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[McCooker]

Couldn't find anything on this specific location browsing through here, so decided to take one for the team and check it out. Deal seemed pretty good, at. 3/ hr, so I figured anything extra would be gravy, esp. If the massage was legit. Unfortunately (or fortunately, depending), a legit massage is all I got out of the experience, but boy what a massage. I'd have to put my technician, Julie, at a 5/10 (6 if you're into small, skinny see women) - pretty average, but not bad for a woman pushing her late thirties / forties. The massage though was particularly excellent (asked for a hard massage, was legitimately a hard massage), if a bit heavy on oil, and I was NOT shortchanged on time. A first for me, HE or not. That in and of itself is a huge plus to me. If you are looking for fun however, look elsewhere.

- mc.

[Sound7]

Half time player switch for standard play. Total massage time 45 minutes.

.................................... Was pleasantly surprised that after nutting still got 10 more min of back massage. Not the full hour but close enough. 7/10, better to be had in South County.

[Sticker]

Tried out a place yesterday on Red Hill in Tustin near the 5. On Rubmaps it's called WD Massage, but now it's called RSpa and Massage. It advertises foot massages as well as full body massages, and I opted for the latter. I found a coupon online to get the hour for $39.99, made an appointment and was met by Callie, an okay looking, slim Chinese MILF who was probably late 30's to early 40's. This place has full doors, unlike many of the foot massage places that only have curtains on their private rooms. However, they don't have the door that separates the hallway to the rooms from the lobby. So I knew going in that it certainly wouldn't be FS.

I was lying nekkid face down when Callie walked in the room, put a towel on my ass and started some friendly convo as well as the massage. Since it was a whopping 102 degrees outside, we talked about how hot is was, and I used that opportunity to remove the towel and say it was too hot to use it (even though the temp was comfortable inside the room). She was fine with that and started rubbing my ass, remarking that it was "beautiful. " I guess the squats and lunges have been working, and I took her comment as a sign that at least something was available.

So this is where it gets weird: She is doing a great legit massage, working out the kinks, and when she is working my ass, I reach back and put her hand right in the middle of my crack and say "massage here. " She just laughs and gives me a couple of slaps on my behind. I still think I'm getting somewhere, because whenever she is within grabbing range, I start massaging her, beginning with her calves but then working up to her ass and between her legs. No resistance whatsoever and, her crotch is getting noticeable wet as I rub it through her black stretch pants. But still no returning the favor by working my crack and sack from the back.

When I flipped, my southern soldier was saluting her, so she laughed and quickly put a towel on him. I used the "too hot" line again, but this time she still lightly draped the towel back on and began a nice chest massage. Now that I had easier access, I tried to pull her pants down, but they must have been glued on. So I grabbed her boob on the outside and worked it a bit before reach underneath her shirt and trying to get underneath her bra. That's when she laughed again, pulled away and slapped my hand.

Enough was enough, so I pulled off the towel and began some self-service with the hopes she would join in. She smiles and says, "you want oil?" Sure, and after she dripped some on junior, I grab her hand and put it on him. She giggles again, pulls away and whispers, "you do. " This was getting frustrating, but I needed to get off so I began stroking again. Then, she starts tickling the taint, between balls and butthole, while I do the stroking. Hell, if she can touch there, why the heck couldn't she just do the whole thing?? With her other hand, she is holding up the towel in front of my dick so I will explode into that rather than all over my chest. How thoughtful.

She seemed truly fascinated with my self-slogging, and her eyes and mouth opened wide when I blasted. Too bad I wasn't blasting on them. Anyway, she cleaned me up well, including using the towel on my southern soldier, did a little more leg and thigh massage and finished with a facial (the legit kind). Since it was primarily self service, I thanked her at the end and handed her $20. She looks at it and at me, smiles and says, "no, you give me more. " Well, despite the fact that I didn't get her to do the HJ, I went ahead and handed her another $20 just because she was so likeable. She gave me my coupon back and told me to come see her again soon.

I told her I would, but I won't. Too many other better options out there.

