Massage Parlor Reports

[Woody32]

Well as we all know, the AMP market in RI is unfortunately going the way of the buggy whip. Not being from RI, I now have little reason to go there now. So I've been on the hunt for a replacement, and let me tell you there's a lot of CRAP out there. For example this dump 'Professional Asian Body Work' which can be found on craigslist. http://providence.craigslist.org/thp/5075517274.html. They have 3 locations: Westport, Seekonk, and Swansea Mall (can you believe it). Well I initially went to the Westport location (closer to home) and let me say in one word it SUCKED!! Worst ever.

I walked in and met the receptionist of the uninspiring establishment. She, who was a 5 at best, turned out to also be my provider. She lead me to the tiny room where I removed my clothes and laid on what could be best described as a wooden bench with very little padding. When she returned, she began what was at best a mediocre massage. During the massage, I could hear another monger enter the front door into the waiting area (which was right outside the room I was in). So the provider stopped the massage, opened the room door to speak to him (telling him it would be a 20 min wait). A few minutes later, the same thing happened. The she began making and receiving phone calls. At least 4!! But it gets better or should I say worst. During the pre flip tease (which was pathetic), she took a call from what seem to be her boss or partner (a male), and put it on speaker phone! So while I'm supposed to be getting aroused, I'm hearing a mans voice! The came the icing on the cake. After the flip, she began massaging and teasing around my midsection: getting close but not touching it. So I began to get impatient and directed her hand to it but she refused and took MY hand and placed it on my the* I again asked and said I would tip and she said no. So I ended up just jerking off in front of her (she looked away). I could have done this at home for free! When it was over, I stepped out of the room to leave and sitting right there in the waiting area was another monger. Not even an attempt to keep us separated. Luck I didn't know him Damage. 50 + . 10 and she's lucky she got the. 10.

In an effort to give them another try, I went to the Swansea Mall branch (I know a risk taker). I walked into the malls main entrance and right there on the right was Asian body works. So I walked into there wide open establishment and was brought to a small room with by-fold doors again right off the waiting area which was right off the mall area. I must say this time the provider was a little better looking. Massage was ok. There was no tease, she up sold me another half hour after the flip (was hoping things were going to get good). Then deja vu! Lots of teasing but no touch! I had to finish myself again! Well that's the last time for me and I hope you take my advice STAY AWAY! I hope LEO gets this dump. These places are popping up all over to take advantage of the RI situation, so beware!

Hey man sorry your 2 try's didn't work out, but I'm still laughing my ass off, try MA.

Lots and lots of are and T places, thanks for brighting up a cold Rainey night.

[Alover]

Well as we all know, the AMP market in RI is unfortunately going the way of the buggy whip. Not being from RI, I now have little reason to go there now. So I've been on the hunt for a replacement, and let me tell you there's a lot of CRAP out there. For example this dump 'Professional Asian Body Work' which can be found on craigslist. http://providence.craigslist.org/thp/5075517274.html. They have 3 locations: Westport, Seekonk, and Swansea Mall (can you believe it). Well I initially went to the Westport location (closer to home) and let me say in one word it SUCKED!! Worst ever.

I walked in and met the receptionist of the uninspiring establishment. She, who was a 5 at best, turned out to also be my provider. She lead me to the tiny room where I removed my clothes and laid on what could be best described as a wooden bench with very little padding. When she returned, she began what was at best a mediocre massage. During the massage, I could hear another monger enter the front door into the waiting area (which was right outside the room I was in). So the provider stopped the massage, opened the room door to speak to him (telling him it would be a 20 min wait). A few minutes later, the same thing happened. The she began making and receiving phone calls. At least 4!! But it gets better or should I say worst. During the pre flip tease (which was pathetic), she took a call from what seem to be her boss or partner (a male), and put it on speaker phone! So while I'm supposed to be getting aroused, I'm hearing a mans voice! The came the icing on the cake. After the flip, she began massaging and teasing around my midsection: getting close but not touching it. So I began to get impatient and directed her hand to it but she refused and took MY hand and placed it on my the* I again asked and said I would tip and she said no. So I ended up just jerking off in front of her (she looked away). I could have done this at home for free! When it was over, I stepped out of the room to leave and sitting right there in the waiting area was another monger. Not even an attempt to keep us separated. Luck I didn't know him Damage. 50 + . 10 and she's lucky she got the. 10.

In an effort to give them another try, I went to the Swansea Mall branch (I know a risk taker). I walked into the malls main entrance and right there on the right was Asian body works. So I walked into there wide open establishment and was brought to a small room with by-fold doors again right off the waiting area which was right off the mall area. I must say this time the provider was a little better looking. Massage was ok. There was no tease, she up sold me another half hour after the flip (was hoping things were going to get good). Then deja vu! Lots of teasing but no touch! I had to finish myself again! Well that's the last time for me and I hope you take my advice STAY AWAY! I hope LEO gets this dump. These places are popping up all over to take advantage of the RI situation, so beware!

[Doodle12]

I like to mix it up between FS AMPs like Harmony and FE and go to places like Main Therapy. Like place where you can get a good TS, good massage and HJ and some mutual touching. I was disappointed to hear the Main has apparently closed (at least for present time). Are there any other AMPs like Main that you would recommend? Thanks!

[Ambrose]

Welcome to the not too distant future, when as I said earlier, the AAMPS will take over, when the AMP's are gone. The AAMP's are much less reliable, but every once in a great while, you can uncover a gem.

