Massage Parlor Reports

[Member #5884]

Is kneading hands still good?

Which one? Tinley?

[Deizel5]

Is kneading hands still good?

[FngrBngr]

Need some advice from some experienced hobbyists. Iv'e never been to a MP before and need some etiquette advice. What do I say when I walk in? Do I get totally undressed when I'm in the room? Any words of wisdom are appreciated. I'm really a newbie and need some help.

When you go in say hello, I'd like a massage? When you go to the room the girl will ask you to get undressedf and whether or not you want a ts (table shower). Put your money on the table in the massage room for the massage fee. Sit on the table naked and wait for your masseuse. Give her a hug and a kiss when she comes back. Be nice. Have fun! Also, there has been a ton of good advice on here recently. So read the forum.

[MmQuickX]

Made my way to Comfort Spa last week. It was somewhat busy, at least 2-3 of us (maybe one / both yall on here) entered in the same 5 minutes LOL. Anyway, typical AMP. Got in, laid down, had a pretty plain looking (albeit very young 28) girl. Opted for 30 minute, and got a table massage too. Roamed during the massage, on flip continued roaming and she asked if I was interested in a massage down there as well. Standard HE finish, standard amount. Might go there again, might check out one of the other nearby spas.

[DMichaels69]

Can I get an AMEN!

Read the forum. All of the sections and you will learn a lot! Read the abbreviations section and learn. There is no such thing as a dumb question! But you won't get much more information with that as your first post! We're not stupid. For all we know you are a dip shit Barney Fife Deputy working for little snot nosed Tommy. So read and learn, visit a few places and make several reports. Report the good and the bad. Then maybe you will get answers to your questions. Good luck and welcome to the forum! Now go forth and learn and report.

[Magooski]

Need some advice from some experienced hobbyists. Iv'e never been to a MP before and need some etiquette advice. What do I say when I walk in? Do I get totally undressed when I'm in the room? Any words of wisdom are appreciated. I'm really a newbie and need some help.

Read the forum. All of the sections and you will learn a lot! Read the abbreviations section and learn. There is no such thing as a dumb question! But you won't get much more information with that as your first post! We're not stupid. For all we know you are a dip shit Barney Fife Deputy working for little snot nosed Tommy. So read and learn, visit a few places and make several reports. Report the good and the bad. Then maybe you will get answers to your questions. Good luck and welcome to the forum! Now go forth and learn and report.

[NewChiGuy]

Need some advice from some experienced hobbyists. Iv'e never been to a MP before and need some etiquette advice. What do I say when I walk in? Do I get totally undressed when I'm in the room? Any words of wisdom are appreciated. I'm really a newbie and need some help.

[Gitty]

Wanted to get the hour but was told only half hour was available. Below average massage and was covered on the flip. Was told that no extras were offered with the half hour option. Probably will not repeat.

[Member #5023]

There's Zeus (which I would strongly recommend) and AOL, plus several Latina apartment girls who advertise on BP. Accua Blue supposedly is worth checking out too. But you're right, it definitely seems like there are a lot fewer Latina places sadly. The real kicker is that that only seems to be the case in Chicago or the Midwest; Florida has a ton of GOOD Latina places, and lots of hot providers.

I'll be in Chicago soon and a latin massage is definitely on my to-do list. Are there any therapists that someone could recommend? Preferably smoking hot, in their 20's, full nude, great therapeutic massage with a great sexual finish (BJ preferred.) I'm not asking too much am I?

[Viriato]

Also, I can personally recommend petite Andrea and her friend looked hot. I was wondering if Andrea had her baby.

Andrea and her friend are both pretty damned hot. And yes, Andrea had her baby. Like back in December or January IIRC.

[Lane Narrows]

I'm going to be in town later this month and was wondering if anyone had any info on this:

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...atina/23965732

I RTFF, checked the oThER site, and searched the images on tineye and google. Nothing. So I'm turning to the board. PM me if that's better.

Also, I can personally recommend petite Andrea and her friend looked hot. I was wondering if Andrea had her baby.

[Boone50]

Sky 1 at Mt Prospect: First timer to the place. But never ever would step in. No not because of bad massage or anything. Read along.

Stepped in and Mamasan walked me in and on the way asked. Is this your first time? . I Said yes. Asked to wait in the massage room. Waited for a min. I was still dressed. She arrives. Girls must be apprx 25 ish walks in. Straight away. In a rough harsh tone. FIRST give me the money. It was the half hr. 50 $. I was like ok. Fine. Handed her the 50. She then said. Peeped into my wallet and asked where is the tip. With loads of attitude. I said. Well I can give once the session is over. She says. NO give me tips first. I asked wht is offered. She keeps saying I don't understand. Asks for tips again. Jst curious asked how much are you expecting. She says. Whtever you can afford. Said. Got 20 only. She says no not enough. Go to ATM and get. Told her I can. But let the session get over. She says I don't understand. Go to atm. I stepped out and never going to try. Unless if smeones advices here. If wht I did was wrong?

Made a note of this one. Magic hand near schaumburg. Went in closing time. Took the half hr again for 45. Name sake massage. At the end. She asked. How was the masage. Told her. Well I was expecting smething else. She says. Umm take 1 hr. Asked wht do we get. Says. Whtver you want. I say. Everything. She. Not eveything laughing. Says. HE is availble. Thts extra 40. Well. With disspointment from sky. Took the service. Was allowed to play. God. She got amazing rack. All real and natural. Never seen such for a llooooooong time. They were amazing. Done with it. Left the place.

Can smebdy pm for any better places?? Or if you need info can pm me.

All of the bad reviews on Sky are surprising to me. I go there at least once a month and never have any issues. I pay the house fee and place the tip and a cover on the table. The massage is subpar but TS is always good.

[Cubsfan12]

Stopped by a place in Chinatown on the way home for some stress relief. Place I visited in October with crappy service but like food I'll try everything twice before I make a final decision. Bit older woman with great massage skills, probably a 9. A little teasing and then the flip. Handshake was 7 but the part that got me was no asking of money before or after and she said "Do you mind if I take my time and go slow?" Hell no I don't mind! Only wish I took my time because I didn't go slow. Happy hunting.

I went to Moon the other day. First I walked into Unwind, but a chubby girl answered the door so I passed. On to Moon. Ended up with Julie (I think that was her name). Pretty typical massage. More light strokes, with some teasing, than actual massage. No neg on the flip, which I liked. She just went to work and allowed me to roam wherever. $65 for the hour and I left $30 tip. She was a 6 tops. I might return if I'm in the area.

[HandsomeDan]

PM sent. Check your in box.

Does she still have the same number? Pm me to verify, I've read three good reviews on her in this thread alone and I'd love to give it a shot. Thanks.

[Eddinger]

Those signs don't mean much. I've fucked girls right under that sign at places.

Got the hour yesterday. Great massage with some teasing, but was denied extras. When I was leaving I saw a sign on the wall of the room that said anything asked outside of a massage was considered inappropriate.