Massage Parlor Reports

**Member #1232** · 12-02-14 23:04

Originally Posted by Lokkin4 [View Original Post]

Same can be said in Dallas. Amazing.

I like Philly and Honolulu for good AMPs but if I'm down in Dallas I will have to dedicate some time for the hobby. I'd like to add that Vancouver BC has great Asian apartments for the price. Full menu for around $. 4/ hr cad which is less than $. 25 USD. The women are young and attractive and come in all shapes, sizes and ages. The laws there appear to be less strict than in the states. So when you go to the various ad websites (erlist) they are pretty straightforward with what is offered and more often than not the girl in the pic is the actual girl you meet. The Canadian review boards have a lot of active members and their posts are detailed and accurate.

**Lokkin4** · 12-01-14 12:07

Same can be said in Dallas. Amazing.

Originally Posted by BottleRocket12 [View Original Post]

I'm in Philly for work and you would not believe what kind of Asian talent is available here. I went to this place called Bella. It basically looks like an abandoned warehouse and when you walk inside, its like some kind of pink pussy paradise. There's hot twenty year old Korean girls in bikinis coming out of the fucking woodwork. First off, the mamasan is fucking friendly and polite and even brought me into their kitchen and offered me a refreshment, on my first visit. It was like the place was only opened for me and my enjoyment. I'm escorted up to one of 4 or 5 rooms that have tables in them. It's all very clean and organized. Then after a little while the girl comes in. The first night, I had this girl named Claudia. Holy shit. This girl was a stunner. She came in with this big smile on her face and she was so friendly I wanted to sit down and play house with her. She had an amazing man made rack that was perfect for her size. The second time I had Sugar and let me tell you, you will not believe how gorgeous and fun she was. Once her motor was on it was like a little 4 stroke Husqavanna with a fucking turbocharger forced in it. It was like driving a fucking vespa with a V8. She was petite and her boobies were like teardrops from heaven. They were perfectly formed man mades. There are no better boobies on an Asian, this side of the Yanghtzee river. I've never seen a more beautiful Asian girl. She had these blue contacts that lifted your penis on first contact. If was like some kind of sexual Medussa phenomenon where my dick seemed to follow her glances around the room. They take you to a table shower room first where they both are aggressive and fun in their bikinis. Then it's back to the room for a brief massage in which they are completely nude. Claudia was very nice and she gave an inspired massage to my back before she started kissing it and getting sensual with me. It was very erotic. Sugar, on the other hand, did some kind of voodoo sex walk on my back whereas she was pushing down and my dick was pushing back up. Then she buried her face between my legs from behind and it was fucking on.

Everything about the experience with Claudia was GFE. She was sweet and sensual and very erotic. When I put her down on the table she was very responsive to everything I did and it was very genuine. It was like being with your prom date in some motel 6 that feels like a hyatt because your both broke as fuck. Everything was wrapped but I was totally cool with it because the personality was so awesome. To be honest, I didn't even leave the missionary position with her, it felt that real. We basically climaxed about 20 seconds apart and I reached down and she was immensely wet and it sent me over the edge. The reason I went back was to see her again but this time it was Sugar who was available. As much as Claudia was authentic GFE, Sugar was a fun and aggressive PSE. That's right, a PSE Asian. The closest I ever had to that was Rose from Thai Spicy who was bucking me like crazy when she was climaxing. There's just one difference. Rose is like late 30's. I would say Sugar is 24 or 25 at most and she may very well be younger. The whole time I was waiting to see when Sugar would drop the act and become normal again. Hell I don't know, maybe she does that for extra tips but it never did. She's just a wild one and likes sex. I had her in about 3 or 4 positions before I ripped it off and then she got beneath me, like on cue, and I finished all over her neck and a little bit on her face. It was fucking epic and she was laughing about it looking in the mirror. Unreal. I went to the Philly forum to tell the fuckers how lucky they are to have this shit in their backyard. Oh yeah. The damage right? How about 1. 6. Yeah that's right. . 6 house fee and 1 girl FS fee. Mind-blowing huh? They didn't even ask for it. I just followed the etiquette that I read in the forum. There is literally nothing that can compare in our city and it's a damn shame. From what I understand from their forums, it's the best they got in this city but there are a few comparables for that price point as well, all within a few blocks of each other. If you have the opportunity, come visit this city and you will have a great time on so many different levels. Everyone is friendly and cool here, the bars are great, the food is better, and the hot twenty year old Koreans are unreal.

**GotMilf** · 12-01-14 08:31

Originally Posted by HappyHound [View Original Post]

Any intel on either of these? I called one and got voice mail. The ads look very similar.

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ssage/20713172

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ssage/20666863

Too many red flags with those. I'd stay away.

**GotMilf** · 12-01-14 08:16

Originally Posted by Lemeduyu [View Original Post]

Been many times bc of convenience more than any other reason. Always the same price which is 60/ hr and standard tip without ever having to negotiate. Problem here is the talent. The mama is decent massage with a great hand and she whispers like a geisha while doing it. But she must be 50's. One cute younger girl and one around 40 is good. The rest have all been pretty lame. In the area go for it bc it is what it is but if there was something better in the area I'd jump ship without thinking twice.

