Massage Parlor Reports

**DMichaels69** · 04-06-15 19:25

Joann is a a keeper. She is a spunky little thing. Very cute and great personality. The first time I went there I got her and that was my best time.

Originally Posted by IlDiavolo [View Original Post]

I have reviewed Pine Tree before, but not this provider, so I will do a little more detail on the experience this time.

Looks: 9 (absolutely my type).

TS: 8. 5.

Massage: 9.

Extras: 8. 5.

Saturday evening, drew Joann. My ATF was working, but I was in the mood for something different and resigned myself to taking whoever I got. And I lucked out big time.

Looks: What a perfect little slice of heaven she is. No taller than 5' and I'd bet the under on 100 lbs. Spunky, fun personality, loves to mess around. I called her a brat and she loved it, she knows she is one. She speaks pretty good (not great) English, enough to joke around with. She loves to make jokes, tease, laugh, flirt, and put you at ease. I've been to PT probably 10 times now so they kind of know me a little bit at this point, but I hear from others that Joann provides this experience every time.

Great TS: I still love the TS even though I know there are good reasons to skip them. She paid lots of attention to all my favorite spots. My boys have never been cleaner. Then a few minutes in sauna and off to the table.

Massage: I'm a broad guy, I lift, and require a lot of pressure for a good massage, definitely a challenge for a spinner like Joann, but she did the back walk and used the poles to push DOWN into my back. Several times when her toes or heels were buried in my lower back, I was absolutely loving it, she said, "this hurts, you must be crazy". LOL nope, it was perfect. My back felt totally open. I've had a lot of legit CMT massages and this ranked right up there. Felt like a million dollars. And then:

Extras: Was asked what I wanted, which was FS, and she seemed very eager for that. Either she really liked me or did a great job faking it. She left to get ready, I left $. 2 and a cover on the table. Price was never discussed at any point. When she came back she let me disrobe her, 5-7 minutes of CBJ (including what I think is so hot, licking the beans while working the frank. Awesome), then DS with her bent over the table. She diddled herself during it. I hadn't seen that before, and it made it hotter. She pretended (I'm assuming it was pretend) to pop right when I was getting there. Afterwards she dressed me, then herself, sat in my lap, LFK and chatting a bit. Very much GFE, if I understand the phrase well enough. I got a full hour even though they say 45 minutes on their sign at the door.

Here's the thing with PT: no appointments, so you pretty much get who you get. I always call ahead and ask who's working, and they always ask me who I want to see. So far, mama has never lied to me and I've gotten to ask for and get who I wanted every time (once I did have to wait 15 minutes).

This place is clean, the doors on each room close and lock, haven't seen anyone I wouldn't want to FS in there on any of my trips. I've only been in the game a short time but PT has quickly become my go-to / standby place.

**IlDiavolo** · 04-06-15 17:25

I have reviewed Pine Tree before, but not this provider, so I will do a little more detail on the experience this time.

Looks: 9 (absolutely my type).

TS: 8. 5.

Massage: 9.

Extras: 8. 5.

Saturday evening, drew Joann. My ATF was working, but I was in the mood for something different and resigned myself to taking whoever I got. And I lucked out big time.

Looks: What a perfect little slice of heaven she is. No taller than 5' and I'd bet the under on 100 lbs. Spunky, fun personality, loves to mess around. I called her a brat and she loved it, she knows she is one. She speaks pretty good (not great) English, enough to joke around with. She loves to make jokes, tease, laugh, flirt, and put you at ease. I've been to PT probably 10 times now so they kind of know me a little bit at this point, but I hear from others that Joann provides this experience every time.

Great TS: I still love the TS even though I know there are good reasons to skip them. She paid lots of attention to all my favorite spots. My boys have never been cleaner. Then a few minutes in sauna and off to the table.

