Massage Parlor Reports

**Msmith0052** · 01-29-15 09:58

Fellow mangers: I will be in Chicago for work soon and wondered if someone could direct me to a good Korean or Thai massage parlor. I really don't like Chinese places as I prefer table shower and a broader menu. Thanks in advance!

**Randers129** · 01-29-15 09:36

Originally Posted by UBeMyFriend99 [View Original Post]

I didn't get your PM or perhaps I accidently deleted it but I sent you one now.

If anyone is willing to send me the info from UBeMyFriend99's post, I can reciprocate with good intell on a few MILFs. I sent a few PMs, but no reply (maybe UBeMyFriend99 sent it and I never got it). ANyway, thanks and happy hunting.

**BlueUc** · 01-29-15 09:36

About draping I just lay on top of the table with nothing and is usually left that way. Sometimes they get a hot towel and lay it on your back to loosen up the muscles, then up leaving it on you somewhere for awhile.

Tableshowers, I agree its nice sometimes but I really am not much of a fan. As you mentioned Bob, when you think about it probably isn't cleaned too well. Lately being winter they ask if I want one and I reply, no thanks. Its too cold and they laugh and say ok. I agree it eats up your time there and a lot of times you are not there the full hour anyways. I would prefer a standup shower over the table if it was an option, even just standing in the tableshower room would work.

Originally Posted by Bob521 [View Original Post]

Just simply say you don't need it. Then ask something like is that ok? I don't go much to EMPs they might be fussier. At some places. Legit places also, they use a sheet, and I insist on a towel. Say the sheet is really uncomfortable. Also, for what it's worth, the table shower is a two way street. Nice, of course. And they sometimes use it to prescreen the customer. Checking for LEO and also checking for disease. They also prefer a clean guy to a dirty one. Especially if they are going BBBJ. The downside is bait and switch. MS takes your money. You don't necessarily get the girl you expected. Also they throw you in the sauna. So between the shower and the sauna, you've wasted 15 minutes. Also, with a table shower, consider how sanitary it really is. Yeah they rinse it off, but who knows what lurks in that water. Really. Table shower more common at Korean places. Less common at other places. Bob.

**OF Charlie** · 01-29-15 09:10

Originally Posted by Krackerjack [View Original Post]

Has anybody experienced Nuru or anything close to that in the US? I don't think Chicago has any options, how about the east or west coast? Will be great to hear from anybody with experience.

I had it a couple of times in Dallas at a spa called Red Rose. They call it b2 be (body to body) down there. The girls there also do tongue lashing (girls lick your whole body and in most cases including ass rimming). You can read more in the Dallas forum.

Dallas is another AMP heaven. The girls come into the room scantly dressed. There is no pretense why you are there. The best part is there is no negotiations. The market rate is $. 4 for half hour and $$ for an hour, all in. Also, there is a street there that has about 7-8 spas on the same block. You can go in and ask for a line up. If you don't like what you see, just go next door. Two of those spas have Thai girls, if you have craving for Thai!

**Bob521** · 01-29-15 01:06

Just simply say you don't need it. Then ask something like is that ok? I don't go much to EMPs they might be fussier. At some places. Legit places also, they use a sheet, and I insist on a towel. Say the sheet is really uncomfortable. Also, for what it's worth, the table shower is a two way street. Nice, of course. And they sometimes use it to prescreen the customer. Checking for LEO and also checking for disease. They also prefer a clean guy to a dirty one. Especially if they are going BBBJ. The downside is bait and switch. MS takes your money. You don't necessarily get the girl you expected. Also they throw you in the sauna. So between the shower and the sauna, you've wasted 15 minutes. Also, with a table shower, consider how sanitary it really is. Yeah they rinse it off, but who knows what lurks in that water. Really. Table shower more common at Korean places. Less common at other places. Bob.

Originally Posted by IlDiavolo [View Original Post]

Hello Gents,

After sifting through months of old posts I decided to give this place a whirl.

