Massage Parlor Reports

[OscarRomeo]

Zen for Latinas rainbow for asian I prefer Latina but you guys don't give a f what like so choose wisely.

[Chazm69]

Hey, new to this site and never been to a parlor? Any advice? Most of the place mentioned doesn't say the place name either, where do you find the locations?

So you're the pokemaster and never been to a parlor? Cool.

Go to rub maps dot com and get all the info you could ever want.

[PokeMaster]

Hey, new to this site and never been to a parlor? Any advice? Most of the place mentioned doesn't say the place name either, where do you find the locations?

[Steview86]

NoHo has some great AMPs all, unfortunately the 2 you hit up are not some of them! Keep looking and you'll find them. Sherman Way has some gems.

Hey guys.

Just moved into the NOHO area and was trying to figure out the AMP's.

Went to Tian CHI on Lankershim it was a typical 40/40 house with older not so attractive women.

Went to Athena Spa on Riverside it was a typical 40/40 house. The girl was younger but not very good.

There are a few other AMP's in the area but not sure which one to try as it gets expensive to keep experimenting.

Thanks.

[PlayerN818]

Hey guys.

Just moved into the NOHO area and was trying to figure out the AMP's.

Went to Tian CHI on Lankershim it was a typical 40/40 house with older not so attractive women.

Went to Athena Spa on Riverside it was a typical 40/40 house. The girl was younger but not very good.

There are a few other AMP's in the area but not sure which one to try as it gets expensive to keep experimenting.

Thanks.

Po Thai on Burbank. Nice dependable place. Don't know what your standards are so can't say if you'll find the girls attractive. You might just invest a month's worth online at RM. Pretty good info there.

[Jake0104]

Hey guys.

Just moved into the NOHO area and was trying to figure out the AMP's.

Went to Tian CHI on Lankershim it was a typical 40/40 house with older not so attractive women.

Went to Athena Spa on Riverside it was a typical 40/40 house. The girl was younger but not very good.

There are a few other AMP's in the area but not sure which one to try as it gets expensive to keep experimenting.

Thanks.

[Grebo Guru]

I have been to this place a few times, although not for several months now, and always had reasonably attractive girls and a he, even had FS once. Things must have changed over the past months.

Don't think I've been there in years and years, but keep in mind that at all these places the girls rotate every few weeks or months. Three months from now there will be a new batch of turnips to pick. So back in about '99 I decided I'd just go brothel hopping. Go to one, look at the girls, if I don't like them, I go on to the next. Repeat. Repeat. Repeat. Until I find one "passable. " Sometimes there are good days, sometimes there are bad days. I'm not defending this particular place, but don't judge a place by one visit / look at the girls, just put it down for a followup in a few weeks. You never know!

-GG.

[Arthur3]

Dropped by this spot as the BP ad look promising. The ladies there are old, fat, and fugly, I paid 40 for 30 minutes massage and took off without any extras. Couldn't bring myself to do it. Hopefully some useful intel for the bros.

Attached is the ad.

I have been to this place a few times, although not for several months now, and always had reasonably attractive girls and a he, even had FS once. Things must have changed over the past months.

[Ganj8]

What? The girls in the ad are not really the providers? Shocked, shocked I say! Thanks for TOFTT. And for the info.

I was not expecting the girls in the ads at all. Just at least something passable.

[PlayerN818]

Dropped by this spot as the BP ad look promising. The ladies there are old, fat, and fugly, I paid 40 for 30 minutes massage and took off without any extras. Couldn't bring myself to do it. Hopefully some useful intel for the bros.

Attached is the ad.

What? The girls in the ad are not really the providers? Shocked, shocked I say! Thanks for TOFTT. And for the info.

[Ganj8]

Dropped by this spot as the BP ad look promising. The ladies there are old, fat, and fugly, I paid 40 for 30 minutes massage and took off without any extras. Couldn't bring myself to do it. Hopefully some useful intel for the bros.

Attached is the ad.

[OscarRomeo]

Looking for mp with Latinas FS been to the new cozy all they have is Asian had a thin one with short hair let me get on top and rode me it's no longer named cozy and it's in Chatsworth area pm me to trade off.

[Grebo Guru]

Well, you did have an option: Walk out, which is what I would've done. I don't know where you were because the post was too cryptic, but there are plenty of clean, reliable places all over the valley that will offer a HJ for around $80-$90 OTD.

I'll have to agree. $40 entrance fee followed by a $40 - $60 requested fee for HE. At this point I ask for FS, as a HJ means nothing to me. And if the answer is no, I'm requesting money back and leaving.

-GG.

[PlayerN818]

So here's one. I went in because I had some time to kill and I thought "Hey why not, massage and a BJ, woo!" I know their a regular AMP even their email and text back says 40 for the table plus tips. And I wasn't going in for FS.

So I walked in, and the girl asked if I wanted hh, and I said yes. And she said okay, $140. I looked at her and said, "really?" I said I only have 100, and she said she could take the rest from a credit card. (not to sound like a cheapo) but I don't want to pay 140. I was looking for massage with he or BJ, but I didn't have an option here. Anyone else deal with this? Is this new for them, or am I checking out the wrong place? (I coulda sworn they used to be AMP) maybe they just were trying to get more money up front from me. I packed up my balls and went home.

Well, you did have an option: Walk out, which is what I would've done. I don't know where you were because the post was too cryptic, but there are plenty of clean, reliable places all over the valley that will offer a HJ for around $80-$90 OTD.

[Milcanjose]

So here's one. I went in because I had some time to kill and I thought "Hey why not, massage and a BJ, woo!" I know their a regular AMP even their email and text back says 40 for the table plus tips. And I wasn't going in for FS.

So I walked in, and the girl asked if I wanted hh, and I said yes. And she said okay, $140. I looked at her and said, "really?" I said I only have 100, and she said she could take the rest from a credit card. (not to sound like a cheapo) but I don't want to pay 140. I was looking for massage with he or BJ, but I didn't have an option here. Anyone else deal with this? Is this new for them, or am I checking out the wrong place? (I coulda sworn they used to be AMP) maybe they just were trying to get more money up front from me. I packed up my balls and went home.