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[Rocco D]

Tried out a place yesterday on Red Hill in Tustin near the 5. On Rubmaps it's called WD Massage, but now it's called RSpa and Massage. It advertises foot massages as well as full body massages, and I opted for the latter. I found a coupon online to get the hour for $39.99, made an appointment and was met by Callie, an okay looking, slim Chinese MILF who was probably late 30's to early 40's. This place has full doors, unlike many of the foot massage places that only have curtains on their private rooms. However, they don't have the door that separates the hallway to the rooms from the lobby. So I knew going in that it certainly wouldn't be FS.

I was lying nekkid face down when Callie walked in the room, put a towel on my ass and started some friendly convo as well as the massage. Since it was a whopping 102 degrees outside, we talked about how hot is was, and I used that opportunity to remove the towel and say it was too hot to use it (even though the temp was comfortable inside the room). She was fine with that and started rubbing my ass, remarking that it was "beautiful. " I guess the squats and lunges have been working, and I took her comment as a sign that at least something was available.

So this is where it gets weird: She is doing a great legit massage, working out the kinks, and when she is working my ass, I reach back and put her hand right in the middle of my crack and say "massage here. " She just laughs and gives me a couple of slaps on my behind. I still think I'm getting somewhere, because whenever she is within grabbing range, I start massaging her, beginning with her calves but then working up to her ass and between her legs. No resistance whatsoever and, her crotch is getting noticeable wet as I rub it through her black stretch pants. But still no returning the favor by working my crack and sack from the back.

When I flipped, my southern soldier was saluting her, so she laughed and quickly put a towel on him. I used the "too hot" line again, but this time she still lightly draped the towel back on and began a nice chest massage. Now that I had easier access, I tried to pull her pants down, but they must have been glued on. So I grabbed her boob on the outside and worked it a bit before reach underneath her shirt and trying to get underneath her bra. That's when she laughed again, pulled away and slapped my hand.

Enough was enough, so I pulled off the towel and began some self-service with the hopes she would join in. She smiles and says, "you want oil?" Sure, and after she dripped some on junior, I grab her hand and put it on him. She giggles again, pulls away and whispers, "you do. " This was getting frustrating, but I needed to get off so I began stroking again. Then, she starts tickling the taint, between balls and butthole, while I do the stroking. Hell, if she can touch there, why the heck couldn't she just do the whole thing?? With her other hand, she is holding up the towel in front of my dick so I will explode into that rather than all over my chest. How thoughtful.

She seemed truly fascinated with my self-slogging, and her eyes and mouth opened wide when I blasted. Too bad I wasn't blasting on them. Anyway, she cleaned me up well, including using the towel on my southern soldier, did a little more leg and thigh massage and finished with a facial (the legit kind). Since it was primarily self service, I thanked her at the end and handed her $20. She looks at it and at me, smiles and says, "no, you give me more. " Well, despite the fact that I didn't get her to do the HJ, I went ahead and handed her another $20 just because she was so likeable. She gave me my coupon back and told me to come see her again soon.

I told her I would, but I won't. Too many other better options out there.

Just tried this spot yesterday, can't recall the gals name, cute younger gal, maybe early 30's, works at another spot also. Complete denial, I mean she even said I could see service but she would have to leave the room. That place is a lost cause. It was decent with a cutie when it was bigger, but they have downsized, no business and shitty service will do that. Massage sucked anyways.

[SlamPoon]

After I had my bad experience there (posted on 11/7) I was still wondering if other providers there are good. Now I know to stay away! Thanks for saving me time and $$.

Dropped by Cutie Spa last night and I think I got totally ripped off. The spa it self was quite nice, young PPS took. 4 for the house fee and was lend into a decently appointed room. A couple minutes later, CiCi / CeCe cocomes in. She is Viet, 5'4", 30 years old, 100 lbs with enhanced Ds. She starts brushing my back in a lame effort to do a massage and this set of alarms already. 3 minutes later she asks me to flip. At this point, I should have known better, but she then offers her menu and starts at 1. 4! I should have walked out. Tried to negotiate but she wouldn't budge. My second head was thinking at this point and I stupidly paid.

