The Rat Trap

**NedleyMandingo** · 06-13-15 06:56

Also 434 in Longwood by I-4, Winter Garden Village, W.Osceola Parkway in Kissimmee and Central Fl. Parkway by Sea World!

Originally Posted by SpermSac73 [View Original Post]

If I am ever in that area, I will definitely check it out. I thought they only had two locations in Orlando with the other one near the airport.

**Chris5** · 06-13-15 00:13

Originally Posted by AncientOne [View Original Post]

Although I rarely venture into the SW section (not my thing), I do know that you are a prolific poster in that section. You must be totally bored to venture over here and proclaim your admiration for Mr. And Mrs. DIM WITS. Sissy Chrissy 5 has revealed his true self here, perhaps not on the SW thread. Among other things he is a cheap bastard who thinks that his mighty dollar can make chicks do flips for him. That very well could be the case with SW girls but not the next level of SP's. He has a hard time understanding that and lambasts us mongers for "overpaying". Tell us SJ, how is his Intel over there in the SW thread? Is he at least a worthy monger in your domain? He and Grandma Bat Shit Crazy keep you entertained here on Rat Trap? AWESOME! Play Safe!

Jealously will get you no where you asshole!! YOU contribute ZERO to this board!! SJ is a master of his trade! Me and Savanna laugh at your dumb ass everyday!!

Checkmate.

**Chris5** · 06-13-15 00:11

Originally Posted by Yragyrag [View Original Post]

If Grandma Swaggs is the best sex you have ever had in your life, I truly feel sorry for you dude. Who the hell you been fucking? Oh, that's right, you love the SWs.

Grandma Swaggs' pussy is like gold? Well, you just may be right. And I bet that honey pot of gold is found at the end of a rainbow, correct?

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Oh Yrag! You're back you piece of shit! Again with the weird photos you gay midget! YES Savanna is the BEST I ever had!! I'm just keeping it real!

Checkmate.

**Yragyrag** · 06-12-15 23:28

Originally Posted by Chris5 [View Original Post]

Savanna is AWESOME! The best sex I have ever had in my life SJ!! Pussy is like gold!

If Grandma Swaggs is the best sex you have ever had in your life, I truly feel sorry for you dude. Who the hell you been fucking? Oh, that's right, you love the SWs.

Grandma Swaggs' pussy is like gold? Well, you just may be right. And I bet that honey pot of gold is found at the end of a rainbow, correct?

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**AncientOne** · 06-12-15 14:46

Originally Posted by StrokinJoe [View Original Post]

And I'm not looking for change back. I love this forum. I rarely ever post here because I am NOT mentally armed well enough to do battle with the wits here. I do understand what the The Rat Trap is all about and I love it. With that being said, Chris5 and Swaggana are my idols. I've never met either, other than a few shared posts and PM's. In the SW section where I post, there is a different type of literary posting, mostly about dates, intel, etc. The Rat Trap is about insulting people and calling them out. If you want to tell the peeps how bad their hygiene is, how shitty their service is, how old or ugly they are, or if they are limp dicked, you are in the RIGHT PLACE. If you are offended or take it too personally, GET THE FUCK OUT! Keep up the good work Brothers, and Sisters. SJ.

Although I rarely venture into the SW section (not my thing), I do know that you are a prolific poster in that section. You must be totally bored to venture over here and proclaim your admiration for Mr. And Mrs. DIM WITS. Sissy Chrissy 5 has revealed his true self here, perhaps not on the SW thread. Among other things he is a cheap bastard who thinks that his mighty dollar can make chicks do flips for him. That very well could be the case with SW girls but not the next level of SP's. He has a hard time understanding that and lambasts us mongers for "overpaying". Tell us SJ, how is his Intel over there in the SW thread? Is he at least a worthy monger in your domain? He and Grandma Bat Shit Crazy keep you entertained here on Rat Trap? AWESOME! Play Safe!

**Chris5** · 06-12-15 14:39

Originally Posted by StrokinJoe [View Original Post]

And I'm not looking for change back. I love this forum. I rarely ever post here because I am NOT mentally armed well enough to do battle with the wits here. I do understand what the The Rat Trap is all about and I love it. With that being said, Chris5 and Swaggana are my idols. I've never met either, other than a few shared posts and PM's. In the SW section where I post, there is a different type of literary posting, mostly about dates, intel, etc. The Rat Trap is about insulting people and calling them out. If you want to tell the peeps how bad their hygiene is, how shitty their service is, how old or ugly they are, or if they are limp dicked, you are in the RIGHT PLACE. If you are offended or take it too personally, GET THE FUCK OUT! Keep up the good work Brothers, and Sisters. SJ.

SJ as I have said to you many times, and I can also speak for Savanna as well. We are huge fans of all your posts in the other thread. Your posts are the first ones I read every morning brother. SJ the Rat Trap is definitely not for the weak and timid. Most mongers in here are all fucking douche bags! Led by that ASSHOLE Ancient Ass! Many here on the trap are complete waste of time, liars, gay, IDIOTS, morons, douche bags and pretend mongers! These mother fuckers are the worst in Orlando! They are followers not leader's! The SP in the TRAP are no better, led by PORKY aka just jenna! This FAT pig is the worst of the worst! Horrible person! Paige, cindy and that twat Michelle 1!

Welcome to the TRAP SJ!! LOL!

