Massage Parlor Reports

**Telcova** · 04-26-15 14:25

Originally Posted by Kamen [View Original Post]

Hi, anyone know what is going on the Massage Relax Center in Oakton?

The phone number is disconnected!

K.

Closed, I'm looking for where they turn up as well.

**Zingie** · 04-26-15 13:29

Originally Posted by Nyhornet [View Original Post]

I had heard that Magic got married, which would explain selling her place and going legit. I also had heard there may have been some legal problems as far as proper licensing to work, from home, but don't know if that is fact. Zaza being the sweet lady she is may have just tired of the whole deal, plus not having a place to host. I had wondered if she might reunite with KK, but didn't happen.

Zaza doesn't go by zaza anymore. KK's place is completely legit now, too. Another Thai girl in Sterling also went legit. The trend is, almost all the Thai masseuses have gone legit. Good on them if they choose to do so.

**Kamen** · 04-26-15 11:26

Hi, anyone know what is going on the Massage Relax Center in Oakton?

The phone number is disconnected!

K.

**Dooder** · 04-25-15 19:09

Originally Posted by DrivenHarder [View Original Post]

Just tried them today. It's been a long while since I've been. Perhaps 6 to 8 months long.

She wanted me to shoot in my mouth. Seriously. Actually stopped what she was doing and asked me to do it and wouldn't continue until I said yes. She negotiated with me until I said yes. Thankfully my control is good and I knew how to avoid it.

Uuuhhhhhhhhhhh. Wha! I've heard stories but I'm blown away by this (No pun intended). My favorite part is not that she's controlling the negotiation or you agreeing to it (a show she should pay for!) but the fact that you were able to overcome adversity through your superior ejaculation skills. That's the saving grace, huh? Lmfao! "Yes! Whew! Thank goodness for that good control! Don't know how many times that saved my life in the Philippines. " Maybe if we all work on our negotiation skills we wouldn't have to "perform" heroic acts?

Sorry man, just busting on ya. LOL. (pun intended. I have no control!) .

That's pretty wild and hope you share more of your adventures.

**Kijimuna** · 04-25-15 16:38

Originally Posted by DrivenHarder [View Original Post]

She wanted me to shoot in my mouth. Seriously. Actually stopped what she was doing and asked me to do it and wouldn't continue until I said yes. She negotiated with me until I said yes.

LOL, what!

**DrivenHarder** · 04-24-15 19:42

Originally Posted by Krakatoa [View Original Post]

This place used to be my main haunt, but I lost interest after my ATF Mimi left. Recently I noticed they started advertising again, so I thought I would check it out. Lo and behold, Mimi is back and starring in the role of Mamasan. This seemed incongruous to me, as she is not that old and in my opinion still gorgeous, but fortunately she still sees her regulars.

More interesting for most of you cats is that all the old ladies who used to work there are gone and have been replaced by a crop of young providers. Mimi introduced me to a bona fide 27 year old and said the other two new girls are in their twenties and thirties, respectively.

If you're a discount shopper, this may not be the place for you, but the service has always been excellent, and the new talent looks promising.

Just tried them today. It's been a long while since I've been. Perhaps 6 to 8 months long.

She wouldn't shut up. English wasn't a challenge for her. Seemed to carry a massive chip on her shoulder. Cussed a lot. Kept moaning about how she use to party and couldn't any more. How her body is falling apart. Which it is. While she was somewhat funny in a disgruntled stoner kind of way, it made it hard to relax. She wanted me to shoot in my mouth. Seriously. Actually stopped what she was doing and asked me to do it and wouldn't continue until I said yes. She negotiated with me until I said yes. Thankfully my control is good and I knew how to avoid it.

Don't go Wed. Sat. In all her talking I learned when the younger girls are there. Mon / Tues.

The massage sucked and the NOVA was the worst I've ever had. Erica was her name. (I think, started with an E. She mumbled a lot too.) She's got a belly to boot. Ugh.

AMPs are my backup plan to being stoodup by "consultants" and this place just fell off my list. I could not be more pissed off about the experience. I should have walked but my smaller head was doing all the thinking.

**JmSuttr** · 04-24-15 15:10

Originally Posted by BuckshotWatson [View Original Post]

I think it is Nena in Woodbridge. Never seen her, but heard she is weird. Link works if you delete the period at the end:

http://nova.backpage.com/BodyRubs/si...studio/6999790

Forgot about the extra period that gets added by the forum software.

About Nena, I had considered a visit, even with her no touching policy, since she has reviews on the oThER site that say her massage is pretty good. But if her massage is subpar (and that bowl of oil report is pretty creepy) then what's the point?

Thanks to AznVrep for the heads up as it certainly saved me some time and $.

**BuckshotWatson** · 04-24-15 09:56

Originally Posted by JmSuttr [View Original Post]

Got a name, number or some other way of identifying her? Sounds like she's someone to steer well clear of.

