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[Howard5354]

Hoo ha! Smiles! Don't you just love her? I know Smiles personally, not professionally. She is great! She is very cute and she has a sweet personality. I have found her to be generous, honest, friendly and a little more intelligent than the typical provider.

And I can tell you this. She makes damn good money and unlike every other provider I've ever met, whether I like them or not, she uses her money wisely. NO SHIT!

I should prolly get with her professionally some day. It would be fun to horse that little body around! You could hold her in one hand, eat her pussy, and still watch the football game. YEAH! A true gem.

Coochie (How the fuck do you know her personally?) Eater.

God Bless You All.

Tried to get with Hotness a few times so I could taste her sweet pussy and pound it but she told me that I was the wrong complexion so she could not make the connection. Cool, its her snatch! There is so much good pussy in the world you don't give it a second thought, just move on to the next. Better get that pussy Coochie! When you do put in a good word for me so I can follow you on in and get myself a taste of the hotness. LOL.

[Coochie Eater]

Just wondering if you've ever seen Haley Hotness, Smiles, or Cuban Barbie. All three have good eating coochies!

Hoo ha! Smiles! Don't you just love her? I know Smiles personally, not professionally. She is great! She is very cute and she has a sweet personality. I have found her to be generous, honest, friendly and a little more intelligent than the typical provider.

And I can tell you this. She makes damn good money and unlike every other provider I've ever met, whether I like them or not, she uses her money wisely. NO SHIT!

I should prolly get with her professionally some day. It would be fun to horse that little body around! You could hold her in one hand, eat her pussy, and still watch the football game. YEAH! A true gem.

Coochie (How the fuck do you know her personally?) Eater.

God Bless You All.

[X Factor414]

I am in awe of you.

Me too! Cooch is without a doubt one of the best contributing members on this board. Unfortunately, I don't have the same preference in providers.

[LookingForLefty]

I don't know Lefty, I understand your apprehension, but I been fucking on the north side for damn near 25 years. I've had girls rip me off, do a cash and dash, I've had guys smoke crack in the house where I went to fuck a provider, I've had mothers greet me so I could fuck their daughters, I've had really pretty girls turn out to be really pretty guys, I've had little preggo girls throw fucks into me like I was their last meal before execution, I've had cops stop me and roust me up for mongering (but never busted), but I've never had my car broken into, been threatened with a weapon, or had any interaction with men, other that the really pretty ones I thought were girls. Twenty five years is a long time to push my luck, and maybe it will run out one of these days, but either I'm brave and brash or just plain stupid, but I'm still going back for that chocolate coochie.

So I offer again to anyone who's not scared, this girl is a keeper! Single family home, not neat, but not dirty. If the neighborhood scares you, offer to pick her up and take her to a notel. She has all the qualities we complain about. She didn't harangue me for money, she didn't go through my pockets, she didn't smoke crack or cigarettes, she didn't smell, or rather, she smelled good. DFK, GFE, fun body to play with, almost pain proof titties for pinching, squeezing and slapping, man I can go on and on.

I parked on the street in front of her house. Were there neighbors out when I left? Yep, sure were. Did I care? Nope, sure didn't. Did she offer me to park in back? Yep, sure did. Did I? Guess not. Did someone pop a cap in my ass?

You be the judge.

Coochie (God watches out for children and idiots, so I guess I know which side my bread is buttered on) Eater.

God Bless You All!

P.S. It could also be that I'm just bat-shit crazy. Hell, I don't know.

PPS And yes, Mom watched me do her daugher (she was of age, you sick fucks).

I am in awe of you.

[Miltown]

I don't know Lefty, I understand your apprehension, but I been fucking on the north side for damn near 25 years. I've had girls rip me off, do a cash and dash, I've had guys smoke crack in the house where I went to fuck a provider, I've had mothers greet me so I could fuck their daughters, I've had really pretty girls turn out to be really pretty guys, I've had little preggo girls throw fucks into me like I was their last meal before execution, I've had cops stop me and roust me up for mongering (but never busted), but I've never had my car broken into, been threatened with a weapon, or had any interaction with men, other that the really pretty ones I thought were girls. Twenty five years is a long time to push my luck, and maybe it will run out one of these days, but either I'm brave and brash or just plain stupid, but I'm still going back for that chocolate coochie.

So I offer again to anyone who's not scared, this girl is a keeper! Single family home, not neat, but not dirty. If the neighborhood scares you, offer to pick her up and take her to a notel. She has all the qualities we complain about. She didn't harangue me for money, she didn't go through my pockets, she didn't smoke crack or cigarettes, she didn't smell, or rather, she smelled good. DFK, GFE, fun body to play with, almost pain proof titties for pinching, squeezing and slapping, man I can go on and on.

I parked on the street in front of her house. Were there neighbors out when I left? Yep, sure were. Did I care? Nope, sure didn't. Did she offer me to park in back? Yep, sure did. Did I? Guess not. Did someone pop a cap in my ass?

You be the judge.