Anyways, we start the fun, and she laid there like a dead fish. No BBBJ / CBJ, not touching here, no touching there, no DATY. It was lame. I was in and out in 15 minute for a total damage of 1. 8.

I told Cici that K-Girls provided much better service and she just laughed at their "stupidity" for doing so much for so little. Cece is like the epitome of a stereotypical viet hooker. All about the $.

Complained to PPS that his girls were lazy, he didn't care. Avoid Cutie Spa in GG.

[PotShot]

Hi,

No review on that place in Lincoln, anyone tried?

http://orangecounty.backpage.com/Bod...-5157/45537894

Usually that place just advertizes prostate rubs by older ladies. Google searching Costa Mesa / Irvine Rose's cellphone number was turning up ads for that place for awhile. I figured she moved over there but I have never been there. Rose was an Asian MILF that gave a decent rub and tug and ass rub who would also get naked and shove her coochie in your face while you're busting a nut. I wouldn't mind seeing her again if she is over there. She never answers her phone anymore and her voice mail was dead the last time I called.

[Dolato]

It's widely known that many Vietnamese are not as service oriented as their Korean counterparts.

True in the civvi world too.

[Fe Maiden]

Hi,

No review on that place in Lincoln, anyone tried?

http://orangecounty.backpage.com/Bod...-5157/45537894

Been wondering the same. Some ads say 125 but is that total or what?

[BruceBanner]

Dropped by Cutie Spa last night and I think I got totally ripped off. The spa it self was quite nice, young PPS took. 4 for the house fee and was lend into a decently appointed room. A couple minutes later, CiCi / CeCe cocomes in. She is Viet, 5'4", 30 years old, 100 lbs with enhanced Ds. She starts brushing my back in a lame effort to do a massage and this set of alarms already. 3 minutes later she asks me to flip. At this point, I should have known better, but she then offers her menu and starts at 1. 4! I should have walked out. Tried to negotiate but she wouldn't budge. My second head was thinking at this point and I stupidly paid.

Anyways, we start the fun, and she laid there like a dead fish. No BBBJ / CBJ, not touching here, no touching there, no DATY. It was lame. I was in and out in 15 minute for a total damage of 1. 8.

I told Cici that K-Girls provided much better service and she just laughed at their "stupidity" for doing so much for so little. Cece is like the epitome of a stereotypical viet hooker. All about the $.

Complained to PPS that his girls were lazy, he didn't care. Avoid Cutie Spa in GG.

It's widely known that many Vietnamese are not as service oriented as their Korean counterparts.

[AnzorzHunt]

Hi,

No review on that place in Lincoln, anyone tried?

http://orangecounty.backpage.com/Bod...-5157/45537894

[AZN Lover]

Dropped by Cutie Spa last night and I think I got totally ripped off. The spa it self was quite nice, young PPS took. 4 for the house fee and was lend into a decently appointed room. A couple minutes later, CiCi / CeCe cocomes in. She is Viet, 5'4", 30 years old, 100 lbs with enhanced Ds. She starts brushing my back in a lame effort to do a massage and this set of alarms already. 3 minutes later she asks me to flip. At this point, I should have known better, but she then offers her menu and starts at 1. 4! I should have walked out. Tried to negotiate but she wouldn't budge. My second head was thinking at this point and I stupidly paid.

Anyways, we start the fun, and she laid there like a dead fish. No BBBJ / CBJ, not touching here, no touching there, no DATY. It was lame. I was in and out in 15 minute for a total damage of 1. 8.

I told Cici that K-Girls provided much better service and she just laughed at their "stupidity" for doing so much for so little. Cece is like the epitome of a stereotypical viet hooker. All about the $.

Complained to PPS that his girls were lazy, he didn't care. Avoid Cutie Spa in GG.

[Courious G]

Yep, I concur. She's more than thick, she's chubby borderline BB (less beautiful). It may do in a pinch but she may crush a client one of these days. Brenda, who I declined would have been much better but HJ would have been fine either (although had eyes closed with Maribel, LOL). Think happy-happy thoughts!! Which brings me to the inquiry: should a provided retire not only due to age but also due to weight??