[Sitting Duck]

Saw L a few weeks back, good massage, but a bit mechanical are&T. I always get a bit turned off when they start with 'Baby" like a true gf, "Yes baby, you cum baby' etc. Just raise the hackles as an obvious maneuver to end the session early. Was pleasantly surprised that after nutting still got 10 more min of back massage. Not the full hour but close enough. 7/10, better to be had in South County.

[FunTrust]

I went to Kim's twice recently, but my experience was not so positive.

First time. Wendy. Reasonable massage. Successful but not particularly sensual HE. Second time. Lucy, with identical outcome. Both times, paid $50 for an hour, but it was all over after 45 minutes. Maybe I just saw the wrong girls (I. E. : different ones from SlamPoon). Pity, because the experience SlamPoon describes sounds great, certainly better than I got.

Gherk.

Everyone has different expectations and results. Also saw W, good massage, not sensual but teasing all the time and last 5 minutes before flip were getting my engine running overtime. And the finish, she knew what to do to complete the job, which given I had been playing a lot was great.

[PotShot]

Not really that new. It just has it's own thread with that title on the OC massage parlors front page.

I keep gravitating back to this place even though it is not particularly great. It's just walking distance for me and always has young girls. I've been there 5 times so far and a different girl each time.

The first one I forgot her name, a tall Viet girl mid 20's got naked for me and let me play with her tits and ass just no diddling her VJ. Decent HJ but not very enthusiastic.

Second one a young Asian girl named Miso. She was friendly, short skirt, lots of roaming decent HJ no diddling her either.

Third one an early 30's Colombian name Amy. That one I'd like to hook up with again. She supposedly works weekends but the past 2 weekends she hasn't been there and mamasan acted like she never heard of her. She was pretty nasty and suspect I could get quite a bit of mileage out of her if I ever find her again. She talked dirty, let me suck on her tits, diddle her VJ and gave a pretty good HJ. The only draw back was she dumped a bunch of baby powder on me at the end which proved to be a ***** to get off and I had to go to straight to work. That shit was seeping through my cloths and turning them white at work. I had to take a trucker bath in our bathroom while on a break and beat out my clothes. I was literally digging clumps of it out of my asshole and naval.

Fourth one Julie and early 20's Viet. So, so HJ, wore shorts, roaming allowed but couldn't get to any of her goodies.

Fifth one I'm keeping her name quiet for now. This one actually has some massage training but still not as good as the legends like Sofie and Eda. Good HJ technique and I'm working on seeing her outside the establishment for a more intimate encounter. I think she is a Taiwanese girl, late 20's, not as pretty as the others but seems hot for my bod and wants to romp. Gave me a tongue kiss a few times and a short BBJ finished HJ with a little butt rub. I got her digits and will try to hook up with her later in the week.

Happy Hoin!

[SlamPoon]

Sounds like YMMV. Sorry bro. I didn't do anything special. Maybe they just liked my tush.

I went to Kim's twice recently, but my experience was not so positive.

First time. Wendy. Reasonable massage. Successful but not particularly sensual HE. Second time. Lucy, with identical outcome. Both times, paid $50 for an hour, but it was all over after 45 minutes. Maybe I just saw the wrong girls (I. E. : different ones from SlamPoon). Pity, because the experience SlamPoon describes sounds great, certainly better than I got.

Gherk.

[SlamPoon]

Very sorry to hear about your bad experience. That really sucks. I'm afraid I'll be there someday. I've been with my SO way too long to blame it on old partners. The only thing I have going for me if / when I get warts is that we rarely have sex. Which is why I started mongering anyway.

I gather that the odds are that most of the sexual active population carry it, mongers included but not exclusively, especially if they cover all the time. It never goes away but can go into long periods of remission, as far as the warts go, and also tends to peak in the first years of infection.

As for what to say to SO's, if you haven't been together for a long time, it is plausible enough and probably accurate to say it goes way back. Then you are only guilty of having unprotected sex with her, though she had it with you too, remember.