Massage: I'm a broad guy, I lift, and require a lot of pressure for a good massage, definitely a challenge for a spinner like Joann, but she did the back walk and used the poles to push DOWN into my back. Several times when her toes or heels were buried in my lower back, I was absolutely loving it, she said, "this hurts, you must be crazy". LOL nope, it was perfect. My back felt totally open. I've had a lot of legit CMT massages and this ranked right up there. Felt like a million dollars. And then:

Extras: Was asked what I wanted, which was FS, and she seemed very eager for that. Either she really liked me or did a great job faking it. She left to get ready, I left $. 2 and a cover on the table. Price was never discussed at any point. When she came back she let me disrobe her, 5-7 minutes of CBJ (including what I think is so hot, licking the beans while working the frank. Awesome), then DS with her bent over the table. She diddled herself during it. I hadn't seen that before, and it made it hotter. She pretended (I'm assuming it was pretend) to pop right when I was getting there. Afterwards she dressed me, then herself, sat in my lap, LFK and chatting a bit. Very much GFE, if I understand the phrase well enough. I got a full hour even though they say 45 minutes on their sign at the door.

Here's the thing with PT: no appointments, so you pretty much get who you get. I always call ahead and ask who's working, and they always ask me who I want to see. So far, mama has never lied to me and I've gotten to ask for and get who I wanted every time (once I did have to wait 15 minutes).

This place is clean, the doors on each room close and lock, haven't seen anyone I wouldn't want to FS in there on any of my trips. I've only been in the game a short time but PT has quickly become my go-to / standby place.

**Deizel5** · 04-06-15 13:52

Originally Posted by Wyd0101 [View Original Post]

Which one? Tinley?

The one on Pulaski in Chicago. Haven't been there in like 3 years.

**Member #5884** · 04-06-15 13:46

Originally Posted by Deizel5 [View Original Post]

Is kneading hands still good?

Which one? Tinley?

**Deizel5** · 04-06-15 12:08

Is kneading hands still good?

**FngrBngr** · 04-06-15 10:29

Originally Posted by NewChiGuy [View Original Post]

Need some advice from some experienced hobbyists. Iv'e never been to a MP before and need some etiquette advice. What do I say when I walk in? Do I get totally undressed when I'm in the room? Any words of wisdom are appreciated. I'm really a newbie and need some help.

When you go in say hello, I'd like a massage? When you go to the room the girl will ask you to get undressedf and whether or not you want a ts (table shower). Put your money on the table in the massage room for the massage fee. Sit on the table naked and wait for your masseuse. Give her a hug and a kiss when she comes back. Be nice. Have fun! Also, there has been a ton of good advice on here recently. So read the forum.

**MmQuickX** · 04-05-15 23:47

Made my way to Comfort Spa last week. It was somewhat busy, at least 2-3 of us (maybe one / both yall on here) entered in the same 5 minutes LOL. Anyway, typical AMP. Got in, laid down, had a pretty plain looking (albeit very young 28) girl. Opted for 30 minute, and got a table massage too. Roamed during the massage, on flip continued roaming and she asked if I was interested in a massage down there as well. Standard HE finish, standard amount. Might go there again, might check out one of the other nearby spas.

**DMichaels69** · 04-05-15 21:31

Can I get an AMEN!

Originally Posted by Magooski [View Original Post]

Read the forum. All of the sections and you will learn a lot! Read the abbreviations section and learn. There is no such thing as a dumb question! But you won't get much more information with that as your first post! We're not stupid. For all we know you are a dip shit Barney Fife Deputy working for little snot nosed Tommy. So read and learn, visit a few places and make several reports. Report the good and the bad. Then maybe you will get answers to your questions. Good luck and welcome to the forum! Now go forth and learn and report.

**Magooski** · 04-05-15 20:32

Originally Posted by NewChiGuy [View Original Post]

Need some advice from some experienced hobbyists. Iv'e never been to a MP before and need some etiquette advice. What do I say when I walk in? Do I get totally undressed when I'm in the room? Any words of wisdom are appreciated. I'm really a newbie and need some help.

