Massage Parlor Reports

[SomeBilly]

Closed down this past weekend. Crackdown by VA cops. Bastards. They are hitting all the low budget asian escorts.

What a shame. I'm returning to the area for a few days and was looking forward to reaching out to them. Guess the hunt continues.

[Serpico99]

I went recently to the back side of the building in hurndon again. I was hoping to get another flavor, but ended up with the same = June....

June left a bad taste in my mouth. Too greedy for the tip she wanted in response to the service she provided on my last visit there. She gave me the old lecture of trying to say what the "standard tip rate" is in this area. Whatever LOL.

[ZebraSoile]

Do you mean the AMP on Hunter Mill?

I think the girls have moved to a place in Reston, near South Lakes & Reston Parkway. A bit pricey, however, so I declined.

[Roamin Roman]

I went recently to the back side of the building in hurndon again. I was hoping to get another flavor, but ended up with the same = June. To be brief, it was a copy and paste from my previous visit with her = standard NOVA. She was pleasant, did fine on the massage, and made sure I got a full hour and left happily, stress free. However, I did go when it was slow and had a tad more attention (June made sure it was a full hr). Plus, it was freezing cold outside with snow and the mistake I made was I got a TS and became a human ice cube and the hot towels she brang only marginally helped. Next time I will shower at gym if its winter and that is the lesson I learned here.

Good day.

Following up on Teddy Ballgame's recent "chilling" experience, I'd like to make a suggestion for future reviews of the AMPs we visit. It's only a suggestion, but it's a starting point on which we should be able to build. Here's what I mean:

Many moons ago, one longtime monger began using the FBAS criteria (Face, Body, Attitude, and Service) to grade the therapists he saw on each visit, and he would assign a numerical score from 1 to 10 to each criterion. It was only subjective, since it's nearly impossible to quantify those criteria in order to fit every monger's tastes. Beauty and the eye of the beholder, as the expression goes. Still, the rating system generally worked and allowed other mongers to have an idea ahead of time as to the overall quality of the therapist.

However, one thing that's generally omitted from our reports concerns the overall quality of the AMP itself. While reports will occasionally mention a disappointing or unfavorable aspect of the particular AMP (for instance, Ted's freezing experience in the TS), there is seldom any comprehensive or consistent assessment of the AMP facility as a whole. So, with that in mind, here's what I propose we begin including in our reports, as best we're able to recall or notice them:

Exterior

- Parking: Availability and general safety of the area (nighttime).

- Entrance: Is it situated along a heavily traveled walkway or tucked away? Is there an outer and inner door? Basically, is it discreet or not?

Interior

- Cleanliness: What is the overall tidiness of the AMP? Does it look like it needs to be vacuumed? Is there any "odd" aromas?

- Shower Room: Is one available and, if so, is it DIY or TS? What is its overall state? (I remember one long ago AMP, that had a DIY shower stall with multiple layers of mildew on the floor of the stall. Just thinking about the possibility of instant athlete's foot or other skin diseases still gives me the shudders.).

- Sauna: Is one available? Does it smell clean or 'sweaty'? (Again, another AMP of long ago had a sauna with a distinct smell of urine, obviously from a lowlife monger that didn't want to walk to or ask to use the restroom.).

- Water Temperature: Basically, was the TS too hot, too cold, or "just right"? (Think: Goldilocks and the Three Bears. Or provide your own adaptation for that analogy.).

- Air Temperature: It's a little difficult to determine this when you've just returned from the TS, but what was the general temperature of the AMP itself? Did it seem like MMS was interested in saving on the heating or cooling bills, or was the air temperature comfortable for the entire visit? (In other words, you weren't shivering or sweating due to inadequate climate control appropriate to the season.).

- Bathroom: What was its general condition. Good, bad, or ugly? (This would be a subjective call.).

- Sheets/Towels: Did the table sheets and towels seem new? Did the therapist dispose of the sheets / towels at the end of your session, or did she replace them on the table and merely "smooth them out"?

- Room Privacy: Was there a door or just curtains for the room? Did the room walls go all the way to the ceiling, or were they only partial walls? Were any "noises" audible from the adjacent room (s)?