Savanna is AWESOME! The best sex I have ever had in my life SJ!! Pussy is like gold!

**StrokinJoe** · 06-12-15 13:33

Originally Posted by NoAlibis [View Original Post]

How do you idolize a person on an open forum, regardless of who they are? We all know on the Internet we can be who we're not, and do what we don't. You can't verify what's fiction and what's not. Exactly what is it you admire about a person on the net? To be intrigued I could understand, but to idolize someone who you can't verify their body of work, is a little hard for me to grasp.

I am idolizing their "work" therefore this is based on their postings. Like idolizing an actor for their movies. They could be a great actor but the biggest asshole in real life. I don't care about their personal life, I watch their movies. This is an open forum for people to tell the truth, lies, whatever they want. We can read into it anyway we want, to believe or not, don't matter. I may have not been totally clear but the way I meant it is that I love their posts, stories, arguments, insults, etc. It's very entertaining to me. Not judging them personally. I get lots of compliments on my posts in the SW section. I also get insults and threats too. They all have their own options and their prerogatives to post. Good post Brother. SJ.

**No Alibis** · 06-12-15 13:18

Originally Posted by StrokinJoe [View Original Post]

And I'm not looking for change back. I love this forum. I rarely ever post here because I am NOT mentally armed well enough to do battle with the wits here. I do understand what the The Rat Trap is all about and I love it. With that being said, Chris5 and Swaggana are my idols. I've never met either, other than a few shared posts and PM's. In the SW section where I post, there is a different type of literary posting, mostly about dates, intel, etc. The Rat Trap is about insulting people and calling them out. If you want to tell the peeps how bad their hygiene is, how shitty their service is, how old or ugly they are, or if they are limp dicked, you are in the RIGHT PLACE. If you are offended or take it too personally, GET THE FUCK OUT! Keep up the good work Brothers, and Sisters. SJ.

How do you idolize a person on an open forum, regardless of who they are? We all know on the Internet we can be who we're not, and do what we don't. You can't verify what's fiction and what's not. Exactly what is it you admire about a person on the net? To be intrigued I could understand, but to idolize someone who you can't verify their body of work, is a little hard for me to grasp.

Personally, I read and interact with peoples posts, but to the ones I've never met, in all reality, they're just an alphabet that appears on my screen.

**StrokinJoe** · 06-12-15 13:00

And I'm not looking for change back. I love this forum. I rarely ever post here because I am NOT mentally armed well enough to do battle with the wits here. I do understand what the The Rat Trap is all about and I love it. With that being said, Chris5 and Swaggana are my idols. I've never met either, other than a few shared posts and PM's. In the SW section where I post, there is a different type of literary posting, mostly about dates, intel, etc. The Rat Trap is about insulting people and calling them out. If you want to tell the peeps how bad their hygiene is, how shitty their service is, how old or ugly they are, or if they are limp dicked, you are in the RIGHT PLACE. If you are offended or take it too personally, GET THE FUCK OUT! Keep up the good work Brothers, and Sisters. SJ.

**JustJenna** · 06-12-15 10:35

Originally Posted by SpermSac73 [View Original Post]

Been there several times in the past in the Dr. Phillips area. Nice ambience and total dining experience.

There is a new Bonefish Grill in Waterford Lakes. Same amazing menu, with a little less traffic compared to the Dr. Phillips location!

**Member #4882** · 06-12-15 09:54

Is still wasting Bandwith. What a waste of forum space. Do what you do best and go Snitch to the LEO on a provider. And that is "FAQ".

If don't want to give the dude info then don't. STFU and don't try to be the voice of the forum. You post nothing worth reading.

I want to be as polite as I can, but you have two posts, one in Nashville the other here, and both are asking for intel. With all due respect, this isn't a concierge service.

From most of our experiences, you will not get anywhere with Michele1 L because she has the most stringent vetting on the planet. She requires a reference from a SP that is on her list of friends. She is drop dead gorgeous, an A-plus provider, sees as many guys as she wants and, frankly, gets to make that decision. Most of us that are her friends think it is a good thing.

Are there other SP's? You bet. And there are those equal to her in talent and looks. Just don't expect for us to open our collective Rolodex's for you to peruse. We worked too damn hard and put too much on the line for that and we don't know if you are real or fake or LEO or a teenage boy wanking in the dark. But everything you might want to know, and great recommendations for great dates, and also warnings of who not to see, may be found in the virtual pages of the archives of our fine literary club.

Here is my suggestion on how to use this forum:

First, RTTF, and start with the "FAQ" thread located toward the bottom of the lists of threads (start at the back and work forward, it is short). You will find valuable info there. Then, pick the threads with actual reviews and take notes as you go.

Second, make a list and start making contact in the manner the ladies want. Most want texts. A few will PM. Hide the list from your significant other. Duh!

Third, make your dates.

Forth, write reviews.

We do hope you have a wonderful time in our town and look forward to the reviews you will write.

Just one man's opinion.

C3.

**Chris5** · 06-12-15 09:21

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**MissMurno69** · 06-12-15 08:56

Originally Posted by BackJack [View Original Post]

How have you been I,have not seen you in years. Time to pay another visit.

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I'm doing better than ever! How about you?

**Chris5** · 06-12-15 08:53

A special good morning to my sexy best friend Savanna. Not only are you SEXY as hell, you're also a very intelligent and special woman to me.

I'm so lucky to have met you!!

Xoxo.