There is a big demand for AMPs in this area, I wouldn't be surprised to see them springing up in close by states. But you are right there will be more AAMPs than ever and they can be a crap shoot. The best we can do in that case is to rely on each other for intel.

[Ambrose]

That poster you are referring to is definitely female and management. He (she) bad mouths girls that leave there and has rave reviews for entire staff with flowery no descriptive verbiage that only females would use. The same poster also discusses other non Asian spas and I Believe all are the same owner. I wouldn't go there based on this.

Thanks for the feedback, and now that you mention it that poster does sound like a female. It never crossed my mind, I thought maybe a shill.

[SMS 54]

http://providence.backpage.com/Femal...t-girl/4884401

ARE YOU READY TO HAVE THE BEST TIME OF YOUR LIFE?

IF SO, I'm JUST THE GIRL YOU ARE LOOKING FOR!! JOJO JUST GOT HERE!

My sweet personality and tender touch will have you mesmerized I am an extremely down to earth, smart, sexy, sophisticated and adventurous girl who just loves to have fun! I Have The BROWN eyEs of a Goddess.

Face of an Angel. Skills of a Star!

☆No need too be shy I'm waiting too hear from you.

Please Call 718-887-1878.

Took a chance with an asian incall as I'd rather fuck on a bed then a massage table. I asked the girl if she looked anything like the pic and she said that's my pic, I said great. Ugly girl met me at entrance of Motel 6, I was like is there another girl in the room. She mumbled something so I followed her to the room, she was the only girl, I just left. This lady I wouldn't have fucked for free, she was like the ugly mamasans sister that does laundry at an AMP. Ended up going to Harmony.

Welcome to the not too distant future, when as I said earlier, the AAMPS will take over, when the AMP's are gone. The AAMP's are much less reliable, but every once in a great while, you can uncover a gem.

[Rome400]

http://providence.backpage.com/Femal...t-girl/4884401

ARE YOU READY TO HAVE THE BEST TIME OF YOUR LIFE?

IF SO, I'm JUST THE GIRL YOU ARE LOOKING FOR!! JOJO JUST GOT HERE!

My sweet personality and tender touch will have you mesmerized I am an extremely down to earth, smart, sexy, sophisticated and adventurous girl who just loves to have fun! I Have The BROWN eyEs of a Goddess.

Face of an Angel. Skills of a Star!

☆No need too be shy I'm waiting too hear from you.

Please Call 718-887-1878.

Took a chance with an asian incall as I'd rather fuck on a bed then a massage table. I asked the girl if she looked anything like the pic and she said that's my pic, I said great. Ugly girl met me at entrance of Motel 6, I was like is there another girl in the room. She mumbled something so I followed her to the room, she was the only girl, I just left. This lady I wouldn't have fucked for free, she was like the ugly mamasans sister that does laundry at an AMP. Ended up going to Harmony.

[JohnnyT101]

I knocked myself off line before I finished the post.

So anyway, I left disgusted. Now I'm wondering if Ingrid is worth the trouble. Anyone care to give a little intel, there is no real intel here on this place or Ingrid either. Another site has glowing reviews about Opulence & Enso, all by the same poster, he goes way over the top so I'm not so sure.

That poster you are referring to is definitely female and management. He (she) bad mouths girls that leave there and has rave reviews for entire staff with flowery no descriptive verbiage that only females would use. The same poster also discusses other non Asian spas and I Believe all are the same owner. I wouldn't go there based on this.

[HappyDave]

I stopped by last night around 11, still closed. I wonder if Kim decided to throw in the towel. The future doesn't look good for the AMPs, maybe she decided it's just not worth building up the business only to be shut down eventually.

They put some coin into fixing it up, kind of strainge just to walk away. The way I was told Yoko was away for a day or two but not on vacation, was strange also and she apparently never returned.

[Postman]

I stopped by last night around 11, still closed. I wonder if Kim decided to throw in the towel. The future doesn't look good for the AMPs, maybe she decided it's just not worth building up the business only to be shut down eventually.

[SMS 54]

I noticed in that article you took me to task for missing something in said that the bill in the state legislature hasn't advanced since a committee hearing in April, so it's likely doubtful with all the other higher profile stuff they've got to finish up in the next couple weeks it will get a vote on the floor this year.

Correct, but it's on its way, enjoy the spas while you can.

[MustLoveDoggy]

Any info on " Bella " ?

http://providence.backpage.com/BodyR...st-min/4836592

Looks promising.

If its the same girl (tattoo on website makes me think so), I've seen her before when she was going through a bit of trouble.

See my review. She's attractive, petite with a nice T and A.

[Fly Dangler]

If the statewide law goes into effect, then it will be time for the Apartment AMP's, which tend not to be near as much fun for the money, for those of us with the yellow fever.

I noticed in that article you took me to task for missing something in said that the bill in the state legislature hasn't advanced since a committee hearing in April, so it's likely doubtful with all the other higher profile stuff they've got to finish up in the next couple weeks it will get a vote on the floor this year.

[One Eye Ruled]

Friday night Main closed, door locked and dark. Harmony open, rush job.

[HappyDave]

No answer all afternoon. Right when I have a back injury too!

I guess being across from the school admin building isn't the best location.

I dropped in there and Pleasant last night both were closed and locked. Far east had the famous open light dark but the door was unlocked. Guys came in after me so something is up. Never seen an RI spa closed at ten PM.