Read the forum. All of the sections and you will learn a lot! Read the abbreviations section and learn. There is no such thing as a dumb question! But you won't get much more information with that as your first post! We're not stupid. For all we know you are a dip shit Barney Fife Deputy working for little snot nosed Tommy. So read and learn, visit a few places and make several reports. Report the good and the bad. Then maybe you will get answers to your questions. Good luck and welcome to the forum! Now go forth and learn and report.

**NewChiGuy** · 04-05-15 19:38

Need some advice from some experienced hobbyists. Iv'e never been to a MP before and need some etiquette advice. What do I say when I walk in? Do I get totally undressed when I'm in the room? Any words of wisdom are appreciated. I'm really a newbie and need some help.

**Gitty** · 04-05-15 19:22

Wanted to get the hour but was told only half hour was available. Below average massage and was covered on the flip. Was told that no extras were offered with the half hour option. Probably will not repeat.

**Member #5023** · 04-05-15 17:51

Originally Posted by Viriato [View Original Post]

There's Zeus (which I would strongly recommend) and AOL, plus several Latina apartment girls who advertise on BP. Accua Blue supposedly is worth checking out too. But you're right, it definitely seems like there are a lot fewer Latina places sadly. The real kicker is that that only seems to be the case in Chicago or the Midwest; Florida has a ton of GOOD Latina places, and lots of hot providers.

I'll be in Chicago soon and a latin massage is definitely on my to-do list. Are there any therapists that someone could recommend? Preferably smoking hot, in their 20's, full nude, great therapeutic massage with a great sexual finish (BJ preferred.) I'm not asking too much am I?

**Viriato** · 04-05-15 13:57

Originally Posted by LaneNarrows [View Original Post]

Also, I can personally recommend petite Andrea and her friend looked hot. I was wondering if Andrea had her baby.

Andrea and her friend are both pretty damned hot. And yes, Andrea had her baby. Like back in December or January IIRC.

**Lane Narrows** · 04-05-15 11:48

I'm going to be in town later this month and was wondering if anyone had any info on this:

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...atina/23965732

I RTFF, checked the oThER site, and searched the images on tineye and google. Nothing. So I'm turning to the board. PM me if that's better.

Also, I can personally recommend petite Andrea and her friend looked hot. I was wondering if Andrea had her baby.

**Boone50** · 04-04-15 12:19

Originally Posted by Jaxnewbie1 [View Original Post]

Sky 1 at Mt Prospect: First timer to the place. But never ever would step in. No not because of bad massage or anything. Read along.

Stepped in and Mamasan walked me in and on the way asked. Is this your first time? . I Said yes. Asked to wait in the massage room. Waited for a min. I was still dressed. She arrives. Girls must be apprx 25 ish walks in. Straight away. In a rough harsh tone. FIRST give me the money. It was the half hr. 50 $. I was like ok. Fine. Handed her the 50. She then said. Peeped into my wallet and asked where is the tip. With loads of attitude. I said. Well I can give once the session is over. She says. NO give me tips first. I asked wht is offered. She keeps saying I don't understand. Asks for tips again. Jst curious asked how much are you expecting. She says. Whtever you can afford. Said. Got 20 only. She says no not enough. Go to ATM and get. Told her I can. But let the session get over. She says I don't understand. Go to atm. I stepped out and never going to try. Unless if smeones advices here. If wht I did was wrong?

Made a note of this one. Magic hand near schaumburg. Went in closing time. Took the half hr again for 45. Name sake massage. At the end. She asked. How was the masage. Told her. Well I was expecting smething else. She says. Umm take 1 hr. Asked wht do we get. Says. Whtver you want. I say. Everything. She. Not eveything laughing. Says. HE is availble. Thts extra 40. Well. With disspointment from sky. Took the service. Was allowed to play. God. She got amazing rack. All real and natural. Never seen such for a llooooooong time. They were amazing. Done with it. Left the place.

Can smebdy pm for any better places?? Or if you need info can pm me.

All of the bad reviews on Sky are surprising to me. I go there at least once a month and never have any issues. I pay the house fee and place the tip and a cover on the table. The massage is subpar but TS is always good.