Massage Parlor Reports

[Masci6]

Anyone been to this spa in Chantilly lately? Used to be a great place under a different name years ago and shut down a few times. See it's open again as Mikos and wondering if staff are good. Always loved the atmosphere inside, was very classy. Anyone been there?

[AznVrep]

Went out and saw joyce. As others have mentioned she's a bit off but I think its because she got busted before. When I went in I had my sunglasses on my head and she immediately pulled them off and inspected them. I'm guessing she was looking for a camera. After I stripped down she seemed to feel more at ease. I'd rate her a 6/10. She's younger and cuter than most providers you'll find in the area and she's all natural. Also seems like she's a cleanliness freak. Constantly wiping everything off with paper towels. I might repeat if I'm in the area. A bit of a drive for me now. Total damage $1. 2.

[JohnWarhammer]

Sounds pretty bad overall. I understand there is a no touching policy, but am curious whether any visuals were provided. Thanks.

No visuals and based on other reviews of no touching and being yelled at I was very very cautious going forward. I let her do her thing. She was hardly pretty and honestly might be the first person I couldn't really see touching anyways.

[Laura Rager]

Got a name, number or some other way of identifying her? Sounds like she's someone to steer well clear of.

Sorry you had a crap session but thanks for TOFTT and even more for the warning!

ALso, beware, she has a reputation of flipping out and threatening past customers.

[Jf Faster]

I saw her last week because I had been so bored Friday and wanted to try a new AMP. I wasn't really going to do a review, but because I see were talking about her now I guess I'll throw one out there.

Saw her Friday around 8 pm, her house is cluttered with all sorts of art and design decor, has a weird smell. Her studio is down in the basement and honestly wasn't all that bad. Her appearance as of right now, she hardly looks like what is depicted in the picture. She's shorter and fatter, face honestly is almost not even recognizable. I paid for a sensual session and got the most boring massage ever. Actually aggravating as she wouldn't shut up about weird religion and spiritual powers and reincarnation and how she's trying to get in contact with the government to discuss this crazy evidence she stumbled upon about Israel and Palestine located in the USA and how she's writing these books. At one point I thought I was going to be some sacrificial murder to her blood gods on Jupiter / Saturn or whatever. She kept talking needless to say and only until the flip did she began to quiet down a bit and gave me what I was really looking for. Her technique was good and based on the other board I was afraid she was just going to massage it and not actually do the "job". Well it didn't take long and I would say her skills were far better than I was expecting given the rest of the session.

TLDR: Massage horrible / so much lotion used / awful hard dry towel used to wipe most of it off. Above average rub, but suffer through weird personality and story.

I will not go back however as Woodbridge was honestly a bit of a track for me.

Sounds pretty bad overall. I understand there is a no touching policy, but am curious whether any visuals were provided. Thanks.

[Kamen]

Is the got bust? Do not find any news! I missing my ATF girl Coco!

Closed, I'm looking for where they turn up as well.

[JohnWarhammer]

Forgot about the extra period that gets added by the forum software.

About Nena, I had considered a visit, even with her no touching policy, since she has reviews on the oThER site that say her massage is pretty good. But if her massage is subpar (and that bowl of oil report is pretty creepy) then what's the point?

Thanks to AznVrep for the heads up as it certainly saved me some time and $.

I saw her last week because I had been so bored Friday and wanted to try a new AMP. I wasn't really going to do a review, but because I see were talking about her now I guess I'll throw one out there.

Saw her Friday around 8 pm, her house is cluttered with all sorts of art and design decor, has a weird smell. Her studio is down in the basement and honestly wasn't all that bad. Her appearance as of right now, she hardly looks like what is depicted in the picture. She's shorter and fatter, face honestly is almost not even recognizable. I paid for a sensual session and got the most boring massage ever. Actually aggravating as she wouldn't shut up about weird religion and spiritual powers and reincarnation and how she's trying to get in contact with the government to discuss this crazy evidence she stumbled upon about Israel and Palestine located in the USA and how she's writing these books. At one point I thought I was going to be some sacrificial murder to her blood gods on Jupiter / Saturn or whatever. She kept talking needless to say and only until the flip did she began to quiet down a bit and gave me what I was really looking for. Her technique was good and based on the other board I was afraid she was just going to massage it and not actually do the "job". Well it didn't take long and I would say her skills were far better than I was expecting given the rest of the session.

TLDR: Massage horrible / so much lotion used / awful hard dry towel used to wipe most of it off. Above average rub, but suffer through weird personality and story.

I will not go back however as Woodbridge was honestly a bit of a track for me.

[Krakatoa]

The massage sucked and the NOVA was the worst I've ever had. Erica was her name. (I think, started with an E. She mumbled a lot too.) She's got a belly to boot. Ugh.

Bro, I feel bad for leading you astray. I have not tried any of the new providers. The manager asked me to provide feedback, so I will pass along your comments.

[ZebraSoile]

There's a for lease sign in the window so doubtful they'll be reopening under "new" management at that location. Their website is also down but IIRC they also had a place in F'burg. If that's still in business then it might be possible to call and ask if they have any plans to open somewhere in this area.

Did a google search and this seems to be the place:

https://local.yahoo.com/info-1672872...fredericksburg

Try massage-qi in Reston, off Reston Parkway, near USGS.

[JmSuttr]

Closed, I'm looking for where they turn up as well.

There's a for lease sign in the window so doubtful they'll be reopening under "new" management at that location. Their website is also down but IIRC they also had a place in F'burg. If that's still in business then it might be possible to call and ask if they have any plans to open somewhere in this area.

Did a google search and this seems to be the place:

https://local.yahoo.com/info-1672872...fredericksburg

[Telcova]

Hi, anyone know what is going on the Massage Relax Center in Oakton?

The phone number is disconnected!

K.

Closed, I'm looking for where they turn up as well.

[Zingie]

I had heard that Magic got married, which would explain selling her place and going legit. I also had heard there may have been some legal problems as far as proper licensing to work, from home, but don't know if that is fact. Zaza being the sweet lady she is may have just tired of the whole deal, plus not having a place to host. I had wondered if she might reunite with KK, but didn't happen.

Zaza doesn't go by zaza anymore. KK's place is completely legit now, too. Another Thai girl in Sterling also went legit. The trend is, almost all the Thai masseuses have gone legit. Good on them if they choose to do so.

[Kamen]

Hi, anyone know what is going on the Massage Relax Center in Oakton?

The phone number is disconnected!

K.

[Dooder]

Just tried them today. It's been a long while since I've been. Perhaps 6 to 8 months long.

She wanted me to shoot in my mouth. Seriously. Actually stopped what she was doing and asked me to do it and wouldn't continue until I said yes. She negotiated with me until I said yes. Thankfully my control is good and I knew how to avoid it.

Uuuhhhhhhhhhhh. Wha! I've heard stories but I'm blown away by this (No pun intended). My favorite part is not that she's controlling the negotiation or you agreeing to it (a show she should pay for!) but the fact that you were able to overcome adversity through your superior ejaculation skills. That's the saving grace, huh? Lmfao! "Yes! Whew! Thank goodness for that good control! Don't know how many times that saved my life in the Philippines. " Maybe if we all work on our negotiation skills we wouldn't have to "perform" heroic acts?

Sorry man, just busting on ya. LOL. (pun intended. I have no control!) .

That's pretty wild and hope you share more of your adventures.

[Kijimuna]

She wanted me to shoot in my mouth. Seriously. Actually stopped what she was doing and asked me to do it and wouldn't continue until I said yes. She negotiated with me until I said yes.

LOL, what!