Coochie (God watches out for children and idiots, so I guess I know which side my bread is buttered on) Eater.

God Bless You All!

P.S. It could also be that I'm just bat-shit crazy. Hell, I don't know.

PPS And yes, Mom watched me do her daugher (she was of age, you sick fucks).

Coochie, you have big balls. That's all I can say. While I love sampling the black ladies, I had bad encounters 40 streets west of 29th. She could have gold in that pussy and it wouldn't be enough to get me to 29th and Hampton in broad daylight.

[Tomamy]

Just wondering if you've ever seen Haley Hotness, Smiles, or Cuban Barbie. All three have good eating coochies!

[Coochie Eater]

God be with you at 29th and Hampton. She would have to pay me to go into the combat zone to see her. I'd be so scared pimp daddy would jump out any second and put a cap in my wig.

I'm glad you had a great time. But I wouldn't be able to have a good time because I would be scared to death.

I don't know Lefty, I understand your apprehension, but I been fucking on the north side for damn near 25 years. I've had girls rip me off, do a cash and dash, I've had guys smoke crack in the house where I went to fuck a provider, I've had mothers greet me so I could fuck their daughters, I've had really pretty girls turn out to be really pretty guys, I've had little preggo girls throw fucks into me like I was their last meal before execution, I've had cops stop me and roust me up for mongering (but never busted), but I've never had my car broken into, been threatened with a weapon, or had any interaction with men, other that the really pretty ones I thought were girls. Twenty five years is a long time to push my luck, and maybe it will run out one of these days, but either I'm brave and brash or just plain stupid, but I'm still going back for that chocolate coochie.

So I offer again to anyone who's not scared, this girl is a keeper! Single family home, not neat, but not dirty. If the neighborhood scares you, offer to pick her up and take her to a notel. She has all the qualities we complain about. She didn't harangue me for money, she didn't go through my pockets, she didn't smoke crack or cigarettes, she didn't smell, or rather, she smelled good. DFK, GFE, fun body to play with, almost pain proof titties for pinching, squeezing and slapping, man I can go on and on.

I parked on the street in front of her house. Were there neighbors out when I left? Yep, sure were. Did I care? Nope, sure didn't. Did she offer me to park in back? Yep, sure did. Did I? Guess not. Did someone pop a cap in my ass?

You be the judge.

Coochie (God watches out for children and idiots, so I guess I know which side my bread is buttered on) Eater.

God Bless You All!

P.S. It could also be that I'm just bat-shit crazy. Hell, I don't know.

PPS And yes, Mom watched me do her daugher (she was of age, you sick fucks).

[Wanttoknow67]

Coochie you are a true legend in my mind.

Over the years you have provided me with some quality leads and I appreciate that. When I ask for a number I try to follow up. It is the right thing to do guys.

I don't get to sample often but Coochie's descriptions have been exactly what showed up when I have met them. If only Backpage was so accurate.

So guys, if I'm out here taking one or two for the team, please respect my experience and my judgement. And most of all, let's have some FUN!

Coochie (my rant is over) Eater.

God Bless You All.

[LookingForLefty]

Ok, so I've been gone from the boards for a while. I come back and start reading messages from back in April on to today. Every thread is 90% crap. Crap encounters, crap hunting, crap LEO, crap crap crap. We shouldn't be called mongers, we should be called chronic complainers.

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Coochie (my rant is over) Eater.

God Bless You All.

God be with you at 29th and Hampton. She would have to pay me to go into the combat zone to see her. I'd be so scared pimp daddy would jump out any second and put a cap in my wig.

I'm glad you had a great time. But I wouldn't be able to have a good time because I would be scared to death.

[Coochie Eater]

Ok, so I've been gone from the boards for a while. I come back and start reading messages from back in April on to today. Every thread is 90% crap. Crap encounters, crap hunting, crap LEO, crap crap crap. We shouldn't be called mongers, we should be called chronic complainers.

Ok, so I strike GOLD on the chat line. Cute, sexy, friendly, accommodating, clean, non-rushed, friendly, freaky, funny, great GFE! Doesn't hound me for money, even after the experience. WHAT THE HELL MORE DO YOU WANT?? Cindy Crawford? Beyonce? I mean Jesus!

So I tell her I'll hook her up with some good people. I'm in contact with a bunch of guys that would love her.

A Bunch.

A bunch = 3.

Three guys contact me. As per the rules of this board, I only make her digits available to traders and seniors. A couple of seniors contact me, and one regular who really trades. But given the quality of complaining on this board, I thought I'd be flooded. I shared another not long back and one guy says she's psycho without even meeting her. If she were psycho, I'd a told you, and I wouldn't promote her. But there's a lot of YMMV posts out there. YAY!

So guys, if we have someone who's great, and we want them to flourish, let's do right by them. Let's not dis anyone until they give us reason. If someone gives you a number and you can't use it right away, call the girl up and tell her "Hey, Coochie gave me your number, and I really want to get with you. I can't afford you right now, but your on my 'next to do' list. ".

