Massage Parlor Reports

**PlayerN818** · 10-07-14 12:13

Originally Posted by Ganj8 [View Original Post]

Dropped by this spot as the BP ad look promising. The ladies there are old, fat, and fugly, I paid 40 for 30 minutes massage and took off without any extras. Couldn't bring myself to do it. Hopefully some useful intel for the bros.

Attached is the ad.

What? The girls in the ad are not really the providers? Shocked, shocked I say! Thanks for TOFTT. And for the info.

**Ganj8** · 10-06-14 22:43

Dropped by this spot as the BP ad look promising. The ladies there are old, fat, and fugly, I paid 40 for 30 minutes massage and took off without any extras. Couldn't bring myself to do it. Hopefully some useful intel for the bros.

Attached is the ad.

**OscarRomeo** · 10-06-14 18:47

Looking for mp with Latinas FS been to the new cozy all they have is Asian had a thin one with short hair let me get on top and rode me it's no longer named cozy and it's in Chatsworth area pm me to trade off.

**Grebo Guru** · 10-04-14 18:54

Originally Posted by PlayerN818 [View Original Post]

Well, you did have an option: Walk out, which is what I would've done. I don't know where you were because the post was too cryptic, but there are plenty of clean, reliable places all over the valley that will offer a HJ for around $80-$90 OTD.

I'll have to agree. $40 entrance fee followed by a $40 - $60 requested fee for HE. At this point I ask for FS, as a HJ means nothing to me. And if the answer is no, I'm requesting money back and leaving.

-GG.

**PlayerN818** · 10-03-14 16:59

Originally Posted by Milcanjose [View Original Post]

So here's one. I went in because I had some time to kill and I thought "Hey why not, massage and a BJ, woo!" I know their a regular AMP even their email and text back says 40 for the table plus tips. And I wasn't going in for FS.

So I walked in, and the girl asked if I wanted hh, and I said yes. And she said okay, $140. I looked at her and said, "really?" I said I only have 100, and she said she could take the rest from a credit card. (not to sound like a cheapo) but I don't want to pay 140. I was looking for massage with he or BJ, but I didn't have an option here. Anyone else deal with this? Is this new for them, or am I checking out the wrong place? (I coulda sworn they used to be AMP) maybe they just were trying to get more money up front from me. I packed up my balls and went home.

Well, you did have an option: Walk out, which is what I would've done. I don't know where you were because the post was too cryptic, but there are plenty of clean, reliable places all over the valley that will offer a HJ for around $80-$90 OTD.

**Milcanjose** · 10-03-14 12:45

So here's one. I went in because I had some time to kill and I thought "Hey why not, massage and a BJ, woo!" I know their a regular AMP even their email and text back says 40 for the table plus tips. And I wasn't going in for FS.

So I walked in, and the girl asked if I wanted hh, and I said yes. And she said okay, $140. I looked at her and said, "really?" I said I only have 100, and she said she could take the rest from a credit card. (not to sound like a cheapo) but I don't want to pay 140. I was looking for massage with he or BJ, but I didn't have an option here. Anyone else deal with this? Is this new for them, or am I checking out the wrong place? (I coulda sworn they used to be AMP) maybe they just were trying to get more money up front from me. I packed up my balls and went home.

**Kellynscal** · 09-29-14 16:02

I visited the "G Awning" located on VB, W of the 101.

I opted for 90 minutes which included a TS. My masseuse was a late 30's gal, wearing some snug yoga pants and loose top. She was reasonably trim, but not anything striking, a 6 or so. The TS occurred first and was pleasent enough in that odd vinyl kind of way. There was not any obvious junk cleaning at this time. During the massage she made it obvious that it was ok to touch over the clothing and that some pleasure was on the table. She was nervous about the owner walking in as she owns another massage spot just up the road. Overall, massage and TS were ok, finish was nice. Damage was. 6 $ house, . $4 tip. She was a bit unhappy with the tip given I had the 90 min service.

Not a bad spot, I would skip the shower and go for the hour next time around. Not sure on her name, but get the sense that a happy time is standard.

Kelly.

**Grebo Guru** · 09-25-14 19:15

No offense to you guys who like HE, but I'm only looking for FS. I can rub one out myself much easier than the ladies!

-GG.

