Massage Parlor Reports

**Eafter** · 02-21-15 00:14

Had a dream I met Jenna at a downtown hotel. Pics are her, but has added a little weight. Massage skills were lacking, but finish was decent. Booked an hour, but was over and out after about 30. Mutual touch encouraged. 120 for hr. Might repeat.

http://www.chicago.backpage.com/Body...-more/25896193

**ApplePiePussy** · 02-20-15 21:17

--Expert level Massage.

--HE.

--Under 30.

So far I've only found all three once. It just seems like usually only two of the three are available in this city, regardless of ethnicity. You get the Under 30 girls with a terrible massage but HE. You get Expert Level Massage and HE but the woman is 40's or 50's. You get Expert Level Massage and the girl is hot and in her 20's but it's a legit parlor.

**IdiotBoy** · 02-20-15 00:34

That sucks. Guess I'll have to go with my backup plan. A & S from there are the best.

**AceBox** · 02-19-15 23:08

I apologize if this is old news, but New Hope has a sign on their door saying that they are gone for vacation during renovations and will be back on March 20. Just thought I might save someone a trip.

**Lookin4it** · 02-19-15 17:53

Originally Posted by Viriato [View Original Post]

Wait! There's a Latina place on Western Ave now? When did this happen and why haven't I been there yet. Especially if they are offering Russian. I've got to check this out now. Any more details?

I am assuming the latina place on Western is Accua Blue. They are supposed to be open at 10 am And I circled that block for an hour and a half this morning. Such is my predilection for Latinas. Finally gave up at 11:45. Worst part is, I know I have a red-light camera ticket coming during my drive there from downtown. DAMN YOU LATINAS! Are they still open? DAMN! I thought I was going to get me some Latina!

**Biliator** · 02-19-15 11:54

Originally Posted by Humpfree [View Original Post]

Looks like the old gal got some new talent. Hope she better than she was.

Total waste of money. The old gal likes her tips up front LOL.

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...t-mis/25333477

OMG, yes, this one is awful. Self serve when I saw her, and she didn't even succeed in getting me in the mood, what with the heavy odor of cigarettes hanging in the air and all.

**Tank Rodwell** · 02-19-15 11:53

Originally Posted by Viriato [View Original Post]

Wait! There's a Latina place on Western Ave now? When did this happen and why haven't I been there yet. Especially if they are offering Russian. I've got to check this out now. Any more details?

Guys. I love your enthusiasm, but the title of the post was AMPs in west town. Does that help?

**AceBox** · 02-19-15 11:23

Is it please in the sense of please sir may I have another, or please as in please yourself (verb)?

Originally Posted by Bob521 [View Original Post]

They are making a play on words. Bob.

**Viriato** · 02-19-15 08:38

Originally Posted by Hrodebert [View Original Post]

Western Ave. : Latina place or Chinese place.

Wait! There's a Latina place on Western Ave now? When did this happen and why haven't I been there yet. Especially if they are offering Russian. I've got to check this out now. Any more details?

**WhiteSoxTom** · 02-19-15 07:22

Originally Posted by Jaxnewbie1 [View Original Post]

Morning mates.

Admin, Please delete this post if its inappropriate.

My first post. A newbie to Chicago (no I'm not a LEO). Have been a regular reader of the forum. Decided to create a login and post whn I experience and help others.

I stay by the NW suburbs (close to Schaumburg / Hoffman.) Are there any Massage Parlours, near by ma place which offers FS (younger one's). Any help is much appreciated. Not sure if this post is going to stay. But thanks for the info provided.

Welcome to the forum. I doubt you are LEO, but no one know that for sure. We do know they creep these boards and most of us are cautious as to what we post. There is info for some of the Schaumburg (limited, and LEO in that town jumps on info to shut a place down) scattered around the Mt. Prospect, Roselle, Chicago boards.

Most of the time, people won't answer direct questions like that. Especially to someone brand new. Use the search function and history, you will find plenty of info. Go out and TOFTT, that goes a long way to some. There are a lot of helpful mongers on here, as well as plenty of entitled A**holes. Just have to contribute what you can, and keep reading.

Good luck.

**Hrodebert** · 02-19-15 01:04

Western Ave. : Latina place or Chinese place.

Originally Posted by TankRodwell [View Original Post]

I've recently had some good experiences in west town. On western Ave by subway and Clemente I've had some great Russian fun with a mid twenties cutie. A little chubby but in all the right ways. She's also super fun and allowed a good deal of over / under roaming.

I also visited a relatively newly opened spot by tastee freeze. Open til ten thirty. Mama san took my appointment and gave a good massage, ample teasing, but only offered self service. As I was leaving I saw a very very cute early 20's mt also leaving for the night. Might hVe to go back and see what that's all about.

Be safe out there. It's a bunch of savages.

TR.

**Bob521** · 02-18-15 09:23

They are making a play on words. Bob.

Originally Posted by Milfseeker21 [View Original Post]

Being new to the area, I decided to get a one month premium membership over at RM to gain some insight as to where to find a decent AMP in the Chicago area. Landed at Qing but fell victim to a fake review. Shouldve RTFF more carefully, as it sounds like there arent ANY in the 18-25 range in this city. Anway, review said Laura was. More like 35-40. All told no bad looking. Paid. 45 for the half, pretty weak massage but ran about 25 minutes. On the flip got some oil and started to play with junior. Actually did some ball sucking which was a cool added touch. Tipped. 6 because of the wet tongue action on the boys, and she still had the audacity to ask for more. Left a sour taste in my mouth, but oh well. Would probably only repeat in a pinch. Looks 6/7, Massage 4, Finish 8. Good luck all.

-MILF Man.

**Viriato** · 02-18-15 06:49

Originally Posted by MrTisBad [View Original Post]

Well good and bad- Great HE but way to old.

Hey, Leah may be a little older, but she's still pretty good looking. Especially if you're into cougars. And I agree, she gives a great HE. One of the best out there actually.

**Tank Rodwell** · 02-18-15 00:07

I've recently had some good experiences in west town. On western Ave by subway and Clemente I've had some great Russian fun with a mid twenties cutie. A little chubby but in all the right ways. She's also super fun and allowed a good deal of over / under roaming.

I also visited a relatively newly opened spot by tastee freeze. Open til ten thirty. Mama san took my appointment and gave a good massage, ample teasing, but only offered self service. As I was leaving I saw a very very cute early 20's mt also leaving for the night. Might hVe to go back and see what that's all about.

Be safe out there. It's a bunch of savages.

TR.