Thanks for the tips, Sticker. I should have made a hasty retreat when I first saw her. But I was overconfident thinking that all the girls there must be hot enough. Also, I was a little lazy, much to my regret. I didn't really allow myself a good look at her when she walked in. I was lying on my stomach, and she quickly moved to my side but closer to my knees than my face. I could tell she was meaty, but I didn't realize the extent at first. Even during her brief massage at the beginning she stayed enough of a distance away so that I couldn't use my hands to gauge the extent of her assets. On the flip she was facing me, and then I could tell she was out of my desired weight class, though I didn't fully appreciate the magnitude of my error until DS. I don't know why I went for it, really. Well, I can learn by my mistakes and hopefully others can benefit too.

[FunTrust]

Went back to try again and it was the same story, except this time when I paid for an extra half hour it was me giving her the massage. How the FUCK did I end up paying extra for massage lessons? Fuck if I know, god I'm really bad at this shit. At least I got to touch her, haha! Regardless, she said she was leaving because business was too slow and both times I went, the only other provider was. Less than desirable. This place may be a bust until more talent arrives, which is really a shame because it really is a great location. Anyway, I did my best to TOFTT which granted, probably isn't very good since I just started, but it's all I can give!

On a side note, why do these girls keep telling me I need to find a girlfriend to "take care of me"? If I had a girlfriend, I wouldn't be throwing my money at them, and they'd be a couple hundred bucks poorer! It doesn't make any sense, I can't be that bad can I? I did manage to get her number, and she told me to call / text her whenever. She says she'll be looking for a new job, but she seems to be legit which is too bad because she's adorable. I asked her to dinner, and she said maybe, and that'd she'd answer once she got her job situation figured out, but I'm pretty sure she's just stringing me along. Happy hunting!

Lets review, HJ only, seems she likes you, says business is slow, working in an AMP so she halfway there.

Says you need a girlfriend, gives you her number.

Wonder what that all means.

Just a wild thought, call her, ask her out for a drink, if she says no even better then ask her for a massage, you get it all. Please seend me a check for the lessons.

[ElDoret]

You need to establish some trust, if you have a lot of experience to reference you can frequently get what you want the first visit, otherwise do your homework and only go to places known to offer what you want. I can't remember the last time I went to an AMP and didn't get FS, but I always know the place offers that before going in.

If you lack experience to ref on your first visit then take the cheapest offering, probably 30 minutes, chat up the provider if you're into her, see how she responds to touching her leg, she will either smile and let you continue or move away.

Your first time at any business, you are a stranger to the employees, AMPs are no different. Give them a reason to trust you or use repeat visits and you will succeed.

AF.

Went back to try again and it was the same story, except this time when I paid for an extra half hour it was me giving her the massage. How the FUCK did I end up paying extra for massage lessons? Fuck if I know, god I'm really bad at this shit. At least I got to touch her, haha! Regardless, she said she was leaving because business was too slow and both times I went, the only other provider was. Less than desirable. This place may be a bust until more talent arrives, which is really a shame because it really is a great location. Anyway, I did my best to TOFTT which granted, probably isn't very good since I just started, but it's all I can give!

On a side note, why do these girls keep telling me I need to find a girlfriend to "take care of me"? If I had a girlfriend, I wouldn't be throwing my money at them, and they'd be a couple hundred bucks poorer! It doesn't make any sense, I can't be that bad can I? I did manage to get her number, and she told me to call / text her whenever. She says she'll be looking for a new job, but she seems to be legit which is too bad because she's adorable. I asked her to dinner, and she said maybe, and that'd she'd answer once she got her job situation figured out, but I'm pretty sure she's just stringing me along. Happy hunting!

[Pat McCrotch1]

I have been Mongering for about 8 years, but stopped for a bit when I moved here to OC a few years ago. I have been doing it here for a little over a year. I found this blog about three months ago and it has helped me quite a bit. Typically, I look for places that offer FS and it was a bit of a struggle to find one for a bit. But, that is half the fun (at least for me). Anyway, here is my observation of the AMP in CM. I was aware of the unlikely chance of FS, but I was not necessarily looking for that then.