**PlayerN818** · 09-25-14 10:21

Originally Posted by StikkyOne [View Original Post]

I haven't been a regular AMP monger since Topanga Therapy closed in 2008 (Just a few here and there. I'm mostly on HX. I did however look at BP the other day. There I saw an ad for a 21 yo hot Asian. Called mms, and sure, come in, young girls. This place in on the south side of SW, next to water store and well known Mexican food. I went in to meet mms Jessica, who showed me to a room with a curtain, (no door). I said something to her about that. She said no worry, no one here. I got in for. 3. I really was looking for a decent massage, as it was Friday. So in walks an older Chinese lady, who I can't remember her name, who started a very nice back massage. She used her elbows and forearms in all the right places. She also did plenty of teasing. On the flip, she went straight to a great oil massage. Very good technique, and I was soon a lot more de-stressed. Tipped her after the clean up. Total OTD was. 6. Would I repeat? Probably not. Was I happy, yes!

By the way, saw a BP ad for place on 16161 Venture. Any info?

Did you ask for the. 3 house fee or did they just offer it? What made you not want to repeat? Nothing on RM on the 16161 locale.

**PlayerN818** · 09-25-14 01:18

On Burbank, just east of the 7-eleven. I went during the hottest part of the heat wave couple week ago to get out of the heat more than anything. 35 to the house and the an older, nice looking woman asks if I'm working today? I thought maybe she was asking if I was LE or something, so I just placed my hand on her tit and said, nope, day off, and smiled. Guess that was OK cause she smiled back and led me to a room. I asked if she was my therapist, she said no, younger girls here. I made a sad face (I liked her already) and it turned out she did my massage. Good technique, had to ask her to lighten up at one point. Lots of teasing (but then she already knew I was going to be ok). Only thing is, and it's happened a few times now at other places: the tip haggling. Just kills the mood when you have get them back to a realistic. 4 for a HJ. She was nice about it, but was holding firm at. 5 I only had. 4 on me. I told her, thanks, I'll do it myself and started to take matters into my own hands. She quickly agreed to. 4 and we continued to an awesome finish. All in all, a very nice time, until I had to walk back out into the heat with oil residue all over my back.

**StikkyOne** · 09-24-14 22:25

I haven't been a regular AMP monger since Topanga Therapy closed in 2008 (Just a few here and there. I'm mostly on HX. I did however look at BP the other day. There I saw an ad for a 21 yo hot Asian. Called mms, and sure, come in, young girls. This place in on the south side of SW, next to water store and well known Mexican food. I went in to meet mms Jessica, who showed me to a room with a curtain, (no door). I said something to her about that. She said no worry, no one here. I got in for. 3. I really was looking for a decent massage, as it was Friday. So in walks an older Chinese lady, who I can't remember her name, who started a very nice back massage. She used her elbows and forearms in all the right places. She also did plenty of teasing. On the flip, she went straight to a great oil massage. Very good technique, and I was soon a lot more de-stressed. Tipped her after the clean up. Total OTD was. 6. Would I repeat? Probably not. Was I happy, yes!

By the way, saw a BP ad for place on 16161 Venture. Any info?

**OscarRomeo** · 09-24-14 18:27

Have new address to cozy PM me for info.

**tarascan** · 09-23-14 19:59

Cozy on Lankershim has closed. No big loss IMO.

**The Camel** · 09-21-14 16:43

Would really appreciate some help with this if someone out there has the intel. Esther is a super nice, bright and ridiculously cute K-Girl ultra-spinner. She worked steadily at a NoHO AMP named Green Acu for many years but they changed the name to something like Pacific Health or Acu a couple of years ago (still often listed as Green on the review sites). The MP is on Burbank Blvd. She was an ATF for me but still I only saw her a few times over a couple of years because she worked only 2 days which weren't good for me, and I've just been inactive getting around to different MPs over this time. I can't imagine why I never got her number which is something I'd do routinely with faves as they typically move around all the time. I always intended to pick up the pace and see her with some frequency. You can see what's coming here.

I called on Friday to set up an appointment and was told she's not working there anymore. I was surprised the mms was as forthcoming as she was. She said that Esther is doing private massage sessions out of her residence in K-Town. Understandably, she would not give me the number (perhaps a tip could pry the digits loose? Mms expressed some hope she may return. That would be great but I would prefer to catch up with her private arrangements.

Esther is pretty well known among SFV MP patrons. There are good reviews for her on every review site. If anyone reading this has her number, please PM me. Very understandable if you want to clear me through her first, so you can contact me for my name (hopefully she remembers that) and other information that will identify me to her, or I can give you contact info that she can use to contact me. It's killing me that I was stupid enough to let her get away without getting her number.

**Grebo Guru** · 09-21-14 02:51

So I went 'a mongering again tonight. The state of the Valley AMP / LAMP scene still pretty much sucks and it's why I stopped doing it for such a long time. With hope and a hard on, I went out to have my fun about 6:30 pm tonight. Nothing went well, again.

