Massage Parlor Reports

[OPIllini]

I ev been wanting to try the massage scene for awhile but still haven't worked up the cojones to try but I only have 1 question are thwy fat boy friendly I do the SW scene and its not bad until I see a real hottie and for some reason they'll ignore me and hop in with some other monger.

Only thing they're concerned about is how much money you are going to spend. If you come to a MP smelling clean you should get decent service. My experience, they don't care about looks. Good luck!

[Lokkin4]

If you don't mind the weird verification and paying $$, search Taylor + west loop on BP, especially if Tattoo is your thing. She has great reviews from the other site.

So what's the deal with this chick? I tried calling her a few times and she was really defensive over the phone. I was like Click.

[Westside10]

I ev been wanting to try the massage scene for awhile but still haven't worked up the cojones to try but I only have 1 question are thwy fat boy friendly I do the SW scene and its not bad until I see a real hottie and for some reason they'll ignore me and hop in with some other monger.

[Chi Guy X]

Amen brother D.

I hate to join the chorus. But.

I've been to Pine twice, and drew Joann both times. Dunno if I was just lucky or what. I have to concur that she's one cute bundle of energy. As much as I'd like to sample the rest of the wares, I could be quite happy sticking with Joann.

[Magooski]

Can I get an AMEN!

Amen brother D.

[DMichaels69]

Joann is a a keeper. She is a spunky little thing. Very cute and great personality. The first time I went there I got her and that was my best time.

I have reviewed Pine Tree before, but not this provider, so I will do a little more detail on the experience this time.

Looks: 9 (absolutely my type).

TS: 8. 5.

Massage: 9.

Extras: 8. 5.

Saturday evening, drew Joann. My ATF was working, but I was in the mood for something different and resigned myself to taking whoever I got. And I lucked out big time.

Looks: What a perfect little slice of heaven she is. No taller than 5' and I'd bet the under on 100 lbs. Spunky, fun personality, loves to mess around. I called her a brat and she loved it, she knows she is one. She speaks pretty good (not great) English, enough to joke around with. She loves to make jokes, tease, laugh, flirt, and put you at ease. I've been to PT probably 10 times now so they kind of know me a little bit at this point, but I hear from others that Joann provides this experience every time.

Great TS: I still love the TS even though I know there are good reasons to skip them. She paid lots of attention to all my favorite spots. My boys have never been cleaner. Then a few minutes in sauna and off to the table.

Massage: I'm a broad guy, I lift, and require a lot of pressure for a good massage, definitely a challenge for a spinner like Joann, but she did the back walk and used the poles to push DOWN into my back. Several times when her toes or heels were buried in my lower back, I was absolutely loving it, she said, "this hurts, you must be crazy". LOL nope, it was perfect. My back felt totally open. I've had a lot of legit CMT massages and this ranked right up there. Felt like a million dollars. And then:

Extras: Was asked what I wanted, which was FS, and she seemed very eager for that. Either she really liked me or did a great job faking it. She left to get ready, I left $. 2 and a cover on the table. Price was never discussed at any point. When she came back she let me disrobe her, 5-7 minutes of CBJ (including what I think is so hot, licking the beans while working the frank. Awesome), then DS with her bent over the table. She diddled herself during it. I hadn't seen that before, and it made it hotter. She pretended (I'm assuming it was pretend) to pop right when I was getting there. Afterwards she dressed me, then herself, sat in my lap, LFK and chatting a bit. Very much GFE, if I understand the phrase well enough. I got a full hour even though they say 45 minutes on their sign at the door.

Here's the thing with PT: no appointments, so you pretty much get who you get. I always call ahead and ask who's working, and they always ask me who I want to see. So far, mama has never lied to me and I've gotten to ask for and get who I wanted every time (once I did have to wait 15 minutes).

This place is clean, the doors on each room close and lock, haven't seen anyone I wouldn't want to FS in there on any of my trips. I've only been in the game a short time but PT has quickly become my go-to / standby place.

[IlDiavolo]

I have reviewed Pine Tree before, but not this provider, so I will do a little more detail on the experience this time.

Looks: 9 (absolutely my type).

TS: 8. 5.

Massage: 9.

Extras: 8. 5.

Saturday evening, drew Joann. My ATF was working, but I was in the mood for something different and resigned myself to taking whoever I got. And I lucked out big time.

Looks: What a perfect little slice of heaven she is. No taller than 5' and I'd bet the under on 100 lbs. Spunky, fun personality, loves to mess around. I called her a brat and she loved it, she knows she is one. She speaks pretty good (not great) English, enough to joke around with. She loves to make jokes, tease, laugh, flirt, and put you at ease. I've been to PT probably 10 times now so they kind of know me a little bit at this point, but I hear from others that Joann provides this experience every time.