Location and Room- be. The location is better than many others. It is on a tiny strip mall, personally, I like those where they are a bit hard to find and thus, the likelihood for LEO visiting is reduced. Inside it was a typical AMP, which was fine for me. In my experience the fancier the place the less likely there will be FS. The room was small and private. SOme locations have a room right by the front door, which I hate for obvious reasons.

Girl / see. This girl was your typical middle-aged Chinese lady (I forget her name, but there was only her and a younger one). She was skinny, with no breasts or ass, and wore regular clothes, but had nice thick lips. She was extremely personable and smiled all the time. This is a huge plus because I many of the AMP girls are too "business-like" and can kill the experience. She was not very pretty, but made up for it with her incredible attitude.

Massage / be This was not the best massage I ever had, but it was good. She had a good technique as far as massaging is concerned. She straddled me and rubbed her kitty on my back (she was clothed the entire time) and right before the flip she started rubbing the crack and boys a bit and the during the flip did the typical rub before she said " you want massage here. ".

HE / see Nothing spectacular here. She used one hand, there was little mutual touching allowed and all outside her clothing, and I popped in about 10 minutes. I inquired about a BJ and she rejected the offer.

Cost / be+ It costed the typical $. 6 for an hour and $. 4 for the tip.

It is an okay place for a HE, but there are plenty of places that offer more for me to recommend this one. I would only go back if I was really in the mood and it was close. I live near CM, and in my experience, it is not a good location for FS. I know that many of you have been here, and this AMP is not news to anybody really, so I will offer my observation to a better experience in finding a FS place. This will probably only be useful for the newbies, and if you have had different experiences, please let us know.

1. Location, Location, Location. When looking for an AMP or a LMP typically GG is your best shot at FS. I am not sure why this is, and I have read that other places may also be good, but I have only experienced it here. Additionally, as I have stated before, the fancier the AMP or LMP, the less likely the opportunity for FS will arise.

2. Only go to places that accept cash. If a place accepts credit cards, it is a bad sign for me. When a place only accepts cash, it may be because they are trying to hide something, which is great for us Mongers. Each place that I received a BJ or FS only accepted cash, and often times if the place accepts credit cards, they won't even offer HE. Typically, this is the first thing I look for in BP ads.

3. The girls are dressed skimpier. This may seem like a no-brainer, but this is not the case everywhere, but seems to be in Orange County. Each place where I received FS seemed, to have girls that (1) dress skimpier and (2) are younger. Take this in consideration when you go Mongering.

I hope this info. Helps and I have yet to find a place which offers a BBBJ, have any of you had better luck?

[AsianFan]

I got a fatty OT check this past Thursday, so I decided to TOFTT (and boy, did it cost me) based on an add I saw on BP. "Grand Opening" with no name, so I'm not sure what the place is called, but the address is posted in the Title. It's a standard AMP, but I really like the location (I'll elaborate later) and it's 40/ hh, 70/ h, and 120 4 hands / hr all of which is pricey!

Location (A): I really like where this place is located. It's on the ground floor of a 2 story building, but the entrance is on the back side of the building and not the side facing the busy street like most places. I know it shouldn't bother me, but I don't like being seen entering these types of places. There's tons of parking in the back, and it's in the same lot as a Del Taco and a place called Showgirls 777 or something to that effect. The back side of the building is all windows, but they're tinted super dark. The door to this place is locked, and there's a little white doorbell on the right that you need to ring to be let in. The place is super clean, and upon entering the door there's a little reception desk right in front. To the right, there's a little waiting area separated from the main entry with one of those foldable Asian walls and in between the reception desk and the waiting area, there's a door / hallway leading back into an area with several private rooms (including a bathroom and shower / laundry room). I'm not too sure about the layout, because sadly I never got to see that part of it until the end when I took a shower. There is also a larger room to the left of the reception desk, by far the biggest one with 1 wall being the window wall of the building (I. E. , I can see my car outside from the room). I should of know what was coming when I was lead there, BUT what can you do.

