Massage Parlor Reports

[JmSuttr]

Greetings from Northern VA, which is where I usually hang out. Dropped by GR recently to visit friends and decided to sample the local MP scene. Many thanks to those who have posted in this forum and helped make my RTFF efforts productive.

Both dreams involved CMTs (or do you call them LMT's?) who work in established MPs and who both give an outstanding legit massage. With one of the therapists, I was sure my session was going to be legit only but she really surprised me (and herself, I think). With the other therapist, I was hoping that something would happen in the MP itself, but it didn't. However, we got a good rapport going and she agreed (after much coaxing) to do an outcall session to my hotel, which turned out fantastic! Although she's a total newbie to the possibility of doing outcall massage sessions, and she's understandably nervous about it, she told me she might consider it under the right conditions for a few select clients.

Since I have absolutely no idea what your local enforcement climate is like, my thought is that it would be best to share the info via PM rather than in the open forum. Feel free to check out my posting history and send me any questions you have. I'll do my best to answer as quickly as I can.

Thanks again and looking forward to my next visit.

Gentlemen of GR:

I've received so many responses that it'll take some time for me to get through all of them. I do have a day job which keeps me busy but I'll do my best to respond as quickly as I can.

Also, I've received a number of responses from members with 0 posts or just a few. My apologies in advance but I will not be responding to anyone who does not have an established track record that I can verify through their posting history.

[Happy111]

So who is the red head at Panacea? Anyone know if she is any good?

Saw her around but didn't catch her name.

[JmSuttr]

Greetings from Northern VA, which is where I usually hang out. Dropped by GR recently to visit friends and decided to sample the local MP scene. Many thanks to those who have posted in this forum and helped make my RTFF efforts productive.

Both dreams involved CMTs (or do you call them LMT's?) who work in established MPs and who both give an outstanding legit massage. With one of the therapists, I was sure my session was going to be legit only but she really surprised me (and herself, I think). With the other therapist, I was hoping that something would happen in the MP itself, but it didn't. However, we got a good rapport going and she agreed (after much coaxing) to do an outcall session to my hotel, which turned out fantastic! Although she's a total newbie to the possibility of doing outcall massage sessions, and she's understandably nervous about it, she told me she might consider it under the right conditions for a few select clients.

Since I have absolutely no idea what your local enforcement climate is like, my thought is that it would be best to share the info via PM rather than in the open forum. Feel free to check out my posting history and send me any questions you have. I'll do my best to answer as quickly as I can.

Thanks again and looking forward to my next visit.

[NoseJelly]

I made a recent visit to East West and I don't think I'll be back. I had no problem with the staff or service. I just looked around and thought to myself, this place is kind of a dump. Broken down cars in the lot, shit everywhere inside. None of the towels match. Linens are shady. Stinks of smoke. Dirt smudges all over the walls and doors. I don't mean to be too critical but some of the other places are so much cleaner.

Since Mama Dee turned management over to her son, EW has gone in the toilet. Joy no longer works there either. She always kept the place clean for Mama Dee. The girls are supposed to change the linens after their customer leaves, but without Joy or M Dee on them I doubt it happens much. I stopped going there when I found out the Boy Wonder was the new manager. He can't keep his own clothes clean, let alone an office!

[GRBrazen]

Thanks for the report. I was thinking of heading that way tomorrow. After my scabies incident, seeing anything but bleached, white towels would send me to the asylum.

I agree completely! These places make enough money there is no excuse for filth. If it's that obvious think of what else there may be you CAN'T see.

[Donntee]

I made a recent visit to East West and I don't think I'll be back. I had no problem with the staff or service. I just looked around and thought to myself, this place is kind of a dump. Broken down cars in the lot, shit everywhere inside. None of the towels match. Linens are shady. Stinks of smoke. Dirt smudges all over the walls and doors. I don't mean to be too critical but some of the other places are so much cleaner.

Thanks for the report. I was thinking of heading that way tomorrow. After my scabies incident, seeing anything but bleached, white towels would send me to the asylum.

[DjBiker]

I made a recent visit to East West and I don't think I'll be back. I had no problem with the staff or service. I just looked around and thought to myself, this place is kind of a dump. Broken down cars in the lot, shit everywhere inside. None of the towels match. Linens are shady. Stinks of smoke. Dirt smudges all over the walls and doors. I don't mean to be too critical but some of the other places are so much cleaner.

Wish more reports on how clean places are business or people working out of homes just a bad way to start if place smells or appears dirty sheets I will leave if laundry don't appear clean good report.

[Xpressway]

I made a recent visit to East West and I don't think I'll be back. I had no problem with the staff or service. I just looked around and thought to myself, this place is kind of a dump. Broken down cars in the lot, shit everywhere inside. None of the towels match. Linens are shady. Stinks of smoke. Dirt smudges all over the walls and doors. I don't mean to be too critical but some of the other places are so much cleaner.

[GRBrazen]

I had the pleasure of making a 1 hour appointment with Rhonda about 3 weeks ago. She was as fun as I remembered her. Always energetic, and a very good attitude. She must've remembered me as there was never an upsell or any conversation regarding a tip beforehand. We seem to connect well and I would definitely go back to see here again.

Glad she's still there! I've got to see her again soon!

[LifeExplorer]

I haven't seen Rhonda in quite a while. She was one of my favorites! Has anyone seen her there lately?

I had the pleasure of making a 1 hour appointment with Rhonda about 3 weeks ago. She was as fun as I remembered her. Always energetic, and a very good attitude. She must've remembered me as there was never an upsell or any conversation regarding a tip beforehand. We seem to connect well and I would definitely go back to see here again.

[Benz1]

Now that Lin has her own place, she has rocked my world every time. Her attitude is much better. She is happier and works much harder. She is also very happy to show off her new body.

Rates and menu options would be nice to know before I make an appointment.

[Donntee]

Absolutely phenominal massage. One problem. If and when she gets bored with you she'll stand you up. But, the flip is passable, not great, but what a freakin' massage. I won't go back because she pissed me off.

She's not a cheap AMP. 160, tax, title and out the door. And I was paying it! Oh well, her loss. When I saw her, she swapping between Oasis and Royal. I remember now why she stood me up. I talked to her about doing a four hand with Rhonda from Wonder (If you like a rectal massage). She called me back to set it up. I bailed. I didn't have the wampum for a four hand. I wanted to keep the one on one. Bam! She stood me up. Like I said, her loss.

Now that Lin has her own place, she has rocked my world every time. Her attitude is much better. She is happier and works much harder. She is also very happy to show off her new body.

[Member #6969]

There last ad about two weeks ago said they were moving locations and would be back open in a week, but I have not seen anything saying where they moved to or if they reopened. Anyone have any idea?

[NoseJelly]

Looks a lot like Linn. Sorry.

This woman is not Linn!

[Bloozer]

Thats NOT Linn.

Looks a lot like Linn. Sorry.