Great TS: I still love the TS even though I know there are good reasons to skip them. She paid lots of attention to all my favorite spots. My boys have never been cleaner. Then a few minutes in sauna and off to the table.

Massage: I'm a broad guy, I lift, and require a lot of pressure for a good massage, definitely a challenge for a spinner like Joann, but she did the back walk and used the poles to push DOWN into my back. Several times when her toes or heels were buried in my lower back, I was absolutely loving it, she said, "this hurts, you must be crazy". LOL nope, it was perfect. My back felt totally open. I've had a lot of legit CMT massages and this ranked right up there. Felt like a million dollars. And then:

Extras: Was asked what I wanted, which was FS, and she seemed very eager for that. Either she really liked me or did a great job faking it. She left to get ready, I left $. 2 and a cover on the table. Price was never discussed at any point. When she came back she let me disrobe her, 5-7 minutes of CBJ (including what I think is so hot, licking the beans while working the frank. Awesome), then DS with her bent over the table. She diddled herself during it. I hadn't seen that before, and it made it hotter. She pretended (I'm assuming it was pretend) to pop right when I was getting there. Afterwards she dressed me, then herself, sat in my lap, LFK and chatting a bit. Very much GFE, if I understand the phrase well enough. I got a full hour even though they say 45 minutes on their sign at the door.

Here's the thing with PT: no appointments, so you pretty much get who you get. I always call ahead and ask who's working, and they always ask me who I want to see. So far, mama has never lied to me and I've gotten to ask for and get who I wanted every time (once I did have to wait 15 minutes).

This place is clean, the doors on each room close and lock, haven't seen anyone I wouldn't want to FS in there on any of my trips. I've only been in the game a short time but PT has quickly become my go-to / standby place.

[Deizel5]

Which one? Tinley?

The one on Pulaski in Chicago. Haven't been there in like 3 years.

[Member #5884]

Is kneading hands still good?

Which one? Tinley?

[Deizel5]

Is kneading hands still good?

[FngrBngr]

Need some advice from some experienced hobbyists. Iv'e never been to a MP before and need some etiquette advice. What do I say when I walk in? Do I get totally undressed when I'm in the room? Any words of wisdom are appreciated. I'm really a newbie and need some help.

When you go in say hello, I'd like a massage? When you go to the room the girl will ask you to get undressedf and whether or not you want a ts (table shower). Put your money on the table in the massage room for the massage fee. Sit on the table naked and wait for your masseuse. Give her a hug and a kiss when she comes back. Be nice. Have fun! Also, there has been a ton of good advice on here recently. So read the forum.

[MmQuickX]

Made my way to Comfort Spa last week. It was somewhat busy, at least 2-3 of us (maybe one / both yall on here) entered in the same 5 minutes LOL. Anyway, typical AMP. Got in, laid down, had a pretty plain looking (albeit very young 28) girl. Opted for 30 minute, and got a table massage too. Roamed during the massage, on flip continued roaming and she asked if I was interested in a massage down there as well. Standard HE finish, standard amount. Might go there again, might check out one of the other nearby spas.

[DMichaels69]

Can I get an AMEN!

Read the forum. All of the sections and you will learn a lot! Read the abbreviations section and learn. There is no such thing as a dumb question! But you won't get much more information with that as your first post! We're not stupid. For all we know you are a dip shit Barney Fife Deputy working for little snot nosed Tommy. So read and learn, visit a few places and make several reports. Report the good and the bad. Then maybe you will get answers to your questions. Good luck and welcome to the forum! Now go forth and learn and report.

[Magooski]

Need some advice from some experienced hobbyists. Iv'e never been to a MP before and need some etiquette advice. What do I say when I walk in? Do I get totally undressed when I'm in the room? Any words of wisdom are appreciated. I'm really a newbie and need some help.

Read the forum. All of the sections and you will learn a lot! Read the abbreviations section and learn. There is no such thing as a dumb question! But you won't get much more information with that as your first post! We're not stupid. For all we know you are a dip shit Barney Fife Deputy working for little snot nosed Tommy. So read and learn, visit a few places and make several reports. Report the good and the bad. Then maybe you will get answers to your questions. Good luck and welcome to the forum! Now go forth and learn and report.

[NewChiGuy]

Need some advice from some experienced hobbyists. Iv'e never been to a MP before and need some etiquette advice. What do I say when I walk in? Do I get totally undressed when I'm in the room? Any words of wisdom are appreciated. I'm really a newbie and need some help.