I had a big crisis with a girl friend years ago when the warts showed up and I had no choice but to explain. She was outraged and left me. Shortly thereafter she learned that her former husband had it and could just as easily have given it to her, and she to me.

[Gherkin]

I went to Kim's twice recently, but my experience was not so positive.

First time. Wendy. Reasonable massage. Successful but not particularly sensual HE. Second time. Lucy, with identical outcome. Both times, paid $50 for an hour, but it was all over after 45 minutes. Maybe I just saw the wrong girls (I. E. : different ones from SlamPoon). Pity, because the experience SlamPoon describes sounds great, certainly better than I got.

Gherk.

Since my first two reviews were not overly positive, I am pleased now to talk about a place I can highly recommend, though with some caveats. The place is Kim's in CM which has not been reviewed recently, for sure, if at all, on this site. It has a regular ad on BP for massage and, intriguingly, mentions that they also offer "colon hydrotherapy. " While I'm not especially interested to have my colon irrigated, I thought that any woman skilled at giving colonics might also be skilled and undeterred in handling a man's posterior. In this case, my speculation proved correct. First let me get the negatives out of the way. This appears to be just a jack shack. I inquired about more but was rebuffed. I've only seen two providers both of whom are older -- one probably about 40 and the other about 50. They are average looking with nice, trim physiques. The older one has a larger rack (probably see cup) while the younger one has a tight ass. Both allow a lot of roaming over their clothes. (Sorry, I don't have their names. In future reviews I will have names available for PM.).

Much to my delight, the moment the massage starts there is no pretense of a towel and they go immediately for the ass. Maybe there was 30 seconds or something on the back initially. Whatever it was, it was brief. For the next 10 min or so the massage focuses on the ass with lots of sack teasing. When I had the younger provider, she then reached between my legs from behind and started massaging everything there. I can say her skills in this area are extraordinary. When she began to caress my sack I could barely take it, and then I popped when she reached around for a simultaneous sack / soldier massage. Better yet, after cleaning me up, she continued with a really great massage paying attention to areas other than the ass. Near the end of the session she gave me a flip and a superb HJ / FIA until I popped again. I'm not exactly a Spring chicken, and so MOSG within an hour is not something I usually aspire to and attain. I had a similar experience with the older provider, with the main difference that she gave me a sweet prostate massage as well.

To sum up -- both providers have superb skills with hand release, allow MOSG, and have great attitudes. They don't haggle, but I gave $60 tip (& $60 to the house for an hour) because of the superior service. After a session w / either of these ladies, your sack will be totally evacuated.

[Fistfirst]

Sticker & Dildo Baggens -- Thank you gentlemen for your insights, .. mongers who engage in FS must get it eventually. If so, I don't see how I am going to hide it / explain it to my SO. I really hope I'm wrong about that.

I gather that the odds are that most of the sexual active population carry it, mongers included but not exclusively, especially if they cover all the time. It never goes away but can go into long periods of remission, as far as the warts go, and also tends to peak in the first years of infection.

As for what to say to SO's, if you haven't been together for a long time, it is plausible enough and probably accurate to say it goes way back. Then you are only guilty of having unprotected sex with her, though she had it with you too, remember.

I had a big crisis with a girl friend years ago when the warts showed up and I had no choice but to explain. She was outraged and left me. Shortly thereafter she learned that her former husband had it and could just as easily have given it to her, and she to me.

[Dildo Baggens]

It was long thought that condoms did not provide protection against the human papillomavirus (HPV), however findings from a recent study prove that condoms do provide some protection against HPV.

The study, done at the University of Washington, found that women whose partners always wore condoms and did so correctly decreased their risk of being infected by 70 percent. Women whose partner wore a condoms more than half of the time, but not always, were fifty percent less likely to contract the virus.

HPV is spread through sexual contact, meaning no penetration is needed to contract the virus. Even if condoms are worn during intercourse and worn correctly, there is no guarantee of 100 percent protection against HPV. This is due to a condom covering only the penis, leaving the rest of the genitals uncovered. During intercourse, these unprotected areas can come in contact with the vagina.