Provider was Yumi (I'm now 2-2 at getting Yumis for providers in my last two trips to different places). A little shy at first but got comfortable once I made some conversation and she relaxed quickly. Pretty good English! She said she's only been there a few days and won't be there too long, a month or so.

Nice TS, plenty of teasing, asked to wash the unit and did so thoroughly. Below average massage effort, just put oil on and rub, not much pressure, but she's a wee little thing. She put the draping on. I've got to get some advice on this, because I haven't yet put the drape on, and don't want it on really, but they always seem to use it.

On the flip she asked what I wanted with a sly smile. She offered FS for $. 4; I took topless CBJ at. 8. Excellent effort, shook the dice, slow and smooth and worked her way up to a faster pace. No rush. Fun and friendly and talkative the whole way.

I have to say I don't love the rooms here because the tables are a little on the small side, and they have just a drape or curtain over the door. But that was my only complaint.

**Krackerjack** · 01-29-15 00:59

Has anybody experienced Nuru or anything close to that in the US? I don't think Chicago has any options, how about the east or west coast? Will be great to hear from anybody with experience.

**Rocket Dork** · 01-28-15 13:07

Originally Posted by Mmaforever [View Original Post]

You read that wrong. Its directed to the non senior. I have a group of guys on here and we share lots.

MMa shares alot of info. You need to give information to get info. I have had guys with zero posts asking for info. Rocket Dork.

**Dazhiba** · 01-28-15 07:19

Originally Posted by IlDiavolo [View Original Post]

Hello Gents,

After sifting through months of old posts I decided to give this place a whirl.

Provider was Yumi (I'm now 2-2 at getting Yumis for providers in my last two trips to different places). A little shy at first but got comfortable once I made some conversation and she relaxed quickly. Pretty good English! She said she's only been there a few days and won't be there too long, a month or so.

Nice TS, plenty of teasing, asked to wash the unit and did so thoroughly. Below average massage effort, just put oil on and rub, not much pressure, but she's a wee little thing. She put the draping on. I've got to get some advice on this, because I haven't yet put the drape on, and don't want it on really, but they always seem to use it.

On the flip she asked what I wanted with a sly smile. She offered FS for $. 4; I took topless CBJ at. 8. Excellent effort, shook the dice, slow and smooth and worked her way up to a faster pace. No rush. Fun and friendly and talkative the whole way.

I have to say I don't love the rooms here because the tables are a little on the small side, and they have just a drape or curtain over the door. But that was my only complaint.

Where is this place? Is this code for Mattson / South of Chicago? Thanks.

**WhiteSoxTom** · 01-28-15 07:06

Originally Posted by IlDiavolo [View Original Post]

Hello Gents,

After sifting through months of old posts I decided to give this place a whirl.

Provider was Yumi (I'm now 2-2 at getting Yumis for providers in my last two trips to different places). A little shy at first but got comfortable once I made some conversation and she relaxed quickly. Pretty good English! She said she's only been there a few days and won't be there too long, a month or so.

Nice TS, plenty of teasing, asked to wash the unit and did so thoroughly. Below average massage effort, just put oil on and rub, not much pressure, but she's a wee little thing. She put the draping on. I've got to get some advice on this, because I haven't yet put the drape on, and don't want it on really, but they always seem to use it.

On the flip she asked what I wanted with a sly smile. She offered FS for $. 4; I took topless CBJ at. 8. Excellent effort, shook the dice, slow and smooth and worked her way up to a faster pace. No rush. Fun and friendly and talkative the whole way.

I have to say I don't love the rooms here because the tables are a little on the small side, and they have just a drape or curtain over the door. But that was my only complaint.

Seems like any young talent is just passing through in these places. Have been noticing that is becoming more common. Not in every case, but seeing it a lot. Used to just be the apartments, nice to see that option available retail. I'll take a young hottie playing it safe over the old hags you have to keep your eyes closed for. It is difficult to establish yourself though, unless the mamasan doesn't change (I know, captain obvious, LOL).