Sorry you had a crap session but thanks for TOFTT and even more for the warning!

I think it is Nena in Woodbridge. Never seen her, but heard she is weird. Link works if you delete the period at the end:

http://nova.backpage.com/BodyRubs/si...studio/6999790

**JmSuttr** · 04-23-15 22:59

Originally Posted by AznVrep [View Original Post]

Headed down to see this provider http://nova.backpage.com/BodyRubs/si...tudio/6999790. judging from the ad I should have known that that's not a good idea. She was a bit strange (photos depict that). She took me downstairs and her place smelled like cat piss. Gave me a mediocre massage and had a huge bowl of oil or something. Made me wonder how many other dude's skin and god knows what else was in that bowl. She gave me the flip but no roaming whatsoever. Wouldn't let me see anything. Would not repeat. Looks 3/10 massage 4/10.

Got a name, number or some other way of identifying her? Sounds like she's someone to steer well clear of.

Sorry you had a crap session but thanks for TOFTT and even more for the warning!

**AznVrep** · 04-23-15 21:52

Headed down to see this provider http://nova.backpage.com/BodyRubs/si...tudio/6999790. judging from the ad I should have known that that's not a good idea. She was a bit strange (photos depict that). She took me downstairs and her place smelled like cat piss. Gave me a mediocre massage and had a huge bowl of oil or something. Made me wonder how many other dude's skin and god knows what else was in that bowl. She gave me the flip but no roaming whatsoever. Wouldn't let me see anything. Would not repeat. Looks 3/10 massage 4/10.

**AznVrep** · 04-22-15 21:07

Visited a new place on the corner of Columbia pike and glebe and found on the usual site. This place is 100% legit. I've been twice and no extras were provided. Save your cash for somewhere else. $. 6 for half hour and the massage is not that good.

**Krakatoa** · 04-21-15 23:05

This place used to be my main haunt, but I lost interest after my ATF Mimi left. Recently I noticed they started advertising again, so I thought I would check it out. Lo and behold, Mimi is back and starring in the role of Mamasan. This seemed incongruous to me, as she is not that old and in my opinion still gorgeous, but fortunately she still sees her regulars.

More interesting for most of you cats is that all the old ladies who used to work there are gone and have been replaced by a crop of young providers. Mimi introduced me to a bona fide 27 year old and said the other two new girls are in their twenties and thirties, respectively.

If you're a discount shopper, this may not be the place for you, but the service has always been excellent, and the new talent looks promising.

**NyHornet** · 04-19-15 17:00

Originally Posted by JmSuttr [View Original Post]

I received a PM a few weeks ago from a respected senior in which he said he received a surprise NOVA finish at EW. I happened to be in the area last week with some time to kill so I thought I would give them a try. Unfortunately the masseuse from the report was no longer there so I opted for the 49.99 soft swedish special with a different masseuse. No joy from that therapist so I then decided to give the other one a whirl. Did a second hour of deep tissue but once again everything was totally legit with no hint of extras.

Both masseuses were probably in their late 30's to mid 40's and were the only two working. So, unless someone else has a recent experience with a different result, my conclusion is that no extras are on the menu at this place. On the positive side, both massages were very good and worth the $ spent. And even though I prefer a deeper massage, the soft swedish was pretty good.

Happy hunting and stay safe!

I almost went to East Wing today, too, as I know the owner and she gives a great, but only therapeutic massage. Ms he is the person shown in her ad. There used to be a lady there a couple of years ago, that would be more fun, but she's been gone for quite some time. EW remains a good spot for a nice massage, but nothing else. Of course you never know when he new staff member, might provide more.

**NyHornet** · 04-19-15 16:55

Originally Posted by JmSuttr [View Original Post]

Whatever reasons Zaza had for switching to legit massage, one definite result is that she makes less per customer. I haven't made the visit yet because it's a little far for me, but my guess is she would appreciate business from former clients as long as they are polite and respectful of her decisions and her new situation.

If you do pay her a visit, let us know how it went.

P.S. All of the above also applies to Magic, who has also made the transition to legit-only.

I had heard that Magic got married, which would explain selling her place and going legit. I also had heard there may have been some legal problems as far as proper licensing to work, from home, but don't know if that is fact. Zaza being the sweet lady she is may have just tired of the whole deal, plus not having a place to host. I had wondered if she might reunite with KK, but didn't happen.

**JmSuttr** · 04-19-15 14:28

Originally Posted by Nyhornet [View Original Post]

I've thought about going to see Zaza at her new place, but wasn't sure how she feels about seeing old customers, even though we had a friendly relationship. Did she seem fine with you showing up?

Whatever reasons Zaza had for switching to legit massage, one definite result is that she makes less per customer. I haven't made the visit yet because it's a little far for me, but my guess is she would appreciate business from former clients as long as they are polite and respectful of her decisions and her new situation.

If you do pay her a visit, let us know how it went.

P.S. All of the above also applies to Magic, who has also made the transition to legit-only.