Chicago is pretty much dead as far as talent. I switched to suburbs. Much better out there. But if you're tied to the city, might want to try 4606 w Lawrence. Supposedly some new talent there. Good luck and be safe.

**Sleeker** · 12-01-14 08:00

Originally Posted by Lemeduyu [View Original Post]

Been many times bc of convenience more than any other reason. Always the same price which is 60/ hr and standard tip without ever having to negotiate. Problem here is the talent. The mama is decent massage with a great hand and she whispers like a geisha while doing it. But she must be 50's. One cute younger girl and one around 40 is good. The rest have all been pretty lame. In the area go for it bc it is what it is but if there was something better in the area I'd jump ship without thinking twice.

Wow. I'd have to disagree. I've had really cute young girls here and the service quality is always superb. I find nowhere else in Chicago comes close to this place in terms of consistency of service.

**Lemeduyu** · 11-30-14 22:47

Been many times bc of convenience more than any other reason. Always the same price which is 60/ hr and standard tip without ever having to negotiate. Problem here is the talent. The mama is decent massage with a great hand and she whispers like a geisha while doing it. But she must be 50's. One cute younger girl and one around 40 is good. The rest have all been pretty lame. In the area go for it bc it is what it is but if there was something better in the area I'd jump ship without thinking twice.

**UBeMyFriend99** · 11-28-14 09:41

Originally Posted by CapnAndy [View Original Post]

Can anyone recommend a parlor in the Chinatown area? I'm not looking for full service. Just a happy ending without a big hassle.

There are quite a few on Archer. It's hit or miss though. I find the further south on archer the better the chances are. Also right around the corner on Canal there are a few. I have sampled 5 and only struck out on one.

**CapnAndy** · 11-27-14 13:29

Can anyone recommend a parlor in the Chinatown area? I'm not looking for full service. Just a happy ending without a big hassle.

**Happy Hound** · 11-26-14 15:18

Any intel on either of these? I called one and got voice mail. The ads look very similar.

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ssage/20713172

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ssage/20666863

**Member #1232** · 11-26-14 04:09

Originally Posted by Mannheim [View Original Post]

No, handshakes only.

I received FS there once. It was at least 10 years ago and was completely unexpected. Plus, the woman was young, attractive.

She was visiting (from the west coast) and didn't last long because I went back the next week and she was already gone.

**FrankyCando** · 11-25-14 18:37

Originally Posted by OFCharlie [View Original Post]

Bob, great advice as always. I guess I have it easy. Being a native Chinese speaker, I can usually get FS during my first visit.

Most Chinese AMP girls have the options to go work in a Chinese apartment. By choosing to work in an AMP instead, they are choosing to make less money (giving HJ only) than getting banged 7-10 times a day. This is why FS is harder to come by in a Chinese AMP. This is from talking to some of Chinese AMP girls that I have seen.

Yes I would agree with that bcs also a mamason of one place told me the same thing a few years ago. Plus from my experiences in many.

Massage places I would say FS is hard to find but in a few cases there but pricey.

**FrankyCando** · 11-25-14 18:23

Originally Posted by Mannheim [View Original Post]

Place is a waste of time and money. Self service only.

I'm a regular there. Never a situation like that.

**FrankyCando** · 11-25-14 18:22

Originally Posted by Exoticcar [View Original Post]

Is FS to be had at Gunnison Spa?

Never. I been a customer there for years.

**Viriato** · 11-23-14 22:27

Originally Posted by IdiotBoy [View Original Post]

Why is it that Asian women haven't embraced the world of vaginal hair trimming? No bigger buzz kill than a 70's porno muff on a masseuse.

Yeah but I'd sure as hell love to get a HE from a masseuse with those pointy 70's torpedo titties like you see in those old porn movies. Man they just don't make boobs like that anymore.

**Viriato** · 11-23-14 21:58

Originally Posted by AvgJoe [View Original Post]

From my experience I would think that the more the girl knows you the better chance you have of getting any extras. Being a regular customer the girl will first of all know that you are not LE and she will know if you are a good tipper and if you like and respect her. Going to a new girl for the first time its hard to get extras simply because the girl knows nothing about you.

The girls that I care to repeat with I will always ask if I can come back and ask specifically for her. Then if she says yes I will ask for her phone number and if I can text or call her. This goes a long way to show you appreciate her and I think greatly improves your chances for any extras.

This is true. There are some definite benefits to building up a rapport with your favorite providers. I have a couple of regulars that I see who have given me increasingly good extras, some which they don't offer to other customers. Including one whom I have seen a couple of times outside of work. And I know of a couple other hobbyists who have similar arrangements. If you want to get FS or anything like that, its good to establish yourself as a good customer. Show her you aren't LE, or dangerous, or some sort of pervert. Show her you're a good tipper. It works out for everyone.

And yes, if she is willing to give you her home or mobile number, that's a pretty damned good indication that she trusts you. But be patient. Don't ask for it right away or push the issue; it just makes you look desperate or creepy. You don't want that.

Originally Posted by RonM [View Original Post]

A lot of these Massage Girls don't stay in one place very long. Most move around to other places or even to other states. Then you're back to square one.

Another good reason to go for the cougars. They tend to stay longer. And they tend to be very good at what they do too.