For fuck's sake, I don't even promote girls I've had a good experience with, if everything isn't right. I pick up a BSW on Lisbon. Tall, light skinned, slim, very pretty. Go to my spot and she gives me great head. Big titties with milk still in them (GOD I love titty milk! I ask if she kisses. She lays a big lip lock on me. I ask if she does anal, and she says "Yeah, I prefer it. I cum harder. " I ask for digits and she gives me her number. I put it in my phone immediately and call it. I get a a voicemail of some guy saying "Yuh. ".

"That's my brother," she says. Okay, maybe it is and maybe it aint. I drop her off. I try to call her a couple of days later - "Yuh. " Leave message. No response. "Yuh" again, no response. I text. I get a text back saying he? She? Never heard of this person. Then two days later I get a text from this girl saying "Where are you?

Did I promote this nut-case? Did I offer digits to the board? If she had lived even an inch and a half closer to sane, I might have. Physically this girl was great. Approach to sex. Magnificent! Weird, bizarre, Twilight Zone living arrangement? Hells Yeah! No promotion here.

So guys, if I'm out here taking one or two for the team, please respect my experience and my judgement. And most of all, let's have some FUN!

Coochie (my rant is over) Eater.

God Bless You All.

[Coochie Eater]

So I'm on Quest listening to the local talent promoting their wares. I give a bunch of them my number, but the first to call me was Jamine. She sounded very perky and friendly. A couple of the other girls called me back, but I had already made up my mind for Jasmine. I was fairly far south when I talked to her, and she was up off 29th and Hampton. It took me a bit to get there, so she called me back and we talked about what we'd do to each other when I arrived.

She was standing out front of her house when I pulled up. She was very friendly and accommodating, a cute little black girl with just enough baby fat to give her shape. I followed her into her house and upstairs to a cluttered but clean bedroom. We stripped and I found myself in bed with a very cute, slightly chubby, delicious little provider. She told me on the phone that she likes to kiss, so I lost myself in her full, shapely lips. I worked around her neck and ears while I squeezed her nice sized titties. They're not perky, but they're nice handfuls with chewy nipples. I worked on her titties with my mouth for a while, then slid down to work on her clean, tasty coochie.

Her love bump is prominent but not large, so it made eating her very easy. I slid a couple of fingers up inside her and manipulated her g-spot while I sucked her lips and her clit. She popped off two orgasms then turned her attention on me. She started with a little head, then we moved on to more fun stuff. While she was sitting on top of me, I experimented with squeezing her nipples. MAN! I cranked and pulled on those babies like a vice-grips on steroids. She never flinched. Then I slapped them a little and she said that was fine. FUCK!

She was completely unrushed throughout the whole encounter, which is great because I have ol' leather dick syndrome, and getting me off takes more effort than negotiating with Iran. She never asked for money, even at the end. She was just waiting for me to get it for her.

So as always, I told her that I belong to a group of guys that promotes good providers, and this on is GREAT! She's cute, prolly a 7, she's short, maybe 5'2" or so, and she's shapely in a pleasantly chubby way. But she is a real freak! Has been done by a girl, has done two guys, and seems to enjoy the prospect of other sexual experiences.

HIGHLY RECOMMEND!!!

Digits for seniors and traders (no tradee no digie!

Coochie (Yes, I ate the hell out of that coochie) Eater.

God bless you all!

[RayDonovan2000]

Saw KK yesterday. In town for a couple more days. Advertises on eccie and the other board. Looks as good or better than pics. Rules are a bummer, but so hot that its easy to live without them. A fun ride from an out of town touring gal that could be headlining at any strip joint or starring in any porn film out there. Nice girl and absolutely beautiful. Wow!

Play safe!

S.

[ItaloSamoa]

Am I missing something? My searches on Facebook come up empty. Is there a trick to it?

She advertises publicly on Facebook and the dummy uses her work phone number to boot.

Notice, no problem giving out her real name as well, "REQUEST VIA PM IF NEEDED". Brags about the piles of cash, pics with drug use, etc. I see she's got some pics with Guns with high round mags on them as well. Probably both obtained illegally.

The "Blackface" look with blue lipstick is priceless and just screams schizophrenia. Looks like she walked around that way for a while, even to some poor kids graduation, LOL.

Yeah, that's a pass for me, and I like a lot of girls of color. A number come to mind who are without any of this kind of baggage.

I removed the Facebook link cause I'm not sure it's ok to post here.

[Howard5354]

She looks like my kinda freak in the sack, but her face book tells me she's a high risk for trouble.

I have seen her posts before. She sometimes wears blue lip stick. I cannot however speak to whether she is a high risk for trouble, as she does not see certain complexion people and usually when I see this I move on. However, I probably will not see her anyway before I like ladies with some junk in the trunk but wish everyone well. Good luck and god bless you all.

[ScooterAllCity]

Am I missing something? My searches on Facebook come up empty. Is there a trick to it?

Worked for me easy enough. I just put the phone number listed in Coochie's post in the search box and her page popped up. And I'm far form being a computer whiz.