negotiating with Iran. She never asked for money, even at the end. She was just waiting for me to get it for her.
So as always, I told her that I belong to a group of guys that promotes good providers, and this on is GREAT! She's cute, prolly a 7, she's short, maybe 5'2" or so, and she's shapely in a pleasantly chubby way. But she is a real freak! Has been done by a girl, has done two guys, and seems to enjoy the prospect of other sexual experiences.
HIGHLY RECOMMEND!!!
Digits for seniors and traders (no tradee no digie!
Coochie (Yes, I ate the hell out of that coochie) Eater.
God bless you all!
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07-10-15 13:34 #77
Kristen Kindle
Saw KK yesterday. In town for a couple more days. Advertises on eccie and the other board. Looks as good or better than pics. Rules are a bummer, but so hot that its easy to live without them. A fun ride from an out of town touring gal that could be headlining at any strip joint or starring in any porn film out there. Nice girl and absolutely beautiful. Wow!
Play safe!
S.
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06-28-15 10:14 #76She advertises publicly on Facebook and the dummy uses her work phone number to boot.
Originally Posted by Wanttoknow67
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Notice, no problem giving out her real name as well, "REQUEST VIA PM IF NEEDED". Brags about the piles of cash, pics with drug use, etc. I see she's got some pics with Guns with high round mags on them as well. Probably both obtained illegally.
The "Blackface" look with blue lipstick is priceless and just screams schizophrenia. Looks like she walked around that way for a while, even to some poor kids graduation, LOL.
Yeah, that's a pass for me, and I like a lot of girls of color. A number come to mind who are without any of this kind of baggage.
I removed the Facebook link cause I'm not sure it's ok to post here.
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06-27-15 13:11 #75
Recognize her now
I have seen her posts before. She sometimes wears blue lip stick. I cannot however speak to whether she is a high risk for trouble, as she does not see certain complexion people and usually when I see this I move on. However, I probably will not see her anyway before I like ladies with some junk in the trunk but wish everyone well. Good luck and god bless you all. Originally Posted by ItaloSamoa
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06-27-15 10:41 #74Worked for me easy enough. I just put the phone number listed in Coochie's post in the search box and her page popped up. And I'm far form being a computer whiz. Originally Posted by Wanttoknow67
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06-27-15 09:55 #73
Am I missing something?
Am I missing something? My searches on Facebook come up empty. Is there a trick to it?
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06-27-15 09:43 #72She looks like my kinda freak in the sack, but her face book tells me she's a high risk for trouble. Originally Posted by Howard5354
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06-26-15 21:12 #71
Coochie comes through again
Choochie always comes through. He finds these hot ladies and shares. This looks like nothing but good pussy and ass. So, as I always say. Better go get some of this pussy and leave her a tip. Originally Posted by CoochieEater
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06-26-15 11:51 #70
Must do
Will be calling this one early next week. Great pictures. Originally Posted by CoochieEater
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06-25-15 15:41 #69
Mason
Saw Mason today. 2nd time and just as great, she is open to Bareback. And she was looking great and sexy at the door. Originally Posted by WillowRut
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This one is a keeper.
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06-25-15 14:09 #68
She's on facebook
I see that her # hits on Facebook. I like the black ones but I can't quite get into this one. To each there own. Sounds like some great action. Originally Posted by CoochieEater
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06-23-15 13:54 #67
Demi! Holy shit the bed!
Ok guys, You know I love my chocolate coochie, but I've fucking died and gone to heaven on this one. She is DARK chocolate. She has a perfect body 34 see 24 36 with the nicest natural titties and the roundest, high-riding booty ever.
AND she'll do just about anything! Suck fuck anal, DATY, she has a SWEET tasting pussy. She's actually very quiet, and not very talkative, but she's a freak in the sheets!! She can squirt too!
Here's some pics to get you going! She's out of town right now, but she'll be back on Thursday, so start making appointments now! I know I will.
Her name is Demi and her number is 414-888-1358. Hope you love her as much as I do!
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06-22-15 20:57 #66
Mason
Called Mason due to being a Monday, and wham, saw her an hour later. Had one wonderful time. She opened the door with a new outfit which I took off once in her bedroom. She laid on the bed upside down and gave me a great BBBJ for a good 10 min. Then mish. Then well ou name it we did it. She is great. I did shoot on her boobs. She is off his whole week so guys get busy. $. I am going to see her again on Friday. FYI she gained a little weight since I last seen her two weeks ago. I kind of wonder. ??
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12-31-14 02:07 #65
Chat line Super Find!
Left a voice ad on Qwest. Got a response (actually two responses. (One was from a woman who said I was a jerk and I can't say why in this forum, but I'll be glad to tell you in PM), and the second was from Charity. I called her and she texted me some pictures. I liked the humongous hooters, and she had a nice ass, so WTF, how wrong could I be?
I picked her up at a friend's house and took her to a northside Notel. She said she'd pay the room out of her $100 fee, so I went into the office with her to transact business. The person behind the counter knew her well and they chatted a bit like old friends. The clerk was very friendly toward me as well, so apparently she is a regular customer there, and they seem to be happy with her vocation. The room was small but neat and clean. I freshened up, and then Charity did too. She came out of the bathroom with those huge tits bouncing, and the nice meaty nipples were very inviting. Well the don't call me Coochie Eater for nothing, so I went to town on her clean, tasty pussy. I made it last as long as I could, because the $100 was for an hour and a half. When she finally came, I did the Michael Vick's Pit Bull routine on her, and she almost cried trying to get away from me.
Once caveat: She's had some kids, so she has a raisin belly. I don't usually like it, but the overall package made up for it.
After relaxing for a bit, letting me suck on those huge nipples, she went to town on me. GREAT HEAD! DAMN! Great head! We tried a variety of positions before I got off, then chatted for a while. She didn't rush me out the door even though my time was up, and I didn't leave until her next appt called and gave his ETA. I promised her I would promote her, so here she is. She is def your next UTR! Sweet, cute (the picture doesn't do her face justice), accommodating, freaky, friendly, and she didn't hound me for money through the session, allowing me to pay the balance at the end. This girl is a bargain at any price. Said she's mainly a dom, so if any of you subs out there need a spanking, she's the girl for you.
She IS your next UTR..
Digits for SENIORS and TRADERS which means if you're not a senior, you need to have the number of a girl in your email asking me for digits.
Coochie (Damn! I found a HOT one! Eater.
God Bless You All.
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