- Final Amenities: Did the therapist bring hot towels and / or a bottle of water at the end of your session?

There you have it: my suggestions for "standardizing" our AMP reviews. I don't present it as the end-all and be-all of criteria, and others may have additional points to offer. Still, if we start to include these items in our future reports, we'll all be able to have a better idea of the quality of the AMP (assuming that all other things, namely the therapists, are equal or approximately so). So, tell me what you think, or just being incorporating these items as best you can remember them. Or, just tell me to go pound sand or maybe my favorite MMS. Your choice.

Roman.

[Roamin Roman]

That just shows that refusing to offer FS does not make an establishment any less likely to be raided. It is probably better if they just give us the services we want and make as much money as possible before the cops show up.

I might be wrong, GMan, but I'm not so sure that occasional FS activity wasn't occurring at that AMP. It's possible (or, from a snippet or two that I'd gleaned over the past year or so, probable) that a therapist there had been providing more than just NoVa finishes. It wasn't likely either of the two ladies whom the article mentioned, since they were merely cited for "maintaining a bawdy house" rather than "prostitution" or "illicit massage". Again, though, I could be flat out wrong on this. When I visited that facility about eight months ago, in order to see whether extra services might be available, the therapist only provided standard NoVa. So, I couldn't confirm or deny the rumors.

Just my two Denarii worth.

Roman.

[Dr Bombay]

Looks like Relax has closed.

Do you mean the AMP on Hunter Mill?

[JTreehorn14]

I went recently to the back side of the building in hurndon again. I was hoping to get another flavor, but ended up with the same = June. To be brief, it was a copy and paste from my previous visit with her = standard NOVA. She was pleasant, did fine on the massage, and made sure I got a full hour and left happily, stress free. However, I did go when it was slow and had a tad more attention (June made sure it was a full hr). Plus, it was freezing cold outside with snow and the mistake I made was I got a TS and became a human ice cube and the hot towels she brang only marginally helped. Next time I will shower at gym if its winter and that is the lesson I learned here.

Good day.

I hear you about coming out of that TS shivering. They really need a sauna. Next time, call and see if Candy is there. She gives a very good NOVA finish and is a very cute spinner.

[Ted Williams]

I went recently to the back side of the building in hurndon again. I was hoping to get another flavor, but ended up with the same = June. To be brief, it was a copy and paste from my previous visit with her = standard NOVA. She was pleasant, did fine on the massage, and made sure I got a full hour and left happily, stress free. However, I did go when it was slow and had a tad more attention (June made sure it was a full hr). Plus, it was freezing cold outside with snow and the mistake I made was I got a TS and became a human ice cube and the hot towels she brang only marginally helped. Next time I will shower at gym if its winter and that is the lesson I learned here.

Good day.

[Guitarman1]

Long time stalker on here even though I don't post often. Just wanted to share this.

http://www.insidenova.com/headlines/...5b4be87bc.html

Be careful out there.

That just shows that refusing to offer FS does not make an establishment any less likely to be raided. It is probably better if they just give us the services we want and make as much money as possible before the cops show up.

[MassageJunky]

Looks like Relax has closed.

Would this be relax close to Gold's gym in the Burg?? Been a few months since I have been by there!! Too bad but not one of my ATF!

[Telcova]

Looks like Relax has closed.

[LoveDemAzn]

I'm new to the area. Coming from the state below.

Moving is stressful. Where's the best place to get some relief?

I've been looking at the Blissful spot at the little turnpike. Post or PM details please.

Thanks.

Pm you, if you got any question you can on me back.

[Skooby]

I'm new to the area. Coming from the state below.

Moving is stressful. Where's the best place to get some relief?

I've been looking at the Blissful spot at the little turnpike. Post or PM details please.

Thanks.

[AznVrep]

Long time stalker on here even though I don't post often. Just wanted to share this.

http://www.insidenova.com/headlines/...5b4be87bc.html

Be careful out there.

Aged 54 and 50, I'd make a you-turn! But in all seriousness thanks for the info.

[JamieSmit]

Long time stalker on here even though I don't post often. Just wanted to share this.

http://www.insidenova.com/headlines/...5b4be87bc.html

Be careful out there.