Looks / personality (A- The providers name was Betty, and although she didn't match the girl in the adds (surprise, surprise) she was SUPER cute. I'm sure most guys wouldn't give her a grade this high, but I'm way more into "cute" than "super-model hot" if that makes any sense. She wasn't as thin as an ideal / dream provider would be, but she was by no means fat or chubby. He boobs were about the size I'd like on someone her build (probably about a be cup), though I would of preferred them to be a little bigger. As mentioned she had a very cute face, and her butt seemed nice and round in her JEANS. That brings me to another point. She was dressed in JEANS and a T-shirt. I thought she was just the MS, and was thrilled when she walked in the room until I realized I was in store for a super good massage and nothing else.

Her English was OK, but limited. She wasn't very chatty, and I had to do most of the talking, though there was a long stretch of time where it was pretty quiet in there. I asked her what days she works, and she said she just started this week, and wasn't sure what days she works. She said the owner owns several locations, and she could be placed at any one on any given day. Final note, she said that she was 28, though I think she looked significantly younger (as most Asians typically do) and says she's Chinese.

Massage (A): The massage was freaking amazing. I'm sure this is what it would be like at a legit place, unfortunately I didn't give 2 shits about the massage *frustrated*.

Price (F): I paid 70/ hr and when the hour was up and I was still on my belly, I opted for 30 minutes more for 40 (I was really into her, and hoped things would change). Also, I gave her 80 at the start, and she never gave me my damn change!

Experience (D): Like I mentioned above, the massage was amazing. I play hockey, and had a bad calf / shoulder / back. Pretty much a bad everything, so in that regards it was a good thing. I've been to several Chinese massage shops out-of-state, and they all seemed to be similar type experiences (legit). Large towel / sheet to cover from shoulders to legs at the start, etc. At the start she asked me if I wanted hard, medium, or light, and I said hard because I'm used to the wimpy massages you get at other places, but she took that elbow of hers and did some damage! An hour went by and I she asked if I wanted more time. I was really into her so I agreed for another half hour for 40, which she collected before continuing. I knew I should of cut my loses, and leave, but I figured I'd try to be more direct the next half hour. I think I've been fortunate, but every AMP I've visited in Ca, I've had HEs just fall in my lap with no work, or coercion or discussion at all and wanted to keep the streak alive! After about 10 minutes, I decided to start laying hints, and after about 5 minutes of not being able to communicate (language barrier), I up and asked her directly. She said no, and I kept pleading mentioning that I have a lot more money to give her. This back and forth went on until the end, and her response was something along the lines of "we don't talk about it the first time, next time. " I'm not sure if that's just a line to get me to come in again and blow 110 on a legit massage, or what. I asked her for her number, and she wrote it down on a piece of paper, and I texted her while I was still in the shop and noticed that her cell didn't buzz. Not sure if it's a real number, or just one to get me out of the damn place! I'll try again to see if there's anything behind the "next time" line she fed me, and will report back to let you all know. Also the only reason why I gave it a the over an F was because the massage was really good!

You need to establish some trust, if you have a lot of experience to reference you can frequently get what you want the first visit, otherwise do your homework and only go to places known to offer what you want. I can't remember the last time I went to an AMP and didn't get FS, but I always know the place offers that before going in.

If you lack experience to ref on your first visit then take the cheapest offering, probably 30 minutes, chat up the provider if you're into her, see how she responds to touching her leg, she will either smile and let you continue or move away.

Your first time at any business, you are a stranger to the employees, AMPs are no different. Give them a reason to trust you or use repeat visits and you will succeed.

AF.

[ElDoret]

I got a fatty OT check this past Thursday, so I decided to TOFTT (and boy, did it cost me) based on an add I saw on BP. "Grand Opening" with no name, so I'm not sure what the place is called, but the address is posted in the Title. It's a standard AMP, but I really like the location (I'll elaborate later) and it's 40/ hh, 70/ h, and 120 4 hands / hr all of which is pricey!