**IlDiavolo** · 01-28-15 00:07

Hello Gents,

After sifting through months of old posts I decided to give this place a whirl.

Provider was Yumi (I'm now 2-2 at getting Yumis for providers in my last two trips to different places). A little shy at first but got comfortable once I made some conversation and she relaxed quickly. Pretty good English! She said she's only been there a few days and won't be there too long, a month or so.

Nice TS, plenty of teasing, asked to wash the unit and did so thoroughly. Below average massage effort, just put oil on and rub, not much pressure, but she's a wee little thing. She put the draping on. I've got to get some advice on this, because I haven't yet put the drape on, and don't want it on really, but they always seem to use it.

On the flip she asked what I wanted with a sly smile. She offered FS for $. 4; I took topless CBJ at. 8. Excellent effort, shook the dice, slow and smooth and worked her way up to a faster pace. No rush. Fun and friendly and talkative the whole way.

I have to say I don't love the rooms here because the tables are a little on the small side, and they have just a drape or curtain over the door. But that was my only complaint.

**UBeMyFriend99** · 01-27-15 01:20

Originally Posted by Mmaforever [View Original Post]

You read that wrong. Its directed to the non senior. I have a group of guys on here and we share lots.

It wasn't directed to anyone in general Mma. I didn't specify to a particular group. Although, I am newer to the board too, and I respect everyone's cautiousness but would like to have the ability to exchange with whomever.

Unfortunately, I need to build myself up too since seniors are hesitant to share with me. I would never implicate a particular MT or place if that was your interpretation of my post. I did not specify where it was at but merely if anyone knew a place in the area I inquired.

About. I also followed up with a few the PM'ed me. I was bombarded with PM's. Thanks!

**UBeMyFriend99** · 01-27-15 01:11

Originally Posted by PussyPoker [View Original Post]

Hey Mma, He did not say that this place was in the Joliet area. He asked if anyone wanted to share info anf he was looking for a place in Joliet or Bolingbrook. I sent him a pm with a place to go and he never responded to me.

So all you guys out there that say people on here do not share are full of crap I have shared with many and never have gotten a response from anyone except Dmichaels.

PP.

Check your inbox. I was bombarded by PM's from my post. It was a little over whelming and my damn Comcast sucks. I sent messages to quite a few and none of them showed up. Also thanks for clarifying my report to Mma's response. I appreciate it.

**UBeMyFriend99** · 01-27-15 01:04

Originally Posted by RonM [View Original Post]

If they can't share their Provider's info in return, (assuming they have a Provider to share with you) the least those guys could do is say "Thank You" for giving them info about the Providers you've seen.

I didn't get your PM or perhaps I accidently deleted it but I sent you one now.

**SeanDoe99** · 01-26-15 20:04

Back page body rubs ad for that intersection. Directed to apartment on Addison near by. . 4 for half hour. Massage nonexistent. Got Cathy. 18-20 yo hispanic. Tight see body. Wearing fishnets over bra and thong. Had me flip after about 2 minutes. She offers. 6 for handshake and $ for covered french. Held fast on pricing. Didn't seem receptive to negotiations. Extra for nude. Opted for the French as she was pretty hot. Above average performance but allowed roaming only over clothes. $. 4 total damage. Would only repeat in a pinch (as I was in today).

**Member #5933** · 01-26-15 16:43

Originally Posted by PussyPoker [View Original Post]

Hey Mma, He did not say that this place was in the Joliet area. He asked if anyone wanted to share info anf he was looking for a place in Joliet or Bolingbrook. I sent him a pm with a place to go and he never responded to me.

So all you guys out there that say people on here do not share are full of crap I have shared with many and never have gotten a response from anyone except Dmichaels.

PP.

You read that wrong. Its directed to the non senior. I have a group of guys on here and we share lots.