Massage Parlor Reports

[MrTisBad]

OMG, yes, this one is awful. Self serve when I saw her, and she didn't even succeed in getting me in the mood, what with the heavy odor of cigarettes hanging in the air and all.

She has been screwing guys for a while now and not in a good way.

[DrDerrick]

Look for recent posts by DrDerrick in the Backpage section.

There are some shining stars at this place they all work different days thank you have to catch them when they're scheduled. Pretty latina and sexy white girl, thick Russian brown skin French African girl phone numbers end 0282 or 3176.

[SeanDoe99]

Half hour for. 5. Got Vivian. Mid 40's with a great body and man-made see's. Good massage. $ for cfs.

[StayPuff]

They have multiple numbers and adds all relating to Irving and Pulaski or Irving and Elston. The place is actually closer to Pulaski and Elston, located on Elston Ave. . 60/ hr nuru, tantra, etc.

Anybody want to share their experience there? Looking to try but worried about what the. 60 includes.

Look for recent posts by DrDerrick in the Backpage section.

[Goodtimechicago]

I apologize if this is old news, but New Hope has a sign on their door saying that they are gone for vacation during renovations and will be back on March 20. Just thought I might save someone a trip.

Totally saved me a trip right now. Bummed but appreciate the heads up.

[Eafter]

Had a dream I met Jenna at a downtown hotel. Pics are her, but has added a little weight. Massage skills were lacking, but finish was decent. Booked an hour, but was over and out after about 30. Mutual touch encouraged. 120 for hr. Might repeat.

http://www.chicago.backpage.com/Body...-more/25896193

[ApplePiePussy]

--Expert level Massage.

--HE.

--Under 30.

So far I've only found all three once. It just seems like usually only two of the three are available in this city, regardless of ethnicity. You get the Under 30 girls with a terrible massage but HE. You get Expert Level Massage and HE but the woman is 40's or 50's. You get Expert Level Massage and the girl is hot and in her 20's but it's a legit parlor.

[IdiotBoy]

That sucks. Guess I'll have to go with my backup plan. A & S from there are the best.

[AceBox]

I apologize if this is old news, but New Hope has a sign on their door saying that they are gone for vacation during renovations and will be back on March 20. Just thought I might save someone a trip.

[Lookin4it]

Wait! There's a Latina place on Western Ave now? When did this happen and why haven't I been there yet. Especially if they are offering Russian. I've got to check this out now. Any more details?

I am assuming the latina place on Western is Accua Blue. They are supposed to be open at 10 am And I circled that block for an hour and a half this morning. Such is my predilection for Latinas. Finally gave up at 11:45. Worst part is, I know I have a red-light camera ticket coming during my drive there from downtown. DAMN YOU LATINAS! Are they still open? DAMN! I thought I was going to get me some Latina!

[Biliator]

Looks like the old gal got some new talent. Hope she better than she was.

Total waste of money. The old gal likes her tips up front LOL.

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...t-mis/25333477

OMG, yes, this one is awful. Self serve when I saw her, and she didn't even succeed in getting me in the mood, what with the heavy odor of cigarettes hanging in the air and all.

[Tank Rodwell]

Wait! There's a Latina place on Western Ave now? When did this happen and why haven't I been there yet. Especially if they are offering Russian. I've got to check this out now. Any more details?

Guys. I love your enthusiasm, but the title of the post was AMPs in west town. Does that help?

[AceBox]

Is it please in the sense of please sir may I have another, or please as in please yourself (verb)?

They are making a play on words. Bob.

[Viriato]

Western Ave. : Latina place or Chinese place.

Wait! There's a Latina place on Western Ave now? When did this happen and why haven't I been there yet. Especially if they are offering Russian. I've got to check this out now. Any more details?

[WhiteSoxTom]

Morning mates.

Admin, Please delete this post if its inappropriate.

My first post. A newbie to Chicago (no I'm not a LEO). Have been a regular reader of the forum. Decided to create a login and post whn I experience and help others.

I stay by the NW suburbs (close to Schaumburg / Hoffman.) Are there any Massage Parlours, near by ma place which offers FS (younger one's). Any help is much appreciated. Not sure if this post is going to stay. But thanks for the info provided.

Welcome to the forum. I doubt you are LEO, but no one know that for sure. We do know they creep these boards and most of us are cautious as to what we post. There is info for some of the Schaumburg (limited, and LEO in that town jumps on info to shut a place down) scattered around the Mt. Prospect, Roselle, Chicago boards.

Most of the time, people won't answer direct questions like that. Especially to someone brand new. Use the search function and history, you will find plenty of info. Go out and TOFTT, that goes a long way to some. There are a lot of helpful mongers on here, as well as plenty of entitled A**holes. Just have to contribute what you can, and keep reading.

Good luck.