Location (A): I really like where this place is located. It's on the ground floor of a 2 story building, but the entrance is on the back side of the building and not the side facing the busy street like most places. I know it shouldn't bother me, but I don't like being seen entering these types of places. There's tons of parking in the back, and it's in the same lot as a Del Taco and a place called Showgirls 777 or something to that effect. The back side of the building is all windows, but they're tinted super dark. The door to this place is locked, and there's a little white doorbell on the right that you need to ring to be let in. The place is super clean, and upon entering the door there's a little reception desk right in front. To the right, there's a little waiting area separated from the main entry with one of those foldable Asian walls and in between the reception desk and the waiting area, there's a door / hallway leading back into an area with several private rooms (including a bathroom and shower / laundry room). I'm not too sure about the layout, because sadly I never got to see that part of it until the end when I took a shower. There is also a larger room to the left of the reception desk, by far the biggest one with 1 wall being the window wall of the building (I. E. , I can see my car outside from the room). I should of know what was coming when I was lead there, BUT what can you do.

Looks / personality (A- The providers name was Betty, and although she didn't match the girl in the adds (surprise, surprise) she was SUPER cute. I'm sure most guys wouldn't give her a grade this high, but I'm way more into "cute" than "super-model hot" if that makes any sense. She wasn't as thin as an ideal / dream provider would be, but she was by no means fat or chubby. He boobs were about the size I'd like on someone her build (probably about a be cup), though I would of preferred them to be a little bigger. As mentioned she had a very cute face, and her butt seemed nice and round in her JEANS. That brings me to another point. She was dressed in JEANS and a T-shirt. I thought she was just the MS, and was thrilled when she walked in the room until I realized I was in store for a super good massage and nothing else.

Her English was OK, but limited. She wasn't very chatty, and I had to do most of the talking, though there was a long stretch of time where it was pretty quiet in there. I asked her what days she works, and she said she just started this week, and wasn't sure what days she works. She said the owner owns several locations, and she could be placed at any one on any given day. Final note, she said that she was 28, though I think she looked significantly younger (as most Asians typically do) and says she's Chinese.

Massage (A): The massage was freaking amazing. I'm sure this is what it would be like at a legit place, unfortunately I didn't give 2 shits about the massage *frustrated*.

Price (F): I paid 70/ hr and when the hour was up and I was still on my belly, I opted for 30 minutes more for 40 (I was really into her, and hoped things would change). Also, I gave her 80 at the start, and she never gave me my damn change!

Experience (D): Like I mentioned above, the massage was amazing. I play hockey, and had a bad calf / shoulder / back. Pretty much a bad everything, so in that regards it was a good thing. I've been to several Chinese massage shops out-of-state, and they all seemed to be similar type experiences (legit). Large towel / sheet to cover from shoulders to legs at the start, etc. At the start she asked me if I wanted hard, medium, or light, and I said hard because I'm used to the wimpy massages you get at other places, but she took that elbow of hers and did some damage! An hour went by and I she asked if I wanted more time. I was really into her so I agreed for another half hour for 40, which she collected before continuing. I knew I should of cut my loses, and leave, but I figured I'd try to be more direct the next half hour. I think I've been fortunate, but every AMP I've visited in Ca, I've had HEs just fall in my lap with no work, or coercion or discussion at all and wanted to keep the streak alive! After about 10 minutes, I decided to start laying hints, and after about 5 minutes of not being able to communicate (language barrier), I up and asked her directly. She said no, and I kept pleading mentioning that I have a lot more money to give her. This back and forth went on until the end, and her response was something along the lines of "we don't talk about it the first time, next time. " I'm not sure if that's just a line to get me to come in again and blow 110 on a legit massage, or what. I asked her for her number, and she wrote it down on a piece of paper, and I texted her while I was still in the shop and noticed that her cell didn't buzz. Not sure if it's a real number, or just one to get me out of the damn place! I'll try again to see if there's anything behind the "next time" line she fed me, and will report back to let you all know. Also the only reason why I gave it a the over an F was because the massage was really good!

[SporadicMonger]

Went to South Coast Spa Center in CM on Bristol and Redhill.

http://orangecounty.backpage.com/Bod...-9966/11476300

Decent massage, no extras or even hint of extras. Kept me covered the whole time.