First off went to the place behind Reseda PO that I've been frequenting since about '99. WayWay answered the door and since she was fresh meat, I thought I had a chance. I asked who else was there and she said Nancy, but Nancy was busy. I stripped in the room and waited for her naked on the couch after posting the $40 entrance fee. Her English was atrocious, of course. She kept trying to get me to go lay on the massage table. Strike one. I'm the customer. I'm the client. I'm the one shelling out the money, recognize that and do what I want not what you want girl! After literally about 5 minutes of this, she gets frustrated and leaves again for a minute. This time she's finally complying and lightly rubbing me from chest to toe and avoiding the exposed genitals while I lay on the couch. I think she asked if I wanted a massage and I told her no. This confused her. But then I told her I wanted everything. She mumbled something and the only word I understood was "condom. " Strike two. I took it as meaning optional which is the way it normally is at this place. But I'm pretty sure she was either asking me if I had one or that maybe she had to go get one. Either way I just tried to get her naked and she didn't play along. Strike three. I started to dress but she went and got another girl, CiCi. This is funny because before the other girl was named Nancy. Maybe there were actually three there, but that's extremely rare. CiCi had a cuter face but she was just as damn clueless. She tried also to get me on the massage table that if I wanted to be on, I'd be on. Please don't tell me what to do, it's a major turn off. If I wanted to be told what to do I'd go get a dominatrix. Instead I'm at a Chinese brother because I prefer quiet submissive women. Oh well. So I told her I wanted full service and she said that it wasn't available, massage only. I laughed at her and asked her why she was this place if there was no full service. I told her that WayWay offered me full service. I told her I'd been coming there 15 years and getting full service. I then put on my clothes, took my entrance fee back and left. Again, this place used to be great, it's now horrible. I said I was going to wait a few months until the girls rotated, and I should have stuck to my word. Oh, BTW: When she mentioned a "Nancy" I did get excited because there was a Nancy about three years ago with curly hair that was good. I laid a lot of pipe in her. For now, only if Tina shows up again will I go back for a long time. Tina rocked.

I then decided to check BP to see if the normal Chinese Northridge hook up was there. Didn't see any postings. I did see "Rose" was posting again and in Winettka, meanting she was at the same place as last week. I texted, no response.

Oh, I guess I did see the normal booker based Woodland Hills / Northridge hook up. I texted and got "off" as a response. Unless she's Thai instead of Chinese, that means she wasn't working even though she posted just 2 1/2 hours earlier.

I was in the Reseda area, so I searched BP again for any other action in the area. There was some, but nothing interesting. There was a post of a new girl that hit town that I hadn't seen posting before. Amber was her name. I texted a few times and got no response.

I saw an add for two Japanese girls. I thought what the hell, I could hit that. From lots of past experience, I know the 22 year old and 100 lb ad was bullshit and I'd most likely having a mid-40's 150 lb ugly woman answer the door, but I figured I'd take a shot. I texted, no response. I called, a woman picked up. The connection was muffled and I could not understand even a single word that she was uttering. I apoligized, said the connection must be bad. I hung up and called back. She answers again and I asked what town she was in. (They always post multiple towns, I was willing to drive if it was close but didn't want to go to the far corner of Woodland Hills if that's where she was.) I tried two or three times asking what town she was in and couldn't make out anything she was saying. It wasn't the accent, it was just a horrible microphone on a cheap phone that she had. I wasn't sure that she could even understand me, but I asked her to text the address to me. I swear she said yes or OK. I waited, nothing came. I texted "Address? To her. Still no response. Next!

At this point I was contemplating going down to the new place I discovered that advertisings three or four girls down on Ventura in Encino (see previous post on Leaf), but decided it was too far. I was actually on a bit of a tight time frame as I was already hours late to a party (not a fun one) and wanted to shoot my bullet before going. So I passed on it.