Baggens.

Sticker & Dildo Baggens -- Thank you gentlemen for your insights, both reassuring and cautionary. I do have a long-term SO, and needless to say it will be "game over" for our relationship if I get an incurable std or pass along any std, curable or otherwise, to her. I know that I must accept some risk as a monger, but I think for the time being I'll greatly reduce the amount of dining I do. I can't really complain. Today I had great FS with a young hottie even though I decided to forgo the oral pleasures.

Before leaving the topic of stds, I should add that if what I have read about HPV is true, then all of us mongers who engage in FS must get it eventually. If so, I don't see how I am going to hide it / explain it to my SO. I really hope I'm wrong about that.

[SlamPoon]

Sticker & Dildo Baggens -- Thank you gentlemen for your insights, both reassuring and cautionary. I do have a long-term SO, and needless to say it will be "game over" for our relationship if I get an incurable std or pass along any std, curable or otherwise, to her. I know that I must accept some risk as a monger, but I think for the time being I'll greatly reduce the amount of dining I do. I can't really complain. Today I had great FS with a young hottie even though I decided to forgo the oral pleasures.

Before leaving the topic of stds, I should add that if what I have read about HPV is true, then all of us mongers who engage in FS must get it eventually. If so, I don't see how I am going to hide it / explain it to my SO. I really hope I'm wrong about that.

Risk is variable. If you have unprotected sex with drug addicted street walkers, the risk is much higher. These providers tend to have risky behaviors. Shearing needles with others has compounded consequences, such as Hep B and C, HIV. They also use bad judgment when on drugs or starting withdrawal, in that they'll do anything the John requests to get " That" next fix, not to mention these girls can turn 30 tricks a night. A much higher rate than your typical MP girl. My suggestion is if you have a significant other at home use protection always. You don't have to buy Rubber Dams from a dental supply. Plastic food rap will work just as well.

[Dildo Baggens]

Risk is variable. If you have unprotected sex with drug addicted street walkers, the risk is much higher. These providers tend to have risky behaviors. Shearing needles with others has compounded consequences, such as Hep B and C, HIV. They also use bad judgment when on drugs or starting withdrawal, in that they'll do anything the John requests to get " That" next fix, not to mention these girls can turn 30 tricks a night. A much higher rate than your typical MP girl. My suggestion is if you have a significant other at home use protection always. You don't have to buy Rubber Dams from a dental supply. Plastic food rap will work just as well.

There is a risk, but the risk is low. It is easier for the girl to get an STD from giving you head than for you to get an STD while pleasing her. Plenty of literature from WebMD and other sources to support this. As far as my own experience is concerned, DATY, and sometimes DATO, are part of the mongering fun for me, and having included it in my repertoire for several decades without incident, I won't be investing in dental dam stock anytime soon.

[Sticker]

As a novice monger who has enjoyed the pleasures of DATY / DATO with providers only a handful of times, I am beginning to wonder if DATY / DATO might be too risky for me in terms of stds. Are there mongers out there who have performed unprotected oral for years w / o any problems? I know there are dental dams, but I've haven't yet read of mongers using them. Given their lack of popularity compared to condoms in drug stores, I assume they are rarely used. Thanks for any thoughts on this.

There is a risk, but the risk is low. It is easier for the girl to get an STD from giving you head than for you to get an STD while pleasing her. Plenty of literature from WebMD and other sources to support this. As far as my own experience is concerned, DATY, and sometimes DATO, are part of the mongering fun for me, and having included it in my repertoire for several decades without incident, I won't be investing in dental dam stock anytime soon.

[SlamPoon]

As a novice monger who has enjoyed the pleasures of DATY / DATO with providers only a handful of times, I am beginning to wonder if DATY / DATO might be too risky for me in terms of stds. Are there mongers out there who have performed unprotected oral for years w / o any problems? I know there are dental dams, but I've haven't yet read of mongers using them. Given their lack of popularity compared to condoms in drug stores, I assume they are rarely used. Thanks for any thoughts on this.