The Rat Trap

[Chris5]

[Deleted by Admin]

Do not use my actions to advance your stupidity here. I am not interested in being in the middle of this crap.

A2

[Just Cruzin]

Has anyone ever seen the 1971 cult classic, Harrold (Chris) and Maude (Swags)? Just curious.

Be safe,

JC.

[Sexifun]

Wow! Lmfao! Not so sexi fun couldn't even pay for a room in Ft Myers? Now that's just fucking pathetic!! Savanna just look at her ugly face! She is a broke sp! I still think Cindy should just hit the trail and call it a day.

Checkmate.

Hey sm's can you please tell these fools my name. Tina NEVER cindy. Delusional at it's best. Come on I was real deal before you even had an understanding. Bye ***** bye.

[Feeling Frogy]

There seems to be a little rumor that feelingfrogy has started walking again. We haven't seen much from her in the way of ads lately (January / February 2015) but heard that she might be back to strolling. Hard to believe but, hey, hopefully just a temporary situation but then again rates might be lower if so. She always loved car dates. OBT?

Never walked, never will, stop spreading lies about me.

[PharmaGuy]

From my mailbox (not PM's).

Why is it that people always call me a coward and suggest that I wouldn't have the balls to meet them in real life from behind their keyboards am I the only guy who sees the irony?

He doesn't even know I'm not Jackson.

Oh well back to my fabulous life, with my John Cenna good looks and Rocklike build, typing notes with my arms powered by 18" biceps, attached to a 54" chest for all of you to read.

A2.

Jag was starting his own board. Or did you guys have him sign a non-compete clause?LOL.

Bring back my buddy!!

[Chris5]

Japanese steak houses are a dime a dozen can be found in ANY city, usually when visiting on vacation NORMAL people go for the unique and not in every strip mall type of restaurants.

Douche bag city.

[PaigeSweetStuf]

Lmao. Renound. That isn't even a word.

You may have meant renowned.

Good lawd. Just when you think you have seen it all.

BBH.

As Everyone knows Port Orange is the Posh area, more "Top Drawer" than Ormand. And douchebag you're going to the Fking beach and you are expecting Steak houses and Japanese, are you high on your own supply CTFU.

Checkmate.

[Feeling Frogy]

My favorite provider in Orlando. And my vote would be Feeling Froggy. That is a fine lady, lots of fun, very 420 friendly, low-key, low volume, only on USASG, as commented on she has a magic tongue, must be multi-lingual, doesn't know how to quit and won't miss a drop. Will go MSOG, loves k-9, hints at learning Greek (maybe one day), eats up DATY and has a large clitoris that likes to be sucked and paid attention to, is a cool person to hang out with and likes to talk, and will make you feel like you are her man (at least for the time you are with her).

Just want to clarify for everyone out there, I never seen this guy. He was nothing but rude, disrespectful, and extremely explicit in his emails, which is why I refused to see him. Now I've been hearing from multiple friends that he is spreading rumors and lies about me. Just a warning to take what he says with a grain of salt. Much love.

[Chris5]

One more thing, it's marking the one year that I left the henhouse Hasselberry lodge, where are you? Oh that's right, still in Kissimmee living in a LOW budget hotel running your Kmart blue light specials.

Checkmate.

Damm baby, you are lighting this ugly beitch sexi not so fun up!! LOL.

Douche bag city!

[Member #4882]

How have you been I,have not seen you in years. Time to pay another visit.

P

Just asking Sweetie!

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[Member #4882]

Same shit he told me. Even tried to get a provider to give him my contact info. But you had never visited the provider. Him so lonely now. Oh my goodness "my Jag Effect" that shit was funny. He has banged more women than Wilt Chamnerlin. Lmao. Now he is in Jag Prison. He had a cult following to. Guess that was his alter ego Jazak.

From my mailbox (not PM's).

Why is it that people always call me a coward and suggest that I wouldn't have the balls to meet them in real life from behind their keyboards am I the only guy who sees the irony?

He doesn't even know I'm not Jackson.

Oh well back to my fabulous life, with my John Cenna good looks and Rocklike build, typing notes with my arms powered by 18" biceps, attached to a 54" chest for all of you to read.

A2.

[AncientOne]

That was so good LOL, I'm just confused on whether to laugh or be turned on. I'm actually kind of turned on with you describing yourself to us. Dang, now I have to go get Ms. Pinky, if anyone hears loud noises resembling " Ohhhhh A2222222" than you know what I'm doing.

Xoxo,

Savanna.

He is too much of a gentleman to tell you the truth so I will. He is surrounded by HOT Latina poon tang between the ages of 18 and 22 and they hang on his every muscle flex for his loose change. Quite the opposite of Grandma Susan Swags sex. This means that either YOU would have to pay HIM, and hopefully he would be able to keep the vomit from exploding into his own mouth OR you and Ms. Pinky would be investing in bulk batteries. Checkmate.

Please don't speak for me again.

While it's true I am surrounded by young latin pussy (there's one on my couch right now) I think Swags is kinda hot. Crazy as hell obviously, I'd never let her know where I live, but the great artists are always fucking crazy.

A2

[PaigeSweetStuf]

It was about 2 months ago when I last visited Daytona and I had an excellent meal there. They have table top hibachi's. Sounds like exactly what you may be looking for. They have exquisite sushi. They also offer amazing flaming cocktails if that is your thing.

They are located in Port Orange. If you google them you will all you need to know. I highly suggest checking them out.

Xoxo.

Paige.

As I am not originally from Florida I have to travel to Daytona for work this coming week for a few days. I decided to leave early and spend the weekend there since it has been many years since I have traveled to a beach. I know there may be better / nicer beach options but this one works with my schedule.

I have been looking online for a decent club to go to Saturday night. Not a biker bar, not a strip club, but a place to mingle, have a few drinks and dance. I am having a hard time finding one. Any suggestions?

Also looking for some higher end steak houses and japanese restaurants. Does anyone have to suggest?

Which part of the beach is the nicest / cleanest. I am thinking more Ormond from what I have reasearched.

Thank you in advance.

BBH.

[PaigeSweetStuf]

Looks absolutely wonderful! Thank you for the recommendation!

I am not a fan of diner food so I think I will pass on the Cracked Egg.

I am a chameleon so I will fit in just fine. I always exceed my limits, limits are only set by those that will never reach them.

Thank you for the valid info for once.

BBH.

Don't forget all the fabulous restaurants on the Boardwalk. Although neither are on the Boardwalk, I highly recommend "Aunt Catfish" & "The Cracked Egg" but I'm positive it would either be out of his limits or just wouldn't fit in. Too bad, they both are so yummy.

Checkmate.

[MissMurno69]

What category is that?

Just asking Sweetie!