I was looking at the ads again and saw one that was on the route home. Turns out it was Zen Therapy advertising their Latinas (Colombians. One of two Colombian brothels in the Valley. Other is in Panorama City). I haven't been to Zen Therapy in three or four years, now I know why. I walked in, paid my $40 entrance fee. I asked for a lineup and the guy said he'd send me what was available. While walking to the room I saw this one bottle blonde with a big bubble but that is definitely not my style, after all I'm really wanting some slim Asian piece of ass. So, having a bad feeling, I sit down in the room, only take off my shoes, and I wait and I wait and I wait. As luck doesn't favor me, the exact one I'm not attracted to walks in the door. She's in actress mode like I don't know it's a brothel and asks me if I want oils and incense. I tell her nicely, "Sorry, but you're not my type. " I figured she was the only one available since that was basically said to me. So I grabbed my shoes and was about to leave. Right before doing so, walks in Cathy. Cathy was another bottle blonde but with better hair. She had a nice skinny waist and flat belling. She had a Colombian ass but it was not overtly huge to comic proportions. She said sweet things to me in Spanish, I played along and said I'd stay. She took off and I got naked. She came back and rubbed me a little, I think she asked if I wanted a HJ. I said no. She asked about full service / everything and I said yes. She was a solid 8, so I was interested in doing her. Finally the clothes came off and I could see her rock hard bolt ons. I hate fake tits. Fake tits are for girls to look hot in clothes, not naked. I always think it's funny that fake tits are for all the guys a girl doesn't fuck. She went down on my with her head in the way of me being able to see mini-me and slipped on the condom. Yuck. CBJ's put me to sleep. She did a weak ass 1 minute blow job and I forced myself hard so I could get past it and on to the real fucking. She hopped on top and did a little Asian CG style which slightly surprised me. She talked sweetly to me and I got about two kisses on the lips. I thought this might be a winner after all. Her on top lasted about 3 minutes or so until she feigned being tired. (I hate fake used up jaded lazy working girls!) She TOLD me to do doggy style but by the time I was off the table she was spread eagle perpendicular with the table. I told her that wasn't doggy style. She then got up on her knees. Oh yeah, did I mention she was an every minute condom checker? It's a major turn off to me. I hate it when a girl gets her whole arm in the way and I can't balance right to lay it in her. Then on to of that she's pinching my dick to see if the condom is still on. Anyway, her ass spread out wide, probably winder then her hips. Remember, she's Columbian. But the ass was soft and spread like that I had a clear shot instead of a hard ass where I loose two inches of penetration. Sorry, I'm an average white guy. That's why I like skinny asses that I can get fully in from behind! I could get fully in and rub that base of my cock where it turns into ball sack that is basically my g-spot, so I was for the most part happy. Then the condom check again, and again, and again, and again, till it was time for a new position because I was getting more annoyed than excited. We got basically into a position that usually works for me, legs in the air or up around my neck. I an usually shoot this way even when annoyed. Didn't work. Condom check. Condom check. Condom check. Condom check. I tried various little variations and called her on the condom check. "It's on. I feel it. I'll tell you if it comes off. " So I'm plugging away staring into her decent face but closed eyes. I'm probably 20 seconds from popping. Condom check. She freaks and jumps up saying the condom came off and didn't I feel it. I'm quit sure it was still covering my head but her pulling away made it slip off for real. She asks me if I want a hand job. I say no, that doesn't work for me. Girls don't know how to give me a hand job, it's my dick, I'm usually the only one who knows how to work it right. She starts getting dressed and I forgot what the conversation was but basically I knew it was over. She asked me if I wanted a hot towel, I told her no that I wanted the condom back. She ignored me. Got dressed and took off for a couple minutes. She then came back and told me that the time was up. I said that couldn't be possible, what time did I come in. She said she didn't know and then went back to the manager and came back and told me the time I checked in. I looked at the time and by her check in time, I had two minutes. I told her she had been wasting my time the last five minutes or so and everything could have been good and I'd be happy customer if she didn't waste time getting dressed and leaving. I know the gig was up so I slowly got dressed and excused myself to the bathroom. A quick squirt in the toilet and washed my hands. It was all a diversion while I battled internally on what, if anything, I should tip her. I had the standard $100 in my pocket that if only thirty more seconds of in and out she would have gotten. I decided I didn't want to stiff her even though she probably deserved it. I finally convinced myself to give her $40. Even though it was not really enjoyable, I decided I probably had almost 15 minutes with me insider her. So I walked back and she was standing in the door. I handed her the 2 twenties and she was offended. "Only $40?" I tried to tell her that she didn't let me finished and that she wasted my time. I couldn't even get that out as she kept talking. I think she basically said it's alright and left. Neither of us happy of course. I would have liked to lay it in to her and made it a learning experience for her and explain that a guy doesn't pay to fuck, a guy pays to cum. It was an $80 reminder why I don't go to Zen Therapy.

-GG.

Please don't PM me for names, addresses, phone numbers. I'm attaching the ads. They're PDF files. They'll be permanently here unlike the links that the majority posts. I don't have more information for you. Everything is already relayed in the recount above or in the files that are attached. Amber.pdf Rose.pdf Japanese.pdf Off.pdf ZenTherapy.pdf.